Chapter 826: The Most Obscene Uncle
In the tent, Pharmacist Guo was observing the people who had fallen into distress.
Yes, this uncle is the famous Pharmacist Guo. The man who was very witty and loyal to the Three Dynasties was him.
After seeing Xiao Niu Gao and others, Pharmacist Guo also understood what his daughter said about "bearded uncle, big brother, and little uncle". The sick Gao Fangping is pampered, and he is a noble man at first glance, although he has some stubble but looks very young, so he is called a bearded big brother by his daughter.
Xiao Niu Gao is younger than Gao Fangping, but he looks older than Gao Fangping, so he is even a bearded uncle. Yelu Dashi and Xiao Gan looked older, so they were called uncles, but in fact, they were both young.
The treacherous and cunning Guo Yaoshi was bent on clinging to the powerful in order to make the tribe's life better in the future, so after a few casual conversations, he basically confirmed that Yelu Dashi was a good person, and Xiao Gan wanted to be more cunning but not like that kind of big villain.
It just so happened that with the opportunity of their fall, they were considered to be strong nobles.
When he thought about it, Lao Guo didn't know who Gao Fangping was, Yelu Dashi was a mallet who relied on genealogy to fool people. But this Xiao Gan is really a nobleman, he is the prince of Xiren, and he is fake.
"I wonder what hardships a few nobles have gone through to get to this point?" Guo Yaoshi looked hospitable and said: "But since you have met our clan, you will protect you, but if you have a sending, just give orders." ”
"Count you as an old boy, and I, Xiao Gan, will remember your favor." Xiao Gan looked arrogant like a gentleman.
"Thank you, Pharmacist Guo." Yelu Dashi is very orthodox, and thanks with Khitan etiquette.
Xiao Niu Gao was munching on the mutton they were entertaining, and while eating, he forcibly stuffed some of the comatose Gao Fangping in his mouth, ignoring Pharmacist Guo.
Pharmacist Guo looked at it and said with a smile: "Brother Niu Gao, don't feed him, on the contrary, it will harm him, and he won't digest it now." ”
"Oh." Xiao Niu Gao broke Gao Fangping's mouth again, took out the mutton inside, and stuffed it into his mouth to eat.
"He's just tired, just rest." Pharmacist Guo said after observing Gao Fangping's complexion.
I don't know if there was a misunderstanding, but after this sentence, Dong Xiaojiu and several people who were in ambush outside rushed into the tent with knives after hearing Guo Yaoshi say "rest".
Poof-
Xiao Gan, who happened to drink two sips of refreshing drinks, squirted out of the wine, and before he had time to get the weapon, he was cut on the head by Guo Xiu'er with a wooden knife and wrapped up.
"You rebelled, don't let Lao Tzu get out, these people are the guests of our tribe and not the enemy. Why do you cut everything you see, and why is your resentment so heavy? When Pharmacist Guo saw that they had made a mistake, he immediately scolded.
Then they realized that they had made a mistake, and immediately the birds and beasts dispersed, and they ran away as soon as they smoked.
Xiao Gan looked at Pharmacist Guo with bad intentions and narrowed his eyes.
Guo Yaoshi looked extremely embarrassed, and said: "It's all because the little girl is ignorant and stubborn, and she has offended the general, please don't worry about the villain and the woman." ”
"Dead girl, if you dare to be disrespectful to this prince again, I will kill you."
At this point, Xiao Gan had to confiscate Guo Xiuer's wooden knife, dragged it over and slapped it a few times in the back of the head, and hit it crookedly.
Pharmacist Guo felt distressed, but it was inconvenient to speak, because Xiao Gan's actions were already very kind, good man!
Guo Xiuer is not the number one beauty who cries when she fights, she is a very wild girl, her eyes are full of gold stars after being slapped on the back of the head, and the toy wooden knife was also damaged by Xiao Gan, so she gave Xiao Gan a leg sweep.
In the end, it was she who was holding her feet and jumping around in pain.
Pharmacist Guo was startled, and before Xiao Gan went crazy, he pulled Guo Xiu'er over to protect him in his arms.
