95. Biological and chemical weapons
"What did he just say?" Yang Yi vaguely heard something terrible.
Fan Jianqiang pondered his words for a moment, and then said: "Lao Wang said that he plans to develop a relationship with his aunt that goes beyond friendship. ”
Yang Yi drank too much, his head didn't react for a while, he muttered a sentence in his mouth, and then suddenly understood what the meaning of this sentence was.
"I'm super your mother, old king, I'm going to kill you!" At that time, Yang Yi was enthusiastic, and he had to have a life-and-death duel with the old king.
Fan Jianqiang thought about it, if this is left alone, this little overlord is really likely to kill Lao Wang.
"Brother, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil, it's not easy for us to get him, make sure he doesn't say anything tomorrow, and he will become the laughing stock of the capital!"
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For a period of time after that, Yang Yi kept scolding at the palace, and from time to time he would throw a few stones over.
As for those unlucky bastards who were injured by stones, Fan Jianqiang could only mourn for them for a second. Actually, it's okay, compared to waiting for a stormy attack, being injured by a stone is actually a kind of happiness.
According to his instructions, Li Liu led people to sweep aside several nearby dung pits, and then came to the outside of the palace courtyard with heavy weapons, and then, with Li Liu's first order, a large number of biological and chemical weapons were thrown at Lao Wang's house.
For a while, the cursing and screaming were like fried cats, and the sound traveled far, far away.
And, of course, there was a smell that was hard to understand.
"This is, Lao Wang pulled his pants? Wow grass, Lao Wang is so old, he actually pulled his pants! Yang Yi followed Fan's strong guidance, and his loud voice could be used as a horn at this time.
After he shouted like this, the people who were already attracted because of the noise were even brighter at this time, and they felt that they had encountered something terrible, and they saw the fire of lively gossip burning.
So a group of people who were not afraid of big things came to the vicinity of Lao Wang's mansion with the mood of solving the doubts of the people of the Celestial Empire, wanting to confirm whether Lao Wang really pulled his pants.
Yang Yi was actually yelling at the end of his last voice, and his energy today was almost exhausted.
Fan Jianqiang threw him under the stone table as if dragging a dead pig, looked at the smoky palace, and sneered: "You still want to fight with me and find death!" ”
Before they could get closer, they smelled a foul smell, and for a time many believed most of them.
Lao Wang opened his mouth, and just wanted to make an acceptance speech, but a burst of smelly biochemical weapons fell from the sky and directly called him in the face.
Then Lao Wang's blood surged, and he didn't even have time to say a cruel word, so he fainted.
Even if he didn't faint naturally, he would have to faint.
It's too embarrassing, it's too disrespectful, and now you can only avoid it by fainting, although in the end you still have to face the result of being attacked by biological and chemical weapons.
The question is not this, even if he knows who did it, what can he do, is he embarrassed to say it?
"This Lord Wang's hobby is really unique, I didn't expect him to like this taste."
"Who says it's not, how old are you, and it is also an ability to pull your pants."
"Be quiet, Lord Wang is a famous imperial doctor in the dynasty, maybe the purpose of doing this is to obtain some medicines."
People look at me and say a word, and Lao Wang's eyelids that had fainted jumped and jumped, but in the end, he still endured the edification of biological and chemical weapons, and endured people's sarcastic words, and did not wake up.
Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Fan Jianqiang hurriedly distanced himself from the palace.
Fortunately, Fan's mansion is big enough, even if the biochemical weapons of Lao Wang and his family next door spread, as long as Fan Jianqiang goes to live in the back wing, it will still not be affected.
Liang Xiaoyue felt so ashamed, she once again refreshed her perception of Fan Jianqiang, and felt that her original choice was not a mistake, and with such a man, would there really be a future?
Of course, this suspicion was only fleeting.
If you want to make a name for yourself in the Celestial Empire, unless you have a background in your family, otherwise, how can you do it without being black?
Sometimes, what people do is not really out of their own hearts, but is completely forced by life and society. Of course, today's incident is actually Fan Jianqiang's initiative, which has nothing to do with life and society, and is purely his personal grudge, but he has adopted a plan to kill two birds with one stone, doing something once, and harming two people.
Tomorrow, Lao Wang will become the laughing stock of the Celestial Empire, and Yang Yi is estimated to be caught by his Lao Tzu, and if he can't be killed, he will have to shed his skin. Perhaps, the long-peaceful civil and military cliques will use this reason to attack each other, and this is not alarmist.
After all, the autumn harvest is approaching, and some things must be determined, which is one of the things that have contributed the most to the current situation of the Celestial Empire.
Fan Jianqiang doesn't have this consciousness at all, what's the point of them fighting around? In the end, it was not cheaper for Boss Lin's family, and Fan Jianqiang's attitude towards this was to be a cold sidestander.
He just wants to earn enough money to fulfill his dreams and live a leisurely life, which is the best.
Whether it is a civilian official or a military general, it is none of Brother Qiang's business to beat out the dog's brain.
After Li Liucong gathered a large number of people, he returned to Fan's Mansion through the back door.
"Young master, everything is going well."
Fan Jianqiang nodded and said, "It's hard work, tell them that this month's salary will be doubled, and in addition, you stay away from me, the smell on your body is too big, hurry up and wash it." ”
Li Liugang wanted to thank Fan Jianqiang, after all, he just did one thing, although it was a little dirty, but it was double the salary! If there are such things every day, why not get dirty?
It's a pity that Fan Jianqiang's next words directly froze him in mid-air.
"Hehe, what the young master said is, I'll wait for this to take a bath." Li Liu left, in fact, Fan Jianqiang didn't say anything, he also had to take a bath.
The smell on his body was really strong, and he didn't have the habit of sleeping with the smell of biochemical weapons.
Yang Yi fell asleep, Lao Wang next door fainted, and a large group of people gathered outside the palace to watch the excitement, and in the end, even attracted the patrol team in the capital.
They hastily asked the reason, and the patrol team couldn't tell which sentence was true for a while.
They knocked on the door of the palace, and when they saw that the door was about to open, the fainting old king suddenly deceived the corpse, and quickly stopped the servant from opening the door, and lied to the patrol that nothing had happened.
"If you think it's okay, it's okay. It's just that adults pay attention to some influences in the future, although you are good for this mouthful, but there are other people who don't like it. Today's uproar has a bad impact, and I hope this kind of thing will not happen again in the future. "The people in the patrol are also not polite, they are already subordinate to the military, and they do not deal with civilian officials.