One moment of madness, one moment of madness, one moment of laughter, and one moment of crying.

Cheng Chubi seemed to be crazy, looking a little distressing, for a long time, Cheng Chubi finally reacted from the loss, and there was still a hint of sadness in his eyes.

May there be lovers in the world who will eventually become married.

"San Lang, what's this? Could it be that hysteria has been committed again? Cheng Di has been waiting by his side, quite puzzled by the changes in Cheng Chubi, he was fine just now, why did he laugh and cry after he came out? It's so weird, could it be that hysteria is another offense.

"Pony, shall we go home?" Cheng Di asked weakly.

"What are you going back to? A certain family wants to drink! Walk! A certain family invites you to eat and drink! Cheng Chubi said.

"The little ones don't dare!" Cheng Di was so frightened that he almost knelt down, the master's family invited his slave to drink, if he answered, it is estimated that he would lose his head tomorrow, in this world of dignity and inferiority, no one dares to take a step beyond Lei Chi.

"What? Even you look down on a certain one? Cheng Chubi's eyes couldn't help but stare at him.

"The little ones don't dare!"

"Don't dare, then eat and drink!"

"Hey!"

Cheng Di responded, quickly followed Cheng Chubi's pace, walked for a while, and came to a wine shop that still looked very good, and strode inside.

Seeing that a guest was coming, the shopkeeper hurriedly came up.

"Xiao Er, bring me ten catties of rice wine, eight catties of beef, and a good pot of tea!" Cheng Chubi sat on a greasy table and said loudly.

"What?"

The shopkeeper looked at Cheng Chubi in a daze, with some doubts in his eyes.

"Didn't you hear so-and-so? Give a certain family ten catties of rice wine, eight catties of beef, and a good pot of tea! Cheng Chubi looked at the shopkeeper with some dissatisfaction, and said, "You can't remember this thing, how did you become the shopkeeper?" This quality is also embarrassed to be the second child of the store? ”

"That...... That noble man, a certain is not a shopkeeper, a certain is a doctor in the store. The shopkeeper said with a bitter face. I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, and I met such a strange person, if it weren't for the way he was dressed like a noble son, he would have been driven out a long time ago.

"What? Are you a PhD? The Doctor came here to run the hall? What university did you graduate from? Why are you so miserable? Cheng Chubi couldn't help but be happy, as if he saw someone worse than himself, and he was quite happy in his heart. When I heard the other party say that he was a doctor, I thought that I had traveled from the afterlife like myself.

"Ph.D. in Science or Ph.D. in Liberal Arts?" Or is it a Ph.D. in electronic technology? I heard that it is quite difficult to get into graduate school now, what kind of bachelor's degree did you get? Cheng Chubi said, hearing Cheng Chubi's words, Cheng Di realized that his master was hysterical again, and he was quite anxious.

"So-and-so is an ordinary doctor!" The shopkeeper said with a bitter face, today is really unlucky to meet a madman.

"Pony, this doctor is the name of the guy in the store." Cheng Di hurriedly said: "All the little guys in the world who run the hall are called doctors. ”

"it!" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but scold, the shopkeeper is the shopkeeper, you have to call it a doctor, don't you know how hung the doctors of later generations are? Well, you really don't know, Uncle Ben forgave you for your ignorance.

It turns out that the shopkeepers in the Datang era are not called shopkeepers, but doctors, and there are doctors everywhere in Datang, which is really too tall.

"Okay, give me ten catties of rice wine, eight catties of cooked beef, and a pot of good tea!" Cheng Chubi said.

"This one doesn't!" The shopkeeper frowned and didn't say.

"Wine?"

"Yes!"

"Beef?"

"Nope!"

"Where's the tea?"

"Neither!"

"You don't have this or that, what kind of store do you open?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but be angry, uncle, I finally came out to relax, you just blocked me uncle, damn it!

Seeing that Cheng Chubi was angry, the doctor was taken aback, after all, ordinary people don't dare to offend this group of Huahua Tai Sui in Chang'an, these guys are notoriously difficult to mess with.

The shopkeeper also saw the situation here, and hurriedly walked over to make a gesture and asked, "But Cheng Concubine?" ”

"Yes, it's a certain family." Cheng Chubi said.

"The old man met Cheng Yuma, and what Cheng Yuma said was generally clear, there is wine in our store, but there is really no beef." The shopkeeper hurriedly explained, "Don't you know that the Tang Dynasty Law stipulates that cattle killers will be imprisoned for one year, and the small shop is a regular business, so it can do that kind of criminal thing?" ”

"Isn't there a store that sells beef in the world?" Cheng couldn't help asking.

"The old man has never seen it."

"Then a pot of tea!"

"Pot of tea? Cheng Luma, tea is only affordable for nobles, but there is no small shop. ”

"There's always wine, right?"

"There is wine, but ...... But ......"

"But what?"

"The princess's mansion has come to order, if anyone dares to give the horse wine, they will smash whose shop, the old man's shop is short, and he can't fight the princess." The shopkeeper cried and said, "Please move the horses." ”

"it!" Hearing the other party's words, Cheng Chubi really wanted to scold, what is this called? Even Lao Tzu wants to drink? Lao Tzu is marrying a wife, not an old housekeeper!

It's so faceless, it's really too faceless.

"Da Da Da ......"

At this time, some people walked downstairs, and when they saw that Cheng Chubi's face had changed, they hurriedly walked upstairs.

"Cousin Cui, Brother Shangguan Xian, it's really good to see you!" When Cheng Chubi saw these people, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he walked forward quickly. These people can't hide even if they want to.

"What are you looking for?" Cheng Chubi approached them and found that their faces seemed to be a little injured, what the hell is going on?

"San Lang is here to find wine and food?" Cui Yu asked.

"Exactly!" Cheng Chubi said.

"Brother is looking for food and wine again, hurry home, right?" Shangguan Yi looked at Cheng Chubi, with a hint of concern on his face, and said, "Brother, you better hurry home." ”

"What?"

"You don't know yet, do you? The princess has come to order, and whoever dares to give you wine to drink will be beaten by her people, you see? You see, our faces were scratched by your group of backing women, who thought we had hidden you. Cui Yu looked at Cheng Chubi helplessly, seemed to pity him, and said, "San Lang, you can ask for more blessings." ”

"No, you big men can't beat a group of women?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but be surprised.

"Do you know who is in charge?" Cui Yu asked.

Cheng Chubi asked, "Who?" ”

Cui Yu shook his head helplessly, and said, "It's the brutal and willful Princess Gaoyang, and cousin Yuhuan, we don't dare to fight back at all!" ”

"! What does this have to do with them? Cheng Chubi felt a little speechless, Chai Lingyu could understand herself, but what happened to Princess Gaoyang here? You can't beat it with eight poles!

"There is a backer woman at home, go back quickly, go back!"

"San Lang, don't drink either, this love house in Chang'an City, it is estimated that no one dares to let you in."

"Let's go back, San Lang should go back quickly!"

“……”

Everyone hurriedly said.

"Damn woman, I'll go back and teach him a hard lesson now!" Cheng Chubi's face really couldn't stand it, and he strode outside, looking at the figure of Cheng Chubi leaving, everyone couldn't help but feel a little sad. This man should marry a gentle and virtuous woman, and marry a female general, isn't this asking for trouble for himself?

"Colt, do we really want to go back?" Cheng Di asked weakly.

"What are you going to do? A certain can't beat that woman, and if she wants to go back, she can only go back at night, and only at night is she not an opponent of a certain family! Cheng Chubi couldn't help but sigh and said.