Xiao Gan seemed to be a little drunk, and he screamed under the drunken madness, and came to arrest Guo Xiu'er again.
At this time, Gao Fangping suddenly woke up and called weakly: "Xiu'er come to me." ”
"Holo." Guo Xiu'er ran over and sat down, looking at Gao Fangping curiously.
At this time, Xiao Gan stopped, retreated very boringly, and thought in his heart: Dead girl, provoke you to kill a wild girl.
In fact, Gao Fangping didn't have any serious illness, but he was tired of hunger and cold. And so he fell.
Now that it's warm, I took a break, not to mention that I was energetic, and I woke up. Of course, I heard them talking and knew that this was Pharmacist Guo's clan. Before, Gao Fangping was just pretending to be asleep and listening to them.
Pharmacist Guo was taken aback, seeing this patient's words, Xiao Gan obeyed, this is a great nobleman!
But from the point of view of it, regardless of the characteristics of clothing and accent, this is a typical Han person. And it was not the Han people from the north, but from the south.
So the witty old Guo immediately affirmed: This person must be an envoy from the Song Kingdom.
What a windfall!
Pharmacist Guo smiled crookedly in his heart, knowing that he was really rich this time.
Looking at their appearance, although they don't say it, they must have been attacked. The policy of the Liao State, attacking the Song envoy is a more serious crime than attacking the Liao army, and it is also a national punishment.
Earlier, I heard that something big had happened in the Liao State, and the Song State envoy group was attacked. As a result of this tense situation, both countries have entered a state of military confrontation and war preparations.
Of course, this means that the problem is particularly serious, so "making meritorious contributions" in this matter is really much more affordable than clinging to what Xiao Gan is.
This is a real fat for Pharmacist Guo. With the attitude of the Liao State at present, as long as Gao Fangping is escorted into Shangjing with his clansmen and handed over to the Liao court, it will be a great achievement. The tribe no longer has to be careful all day about whether the last meal is not the next. Don't worry about being robbed again, don't worry about running out of pasture.
In the past, the herders were miserable. They don't have a fixed gathering place, and they go wherever the water and grass are fertile this year.
But throughout the ages, there has been the concept of a snake on the ground. For example, the beggars of later generations who picked up garbage were all about the territory. Therefore, in order to compete for water and grass resources, it is also common for tribes to fight between tribes.
Guo Yaoshi's clan is the Bohai generation, the combat strength is not good, the old, weak, sick and disabled are the majority, so they really don't dare to mix in the territory of the underworld leader Aguta, so this is the reason why Guo Yaoshi took his clan and moved west with endless resentment.
I temporarily moved to this place, not because the water and grass here are fertile, but because it is located between Zhongjing and Tokyo, which is a blank area, and both Zhongjing and Tokyo have a relatively good reputation of the Liao Central Army. So Ah Guta didn't come here to collect protection money, and the bandit leader who opened a hanger mainly hit Changbai Mountain and the southeast of the Yalu River.
They were only a thousand people, but such explosive combat power made Pharmacist Guo suspect that they were not human, but a comprehensive variant of wolves and bears. The wild men and Koreans who beat them cried and cried.
In this area, there are Liao Pi Room Army and Shan Army on the left and right, so the horse thieves will not dare to be too arrogant, and it will be relatively better.
Otherwise, in the past, Guo Yaoshi felt that the world was so big that there was no place for his own people, or he would face the annexation of Aguta, and once he left Aguda's territory, there would really be a lot of fierce horse thieves who fought thousands of miles, and the Liao army had no way to take them.
Those horse thieves are worse than Ah Guta, Ah Guda is mainly to subdue, if you don't accept it, you can fight head-on. But those horse thieves used sneak attacks, often carelessly, some lonely herdsmen's tents, from old to young, will be killed alive, and things are robbed. When the rest of the people arrived, they saw no horse thieves, only countless blood and corpses.
For a while, Guo Yaoshi felt that the world had collapsed, the whole world was full of bandits and horse thieves, and the Song Kingdom was better, although it also killed people and sold goods, but the government was relatively responsible, and the bandits' anger was not too heavy.
