Chapter 23 Q&A

The bearded instructor in Tsing Yi frowned, waved his hand and said to the two students: "Lift this "hero" to the side first, pinch the person, pour cold water, let him rest for a while, and he will be fine." ”

Turning around, he immediately changed his smiling face, slapped the big slap twice and said loudly, "Everyone continue." ”

A student with a shiny face, a fat head and big ears, and a pair of small squinting eyes got up and said: "Don't you want to practice martial arts, both civil and military, and open a national dynasty in the future, reign over the world, and be an emperor!" ”。

The instructor in Tsing Yi turned pale when he heard this, walked forward quickly, raised his right leg and kicked it to the ground, bent down and scolded: "It's against you!" Since ancient times, emperors have been the reincarnation of real dragons, true sons of heaven, and you dare to commit crimes with your fat brains, wishful thinking? Just wait to be pulled out and beheaded! Change one! ”。

The fat student got up aggrievedly with a dusty face, and whispered, "I know it's wrong! In fact, I don't want to practice martial arts, I just want to have a father with a lot of money, so I don't have to do anything, and I can enjoy endless glory and wealth for a lifetime! ”。

The instructor in Tsing Yi straightened up, let out a long sigh of relief, and said, "It's pretty much the same!" The future era will be a magnificent era of fighting fathers, and the eight immortals will show their fathers across the sea! It's just ......".

The bearded instructor paused when he said this, looked at the fat student with sympathetic eyes and said, "This ideal has nothing to do with your personal efforts, you can only rely on Ling Tang, that is, your mother, to work hard!" There is a vast sea of people, and if you can find a few more fathers for you, you will always meet rich and noble people."

After saying that, the bearded instructor in Tsing Yi turned around and strode back to the front, and said loudly: "The following is the time to answer questions and solve doubts, I believe that all of you have just arrived, and you have many questions about our Jianghu Tai Academy in your heart. By the way, I forgot to introduce myself, the contemptible surname is Long, you can call me Dragon Instructor. ”

A student raised his right hand and got up and asked, "Instructor Long, I have a lot of questions about the curriculum, we are here to learn martial arts, and I can't figure out a few subjects!" ”。

Instructor Long smiled slightly, spread out his right hand and said, "Just ask." ”

The student scratched his head and said, "I saw that there is a subject called "Identification of Poisonous Mushrooms and Wild Fruits", does this have anything to do with our martial arts practice?" ”。

Instructor Long replied confidently: "Of course there is, and it is closely related!" Imagine, after you have acquired a skill, you will have to walk the rivers and lakes alone and fight the sword world. In the deep mountains and old forests, it is inevitable to eat and sleep in the open, and it is inevitable that you will not be hungry. So, if you can't distinguish between poisonous mushrooms and wild fruits, you can eat them rashly, and hang up before you can do chivalry, isn't it sad?! ”。

The students were like an enlightenment, suddenly realized, nodded again and again, and thought it was true.

A student stood up and asked, "Instructor Long, why are you still asking me to wait to study the Eight Strands of Wen?" ”。

Instructor Long said seductively: "Literature carries the Tao, and martial arts cultivate virtue!" Our Jianghu Tai Academy is the only officially designated martial arts base of the Great Qi Imperial Court, and it is urgent to cultivate a large number of compound talents who are loyal to the monarch and patriotic and have strong martial arts, not just to teach a group of reckless men who can only dance with swords and sticks! ”。

One student was surprised: "But there are no tables, chairs and benches here, how can I learn calligraphy?" Where to write? ”。

Instructor Long stretched out his thumb and praised: "Good question! So we opened another compulsory course for three months, "Carpentry Fundamentals and Practice", the trees on the mountain are verdant, we have to learn to do it ourselves, even if the martial arts skills have not improved in the future, learn a skill, and be a reincarnated Luban is not bad! ”。

A student got up impatiently and said, "These are all understandable, so what is the intention of the subject of "Ancient and Modern Pickling Girl Dafa: Thirty-six Strategies"? ”

Instructor Long smiled mysteriously, looked back at the "hero" who had just been woken up by cold water and was eager to hug the beauty, and said slowly: "Since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass!" We at Jianghu Tai Academy try to break through this historical limitation, so we have opened this course. In the future, when you walk the rivers and lakes, you will inevitably encounter beauties of shape, and how to take them down in the shortest possible time is a profound knowledge. This is also one of the most popular subjects in our Jianghu Tai College, and it is available for an additional fee. ”

The "hero" who had just woken up and had a pale face rushed forward with staggering steps and said loudly: "Instructor Long, no matter how many silver taels there are, I must learn this lesson!" ”。

Instructor Long looked around at everyone, deeply infected by their high enthusiasm for learning, and nodded with satisfaction.

Instructor Long strode out of the lecture hall, and after a while, he walked back with a young man in a green coat and a simple face.

He raised his hands, pressed down weakly, stopped everyone's exchange of heads, and said loudly: "Today is in a hurry, I think you still have a lot of questions that have not been answered one by one, don't worry, the future will be long." This is your senior, the representative of the outstanding students of my Jianghu Tai Academy, let him communicate with you face-to-face. With that, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the honest-looking young man, and took the lead in slapping it.

The honest-looking senior was soon surrounded by a group of people, and everyone was chattering and gossiping, and they couldn't hear who was asking something.

