Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Skillful Craftsman Spits the Truth
Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Skillful Craftsman Spits the Truth
Were the ancients wise? Perhaps from a modern point of view, most of them are not smart people; But were the ancients stupid? Hehe, if you throw a modern otaku into the ancient society, you will have to be played with as a disability in minutes.
Lin He is convinced that the elite of an era, even if you throw him in any era, he is also an elite, and he will not change the identity of the elite because of the change of the times.
In ancient times, people had limited access to knowledge, and the ceiling of achievement was so high, which was like the same exam, if you scored 60 points, you would only score 60 points, and Xueba scored 100 points because there were only 100 points on the paper.
The simplest example, if Newton is thrown into the university physics department of later generations, Newton will definitely become the most powerful physicist in later generations, and break the existing pattern of physics, but you take a top student in the university physics department and throw it to Newton's time...... Hehe, maybe the Big Bang will be delayed for a hundred and eighty years.
Therefore, Lin He never dared to underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, and in the face of these Song people who used to only live in history books, and did not even have a shadow in history books, Lin He respected them from the bottom of his heart.
It wasn't until the person in front of him appeared that Lin You felt that even if he paid attention to everything, he still underestimated the people of this era.
This person's surname is Xie, his name is Xie Rizi, he has a bitter smile on his face, and his linen clothes are so dirty that he can hardly see the original color. can't be said to be a thief's eyebrows, but the facial features put together have an evil and sassy rogue atmosphere.
It's just such a person who can't be found in the pile of splashes, and he almost used a few fake lottery tickets to defraud dozens of bonuses from Cai Jintao's hands, if it weren't for Lin You's anti-counterfeiting methods beyond this era, I'm afraid that this bonus would be deceived.
Xie Rizi was pressed out by the soldiers, and Cai Jing, who was originally furious, wanted to let this guy sit in prison, but due to Lin He's pleading, and the welfare lottery was originally a novelty, and there were specific legal principles to rely on, so in the end, he made a favor and sent this person to Lin He.
"Childe, if you see any use for the villain, just say it, the villain will definitely do it for you......"
Xie Rizi's facial features were all squeezed into a lump, and his heart was numb with laughter, and he frowned and asked:
"I'll let you do anything, are you willing?"
Maybe he was rectified in prison, Xie Rizi was very docile: "Definitely!" It will be done! ”
Lin He closed his eyes and stopped looking at him.
"Full of nonsense, hit!"
Jin Tian sneered and pounced.
Or do you say that Jin Tian is worth cultivating? Lin You was just a word, and he shot without reservation, and the big fist of the sea bowl hit Xie Rizi's face at once.
The sound was so tragic that Lin and his teeth were astringent.
Good guy, with a punch, the bridge of Xie rivet's nose was crooked, and a large stream of blood sprayed to the ground as if he didn't want money.
Lin He took a step back with some disgust: "This is the firewood room, the place of your own home, don't get dirty, get something to plug his mouth, it will frighten my mother and aunt when he screams." ”
Jin Tian smiled: "Young master, don't worry, you can't scream with a punch just now, and the little one will block his mouth now." ”
Xie Rizi was still twitching, and a piece of wood with the thickness of his forearm was inserted into his mouth, and a few teeth were almost pried out. Seeing the five big and three thick Jin Tianluo smiling and pounced, Xie riveted his throat with a hoarse voice like a duck.
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How do you say that, I have been playing for more than an hour...... Well, it's been more than half an hour.
This Jin Tian is not a good stubble at first glance, after Lin He's explanation, he specially attacked the soft and painful places on the person's body, so that Xie Rizi screamed in pain, but unfortunately the sound was all given to a piece of firewood to choke his throat, which really called the soles of his feet not to work every day.
Lin He saw that Xie Rizi was exhausted, lying on the ground and panting, and when he looked at Jin Tian again, this guy was not red and his heart was not beating, and he secretly said a master, stepped forward to grab the firewood, and pulled it out of Xie Rizi's mouth with a brush. Along with the firewood, there were two teeth and a field of blood, which had been pierced in the mouth by the firewood.
Lin He looked at this scene and felt a little uncomfortable, maybe he was reincarnated in the wrong child in his previous life, so he was more suitable to be a big brother in the underworld or something.
He threw the firewood to the ground, Xie Rizi trembled with fright, and hissed and begged: "Gong...... Son...... Don't fight, what do you want to know, you ask, you ask the little one, you really can't fight, the little one is going to die......"
Lin He nodded, half-squatted down and looked at him, his eyes were clear and serious: "Let me ask you, who made that fake tiger head lottery ticket?"
"It's made of small, it's made of small......"
Xie Rizi dared to hide it at this time, and told the cause and effect one by one.
Although this man is a liar, he is not an ordinary ruffian. His family has been liars for generations, and what he is best at is deception, among them, Xie Rizi's best thing is to fake, whether it is ancient books and ancient books, famous paintings, or Jiaozi pawn tickets, they can be forged without a penny.
