"Little fat man, I'm glad you trusted me.

Then grandpa tested you, my second sister, cough cough, why did she say you were wrong? ”

frowned and scratched his head, then said sullenly.

"I don't know, I did what she said right, Grandpa Whitebeard Goat, my mother ......"

"You're messing around, you're wrong, I'll tell you to report ......"

"Hey, don't I hug it, what's the matter, the posture is not good, or I am not satisfied.

Daughter-in-law, I didn't say you, my mother said, I want my daughter-in-law to eat enough, and it's just right to get into the bed at night, why are you hungrier than me......"

'Puff'

"Poof, that's right."

"Seems to be the truth."

"You, what are you talking about, huh?"

Look at a few old goods from Shui Xiang, one by one for the old disrespect, pointing and pointing there, scratching their heads and making gestures, bah, all of them are really thick-skinned.

"This second sister, he's really right."

"Mm-hmm, yes, yes."

"You guys, huh!"

"Look, you mean, it's serving the food now, and you ask him to report the name of the dish, and if he can't report it, he won't be able to eat, that's right."

"Of course that's right, I still need you to say it."

"Think back to your whole story."

"Huh?"

Xiang Shuixiang was stunned, I was not wrong, I said, uh, I really want to just say it, but, but everyone knows what it means, why is he so, uh, it's over, he's a fool, so, report it becomes a hug.

'Woo, no, I, I'm just going to pit myself. ’

His face was red, and his eyes were watery.

"Ahem, okay, okay, stop here.

Little fat man, come and sit down, ready to eat. ”

The point is over, and the Great Elder has made peace.

Liu Bei rolled his eyes, did not return to his original seat, but came to Xiang Shuixiang, and was so frightened that Xiang Shuixiang stood up, ducked back, and looked at Liu Bei vigilantly.

"You, what are you going to do?"

Yes, there is a shadow in my heart.

"My mother, cough cough, that, it's so unappetizing to eat next to an old man, I want to change seats."

As he spoke, he sat down and blinked his eyes, his voice was slightly quieter, and he was mysterious.

"Tell you quietly, I'll grab something delicious for you later!"

I must fight back, or after today, I will be discredited, lose face, and become a joke here." Hum! ’

Thinking of this, Xiang Shuixiang secretly gritted her teeth, the old lady didn't believe that you were a fool, snorted and sat down, and smiled at Liu Bei.

"Tell me, why did you grab me something delicious?"

"My mother's ......"

"Get out of here again!"

With a roar, Xiang Shuixiang blew up like a lion, and decided in his heart that when he found your hometown, he would clean up your mother well, hum.

Liu Bei shrank his neck and said depressedly.

"It's not difficult to give birth to a child with a big waist and a round waist, in order to give birth to a son, I, I naturally want to hurt my daughter-in-law, are you stupid......

It seems that I want to tell my mother, such a stupid daughter-in-law, don't forget it......

Well, I'm so smart that I can't have a stupid son......"

Regardless of talking to himself, he tapped his mouth and affirmed himself, which was very proud.

Xiang Shuixiang sat there, staring and opening her mouth, forgetting to refute, and her heart was in turmoil.

'What do you mean by what he pretends?' Oh, feed me fat so that he can have a son, I, I, I bah......

A few elders knew that they were determined not to laugh, and once they couldn't hold it back, their lives would be difficult in the future.

It's not a big joke in front of me, and it's fun to spread it, but, but, it's different.

What can you do, look at each other a few times, come on, help each other.

Under the table, two hands stretched out, touched each other's outer thighs, and twisted fiercely.

"Buy a disc!"

"Kawaii!"

"Ha trick!"

One by one, they grinned in pain, and pain finally replaced joy.

"Ahem, ahem, forget it, let's eat."

The Great Elder waved his hand and decided to end this farce, after eating, there was time to concoct this fool, why continue to waste time.

As for consoling Xiang Shuixiang, let her not take it to heart, there is no need for that.

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Eating depends on the occasion, and the rules are different for different occasions.

They feel that they are noble and cannot afford to be without etiquette.

Because it was a remade meal, the time was delayed a bit, and now that the four dishes are ready, let's start eating.

Seeing that the Great Elder had spoken, Xiang Shui Xiang and the others were no longer entangled, and began to greet them for dinner.

"Daughter-in-law ......"

"Scream again and get out."

"Uh, okay, okay, silly girl......"

"Get out!"

"Well, what's that calling you?"

"Don't eat if you ask again, and you won't be able to stop your mouth when you eat."

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to say hello.

Come on, eat this, come and have a piece of this, I'll take a bite of this wow, it's so fragrant, hey, it doesn't taste as good as the pig's mouth I just gnawed, oh, I remember, it's not a pig's mouth, it's my daughter-in-law's mouth......"

'Smack'

There was a soft thud.

The chopsticks slapped heavily on the table, and Xiang Shuixiang couldn't hold back anymore.

If you don't eat it, if you don't eat it, get out, what do I do if you meow, also, give me back the vegetables, look at your hands, smell the sour smell on your body, and vomit and vomit...... I can't eat it anymore.

Everyone grabbed their chopsticks vigorously, pretending not to hear, and lowered their heads to pull rice.

"Okay, can't I say it?

I, cough cough, there is a white-bearded old man who said that people should be like pigs, and they can't talk when eating, so you don't want pigs and dogs. ”

Xiang Shuixiang's throat itched, and he hurriedly lowered his head, and the food in his mouth sprayed all over the ground.

"Ahem, ahem, you, can you shut up......"

A few of them were also choked, and they hurriedly lowered their heads and coughed a few times to resolve them.

"Huh?"

Everyone was suddenly stunned, their heads turned around, and they made eye contact with each other, things didn't seem right, this, what's the matter, the more they pondered, the more awkward they became.

The ancients didn't say anything, why did it get into your mouth and become a pig, then, we are busy eating and not talking now, and we will become a pig, right?

It's not the point, the point is the words, not even a pig, right?

Is this still a fool?

The eyes of several people were shining, and the meaning was quite playful.

It's true that they live in the mountains, but it's not entirely true, just ask who can live in a sealed cave for decades.

For example, the Great Elder, when he was young, lived in the Sanming Valley, and only later was selected, and when he arrived here, the Great Elder thought that he would be buried in this dark mountain for the rest of his life.

Three years later, the Great Elder realized that he had gone wrong.

Every half month, everyone can go out and rest for three days.

Along a secret passage, you go out to another valley, where many people live.

It is said that this is the valley where the family lineage lives.

Where, as long as there is no trouble, the control is not very strict.

So, they can also know a little bit about the outside world.

There are many rivers and waterfalls in the mountains, and during the rainy season, some people who have fallen into the water outside are often washed here.

According to what I heard, there were no people in a radius of dozens of miles.

So for these people who were brought out by the dark river, the clan also sent people to secretly investigate, and finally unanimously determined that there was a dark river in the mountains that did not know where it flowed, and brought people from afar here.

Although they have never left this place in their lives, they have barely heard about the outside world, and they are not alone.

It's just that at the beginning, he was a fool in his mind, automatically filtering out some things, and he was preconceived, so he didn't care much about Liu Bei's nonsense.

But now, everyone can see a trace of uncertainty in the eyes of others.

Could it be that it is pretended?

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