Chapter 213 144: Pretending to be confused
"All in all, it is you who speak in a hurry, and I naturally think that you don't learn and don't know how to learn, so I feel a great responsibility to teach you a lesson, and I can't blame me for this matter."
Liu Wen stood to the side with a red face (angry), trying to distinguish for himself: "I, you, you, I ......" so anxious that he couldn't speak.
"Look, you can't say it all yourself, which proves that you are indeed wrong, and this matter is revealed, the next incident."
Liu Wen was defeated and carried away.
Liu Bei's eyes widened, next.
"Humph!" Qian Tong snorted coldly, his eyes met Liu Bei, and the 'crackling' lightning flashed between the two.
"Look at you like that, like a pig." Liu Bei looked at Qian Tong with an indisputable expression.
Qian Tongqi trembled, and the chubby pig's trotters pointed at Liu Bei: "I mean to follow you and have a future together, but it doesn't mean that I will be humiliated by you at any time, I would rather be broken than broken, hum!" ”
Liu Bei plucked out his ears and eyes, his eyes puzzled: "Where did I humiliate you, you can eat the wrong meal, but, fart, you must not put it indiscriminately, hum!" ”
"Vulgar and vulgar, rough and rough, rough and rough" ......"
"Coarser than you, don't believe in comparison......"
"I, I'll smack you."
"Earlier, I instructed Yang Gong and ** to go out to do things, there were small twists and turns, but it was also considered a government order, why did you come here, pretending not to hear, and instructing Liu Wen to jump up and down, without a superior official, what is the reason?"
"I, you, when did I instruct Liu Wen to do this, he is him, you can't put the basin on my head.
Gott, vomit ......"
"You are the pot, Lao Tzu is Liu Wen, a beautiful son who is in his prime."
"I didn't mean that, you listen to me......"
"That's what you mean, what ...... quibble?"
"I'm not ......"
"You are, if I were a basin, you would be a piece of in it......"
"Ahh......h
"Bah, are you stinky shit, or stinky shit...... Ahh......h
"You deserve it, Brother Dog's, just like the peach blossoms in March, like the chrysanthemums in September, showing their dignity and ......"
"Put your mouth out, vomit, do you still have the integrity of a scholar when you say that, vomit, ahaha, have you appreciated it?
Ahaha......"
"Ahh......h
"Come on, hurt each other, who's afraid of whom!"
'Ping Pong'
Liu Wen and Qian Tong rolled together on the ground, and the battle was fierce.
The corners of Hu Yu's bewitching little mouth were gently pulled, drawing a good-looking arc, why did you fall into the pit again, it seems that your IQ is indeed not high, alas, poor child.
The big black head bit Liu Wen a few times, then returned to the same place and lay down, with a contemptuous smile on the dog's mouth.
"Whew, whew...... Uh-uh, something seems wrong? ”
"Hiss, huh, I'm tired, hey, what's wrong?"
Liu Wen and Qian Tong scuffled together, entangled and lying on the ground, panting tiredly, and suddenly there was a meal, their eyes couldn't help but communicate with each other, and they froze all of a sudden.
Liu Wen: You and I have a fart.
Qian Tong: It's you who are looking for trouble, don't blame me.
Liu Wen: I feel like I'm going in the wrong direction.
Qian Tong: I feel deeply, it seems to be biased.
"Ahhh......h However, this pit was completely dug by ourselves, and we jumped in without hesitation, causing pain all over our bodies, and losing both, who did we blame? Mulberry heart.
Liu Bei drank tea and watched the two fight, he was in a very good mood, and when he saw that the two of them were gone, he was looking at their expressions, as if he had found a problem and stopped.
So he made a face and drank in a deep voice.
"The officials of the court scuffled in one case, what kind of system did they become, and they came to separate them for me, and fined them for a month, so as to set an example, and if they committed another crime, they would be added to the rank."
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, we were wrong, please don't punish ......"
