Chapter Ninety-Six: The Tragic Li Kang

The emperor is a living being.

The reason why I say this is because the emperor always said that he was a dragon.

Whether it is the East or the West, the evaluation of dragons is not very good.

In the Eastern mythological system, when the dragon is happy, it can spread clouds and rain, and when it is unhappy, it will stir up wind and waves and cause boundless disasters.

Good and evil are only in a thought.

The dragon in the Western mythological system, in addition to liking gold coins, likes to catch a beautiful princess and lock it in the tower, the princess is of little use to him, and the only reason why he does it is that he is bored and does something to make the world busy.

Emperor Qin, Han Wu, is two two-headed dragons with thousands of merits.

One is lying in the grave at the foot of Yun Lang waiting to come back to life, and the other is stirring wind and waves in the world, full of spirit and ready to strangle the Huns.

It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, it's all a lifetime of merit anyway.

The wild onions in the Sanyin area grew just right, and Yunlang was so happy to harvest that Dazai felt insulted.

Just finished talking about the method of entering the imperial tomb, how could this person not have the slightest heartbeat, and he could happily dig wild onions?

Could it be that the great First Emperor is not as good as a boiled mutton meal in plain water in his eyes?

The tiger came back and didn't find anyone nearby, which made Yun Lang very happy.

He didn't believe anyone could avoid the tiger's search in a small mountain forest.

"You really don't want to go in and have a look?" Dazai asked for the hundredth and eighth time.

"The matter of the Imperial Tomb is only suitable to be said inside the Imperial Tomb, and don't mention it outside."

"Hmph, if I don't mention it, you're going to never mention it for the rest of your life, are you?"

After speaking, he walked away angrily.

Yun Lang and the tiger watched him walk away through the bushes.

Yun Lang grabbed the tiger's ears and said, "The old guy's body bones seem to be pretty good." ”

Looking back at the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, Yun Lang wanted to forget about it.

He didn't believe that the First Emperor would have unreserved trust in Dazai and the guards, and from the Emperor's point of view, from the perspective of a hero who takes one step and sees eight steps, this is impossible.

Every time you enter the imperial mausoleum, it is actually no different from stuffing your head into the mouth of a tiger......

Rather teach me to bear the world, Hugh let the world bear me, these two sentences are a kind of realm, and people who can say this kind of thing generally have a clear understanding of themselves.

Cao Cao is the hero of the heroes, so he said this sentence, the first emperor is a hero of yin damage, so he doesn't say it, just do it!

Of course, Yun Lang really wants to go to the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and he really wants to see it, and he has already visited the Terracotta Warriors and Horses in later generations, even if they are all tattered clay figures, he also sees Yun Lang's blood in the blood, and he can't wait to turn into clay figures and stand with those ancient elves to form an invincible battle array.

Of course, he only felt that way when he was sure that there was no quicksand to bury, no arrows flying out, no rocks to fall down, no flaps, no traps, no zombies, no ghosts, no messy man-eating bugs.

There are beautiful tour guides who can hook up in front, sexily dressed beauties stand next to them, and a group of security guards standing in the back.

Even if you want to be insane, you're sure someone will drag you to a mental hospital, in short, safety first.

As for the current Mausoleum of the First Emperor...... Yun Lang only had to think about the various strange blades that those Feather Forest orphans had created in his house these days, and he didn't want to enter the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, not at all.

Only a person like Dazai, who regards the burial of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor as his lifelong pursuit, will ignore the murderous motives hidden in it and send himself into the mouth of the tiger again and again.

Yun Lang put his hand into the tiger's mouth and stroked the tiger's two huge canine teeth...... As soon as the tiger shut up, his hand would be severed from his wrist, and the tiger's teeth were fucking sharper than a guillotine!

When you go down the mountain, there is an endless field of hemp seeds, the tiger roared, and a few bare-ass men suddenly ran out of the hemp seed field, but the women at home would cover their bodies with hemp seed trees, and look at Yunlang eating and laughing...... More and more lawlessness.

The bare-ass man was chased by the tiger and had no way to go to the ground, and when he couldn't run, he pretended to be a dead dog and lay down on the ground to follow the tiger.

Through such a long period of communication, they also know that the tigers of the Yun family do not eat people, and the king does not eat people now, but just poked out his big paws to hold the man's head, and rubbed it the ground a few times, even if it was a punishment.

This is not a matter for them, some shameless people dare to ask Yun Lang from afar, do they want a male servant at home, and some are still bragging to Yun Lang to boast about their strong bodies.

