Chapter 807: You Are Not Qualified
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The next day.
"Yuchen, the cook didn't go back to the Qin Mansion last night, nor did he go to his own manor. He was clearly deliberately playing tricks on us, which is really disgusting. ”
"Yuchen, Yuchen, I just got the news that the cook was hiding in Faxing Temple in the north of the city."
"Is this information reliable?"
"It should be reliable, I also paid money to ask from the subordinates of the Qin Mansion."
"Whether it's reliable or not, we'll have to go to him. Let's go to Faxing Temple. ”
Two hours later.
Hoheungji Temple.
A little novice clasped his hands together and said, "A few donors, I'm really sorry, Master Li has just gone down the mountain." ”
"Such a coincidence? You're not going to lie to me waiting? ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, the monks don't speak, if a few donors don't believe it, they can go into the temple to have a look."
Song Yuchen frowned and said, "Then did he say where to go?" ”
Xiao Shami said: "But I said, the little monk faintly heard Li Shizhu say that no matter what you do, you must be fair, after worshipping the temple, you have to go to worship the Taoist temple, so that you will be protected by God, and then Master Li said that he will go to the Yunxian Temple in the suburbs of the south of the city." ”
"Seongnam? This is the north of the city. Yuchen, could this little monk be lying to us? ”
Song Yuchen shook his head and said: "This tone is quite similar to the tone of the cook, there shouldn't be anything wrong, don't talk about going to the south of the city now, even if we go to hell, we have to find him." ”
As soon as they left, Chen Anan suddenly walked out of it, looked at the backs of Song Yuchen and the others, and said with a disdainful expression: "Even your group of straw bales, you are also worthy of fighting with my eldest brother?" As he spoke, he took out another string of copper coins, threw them to the little novice, and asked with a smile: "Hey, little monk, I didn't expect you to lie." It's much better than me, but it's a little worse than my big brother Li. ”
"Amitabha."
The little monk put the copper coin into his sleeve, put his hands together and said: "The donor smiled, this is the order of the host, and the little monk does not dare to slack off." ”
Chen Anan laughed and said, "It's still the eldest brother who is right, as long as you have money, the Buddha has to come to beg you." ”
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For two days in a row, Song Yuchen and others were played by Li Qi, running around. almost turned the entire Bianjing City upside down, tired and half dead, but I didn't see Li Qi's figure. Now, I only see people on the street, and when I meet people, I ask if I have seen Li Qi, but no one knows Li Qi's whereabouts.
On the sparkling Jinshui River, a small pleasure boat floats on it.
Suddenly, a depressed sigh came from above the pleasure boat, and Li Qi was seen lying in the cabin. Holding Erlang's legs, he looked ahead blankly, and said, "In such a narrow space, it's a waste to be without a beautiful woman." The hateful Feng Yinu dared to release my pigeons. ”
It turned out that Feng Yinu was coming at the beginning, but she saw that the ship was so big, and Yelu Gu Yu and the others were not there. I was a little timid in my heart, so I temporarily changed my mind and did not get on the boat. But Li Qiqi didn't eat supper all night, and he didn't look for Yelu Guyu, because he knew that there must be eyeliner around the Qin Mansion.
"Ouch, junior sister, junior sister, come on, catch another big fish for your brother, haha, we have a good mouth at noon today."
There was another shout from Ma Qiao outside, and the voice was full of excitement, but it set off Li Qi's desolation even more. These two ri, but Ma Qiao is very happy, or that sentence, to be able to get along with Lu Meimei in such a narrow space, life is like this, what more can a husband ask for.
Li Qi was about to cry when he heard this, and said sadly: "I think that I Li Qi has four wives who are as beautiful as flowers, and everyone says that I enjoy the blessings of all people, but I can't imagine that I will also be reduced to electric lights, alas, who dares to be worse than me." ”
As soon as the words fell, Lu Meimei came to the front and said, "Master-?" ”
Do you have to help them cook? I don't want to live anymore. Li Qi had tears in his eyes, and said lightly: "I heard it, the guy in Maqiao caught a fish, but I'm in a bad mood today, you guys take care of it yourself, I'll eat ready-made, oh, you two will send it to me after eating, I like to be lonely." ”
"Huh? Oh. ”
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And just like that, another riddle passed.
"Bu Shuai, Bu Shuai, come out quickly."
Li Qi was sleeping soundly, and when he heard someone calling him outside, he opened his eyes in a daze and said, "What's the matter?" ”
"Gao Yanei, they're here."
"What?"
