310 first sight of the urinal nasal eye

Jingkang is difficult, the Jin people got too many good things from Bianliang, Tokyo, and there are all kinds of things, which are beautiful. Coke broke the women of Yan Sheng's harem. The best thing is, of course, chosen by Queen Don Kuo Lancôme.

Tang Kuo Lancôme has a palace maid named Pucha Tingmei, who commanded the palace maids and eunuchs to move good things to the queen's palace one after another, and it took three days to move.

"Enough, enough! The rest is stored in the vault first. Don Kuo Lancôme said while having fun.

The most moved were clothes, which were hung all over the palace, and there were hundreds of silk skirts. It's a pity that Tang Kuo Lancôme is so tall that most of them don't fit well. Only a small amount of maternity clothes, which are looser, are suitable to wear.

If you have clothes, you naturally have to have a mirror, and you will know if you are beautiful when you look at it. The bronze mirrors of the Northern Song Dynasty are still particularly famous, especially those used in the palace, which are particularly exquisite.

"Shuo Wen" cloud: "The prison can take water from the bright moon, because it can be used as a mirror, because it can be followed." ”

Tang Kuo Lancôme took a fancy to a set of 12 bronze mirrors, as large as a plate. The mirror is like a lake, the light is incomparable, the light is very clear, and even the freckles on the face can be counted.

The most peculiar thing is the pattern behind the mirror, each one different. They are rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens, dogs, pigs. The most incomprehensible thing for Tang Kuo Lancôme is that the mouse is still engraved on the bronze mirror, and it is still ranked first. After taking pictures for a long time, I am very satisfied, not only satisfied with the brightness of the mirror, but also satisfied with my appearance, quite handsome.

Put down one and pick up the other, and said vigorously: "Don't absorb ink without ink!" Don't blot ink! ('I love you'.) ）”

In addition to this set of bronze mirrors, Tang Kuo Lancôme also likes a large bronze mirror. It is a large oval bronze mirror, which is almost as tall as a human on the frame. Although the brightness is not as good as that set of small bronze mirrors, you can see the whole body.

The pattern behind the bronze mirror is even more chic, it is actually a goblin fight, or two naked goblins. Tang Kuo Lancôme is a person who has come over and has given birth to children, so he understands at once that this is spring. Palace. Draw. I never expected that the Song people were also quite open, and such things were carved on the mirror.

This large bronze mirror was made by Song Huizong Zhao Ji at the suggestion of the old Taoist Liu Mingkang. Outside the palace, Genyue is built, and the bedroom is placed in a mirror of dragons and phoenixes, which is sure that the royal blood is full. Later, Zhao Ji's sons and daughters came to the world in a bunch, and this mirror also became a treasure mirror. However, this mirror has been placed in Empress Zheng's bedroom for many years, but she has not given birth to any of them.

Later, Empress Zheng was very angry and gave this mirror to Concubine Wei Xian. Haw, Concubine Wei Xian gave birth to a boy, who is Zhao Gou. In the final analysis, whether to live or not to live or to give birth is a matter of land and seeds, and has nothing to do with the mirror.

In addition to these mirrors, Tang Kuo Lancôme's favorite is a basin. The pot was made of pure gold, with a lotus flower in full bloom carved on the bottom (front) and a "goldfish" or two swimming. And there is a line of words: This song should only be in the sky.

Under the influence of her husband Wan Yansheng, Tang Kuo Lancôme also likes Han culture, especially reading Tang poetry.

"Queen, there are words on the bottom of this basin!" Pucha Tingmei said in surprise.

"This song should only be in heaven. ——This is Du Fu's poem. The name of the poem is "Giving Flowers": "Jincheng silk pipe day after day, half into the river wind and half into the clouds. This song should only be in the sky, and the world can hear it a few times. Tang Kuo Lancôme explains.

"The queen is amazing! Even I know this, I can't complain that the emperor likes you so much. ”

"The king of Israel can't last long, you have to be intimate with him."

