Chapter 785: The Tiger Falls in Pingyang, Don't Be Bullied by Dogs

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After Zou Zijian shouted like this, the drunken immortal residence, which was still noisy just now, immediately became silent, and then, there was a noisy footsteps

"Master Li is here."

"Haha, Master Li, you're finally out."

Knock knock!

I saw that the black pressure was pressing, and before Li Qi could react, he was already surrounded by people, which sounded quite kind, but from the smiles in their eyes, the meaning of ridicule was self-evident.

Tian Qi and the others were loyal to the Lord, and hurriedly rushed up to protect Li Qi, for fear that Li Qi would be hurt by them.

Sweat! It seems that what Mrs. said is right, others are Zhishi, I am also Zhishi, after being lost power, being regarded as being regarded as too late to hide, and I am a fragrant glutton, and I am so popular as soon as I go out.

Li Qi patted Tian Qi and the others on his body, and said, "You guys are running out to do something, don't you want to take the opportunity to be lazy and go back to work quickly." "But I thought in my heart, with this group of bullshit talents, Ma Qiao can put them all down alone, do you have to make it so big.

"Big brother."

"Huh?"

Li Qi frowned slightly, he didn't like disobedient subordinates.

Tian Qi's heart sank, nodded a few times, and then returned to the restaurant with the group of bartenders.

Only then did Li Qi bow his hand to everyone and said, "Don't come here unharmed. Seriously, when I saw that you were enthusiastic about being in the lower Wu, I was really moved, and in order to repay your feelings of concern these days, although it is not a festival, I will also give you a nine-percent discount. ”

Nine percent off?

It seems that this cook is stingy and tight, so it is better not to fight.

However, they didn't care, as long as Li Qi could go out, they were already happy. Yicai said with a smile: "Hey, Master Li is not outside, I am waiting to see Master Li, I must come to the Drunken Immortal Residence to cook for me to eat, so I say that I am waiting here every night, and I hope that Master Li will not let me be disappointed." ”

"That's it, that's it, Master Li, I didn't say you, you are the king of the golden knife chef, you can't just cook, why do you want to be an official, it doesn't sound right, or the kitchen is more suitable for you."

"Yes, Master Li must cook a few delicious dishes for us today!"

"Hey, I said that you people are really, Master Li used to be a third-grade master, with thousands of soldiers and horses, and 100,000 retreats from the enemy, how can he cook for us."

"You said it yourself, was that before, not now, I think it's better for him to be a cook."

"Haha."

The crowd burst into laughter.

These idiots, I'm convinced, or I'll make you proud. Li Qi is a man with a very strong ability to resist pressure, and said with a smile: "I really can't imagine that you worship the top cooking skills in the next, I am really flattered in the next, you are right, I do have the idea of returning to the drunken immortal residence in the next, but I also ask you to give me some time in the next time, you also know that not long after being Zhishi, the mood is very affected, and the dishes made are also bitter." ”

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, as long as it's made by Master Li, even if it's bitter, then what we eat is sweet, isn't it?"

"Yes."

Everyone shouted in unison.

Zou Zijian suddenly smiled and said, "Master Li, I heard that you have been at home recently, so you won't wash your face with tears at home." ”

Li Qi raised his hand and said: "Brother said the same, in the next home is indeed related to the 'face', but not to wash the face with tears, but to change the heart, study hard, learn from the great talents of what dig holes and steal light, hang up, in order to make up for the regrets of the youth, and have a common topic with you, after all, to re-take charge of the Drunken Immortal Residence, you must re-understand the preferences of the customers, and you are the cutest customers of my Drunken Immortal Residence." ”

A talented man suddenly said: "What is hanging and inserting, it is a hanging beam thorn strand!" ”

"Not bad, it's the cantilever beam, or this benevolent brother is talented, admire, admire." Li Qi laughed.

"Oh? Master Li cantilever thorn strands? That's a lot of fun. ”

At this time, a chuckle sounded outside, Li Qi raised his eyes and sighed secretly, the capital is really so big, and the road is narrow!

"Brother Yuchen."

"Yuchen."