Li Qi woke up suddenly, took a look out of the cabin, and saw that there was suddenly a big ship on the side, and Gao Yanei's sāo bag stood on the deck, his hands on his hips, and said, "Li Qi, I finally found you." ”
Li Qi looked up and said, "This is all for you to find, Yanei, you are really amazing." ”
"Wowhaha, that's a matter of saying."
Suddenly, there was another heavy cough on the deck, and I saw Gao Ya's face tightened, turned around, and said, "Daddy, Uncle Bai, Second Uncle Cai, look, Li Qi is here." ”
After a while, Gao Yu, Cai Xuan, and Bai Shizhong appeared on the deck.
Li Qi was stunned and said: "Tai Lieutenant, old man, second master, why are you all here?" ”
Bai Shizhong said: "You kid is embarrassed to say, now that the entire government and the opposition have been turned upside down by you, we have nothing to do." ”
Cai Qian said: "Li Qi, the emperor asked me to wait for the message to you, but it is enough." ”
Gao Yu smiled: "You are so self-conscious." Kang'er, let's go. ”
"Li Qi, let's go first, you swim slowly, haha."
The big ship started suddenly, and a wave rushed over it, almost overturning the little boat of Richie. Li Qi raised his middle finger without hesitation and said, "Damn! I don't understand the traffic rules, if you do this, you will die. ”
Ma Qiao, a landlubber, was even more frightened, and said, "Bu Shuai, what should I do now?" ”
"What else can I do? Go back. Alas, there's no need to play! ”
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In the evening, it was the time to eat, and the drunken immortal residence was full of seats, and it was very lively.
"Master Li."
"Master Li is here."
"Yo! Master Li, you finally showed up, don't you know, some people are looking for you all over the street now. ”
When those guests saw Li Qi's sudden arrival, they were all startled, and then quickly surrounded them and talked nonsense.
Li Qi said, "Really? I've been out on a long trip recently, and I wonder what those people are looking for me. ”
"I won't know about that."
"It seems to be Song Yuchen and them."
"And a lot of people. Do you owe them money? ”
"Do you think I look like someone who owes money?" Li Qi glanced at the man, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I already know about this matter, you are going to order food today, you will be polite to me, and someone will come to settle the bill later." ”
"Is it true?"
"Believe it or not, anyway, I won't let you pay for it tonight."
As soon as these words fell, I heard a chaotic sound, and then I still surrounded Li Qi's guests. Now they all sat back, calling the bartender hoarsely, for fear of falling behind, and looked extremely excited.
Li Qi smiled, let out a sigh of relief, and sat down in a random chair. At this time, Tian Qi suddenly came over and said, "Big brother, have you eaten?" For example, today's box on the rénjiān is still empty. ”
Li Qi shook his head and said, "Keep that box for me, it will be useful later." ”
"Oh."
In less than a moment, I saw a group of people coming in outside, it was Song Yuchen, Zou Zijian and others.
"The economy makes. Economic envoy, you are finally willing to show up, but let's find it. ”
When Song Yuchen and the others saw Li Qi, they were so excited that they were about to cry. These few ri's tosses them enough.
The pigs that came to the door to be slaughtered, if I didn't slaughter them, I was really sorry for the villagers. Li Qi didn't get up either, and sat in the middle of the hall. Waving his hand, he said: "Don't don't, I'm not an economic envoy now, you still call me Master Li." ”
Zou Zijian said with a smile: "How can I be, in the whole world, except for you, I still have the ability to be this economic envoy." ”
Li Qi sighed and said: "Brother cheap, I remember that you didn't say that at the beginning, you seem to be talking about something, I'm a cook, don't you just cook well, why do you have to be an official, isn't it asking for guilt." Don't hide it from the cheap brother, thinking about the number at home, I think the cheap brother is reasonable, I'm going to come back to cook today, I hope you will have a lot of cheers! ”
"Ouch, Master Li is coming back, that's great."
"We're going to be back."
"Yes, if Master Li returns to the Drunken Immortal Residence, I will charter this table."
A crowd of guests began to heckle there.
Li Qi was so moved that he arched his hand and said: "Everyone is so supportive, I really don't know what to say." ”
Zou Zijian's heart is not at the same level as Li Qi after all, he panicked, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no, that's just Zou Mou's drunken words, you can't take it seriously, you can't take it seriously, economic envoy, if you don't make this economic envoy, it will be a loss for the people of the world, Zou is not talented, and I am willing to ask for economic envoys on behalf of the people of the world to focus on the common people of the world and re-serve as an economic envoy." ”
Li Qi wowed and said, "I said brother, you are exaggerating." Boasting is not such a boast, can you replace the people of the world? I really don't know what to say. ”
"What the economic envoy said is that this is a slip of the tongue of Zou, how can Zou be virtuous, how can he replace the people of the world." Zou Zijian is now about to be hanged by his father, even if Li Qi beats him hard, he has to accompany him with a smile.