Pucha Tingmei nodded repeatedly.

"This pot is so beautiful! It is also set with gems on all sides. Pucha Tingmei admired as she watched.

"What about the women of the harem of the Great Song Dynasty! It's too extravagant, wash your face with such a beautiful basin! - Let's send it to Curry! Don Kuo Lancôme said as he shook his head.

"Queen, you don't need anything else, you still need to use this basin. The basin is inlaid with pearls, and it is beautiful! ”

As soon as Tang Kuo Lancôme heard that washing his face with this basin could nourish his face, he stayed.

After dinner, Tang Kuo Lancôme used this beautiful basin to carefully wash his still beautiful face. I washed it again, and over again, and after washing it three times, I felt that it was over.

Tang Kuo Lancôme first looked at it in a large mirror for a long time, and felt that his figure was still superb. A person who is almost forty years old, whether it is lordosis or kyphosis, is no worse than a big girl in her twenties.

After looking at the big mirror, I looked at the small mirror, starting from the rat and continuing to the pig, and I was a little dissatisfied. Thin crow's feet have climbed on the corners of the eyes, and the years are a pig-killing knife!

Pucha Tingmei helped the queen to apply grease and powder, and the emperor will come here to rest tonight.

Today, Wanyan Sheng's palace is much more generous than before. In particular, the queen's bedroom is even more splendid, drunk and golden. Especially this time, I got such a good thing from the Great Song Dynasty, and the concubines' bedrooms were dressed up much brighter.

The northern country is cold, so Wanyan Sheng's concubines all sleep on the kang.

The most prominent thing in the queen's bedroom is a large fire kang - more than two meters long from north to south, about ten meters wide from east to west, there is no partition wall in the middle, and there are gold-painted kang cabinets on both sides. The tent is red, the quilt is pink, and the window is pasted with red curtains. The kang table is also red, the brazier is a copper basin, and the charcoal fire inside is also red. The kang mat is made of reeds and is very delicate.

However, this is the scene of winter. It's summer now, and nothing else has changed, and the brazier has been removed. This kang is not crowded for ten people. Usually, only the queen sleeps. When the emperor came, he only staged the "Legend of the Two".

Wan Yan Sheng has finished his meal, and the staple food he eats is "Saqima" (Manchu), which is called "Golden Silk Cake" in Chinese, which is crispy and delicious, oily but not greasy, and is a traditional cake that the Jurchens like to eat. The dishes are hand-grilled meat and grilled lamb chops......

Eat all high-calorie stuff that requires a lot of exercise to consume. Wan Yan Sheng had been riding a horse for a while, and he still felt that he was not energetic enough, so he came to the big kang of the queen's bedroom to consume the excess "calories".

Wan Yansheng and his wife walked around the big kang in a chic manner, and both parties were greatly satisfied. After the incident, Wan Yansheng sniffed his wife's face and always felt a little peculiar.

"What's wrong, Your Majesty?" Don Kuo Lancôme asked.

"What did you rub on your face?" Wan Yansheng sniffed again.

"It's just the 'bath beans' that we have in the palace."

"I always feel a little bit of a bad smell."

"Maybe it's because of the Great Song tribute basin I used to wash my face tonight?"

Wan Yansheng was curious for a while, and went down to the kang to look at the baby basin, and smelled it similar to the smell on the queen's face. Seeing the poem "This song should only be in heaven", I didn't understand what it meant.

After many inquiries, I finally figured out what was going on. It turned out that this basin was the urinal used by Xiao Liu Guifei. Zhao Ji was particularly fond of Xiao Liu Guifei for a while, so he created this high-end urinal for her.

Liu Guifei's urine is particularly long, and the sound is like music, and Zhao Ji asked people to engrave Du Fu's famous sentence "This song should only be in the sky" on it......

Wan Yansheng and his wife were dumb and did not dare to speak out. Zhao Ji, this kid, is extremely smart in this regard, and he secretly enjoyed it for several nights.

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