This time, he had the idea to hit the welfare lottery, he first bought the lottery ticket normally, and then after winning a rabbit head, he took advantage of the interval between receiving the prize and glanced at the tiger head lottery ticket that was placed in the prize redemption office, which was claimed by the person who won the prize in front.
Just a few glances, he relied on his strong memory ability, the appearance of the tiger head lottery ticket firmly remembered, and then went home to engraving mimeograph, after several experiments, found the best plan, and successfully copied a plate of tiger head lottery tickets.
This Xie rivet also encountered difficulties this time, and he was about to move, and he had a lot of money in hand, so he took a risk and committed two precepts in a row.
Which two precepts? The precepts handed down by this family of liars are not to deceive the local government, and the same means cannot be used a second time.
Unfortunately, Xie rivet was planted on these two rings.
Welfare lottery is an official welfare business, which is different from ordinary merchants. The merchant shuts down and cheats you of other people's goods, even if the people's wealth is big, it's a big deal to pat their butts and leave, pay attention to avoid never meeting from a young age, even if they report to the official, they may not be looking for you. For such a businessman's case, no one knows how much the yamen can contribute, as long as the scammer leaves room for it, don't cheat other people's heirlooms and the like, most businessmen can only endure it with tears, after all, after tossing, the loss may be much more than the things that were cheated away.
Therefore, the ancestral motto of this family of liars is not to deceive the local government, but Xie Rizi couldn't help it when he saw such a good opportunity.
Of course, if he only violated the first precept, it would be fine, but he also violated the second precept. Xie Rivet's handiwork is very good, and Lin He's red anti-counterfeiting seal is also imitated, so that people can't see the slightest flaw.
But the fault is that he is too greedy. Originally, if he just cheated once, took a fake one and redeemed it, it would be fine, but he wanted to redeem a full page of lottery tickets, and this would be an accident.
There are a total of 10,000 ticket stubs, and there are a number of tiger head lottery tickets, a total of 50 tickets, a total of 500 yuan. After he went to redeem seven or eight tickets two days ago, seeing that no one noticed, he decided to redeem all the last ones on the last day. That's on the muzzle.
The personnel who redeemed the lottery were also lazy, Lin and Ming printed a random seal on each jackpot ticket as an anti-counterfeiting, but the staff on the scene didn't know if it was because there were too many people to be busy, or they really didn't expect that this kind of thing would dare to run to the official government to make a fake, so they didn't take the stub at all, which gave Xie Rivezi an opportunity to take advantage of.
However, as soon as the ninth day of sales ended, Cai Jintao found out that something was wrong. Where are the horse's feet exposed? In fact, it didn't show its feet at all,Since you haven't had the code,No one can see that the lottery is fake,But the problem is,On the ninth day,A few days ago, a total of 54 tiger head coupons...... If it's 49 or even 50, it's easy to say, anyway, the most that is immediately followed is that the front is unevenly redeemed. But there are a total of fifty sheets, what does it mean to have 4 more sheets?
That's a lot of money!
Cai Jintao was immediately furious and immediately checked the ticket stubs. Fifty-four lottery tickets are a pair of ciphers, and there are eight fake tickets.
Lin He knew that for the sake of profit, too many people would take risks, and he couldn't pin everything on the prestige of the government, and the seal he made with Han Fu at that time was a random coding machine. And in order to prevent counterfeiting, the coder is not printed with Chinese characters, but a combination of English letters and Arabic numerals. Every tiger head coupon and bull head coupon is a combination of English and numbers randomly printed on the coding machine, and then this combination is also printed on the bottom account......
There are actually eight fake coupons, and this is worth it? Originally, Cai Jintao was furious, and he was going to post a notice to the whole city to dig out this dead liar.
It just so happened that Lin He knew about it, so he gave him an idea, this liar is so bold, the last day of sales saw that the government did not respond, maybe he would take a risk, and come again, as long as the scene is compared, he is not afraid of not being able to hold people. Now that the hunt is raging, people may have run away early, and you can't search everyone's body and house the whole time, how do you know who has fake lottery tickets hidden on them?
Thereupon...... The greedy Xie rivet came to the stage to redeem the award, how did he know what English and numbers were, he just looked at the shape and got one casually, and compared it sincerely, how could he still run away?
He was tied up by the soldiers of the Inspection Department on the spot, not only was the income from the previous prize confiscated, but Master Cai was originally going to let him sit in prison.
It's just that after Lin He saw the fake lottery ticket, he felt that this person was a talent, and if he used it well, maybe it would have a miraculous effect......
"Childe...... The little one really explained everything, and said everything......"
Xie riveted into a ball, two front teeth were knocked out, and his mouth leaked wildly, looking so pitiful and pitiful.
Lin He closed his eyes and thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes opened: "Dare to hide something, fight again!" ”
Xie Rivezi screamed miserably, and Jin Tian's cruel smile came again!