Li Qi sighed and said, "I'm a little thirsty." ”
Zou Zijian's fat body suddenly became vigorous, and in the blink of an eye, he handed over a cup of tea and said, "Economic envoy, please drink tea." ”
Li Qi frowned and said, "It seems that the cheap brother still looks at me unpleasantly." ”
I've done it all, what else do you want me to do? Zou Zijian was about to cry, squeezed out a smile from between his teeth, and said, "How do you say this from the economy?" ”
Li Qi coughed lightly and said, "On such a hot day, you make me such a hot cup of tea, don't you want to burn me to death." ”
"It's simple, isn't it just a fan cold."
At this time, there was another laugh on the side, and then a pu fan was handed to Zou Zijian.
Li Qi turned his head and saw that it was Hong Tianjiu holding this pu fan in his hand, with a sly smile on his face, and Zhou Hua and Chai Cong were standing behind him. He smiled bitterly, "Why did you three come here?" ”
Chai Cong said with a smile: "Naturally, I came here to see the excitement, otherwise I came to eat grass." ”
Graze? Li Qi coughed lightly and said, "Chai Cong, please pay attention to your words, don't damage the reputation of the shop." ”
Hong Tianjiu sent the fan forward again and shouted, "Hey, fat man, do you fan or not?" ”
The audience suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes fell on Zou Zijian's body.
Li Qi looked at him with a smile, but he didn't make a sound.
Zou Zijian stared at the pu fan, the fat on his left cheek trembled slightly, the fat face became shiny, he suddenly closed his eyes, breathed a sigh of relief, opened his eyes again, and reached out to take the pu fan.
"Zijian."
Song Yuchen suddenly grabbed his hand, and whispered to Li Qi: "Economic envoy, can you take a step to speak." ”
"What?"
Li Qi heard it sideways, and suddenly shouted: "Song Gongzi plans to treat again?" What the? I also invited all the guests in the store to eat, wow! It's really bold enough. He stood up as he spoke, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, Song Gongzi is in a good mood today, and he said that he wants to have a treat, so thank you Song Gongzi soon." ”
Song Yuchen was stunned.
Li Qi glanced at it with a smile in his eyes and said, "Song Gongzi, did I hear it wrong?" ”
Song Yuchen was slightly stunned, and hurriedly said: "No, no." He turned to the guests and said, "I'm here to entertain you, you're welcome." ”
Li Qi hurriedly added: "Whoever is polite looks down on our No. 1 talent in Tokyo." ”
This genius screamed extremely ironically.
Hong Tianjiu shouted: "Big brother, your store is full of vegetarian dishes now, who has an appetite for eating." ”
Ouch, why did I forget this, and slaughtered a few pounds of meat, what a pity. Li Qi said: "Song Gongzi treats guests, of course, wine first." ”
This drunken immortal residence is notoriously expensive in the world, of course, if someone treats you, then you have to say something else.
The guests' eyes flashed, and they applauded, and they thanked Song Yuchen one after another. Song Yuchen didn't have the time to enjoy this cheer now, so he prevaricated a few words casually, and then said to Li Qi: "Economic envoy, that." ”
Li Qi raised his hand and said, "Forget about this fan." However, if it is to talk about personal matters, I don't have a deep friendship with you, and besides, I am a cook, you are a genius, and if you can't fight together, there is nothing to talk about. If you talk about business, you, hehe, are not qualified enough. ”
Song Yuchen and the others' faces changed.
Li Qi's face also changed, he squinted at Zou Zijian, and said disdainfully: "Little bitch, don't put on such a pitiful expression, I won't sympathize with you, but I won't take the opportunity to bully you, it's not that I'm a bullshit gentleman, it's just that you don't even have the qualifications to be bullied by me." Isn't it clear enough to stand here and do something? A talented person should understand the reason. ”
The highest level of stepping on people is to be a piece of shit when the other party is a piece of shit, and if you step on it, you are afraid that your feet will be dirty.
At this point, Song Yuchen and the others also understood that if they stood down any longer, they would only be embarrassed, so they said goodbye, and then turned around and walked towards the door.
"Remember to pay before leaving, our store will not take credit." Li Qi did not forget to add.
(At the beginning of a new week, ask for recommendations, ask for monthly passes, and ask for all kinds of requests.) (To be continued......)