9. Beauty is hard to eliminate
Seeing that Han Yan had been a little sluggish since he entered the main hall, the corners of Liu Dingguo's mouth were upturned, his eyebrows were windy, and his pride was overflowing.
"Iwashiko, how is my beauty here?" The big sleeve was opened, and the index finger of his right hand stretched out from it, lightly signaling to His Highness's slim concubines.
But all the red in the lips are all concubines who have been included in the harem, which means that these women are all in Liu Dingguo's pocket, and they are also used as palace maids and come out to show their heads......
In terms of seniority, King Yan is a generation higher than Han Yan, but at this moment, classmate Han represents the emperor and runs errands for the country.
"King Yan is so blessed." Thumbs up, heartfelt admiration.
It was really strange to say these words from the mouth of a child who had not yet tied his hair, as if Han Yan was an old bird with countless women.
Liu Dingguo was surprised, looked at Han Yan a few times, and suddenly smiled, as if he had met a fellow practitioner, "Yan Shizi, please take a seat." ”
"Thank you, King Yan." He took up his robe and sat down on the first mat below.
Liu Dingguo sat on the throne, looked down at the hall, and said slowly: "Yan Shizi's door thorn said that he was ordered to come to find the sea people, and there are too many people in my Yan Kingdom who make a living from fishing, I don't know which one you are looking for?" ”
"Not just one, you have to find hundreds, Your Majesty wants to open up sea routes, go to overseas countries to find grain seeds, and enrich our food materials, so we must find experienced sea people."
"Out to sea?" Liu Dingguo raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't that for the fishermen to die?" It's good to say that once you encounter wind and waves in the depths of the sea, you will definitely die, who will eat and die? ”
"So I came to ask King Yan for help, to give the people of the sea heavy benefits, and then His Majesty will reward them with titles to ensure that their children are worry-free, and there should be people who are willing to go to sea."
"This is a chore, if you don't get it, it will ruin my reputation, how can money be worth anything?" Han Yan glanced at Han Yan quietly, then put on a smiling face, and raised a glass for the two of us to have a drink.
Exchanging life for money, unless it is an outlaw to do so, but the number of people who have committed crimes in the Han Dynasty is not too small, and there are only 400 people who committed crimes a year during the period of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty.
Although the fishermen on the seashore live a hard life and it is not comfortable to fish, their families are rich because the fish is very valuable.
Going to sea is equivalent to dying, which fisherman can be willing?
If you can't get it right, you have to use power to do things...... This Yan Shizi came to us, probably because he wanted to take this road.
Although I, Liu Dingguo, have a bad reputation, we don't carry this black cauldron.
Seeing that King Yan didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the eagle, and didn't do anything just by letting go of the cannon, Han Yan scratched his neck, knowing that the princes were not easy to get along with, and he was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he directly threw out a killer and said: "I have a home remedy that can make people give birth to boys." ”
"Oh?" Liu Dingguo was about to drink, when he heard the words, his hand was on his lips, and then he shook the cup slightly, the wine rippled, as if his mood was uncertain, difficult to guess, he glanced at Han Yan with crooked eyes, frowned and said unhappily: "Are you kidding me?" ”
Han Yan saw that the smile of others was restrained, and he immediately understood that he had said the wrong thing, the ancients had a lot of taboos, unlike modern people who speak directly, you come up and say it to the home remedies, doesn't it mean that Sang scolded Huai and said that the king of Yan has no queen, and he wants to cut off his children and grandchildren?
It's okay to think so in private, but it's not good to say it in person.
Thinking clearly in his mind for an instant, Han Yan hurriedly put on a smiling face and said, "How dare I tease you, I really have a home remedy to offer, and I am sure to do it, otherwise you will whip me." ”
"Hmm...... That's right. Liu Dingguo groaned, doubting his faith, squinting half of his eyes, and looked at Han Yan under the hall through the gap in his eyes.
The matter of giving birth to a son has become his heart disease, this huge fief, which is comparable to the throne of the princes of the Son of Heaven, no one inherits it, and the thought of this waste of resources is heartbreaking.
"Yan Shizi, since you have a way, I, Liu Dingguo, am not a stingy person, as long as you can let me have a queen, won't there be a hundred sea people, a thousand will do, I will give up my life to help you get it."
"Okay, King Yan is open, although it is a big matter to go to sea, there is no need to make a big move, as long as the interests are reached, the people of the sea will definitely be willing."
"Don't talk nonsense, talk about your home remedies." Liu Dingguo waved his sleeves, and couldn't wait to signal you to stop talking nonsense and hurry up and get down to business.
Han Yan began to tell the whimsical and magical thoughts of his previous life.
In the feudal era, there was no such thing as "physical examination", but he brought it up.
