Chapter 136: Labor and management are your daughter-in-law
Is this his daughter-in-law?
Didn't you say that she was a beautiful little girl of sixteen or seventeen?
Twenty-seven years old, right?
Also, this is called a little girl?
Big girl, super big girl!
None of this is a problem.
The question is, does Mao look like a man?
Hold the grass!
This is clearly a man, Ah Gou was still wondering in his heart, but the bride opened her mouth and said what do you see.
The fire girl has changed, she has become a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, Ah Gou can accept it, but this sixteen or seventeen-year-old beautiful girl has become a big man, he can't accept it.
Although it is not easy to marry a daughter-in-law these days, at least it must be a woman?
"Dare to make a fool of the people, dare to tease the ...... of Benhe"
Bang Bang Bang!
Originally, Ah Gou wanted to say that he dared to tease the river god boldly, but as a result, the other party raised his hand and fanned over with a few ear scrapers.
"Ahhh Ah Dog was about to recite a spell as he spoke.
Su Chen grinned, raised his hand and pulled a few big-eared melon seeds, and scolded: "Paralyzed, you read it again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu tore your mouth?" ”
The people on the shore were stunned.
What's going on?
Bride, fighting the river god?
It's over, our Yangquan Village is going to be cursed, and the river god will definitely flood the entire Yangquan Village.
Wait, since that is the river god, how can he be beaten by Ah Duo?
That's the river god!
At this time, because the raft was far away from the shore, the people on the shore had not yet discovered that the bride had actually been transferred.
It's not Ah Duo at all, it's Su Chen!
In fact, Su Chen could directly expose the conspiracy of the ghost division.
But this is the custom and culture of the villagers after all.
If it weren't for letting them see the truth of the matter with their own eyes, and letting them see the river god they worshipped, in fact, it wasn't a river god at all, and they wouldn't believe it.
Therefore, he took a little effort to change the prince with a tanuki.
Faced with the domineering and rude "bride", the river god cried, "I, I just want to marry a daughter-in-law...... Woohoo......"
Su Chen smiled, "Labor and management are your daughter-in-law, you will be on if there is a kind!" ”
Dog: "......"
The three ghost divisions also changed their expressions slightly.
They were also a little confused.
Not sure what's going on.
"Now, Lao Tzu gives you two choices, the first choice is to follow me to the shore and tell you about your dealings with the ghosts." Su Chen clasped his hands to his chest, looked at the river god coldly and said.
Ah Gou looked at the villagers on the shore who had already risen from the ground, and his throat squirmed slightly.
With the character of the villagers, if he knew the truth of the matter, he might be directly sunk into the river.
Immediately, his head shook like a rattle.
"I, I'll pick the second one!"
The corners of Su Chen's mouth raised a touch of arc, and said: "This second choice is to marry Lao Tzu back as a daughter-in-law!" ”
Dog: "......"
Ah Gou's cheeks twitched wildly, this "bride" is too violent, if you marry back, you can't talk about it, and you have to be pumped to death.
Swallowing again, "I, I'd better pick the first one......"
Marry Su Chen and go home? Why don't you sink into the river......
"Then give me a good lie on the raft!"
Ah Dog had to do it obediently.
"Ghost Division, what the hell is going on?" The villagers finally noticed that something was wrong.
Their river god was not only beaten, but now he was trampled on a raft like a dog.
Is this the river god?
Definitely not.
Su Chen stepped on the river god with one foot, and his palm secretly hit the air behind him.
The raft sped away towards the shore.
"This, isn't this Brother Su Chen? Why did the bride become the Suchen brothers? When the raft got closer, the villagers finally saw what was happening on the raft, but for a moment their minds didn't seem to turn around.
"What the hell is going on?" Everyone looked puzzled.
Su Chen casually threw Ah Dog on the ground and said, "Just ask him." ”
"Dog?" Finally, some villagers recognized Ah Gou.
Although Ah Gou has been away from the village for many years, his dog face is becoming more and more obvious, and he can't recognize it if he wants to.
"Dog, are you pretending to be a river god?" The villagers were furious.
Surrounded by angry men, Ah Gou was so frightened that he trembled.
It's so special to be sunk by the rhythm of the river.
"Big Toast, as long as you ask Ah Gou well, you will know what is going on." Su Chen said to the big toast with a smile.
However, Da Toast's face changed slightly.
Ah Gou also saw the so-called big toast.
A pair of small eyes suddenly widened, and my heart was full of shock, how could it be her!
When he left, Da Tusi was not a big toast, but a little girl who was about the same as Ah Duo.
Now she has become a stunning beauty with a peerless style.
However, this is not the reason why Ah Dog is shocked.
The reason why Ah Dog was shocked was because Da Tusi also had an identity.
An identity that does not belong to the Zhuang clan!
"Wife, what I'm doing is okay, right?" Su Chen walked up to Lin Xi with a smile and whispered to Lin Xi.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier, it scared me to death!" Lin Xi glanced at Su Chen, but there was still a happy expression on his face.
"So, wife, how are you going to reward me?"
A playful smile appeared on Lin Xi's face, and he said, "How about I marry Ah Duo to you?" ”
Su Chen: "......"
"Dog, you're so bold!" At this moment, the big toast stepped forward and kicked Dog in the chest before he could speak.
Ah Gou didn't react at all, and the man flew up and landed in front of a ghost division.
When the three ghost divisions saw that Ah Dog was caught ashore by Su Chen, they secretly screamed in their hearts.
If Ah Gou reveals their affairs, they will be miserable.
Seeing that Ah Dog was kicked in front of them by the big toast, his face suddenly turned happy.
One of the ghosts immediately grabbed Ah Gou's neck and lifted Ah Dog up, "You are so bold, you dare to make trouble at the wedding of the river god!" ”
After speaking, with the other hand, he quickly clicked a few times on a few big holes on Ah Dog's body.
"Stop!" Seeing this, Su Chen's expression suddenly changed greatly.
However, it was too late.
Puff puff!
The dog's body made a popping bean-like sound.
Then, the whole person fell soft.
Su Chen's brows furrowed.
It seems that these ghosts are not without any ability.
The kung fu of the acupuncture point just now is still quite sharp.
It is called the broken tendon and pulse hand.
A person who is cut off will have his whole body broken and will become a wasted person, not only unable to move, but also unable to speak.
The Oni Division did this, naturally, to prevent Ah Gou from revealing their secrets.
It's just that Su Chen was a little puzzled, why did Da Tusi suddenly make a move without even asking?
He also kicked Ah Dog at the three ghosts, was it intentional, or was it just a coincidence?