Sister-in-law Hong said to Kou Xuan with a cold frost device: "The Liao army is in Linzhou, and Xiangye, as the prime minister of the dynasty, actually concealed the military situation and did not report it, and it will be the people of Bianliang who will suffer!" The little woman didn't just ask a group of people to go out of the city to kill the enemy, and she hoped that the prime minister would allow it! ”

Seeing that Sister-in-law Hong had once again asked Ying to go out of the city to defend against the enemy, Kou Zhun hurriedly stood up and said, "No, no!" The old man had already arranged a whole set of battle plans, and three days ago, he asked the family to rush Zhang Huan to Xianghe Bay to ask the former commander of the front hall to make Xue Shisan and his granddaughter Xue Jin'er out of the mountain. At that time, General Xue Lao was in command and led more than 100,000 forbidden troops in the capital to attack, and Xiao Xuan's 20 army would definitely be beaten back to his hometown! ”

Sister-in-law Hong spoke up and said, "Xiangye speaks better than he sings!" When you invite General Xue, I'm afraid the Liao army has already entered Bianliang City! ”

Kou Zhun was speechless, and said with a smile for a long time: "Sister Leng'er's loyalty to the country is commendable, but the two countries are focused on strategy; Don't be reckless and arrogant, Your Majesty, do you say it......" Kou Zhun set his eyes on Qin Shi Huang.

Without waiting for Qin Shi Huang to express his position, he saw Sister-in-law Hong waving the two whirlwind double mallets in her hand and was indignant: "Kou Xiangye's words may be reasonable, but the Great Song Dynasty has been afraid of the Khitans since the Gaoliang River; From the emperor to the soldiers, they were all afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for three years, and the neck of the prime minister was also cartilage! ”

Kou Zhun looked at each other, not knowing how to answer Sister-in-law Hong's words, Sister-in-law Hong said in a heartfelt manner: "Xiangye has to get by and live for the black gauze hat on the top, and the women are not afraid of anything if they don't do anything!" If the lord no longer agrees to the request of the people's women, the women will gather the neighbors and go out of the city to defend against the enemy, and they must not wait for the Khitans to enter Bianliang and make our heads fall to the ground! ”

Seeing that Sister-in-law Hong was going to go to extremes, Kou Zhun bowed and laughed and said, "Sister Leng, don't be rash, if you summon the neighbors and don't completely expose the military situation of the Liao army that the old man concealed from the emperor?" Wang Qinruo and Ding Wei grabbed the old man's pigtails and died; Without waiting for the Khitans to come in, Kou Zhun is a lonely ghost under the corpse of the five horses! ”

As soon as Kou Zhun said this, Sister-in-law Hong calmed down a little, and Kou Zhun exhaled a long breath and looked at Qin Shihuang and said, "Your Majesty, you have made a statement!" It's not your character to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight! ”

Qin Shi Huang stood up and paced a few steps on the ground, then looked back at Kou Zhun and said, "From now on, no one can shout hungry (me) Your Majesty or Qin Shi Huang; Hungry (I) is Qin Ying; You shout hungry (me) Brother Qin, you and you and Hong Huang must be remembered! Qin Shi Huang pointed his finger at Kou Zhun and then at Sister-in-law Hong, and said vigorously.

Kou Zhun and Sister-in-law Hong and Hong Huang, who ran out of the operation room, saw Qin Shi Huang say this, so they said in unison: "The old man, the people's woman, the villain, all remember, from now on, I will call you Brother Qin or Brother Qin Ying!" ”

Qin Shi Huang saw that the three of them were talking seriously, and suddenly laughed and said: "It's not that a family doesn't enter the door, this is the best!" ”

Dingshen raised his arm and said, "Kou Laoxi, let's go back to your prime minister's mansion!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong was stunned, stopped in front of Qin Shi Huang and said, "Brother Qin Ying didn't express his stance on the people's women's invitation, how can he go back to the Prime Minister's Mansion?" Can't ......"

Qin Shi Huang laughed loudly, pointed his finger at Sister-in-law Hong and said, "Sister Leng, are you a pig brain?" It doesn't work if you don't say anything about it here? ”

Sister-in-law Hong instantly woke up, giggled twice, and said, "Brother Qin means to let the women go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to gather the family of the Prime Minister...... Okay, good...... The folk woman is here to walk with Xiangye and Brother Qin......"

