Chapter 19 Last-Rank Elimination System

In the era of no airplanes, bullet trains, and automobiles, the vast land of Dahan is desperate!

Yun Lang already hated riding a horse very much, because his legs and waist and hips had long been evolved to be unsuitable for horseback riding.

In this era, it is a great happiness to reunite relatives, lovers, and friends after a long absence.

Yun Lang also feels this way now.

He treats each and every one of his friends with great care, expecting to be able to meet all the expectations of this friend for his friends.

Except, of course, why worry!

Until now, Yun Lang couldn't be sure whether this guy was the one sent by God to torture him, or the one sent to protect him and comfort him.

In order for a dust explosion to occur, several conditions need to be met, the most important of which is that someone is willing to take risks and be willing to sacrifice!

The only people who can enter the Mausoleum of the First Emperor are Yun Lang and He Chou, Yun Lang will not sacrifice himself inexplicably, it seems that He Chou will not, this old guy has lived for so long, and he still does not have the slightest misanthropy.

"Blowing up the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, I have already done it once, in order not to be chased by the undead in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, I think this time it is time for you to do it."

Yun Lang took a beautiful sip of the wine glass, put down the wine glass elegantly and smiled at He Chouyou.

He Chou took the flask and poured himself a bowl of wine and said, "Then tell me, how can you cause the so-called explosion?" ”

Yun Lang said: "I have already told you, as long as you find a closed house, and then spread wheat flour all over the world, and when the house is full of dust, you can light a fire, and then-"boom", your goal will be achieved." ”

"Is it really possible?" He Chou was very dissatisfied with the simple answer given by Yun Lang, he always felt that Yun Lang was perfunctory to him.

"Just experiment and find out." Yun Lang raised his eyebrows happily, looking extremely frivolous.

He Chou You stood on a stone, thought for a long time, and said, "I'll try it." ”

Yun Lang waved his hand indifferently and said, "Remember to let the death row prisoner go and light the fire!" ”

He Chou said with a smile: "The old man is going to try it himself!" ”

Yun Lang looked at He Chou Youdao and said: "When you choose the experimental location, remember to call me to collect the body for you!" ”

"Old man wear a few more armors!"

"Great idea! I'm going to collect your body anyway, though, because no one can control the explosion and predict the intensity of the explosion, especially this dust explosion! ”

He Chou had a smile on his face, nodded and said, "I know that I will collect the corpse for me, and I finally didn't become a wolf-hearted dog."

This matter must be experimented, and the old man will indeed manipulate it himself, if the old man really dies under this kind of heavenly power, it can be regarded as a well-deserved death. “

Yun Lang sneered and said, "If you hadn't told the emperor about the explosion of the beacon, there would have been no such trouble." ”

He Chou said with a wry smile: "As an imperial eagle dog, it is natural to open your eyes for the emperor!" ”

"So the reason why the emperor came to Nagato Palace was to see the explosion?"

"One mile east of the Nagato Palace, the emperor has ordered craftsmen to build an identical beacon in the shape of the white wolf's mouth, and the day after tomorrow, there will be an explosion in your mouth according to the method you said.

The reason why I came to ask you is to make sure that you have been honest with me, if my experiment is not successful, next time, it will be time for you to experiment, if you do not succeed in the experiment, you will not want to go further in your official career in this life. ”

Yun Lang scoffed at He Chou's words: "Your Majesty is not as merciful as you say, if the experiment is not successful, Your Majesty's original words should be to cut off my head, right?" ”

He Chou shook his head solemnly and said, "Your Majesty really doesn't mean to cut off your head, and the old man also feels strange about this."

However, the reason why your feudal lord has not come down yet is because His Majesty is waiting for the result of the explosion.

If it does explode, your Marquis of Yong'an will come down immediately. ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "When I was made a marquis, it was when Zhuang Qingzhai was full of beheading, right?" ”

He Chou laughed and said: "A chicken dies and a chicken crows, containing the truth of heaven and earth, if you can't guarantee that it will always be useful to the empire, next time, it may be the time for you to be beheaded by the whole house to make room for someone else." ”

Yun Lang inexplicably remembered the end elimination system in later generations, and many people who were eliminated at the end of the game were not much better than being beheaded by the whole door.