Qian Tong cried bitterly, crying and begging, and the pig was distressed: Although my family is not short of money, the meaning of my own money and the money issued by the court is different, this is a supreme glory, and it cannot be without.
The corners of Liu Bei's mouth moved slightly, this is also a shameless rammer, so he said: "Thinking of the first offense, this time the official will let you wait for the time being, and I hope that in the future, I will deny myself and serve the public, and don't forget my original intention."
Alright, let's all go down! ”
"Lord Xie, Lord Xie." Qian Tong kept the monthly example, and hurriedly rolled Yuangu Midwinter's body and walked out.
"Hey, no, it seems to be biased, what's wrong?"
Qian led to the outside, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and his pace slowed down, and it was a meal.
"Yes, there is a problem that has not been clarified yet, what a trick to confuse the public and transfer flowers and trees......"
Thinking of this, Qian Tong turned around and said, "My lord, do you think there is something I need to do?" ”
"Huh?"
Liu Bei was just about to say a few words to Hu Yu, but he was stunned, why don't you leave, and ask me what I mean, didn't I make it clear?
"Didn't you give you a task, can't you do it?"
"Your Excellency, you ...... just now"
"I can't do it, that's okay, I'll send someone else ......"
"Don't, don't, adults, I, I'm competent, I will definitely be able to ......"
"Then what are you doing standing here, trying to eat? You're thinking too much......"
"Uh-uh, my subordinates are retiring, and I will do my best to complete it."
After Qian Tong finished speaking, he turned around and walked outside, comforting himself in his heart: Anyway, it's called Qian Chuanzi, and it's not bad for the nickname of Money Jar, does this mean that the county order doesn't treat me as its own, so it's a joke with me...... Well, that's it, Meizizi.
Thinking of this, Qian Tong was not entangled, but was happy to bloom, and his body of several hundred catties was as light as a swallow, and as fast as a meteor 'rolling' into the distance.
"Do you say it's cheap!"
"Don't blame me......"
Liu Bei was very wronged.
Hu Yu rolled his eyes and threw Liu Bei a white eyeball, which means: Don't blame you for me.
"You see, money skewers, money jars, it's hard to tell if it's a heavy accent, I probably wanted to call him money skewers, but the country accent is difficult to change, and it becomes a money jar, poof, puff, let me be happy...... He's going to have to fight me for this, it's not nothing, it's not right, it's not right, huh, right? ”
"Yes, what you said is right, okay......" Liu Wen pursed his mouth and went to the back to find medicinal herbs.
Why? I had a vicious battle with Qian Tong just now, and my face was swollen again.
Liu Wen walked inside, thinking in his heart: "Since I left Jixian, my face has never been normal, if it goes on like this, I won't increase my resistance and become a thick-skinned face, right?" Ah, is it going to be the same as big ears? Ah, it's scary to think about......"
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Sending his subordinates out to find out the news, Liu Bei asked Hu Lie and Hei Datou very much expectantly how the situation was.
Hu Lie said: "According to my judgment, the sense of smell of Dog Ye and Zhang Long is indeed sensitive, but it is not omnipotent. ”
"So you didn't find any useful information? So why are you coming back, are you going to have dinner now? His face darkened.
"Wangwang, you are two-skinned and turn your face, Wangwang, I have no credit and I still have hard work, as for running back for a meal, what do you think of me...... Wang Wang ...... "The black dog bared his teeth."
"As the old saying goes, ......"
"Well, that's the old story again. So what does the old saying say? ”
"The dog-faced thing is like dog days, which is to change when it is said to change......"
'Whoosh'
"Wangwang, bite you out of stock......"
"Ouch, is this annoyed and angry, hiss, let go, you are annoyed and ashamed to become a dog, bite and don't let go...... Let go, you let me go......"
"Woo ......"
A crow passed by and hurriedly waved its wings away, what is this room all about?
(End of chapter)
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