Sister-in-law Hong said, and shouted in a rough voice to her husband Hong Huang who was standing aside: "Brother Hong, you take care of it here, the slave family is going to Xiangye's mansion!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong didn't call Hong Huang anymore and the bench dog baby was already taking care of his emotions, but Hong Huang didn't listen to Sister-in-law Hong this time; Instead, he straightened his chest and said: "Lady, you have to give the villain a chance, and the villain wants to go to the Prime Minister's Mansion with you!" ”

Hong Huang said and pointed his hand outside: "It's still early, and it's not the time for the noodle restaurant to open; It's not too late for the villain to come back and open again after seeing the Prime Minister's Mansion! ”

Qin Shi Huang stared at Hong Huang, and seeing that he had made up his mind, he smiled and said, "Sister Leng, let's give Brother Hong Huang a chance!" ”

"Okay!" Sister-in-law Hong said excitedly: "Brother Qin Ying intercedes for Brother Hong, how dare the women disobey; Brother Hong, let's go together! ”

Hong Huang is very grateful! Kou Zhun saw that Qin Shi Huang made such an arrangement, so he spread his hands and said: "Brother Qin, Sister Leng, Brother Hong Huang, then let's leave now!" ”

The four of them walked out of the door of the Honghuang noodle restaurant one after the other, and Hong Huang locked the door of the noodle restaurant with a bull's head lock and said hello to the shopkeeper Wang who sold roast bacon next door; Only then did he go to the Prime Minister's Mansion with Kou Zhun and the three of them.

Qin Shi Huang saw that Hong Huang locked the door and said hello to the seller of roasted bacon, and couldn't help asking: "Is there a thief in Bianliang City?" ”

Hong Huang laughed loudly: "Which dynasty can still have no thieves, and the thieves in Bianliang City can be described as clever!" ”

"Yo he!" Qin Shi Huang exclaimed: "The means are clever!" What do you mean by that? ”

Hong Huang laughed and said: "Not long ago, there was a clever robbery case, and I stole people under my nose!" ”

Hong Huang said impassionedly, telling a small story: There was a scholar doctor in Bianliang City who had just been transferred to Kaifeng from other places and was temporarily living in a hotel; Opposite the inn is a dyeing workshop.

One day, the doctor was sitting on the coffee table outside the inn and observing the passers-by; After a while, a few people came, and these people kept observing the dye shop.

The scholar noticed the group, and the group noticed the doctor; A man came up to him and whispered in the doctor's ear, "We are in business, and we want these cloths to be hung outside this dyeing house; Just look at it, but don't speak."

When the doctor heard this, he said, "What does this matter to me?" I'm not going to say anything, don't worry! ”

The doctor said in his mouth, but he thought in his heart: they said that the trader was afraid that a gang of thieves wanted to steal the cloth of this dyeing workshop; But there are so many eyes on the street to see how they steal? So he sat on the coffee table and kept an eye on this group of people.

Seeing that the scholars were always watching them, the group of people wandered at the door of the dye shop from time to time; One moment left and then one right, until the evening was gone; The cloth was not stolen either.

The doctor thought: It seems that this group can only brag, so he went back to the hotel room.

But as soon as he entered the room, he was dumbfounded, and found that none of his luggage was missing; It turned out that the real target of this gang of thieves was the scholar, and in order to steal the doctor, he specially staged a scene to show him; The means are truly amazing.

"The magic is one foot high, and the road is one foot high!" Qin Shi Huang said excitedly, looked at Kou Zhun and said, "Let's get down to business!" ”

Stretched out her neck and throat and said: "Sister Leng threatened Kou Laoxi with wine before, but Kou Laoxi said that he had no soldiers under him; Sister Leng said that the 100-odd Ding family general of the Prime Minister's Mansion is a new force, which is also reasonable......"

Before Qin Shi Huang finished speaking, he heard the sound of horses' hooves "quacking ......and rattling" from far and near; couldn't help but say: "Is it the Liao army that has entered the city!" ”

Kou Zhun, Sister-in-law Hong, and Hong Huang all stopped and looked behind when they heard Qin Shi Huang say this; I saw a black steed riding a man on horseback, followed by a horse galloping towards this side.

Kou Zhun was shocked and said, "It's Zhang Huan!" Zhang Huan, he's back......"