However, the further north you go, the more angry the people become, the horse thieves in the Liao State are killing people and robbing money, the land is vast and sparsely populated, and the government is even darker, so there is really no effective policy.
In this era, the difference between the city and the wilderness, the difference between the "war zone and the peace zone", is a pity that not everyone has a city hukou.
Not to mention the urban hukou, in fact, Guo Yaoshi's biggest wish earlier was to be able to graze near Shangjing, be protected by the leather room army, and have no land snakes to drive away, which is the blessing of the tribe.
This is the reason why he felt that there was an opportunity as soon as he heard his daughter say that it was the officer of the leather room army who was in trouble. If you climb the leather room army, then it is really possible to move to the safety of Shangjing and not be driven away by those local snake tribes.
Of course, there will be protection money collected by various people near the capital, but it will be better than other places, as long as you can survive.
However, now that Pharmacist Guo has picked up the treasure, isn't he actually attached to Xiao's friend and Gao Fangping, who is suspected of being the prime minister of the Song Kingdom?
In addition, seeing that Gao Fangping didn't seem to dislike Guo Xiu'er, so Guo Yaoshi didn't say who Gao Fangping was, but said with a very hospitable look: "Xiu'er, we are all distinguished guests here, you have to serve the guests well." ”
"Xiu'er knows." Guo Xiu'er nodded obediently, and then looked at Gao Fangping curiously.
Guo Yaoshi continued to pretend that he didn't know Gao Fangping, and said to Xiao Gan: "A few uncles are people from the leather room army, looking at this appearance, they have been attacked and killed, this is a big deal. This area is a little closer to Liaoyang Mansion, so Guo sent someone to Liaoyang Mansion to inform the government to send someone to escort him, do you think it's okay? ”
Yelu Dashi said embarrassedly: "We were indeed attacked, but we were defeated by a group of wild wolves, and we were run over by them." Don't publicize the so-called family ugliness, and don't inform the bureaucrats in Liaoyang Prefecture. ”
Dashi and the others had never met anyone, and of course they didn't know that something really happened to the envoys of the Song Kingdom.
So in Dashi and Xiao Gan's thinking, this time it was not a disaster but a shame, I didn't know the direction, and I was run over by a group of wild wolves, although the Khitan used the wolf as a totem, but being defeated by the wolf was definitely the most humiliating thing for the leather room army, and I was embarrassed to take it out.
"Actually...... We had a draw with the wolves, and it wasn't a loss. Xiao Gan hesitated and said, "So this prince supports Dashi's point of view, don't inform the people of Liaoyang Mansion, just have people from your tribe escort us." ”
Pharmacist Guo is advancing by retreating, which is of course exactly what he wants, so he smiled and nodded. It's good to have an exclusive credit.
Gao Fangping didn't want to inform the people of Liaoyang Mansion, because to put it bluntly, he was not completely sure who the enemy was now, Gao Fangping didn't trust the Liaoguo Mansion, and notified the moth who was easy to leak secrets.
After the others left the tent, the little cow gao lay at Gao Fangping's feet and dozed off.
Guo Xiu'er asked curiously, "Big brother, what are you doing here?" ”
"Road trip...... No, didn't we just say it, we were being followed around by wild wolves, so that we lost our way. Gao Fangping said.
"Oh, Xiu'er didn't pay attention to what you said just now." She tilted her head and thought about it.
"Huh." Gao Fangping smiled, this girl is interesting.
"The cold at night is terrible, and if you don't cover much, you'll get sick. So Xiu'er brought my own bearskin quilt to you to stamp, will you thank Xiu'er? Guo Xiuer organized some very brainless words again.
Sweat. Gao Fangping thinks she is a marketing talent, very logical. She first said how important her bearskin quilt was, and then she said that she was willing to give it to you, and you have to thank me. There's nothing wrong with that.
"Well, it's better to steal your father's together and cover it for me, I'll remember today, and I'll do something for you in the future." Gao Fangping said with a smile.
Then Guo Xiu'er put her arm out, and without thinking too much, she stole her father's quilt and covered it for Gao Fangping.
After that, her head tilted and fell asleep next to Gao Fangping......
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