Chapter 106 Yun Clan Devil

In fact, Yun Lang has long been immune to Sima Tan's words, this kind of hindsight is not only said, Changping, Da Changqiu, Zhang Tang and others have basically said it, the biggest difference is that the tone of speech is different from the language, as for the central meaning - no different.

He paid more attention to Sima Qian, who was eating.

Sima Qian ate very sweetly, and he quickly ate all the fat and cold meat, and he ate the jelly-like things inside......

In order to eat, he forgot that his father was talking about ideals with a man who was known for his cunning.

The delicious food makes people's souls live for nine days, even after eating the meat, he still looks at the empty basin nostalgically, without saying a word, his body is still under the rule of taste buds.

So, Yun Lang handed over a large piece of fluffy cake again......

Sima Qian used the greatest willpower to cut half of the large piece of cake and leave it for his father, and then once again immersed himself in the honey and the fluffy chicken cake.

He used to think that he was a man with extremely strong willpower, but now, under the attack of food, he has been crushed.

The cake was gone, and a small bowl of fruit berry cheese appeared in front of him again, Sima Qian felt that he had struggled, but unfortunately the time of the struggle was too short, and it was almost impossible to see that he had resisted.

Yun Lang fed Sima Qian the same food, Sima Tan naturally saw it, but he didn't mean to stop it, while eating the food served by his son, he sighed secretly when he saw his son immersed in the food and couldn't extricate himself.

When Yun Lang knocked open a mud block, revealing a steaming fat chicken called Huahua, Sima Qian, who had already eaten a lot of things, still reached out to pick it up, this time, Sima Tan stopped Sima Qian and sighed: "I can't eat anymore, I have eaten too much." ”

Yun Lang nodded and handed the teapot over and whispered, "Take a sip of tea and turn it into greasy." ”

A cup of hot tea entered his stomach, Sima Qian woke up like a dream, and looked at the various food utensils in front of him suspiciously, and couldn't believe that this was something that he, a person who has always admired simplicity and self-denial, had eaten.

He fixed his gaze on his father, wanting to get an accurate answer from him.

Sima Tan smiled bitterly: "Don't doubt it, it's you who eat." ”

Sima Qian glanced up at Yun Lang, then lowered his head and arched his hand, "Let you see the joke." ”

Needless to say, this is Sima Qian's upbringing.

Yun Lang looked at the food utensils in front of him and whispered: "I was very hungry one year, and I passed by a restaurant, where there was a very delicious noodle, as long as it was splashed with oil, the taste became very heavy......

I wanted to eat, but I didn't have the money, so I stood in front of the restaurant for a full hour, and no one gave me food, so I set fire to the shopkeeper's pyre while he was just making a bowl of noodles......

The fire burned, the owner went to put out the fire, I took the bowl of noodles and went home, the noodles were really delicious...... It's just that the wind was strong that day, and that fire burned half the street......

No one knew that I had set the fire, so no one came to me, thinking that the owner of the restaurant had accidentally caused a catastrophe, and that the owner of the restaurant had ended badly......

Since then, I have thought that when a person is hungry, as long as we are able, we must give him a bowl of rice to eat, otherwise, God knows what will happen because of hunger. ”

Sima Qian's eyes widened like copper bells, and he looked at Yun Lang in surprise and said, "You actually don't feel guilty?" ”

Yun Lang sat on the blanket and said lightly: "I was very hungry!" ”

"Hunger is not a reason for you to do such a bad thing!" Sima Qian looked very angry.

Yun Lang rolled his eyelids and said, "You actually reason with a child who is hungry to a certain extent?"

At that time, for him, eating was the biggest truth in the world! ”

Sima Tan said helplessly: "This is the reason why you fed those women and children during the disaster in Guanzhong?" ”

Yun Lang stretched his waist and said: "Yes, we are only human after we are full, and a hungry person is not a human being, and it is the stomach and intestines that control his behavior at that time, not the heart or something else."

So, what I learned in Shanmen Middle School was how to get food as quickly as possible, and how to produce the most food with the shortest food.