All the talented people got out of the way.

I saw a dignified white-faced genius walking over, this person was the leader of a new generation of talents after Zheng Yi - Song Yuchen.

As for Li Qi treating him as an enemy, it really exalts him, but it can be seen that our Master Li is a man who misses the old love.

"Yo, it turned out to be Brother Yuchen, don't come unharmed." Li Qi arched his hand and smiled.

Song Yuchen opened the paper fan, did not return the salute, and said with a slight smile: "Although Yuchen has recently been promoted to the Ministry of Rites, every time he thinks of Master Li's Zhishi, he feels very sad, but he is not doing very well. ”

Li Qizhishi, he was promoted, what a sarcastic surname.

Sweat! Look at your proud look, I also served as a scholar in the Ministry of Rites, it turned out to be a Langzhong, and I was promoted to such a level, hum, you have a fan, and I have it! Li Qi took out a paper fan from his waist, and as soon as he opened it, it was Song Huizong's unique thin gold body, and his cooking skills were unparalleled. Li Qi was afraid that others would not pay attention, so he fanned it vigorously.

Song Yuchen fanned his fan, which was gentle and elegant, and he was personable, but our Master Li fanned a little rich, how awkward it looked. Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they saw it, if it weren't for the fan given by Song Huizong, they probably laughed.

"Oh? It turns out that Brother Yuchen has been promoted, that is really gratifying, Brother Yuchen is really young and promising, alas, it seems that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, it is really an eternal law! ”

Li Qi shook his head and sighed, and said: "No wonder Brother Yuchen has so many friends gathered in the Drunken Immortal Residence today, it must be Brother Yuchen who is preparing to treat him, then I have to ask the sixth son to prepare the materials, so as not to sweep Brother Yuchen's face." ”

Good cook, you dare to call yourself an elder. Song Yuchen heard the secret anger in front of him, but he was stunned when he heard the back, he originally just made an appointment with Zou Zijian to come here, where did he think about any treat, but these talented people love face the most, Li Qi said this, he has to invite if he is not invited, and said with a smile: "Then there must be Master Lao Li." ”

As a businessman, Li Qi also likes to do business with these face-loving people, and he is very bold, and he said: "This Yuchen brother, please rest assured, you will never lose face." ”

Invisibly, Song Yuchen was slaughtered by Li Qi again. Many people around are secretly happy, and now the money for food has been settled.

Song Yuchen smiled slightly: "I just heard that Master Li has been hanging beams at home recently, and I am very impressed. ”

Say. Can't you tell me I'm satirizing you pedantic scholars? As soon as Li Qi heard the pair, he had a headache, even if he chatted with Sister Yao, he was much happier than the pair, and said with a smile: "I want to hear it in detail." ”

Song Yuchen groaned slightly, closed the paper fan, pointed to the Bianhe River, and said: "The shrimp in the river, I don't know the depth, enter the sea to play the dragon, and become a meal on a plate." ”

"Wonderful, wonderful, although Yuchen's coupling is ordinary, but combined with the current situation, it is really wonderful." Zou Zijian was the first to applaud.

The rest of the crowd also applauded.

Song Yuchen's coupling is to say the opposite of "swimming in the dragon and shallow water to recruit shrimp", which is obviously a satire that Li Qi does not know the depth of officialdom, and it is reasonable to be swept out of the house now! Is this joint also a good couplet? I thought you would have something more difficult, and it scared people to be careful and their livers fluttered. Li Qi applauded in a mixed heart: "Okay! This is absolute, Brother Yuchen is really embarrassed. ”

Song Yuchen suffered a lot at Li Qi's hands, but he didn't dare to be too big, and said with a smile: "Master Li is too modest. ”

I'm being humble, of course. Li Qi pretended to groan, and suddenly the paper fan closed, pointed at Song Yuchen, and said loudly: "Street dog." ”

Song Yuchen was furious and said, "You." ”

Li Qi didn't wait for him to finish speaking, he waved his fan and said, "I said Brother Yuchen, please let me go." ”

Song Yuchen was slightly stunned, and subconsciously let go.