He Tianzong pulled the placket of Fat Afu's clothes and desperately squeezed into the crowd, stretched his neck and asked, "Senior, what world-class martial arts have you learned?" Show your hands and open our eyes. ”

The senior smiled humbly and replied, "I only came a year earlier than you, and I have not reached the point where I can practice martial arts, but I am just strengthening my body, practicing some basic skills, and I can only learn the martial arts moves of various sects after three years of enrollment." ”

A person pushed away the fat man who was stepping on his feet next to him, and while moving his numb legs and feet, he asked eagerly: "Then is there a person in my academy who has achieved fame and learned world-class martial arts?" ”。

The senior replied honestly: "I haven't seen this yet, and in the last two years, with the skyrocketing tuition fees, many people had to leave here in tears." But you don't have to worry, with the gold-lettered signboard of "Jianghu Tai Academy", most of them have become coaches, bodyguards, and even if they are not good, they can go to a wealthy family to be a caretaker or something! ”。

"Senior, what have you gained over the past year? How did you become a top student? ”。

The senior's face was slightly red, and the smile on his face was even more honest and simple. He replied proudly: "I have introduced more than a dozen children of relatives and friends to study at our Jianghu Tai Academy, and now not only the tuition fee has been halved, but also some income. Harvest, to be honest, much more rewarding than when I first came! Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the stone locks placed side by side not far from the door and continued: "When I first came, I could only eat six steamed buns a day, and I carried a stone lock up and down the mountain road. Today, I can eat 16 steamed buns a day, and I can come and go up and down the mountain with two stone locks on my shoulder. By the way, I also learned a very beautiful ballad, so I'll teach you to sing it along. ”

Fat Ah Fu whispered in He Tianzong's ear: "Young master, your senior is a rice bucket after studying for a year, and I don't learn to eat more than him!" ”。

He Tianzong glanced at everyone with an embarrassed face, but fortunately, the voices were chaotic and no one heard them. He raised his hand and slapped Fat Ah Fu's head hard, and Fat Ah Fu closed his mouth in amusement and lowered his head.

After a while, seeing that everyone had learned, the honest senior shouted with a red face: "You guys are learning so fast, you are worthy of being the future pillars of Daqi!" Come and sing it together, and here you must open your heart and have no scruples. ”

So, in the lecture hall, everyone gathered around, everyone's eyes were full of anticipation for the future, while stepping on the ground and beating the beat, while at the same time pulling their throats and singing:

"Up the mountain, down the mountain, up the mountain is for the sake of going down;

Down, up, down for the sake of going up.

Up the mountain, down the mountain, up the mountain is for the sake of going down;

Down, up, down for the sake of going up. ……”

The brigade led by Ruan Wu, the king of Zhendong, was slowly moving forward, when they were suddenly blocked by thousands of elite horsemen wrapped in red scarves.

A white horse came out of the crowd, and immediately a young general looked directly at Ruan Wu, the king of Zhendong, with a cold face, and slowly saluted: "The last general will visit the prince of Zhendong, and he will not be able to dismount and salute him." ”

Ruan Wu waved his hand without mind, and said with a dark face: "My army was ordered by the imperial brother to go to Pingzhou, but I don't know why you stopped it?" Aren't you afraid of losing your head? ”。

The young general was not frightened, but smiled calmly, clasped his fists and saluted: "Unfortunately, Lord Dong, the last general just received an order from Shi Dazai not long ago to stop your men and horses from Lord Dong, and advise you to return to the Qingzhou garrison and not to go to Pingzhou." With that, he tilted his head slightly, and a junior colonel behind him hurriedly stepped forward, holding Shi Tiangong's handwritten letter and stepped forward to present it to Ruan Wu with both hands.

Ruan Wu was slightly stunned, leaned over to take it, shook it open and saw that it was indeed the second brother's handwriting. Damn! I thought that God didn't know the ghost, but it turned out that these two brothers had already noticed the abnormality, how could this be good?

In his handwritten letter, Shi Tiangong warned Ruan Wu to cherish the brotherhood of the past, to know that he had lost his way, and to rein in the precipice, otherwise the consequences would be out of control.

Ruan Wu handed Shi Tiangong's handwritten letter to Ma Yuanqi in a complicated mood, Ma Yuanqi lowered his head and looked at it hurriedly and then raised his head, the two made a brief eye contact, Ma Yuanqi gritted his teeth and narrowed his eyes, and nodded slightly with a sinister face.

Ruan Wu turned his face, took off the Fang Tianhua halberd on the hook and loop, and shouted angrily: "Bold dog thief, dare to forge my second brother's letter in a vain attempt to deceive this king, brothers, kill all these thieves and rebels for me, kill them to Pingzhou Mansion, and King Qin will save you!" ”。

The young general on the opposite side was stunned when he heard this, and then gritted his teeth in annoyance and said, "King Zhendong, you are clearly going to rebel?!" ”。 Without hesitation, he picked up Xueliang's long knife and turned his head and shouted to the brothers around him: "Brothers, we have followed the saint to fight for many years, and we are brave and loyal, and we would rather kill and become benevolent, but also defend Pingzhou and defend our emperor!" But there is a breath of air, and the rebels will not be allowed to advance another half step! Kill! ”。

In the face of ten times their own horses, the thousands of knights did not flinch, shouting to kill, and everyone took the lead in launching the attack with red eyes.

Ruan Wu sneered in his heart: The mantis arm is a car, I don't know whether I am dead or alive! He waved the Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand, and rushed towards the young general opposite, that is, when he was close, the young general gritted his steel teeth and slashed at Ruan Wudou's head without mercy.