The reason why I invite you to eat without moderation today is to tell you that before you learn to tell a thing, you should talk about the stomach and intestines.

Our worst enemy is not the Huns, but the belly. Hunger may be God's greatest punishment for humanity. ”

Sima Qian patted his bulging belly and smiled bitterly: "So I'm a happy person now? ”

Yun Lang nodded and said, "People who can eat a full belly are happy people." ”

Sima Tan pointed to the outside of the prison and said to his son: "Drink a little more tea, go out for a walk, walk slowly, and walk for an hour." ”

Sima Qian stood up with difficulty, smiled at Yun Lang, and walked out, Dahan's prison is very free, if you are not a repeat offender, basically no one interferes with your freedom.

The emperor only practiced the strategy of drawing the ground as a prison for those who had committed minor crimes, thus demonstrating his martial arts.

"You're trying to make friends with my son, but you want to get involved in the history books?"

Yun Lang shook his head resolutely, writing history is definitely not a good job.

"But astronomy, astrology?"

Yun Lang was stunned for a moment, and shook his head again, when it comes to understanding space, who can be stronger than him?

Don't look at Sima Tan who knows how to make star charts, understands the laws of the movement of the sun, moon and stars, and can make calendars based on the sun or moon, as long as they still think that the earth under their feet is the center of the universe, they can't surpass him at the macro level.

"Hehe, the only thing that can be worried about the Sima family is records and astrological signs, besides that, the old man can't think of anything else in the Sima family that can cause such a hero like Sima?"

Yun Lang looked blankly at the black roof of the prison and laughed self-deprecatingly, pointed to his head and said to Sima Qian: "If I say that I just look at Sima Qian, it is very pleasing to the eye, do you believe it or not?" ”

Sima Tan said suspiciously: "Sounds weird." ”

Yun Lang rubbed his face with his hands fiercely and said: "I actually have a feeling that I have known Sima Qian for many years, this feeling is very real, just like we have been old friends for many years, which makes me want to be closer to him." ”

Sima Tan looked at Yun Lang strangely and said, "It's really weird!" ”

As long as he glanced at Sima Tan's strange gaze, Yun Lang knew that he was thinking wrong, and quickly explained: "I don't have the idea of Longyang, I don't like to be too close to men under normal circumstances, I just think that we should be old friends." ”

Sima Tan scratched his hair and said, "This is even more weird. ”

Yun Lang spread his hands and said, "There is no way to explain it." ”

Of course, there is no way to explain this, and he can't say that he understands Sima Qian through the "Historical Records".

Now, there is not even a shadow in this book, and saying it will only make Sima Tan more confused.

A meal of food hurt Sima Qian very much, he actually wandered around outside the prison for a whole half a day, and even when he returned to the prison, he sat on the grass blanket and looked at the dark sky outside the small window suspiciously.

Yun Lang was very worried that he would destroy the great "Historical Records" because of his own food.

Fortunately, Sima Qian is a strong person.

When the Yun family's cook, who came to Chang'an to cook for Yun Lang, brought breakfast to the head of the family again, he and his father ate oil cakes, millet porridge and fried eggs very easily this time.

Perhaps, this time the food is more ordinary, he eats very elegantly, but the movements are very awkward, it can be seen that this time, he is really controlling his behavior, perhaps, he has regarded eating as a kind of practice.

All the practices in the world are based on resisting temptation. The ultimate goal of cultivation is to make one's spirit pure and thorough, and to give up physical pleasures and reap pure spiritual enjoyment makes the practitioner unconsciously become noble.

Everything in the Yun family is the ultimate goal of physical enjoyment, and for these cultivators, the Yun family is the standard demonic outer path.

Yun Lang quietly measured, he didn't know what he looked like in Sima Qian's heart at this time, maybe he had already grown a tail and pointed ears, and his skin was also very likely to be disgusting green......

It's so interesting, the most interesting thing in the world is not to make a man noble, but to drag him into mediocrity, to stand in the same camp with all mediocre people, to fight against the rule of the wise.