"I'm going to tell Your Majesty now that I don't want to be a Guan Neihou anymore, what will be the end?"

He Chou glanced at Yun Lang and said, "You can try it and you'll know." ”

Yun Lang naturally didn't want to try it, playing this kind of trick with Liu Che, if you are a game, he will take you very seriously, if you are cut off for such a reason, it will be too wronged.

In Liu Che's eyes, Guan Neihou is definitely a status that can only be obtained by the pillars of the country, and in this position, he can naturally enjoy a social status and various conveniences that others cannot reach, and even transcendence......

It's just that while the emperor gives you these honors, status, and power, you have to benefit the emperor's rule and have an effect on the inheritance of the Han dynasty for all generations, otherwise, the emperor will ruthlessly kill you!

Yun Lang knew that Liu Che had done this in the future, but only for the position of prime minister, in the history books, since Gongsun Hong died of illness, basically none of the successor prime ministers had a good end, even Li Cai, a fierce general in the army, after becoming the prime minister, he also walked on thin ice for three years, as a result, he was still innocently involved in the witch Gu case and was finally cut off with his son, and the end was miserable.

Since then, once the officials of the Han Dynasty were appointed as prime ministers, they were all terrified, either pretending to be clay figures in the court, or taking the emperor's will as the highest criterion in everything.

Even so, Li Cai, Zhuang Qingzhai, Zhao Zhou, Shi Qing, Gongsun He, Liu Quyu, Tian Qianqiu, and other famous people all died after becoming prime ministers!

Now, Liu Che may feel that just changing the fate of the prime minister is not enough to change the official style of the Han Dynasty, so even the Marquis of Guan Nei was included.

After He Chou You drank the wine in the cup, he skillfully put the cup into the wooden box behind the stone, and said softly to Yun Lang: "Come and watch it the day after tomorrow, there are some things Your Majesty may want to ask." ”

Yun Lang watched He Chou leave, slowly sipped the wine in the cup, and said to the tiger: "Look, can we two brothers still have some secrets?"

In the future, they can't let the insects put the wine and food here, someone will steal it......"

The tiger yawned lazily, crawled out of the pool, shook its fur violently, and then lay wet on a large plank, waiting for the fur to dry.

Huo Qu came back from illness, but he refused to run naked in the military camp, and told Yun Lang that he had already run naked in front of his wife and concubine, and he had not worn clothes all night.

This made Li Kang, Zhao Ponu, and Xie Ning, who had dried their muscles in the barracks in calf-nose shorts, very dissatisfied.

"No matter how fast the water transportation is, I will not let the cavalry go by boat, which is a great humiliation for a real cavalryman."

In order to reverse the situation that was unfavorable to him, Huo Quzhi did not hesitate to divert the topic by despising the upcoming water transportation division on the big river.

"No one forced you to run naked, in the end, it's the champion, and I still have to give you some face." Cao Xiang was very contemptuous of Huo Quzhi's behavior.

Huo Quzhi had a lot of forbearance and forbearance, and said mysteriously again: "In seven or eight days, Alang's Marquis of Yong'an will be promulgated, this is my unique news." ”

Cao Xiang shook his head and said: "It's not that easy, it depends on whether Your Majesty can blow up the new beacon tomorrow." ”

Huo Quzhi immediately set his eyes on Yun Lang, and Yun Lang smiled: "It will blow up, after all, this is a physical phenomenon, not some miracle, it can be repeated, I can blow up the beacon, why worry about it, you can also blow it up, and you can do the same if you change it." ”

"You mean there's no bullshit at all?" Li Dang was astonished, he didn't believe that a sturdy beacon could be blown apart by just raising some wheat noodles.

"Let's go see it tomorrow!"

Huo Quzhi said happily: "It's so good, I like a flesh-and-blood person to be my brother, and I don't like the gods of the Nine Heavens to be my brother!"

Tomorrow, when we go together, I must tell Your Majesty that his military Sima Yunlang is a real person, not a witch who can pretend to be a ghost! ”