Li Qi waved his hand up and down, and then said, "Street-side." ”

As soon as he said two words, the genius in this straight line immediately flashed to the left and right, but he saw that there was a yellow earth dog eating leftovers at the corner of the door of the Drunken Immortal Residence.

Li Qi held back his smile vigorously, and then said: "Street dogs, I don't know the height, go up the mountain to bully the tiger, and make food for the stomach." ”

He also said the opposite of "the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs", insinuating that Song Yuchen was not self-sufficient, and Xiao Xiaolangzhong dared to run to the door to make trouble, showing that he was not happy. scolded back as it was.

As soon as this next link came out, it was silent.

If you talk about scolding kung fu, I'm afraid they are not Li Qi's opponents together.

At this moment, a burst of shouts suddenly sounded in front of Li Qi, "The kid is running away." ”

I heard a shout again, "If you have the ability, don't chase it." ”

Zou Zijian and the others all showed a hint of panic on their faces.

Ouch, it seems that I really chose the wrong word today. Li Qi raised his eyes and saw that not far away, Gao Yanei was desperately chasing Hong Tianjiu in front of him with a short stick. This scene was unexpected by everyone, you must know that Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu are hardcore brothers, how can they kill each other.

In a blink of an eye, Hong Tianjiu ran in front of everyone, and when he saw Li Qi, he exclaimed and said, "Ouch, big brother, save me quickly." In the midst of the shouting, he had already hid behind Richie.

As soon as Gao Yanei caught up, he suddenly saw Li Qi here, and he was pleasantly surprised, where did he still remember Hong Tianjiu, put down his hand, and said: "Li Qi, I heard that you were given by the emperor, haha, that's really good." ”

Say. I can't imagine that even these two goods will make fun of me, who dares to be worse than me! Li Qiyu cried without tears.

I heard Gao Yanei laugh again: "I'll just say, what is there to be an official, it's better to travel with our four little sons to play in the mountains and rivers, and have nothing to hunt." ”

"Look for the widow."

Hong Tianjiu, who was behind Li Qi, couldn't help but take the lead without waiting for Gao Yanei to finish speaking.

"That's, that's."

Gao Yanei subconsciously nodded and snickered a few times, suddenly came to his senses, and said angrily: "Xiao Jiu, what nonsense are you talking about? When did I say that? ”

Hong Tianjiu didn't dare to make a sound again.

At this time, Zou Zijian suddenly smiled and said: "That's right, Master Li, since the Yanai can afford you, why don't you go to the Taiwei Mansion to be an idler and accompany the Yanai to eat, drink and have fun all day long." ”

Gao Yanei was stunned suddenly, his eyes fluttered around, and he sighed, "Why are you birdmen here?" ”

Hong Tianjiu also reacted, stood up and said: "Fat Zou, I haven't seen you for a long time, why are you so much fatter!" ”

Gao Yanei smiled and said, "Xiao Jiu, you are wrong. ”

Hong Tianjiu was surprised: "What did my brother say? ”

Gao Yanei pointed at Zou Zijian and said: "Don't look at this fat man, but the inside has already been hollowed out by the little lady in Yingchunlou, and my brother can punch it." And, dead fatty, what did you just say? Li Qi went to my Taiwei Mansion to be an idler, are you stupid for being fat, Li Qi can be an idler as a cook, you are about the same? If you want to go, you're going to be a cook. ”

Puff puff!

When Song Yuchen and the others heard this, they burst out laughing.

Damn, you're here to help me, or you're here to make fun of me. Richie's face turned iron-blue.

Gao Yanei saw that Li Qi's face suddenly became very ugly, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Li Qi, what are you doing?" Is the face ugly? Are they bullying you, if so, this yamen must avenge you, although you are just a little cook now, but this ya's righteousness is thin and blue, making friends never look at these, if you have difficulties in the future, report the name of this ya. ”

OMG, if you don't come, can they bully me with these fools, you come, I can be regarded as carrying it today, you really don't lose my nemesis. Li Qi looked at Gao Yanei with tears in his eyes, if he could, he really wanted to slap this idiot to death.

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