It was so fucking disgusting that a bare-ass man posed at another man, so Yun Lang asked the tiger to punish them one more time.

Tigers are only in heat for two months a year, but humans are in heat all year round...... Perhaps this is the reason why human beings can be the primates of all things.

A melancholy young man rode along a field road, his horse dragging a two-wheeled cart with a huge package on it.

The tiger suddenly appeared, and the war horse was so frightened that he turned around and was about to run, but was controlled by the young man on horseback. You can only spin in place.

When the young man saw that the tiger did not attack him, but was lying on the path, he jumped off his horse and shouted, "Yun Sima Ke? ”

Yun Lang walked through the mulberry field on the side of the road and said with a smile: "Go and repair the blade?" ”

The young man arched his hand and said, "Yu Lin Lang Li dares to see Sima!" ”

Yun Lang smiled: "Forget it, I'm ashamed of Yulin now, don't come to this set, the general will give you time to rest?" ”

Li Dang was also a happy man, and he arched his hand and said: "Seven days! ”

Yun Lang drove the tiger away and let it go home on its own, and Li Kang's war horse quieted down.

He looked at the tiger enviously and said, "Such a spirit beast, envious of others." ”

"If you have time to catch a confinement tiger and raise it yourself for three or five years, you will have such a spirit animal."

Li Dang was overjoyed when he heard this: "I see, I will definitely catch one and raise it back, and I will have a good helper in the future!" ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said: "You think too much, there are tigers in the barracks, if the general finds out that your tiger disturbs the horse team, he will hack you to death much faster than the speed at which the Huns hack you to death." ”

Li Dang was also a happy person, and laughed when he heard this: "It's not bad to take hunting on weekdays, but if you enter the army, you may really be hacked to death by the general, and it will be too wrong."

In the past few days, I have been working on the master's house to take care of it. ”

Yun Lang looked at the huge package and saw a huge bow exposed, so he sighed and said, "Four bows? ”

Li Dang also sighed and said, "You can only open it three times!" ”

"Why don't you use a three-dan bow?"

"I use a five-dan bow, and both of my brothers use a four-dan bow, and I am ashamed to use a three-dan bow."

"Bullshit, you have spent your whole life on bows and arrows, and you can't use five bows to make people look down on you, your brother has grown up, although his strength is not enough, people's heights are there, and their height and strength are not lost, just you? Now that I look like a bean sprout, I still honestly use the three-dan bow, so as not to hurt my body and regret it. ”

Li Dang said angrily: "I just want to use a four-burden bow." ”

Yun Lang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then there is no way, the Yulin army will do its best, as long as you want, you can do it." ”

Fourteen or fifteen-year-old teenagers are actually patients...... Their world is chaotic, they like to do things according to their own will, and sometimes they know that they are wrong, and they will continue to persevere, and it will be good to hit the wall a few more times.

There is no need for others to teach, and teaching is a humiliation for them.

However, this stage is very short, and those who hit the wall and understand will become heroes among people, and those who hit the wall and are stupid will generally become famous fools.

Li Dang didn't understand why he had to soak in the hot spring water for an hour when he entered the Yun family, and the clean clothes he brought were also taken away by the two servants and boiled in jars.

"I'm clean!"

Li dared to shout angrily, but he soon stopped shouting, because a twelve-year-old boy rubbed a piece of sackcloth on him vigorously, and rolls of dirt fell from his shoulders.

"Damn it! I've been bathing a lot—"

Being scrubbed in the bath is actually a great pleasure, although it is a little painful, but there is an inexplicable pleasure.

From a psychological point of view, in fact, this is a habit that people have developed since infancy, and everyone actually longs to be touched by their own kind, but when they get older, they block out this feeling of almost shame.

Once you have the right light to enjoy this kind of pleasure, even if you don't want to, you will enjoy it very much.

Of course, those who are a little perverted will pursue further pleasure, such as Liu Che, such as Zhang Yan, which is not understandable.

The washed Li Kang is actually a good-looking man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes inherited from his father Li Guang.

Although the name of General Fei is strong, he is also the most regrettable general, Feng Tang is easy to get old, and Li Guang is difficult to seal, and it has almost become a model of tragedy.

As for Li Kang, he was even more pitiful, he was shot to death by Huo Quai......

Yun Lang squatted on the second floor and watched the white Li dare to eat on the first floor, he thought it was very interesting, how could this guy eat for the rest of his life? You have to eat at least until you're thirty years old, right?