That night, under the hospitality, Han Yan stayed in the Yan Palace, and Liu Dingguo, in order to thank him for his home remedies, rewarded the ten concubines who served in the hall during the day to Han classmates for the night......
Although we are young and don't have the ability to attack the girls, you Liu Dingguo are too relieved, right?
Aren't you afraid that I use my fingers?
With evil thoughts, Han Yan entered the room surrounded by Yingying Yanyan and under Liu Dingguo's overjoyed gaze.
In the Han Dynasty, it is not a big deal to reward one's concubines to others, and Gaozu Liu Bang often rewards concubines and palace maids to ministers.
The next day, Han Yan was still sleeping soundly on the peak wave and hip waves, but Jicheng was like an explosion of flowers, shocking the people to gather outside the Yanwang Palace regardless of farming.
King Yan has an edict:
All the doctors in the fiefdom of the Yan Kingdom came to the Yan Palace, and each was rewarded with ten gold.
Those who are good at painting will be rewarded with hardware for each.
Yan Wang Rende, yesterday I heard that someone in the city was seriously ill and had no money for treatment, and he was grateful for the hardships of the people under his rule, so he opened his favor and recruited doctors in the fiefdom to check the health of the married men in Jicheng for free.
In just half a day, thousands of people gathered outside the Yanwang Palace, peddlers and pawns, farmers in linen, Tsing Yi tolerances, all kinds of people, those who know each other whisper, and those who don't know stand indifferently, bringing vitality and vitality to the slightly bleak Jicheng.
At noon, the door of Yanwang Palace was opened, and a team of guests came out to maintain order, first inviting the recruited doctors to enter, and then letting the people who were good at painting paint on the spot, and only those who were qualified could enter.
It wasn't until after lunch that the check-up officially began.
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The back garden of the royal palace.
Liu Dingguo was dressed in a moon-white blue and white robe, his cheeks were slightly bulging, and he was in a good mood.
Han Yan followed alongside, following in unison, not standing side by side, but not too far behind.
Compared with the height of the people of Yandi, his teenage child has not yet developed, and he has only reached the position on Liu Dingguo's chest.
"How's it going, was it cool last night?" Liu Dingguo asked playfully.
"King Yan, you're a waste of resources, I haven't grown any hair, how can I know if it's cool or not?" Han Yan smiled bitterly, and took off his robe, wanting to reveal the bird.
"Vulgar, vulgar...... Ha ha. Liu Dingguo was amused, and suddenly gave birth to a love for money, "Yan Shizi, why don't you go back to Chang'an, stay in Yan Kingdom and be my companion, the beauties in this palace, except for the queen, you are free to do the rest." ”
"Let's discuss this matter later, I have the emperor's order, and it is important to handle the affairs of the sea people first."
Knowing that Han Yan refused, Liu Dingguo didn't care, "Let's go, go and see how the people's physical examination is." ”
"Okay."
The two followed each other to the vestibule, there were ten halls, only to see the people lined up in an orderly long line, one after another, there were doctors in and out, some of them were happy when they came out, some were like mourners, and some people seemed to be balloons that were about to be filled, and they would explode at one point.
The comprehensiveness of the physical examination project, the grandeur of the posture, and the seriousness of the doctors shocked the people. There is even a need to register how many people and children there are in the family, whether they are boys and girls.
The physical examination was more serious, and the masses were happy, but there was only one examination that made everyone feel embarrassed, and some petty officials and soldiers with knighthoods could not bear the humiliation, so they lost their temper.
What should you do with this test?
Take off your pants and let the doctor with a silk scarf in his hand pinch the balls......
Even if you pinch the eggs, after the doctor finishes pinching, he will hold the eggs and let the person next to him paint.
Grind a pen with charcoal and draw on a white cloth to draw the general shape of the balls...... This is tantamount to indirectly treating you as a nude model for the future generations, and specializing in private parts.
The common people of the Han Dynasty are conservative in their thinking, and they can't accept this kind of humiliating way to check their bodies, and the common people don't dare to complain and have no temper, but those who have lords and officials are not so comfortable.
"Bold, you little doctor dare to humiliate the pavilion chief like this, just check the body, what do you mean by holding my Youri general and letting people draw it?"
Far away, Han Yan heard someone shouting in a hall in the distance.
The doctor probably felt that there was King Yan as a backer, and he was not afraid of a small pavilion chief, or it was probably to shout to people outside, and the explanation given was:
"Whether your general Youri is healthy or not is to be judged by observing the pigmentation, and we are responsible for drawing your shape down, because we will see if there is a problem with your prostate again after we go back, and if there is a problem, we can also notify you in time for treatment."
This voice was calm and convincing, and it directly made the pavilion chief speechless......