"Push-ups are all about building your arm strength, like I did.... Make 10,000, not even one! Lu Bu said, making a look.

"It's as simple as that, hehe... I can do it for a day. ”

Li Yuanba glanced at Xiang Yu and said provocatively: "Big man, let's compare and see who does it longer." ”

"Compare to compare."

Xiang Yu was also very unconvinced, and said in his heart: "You can lose to anyone, and you must not lose to a child." ”

Immediately afterwards, he and Li Yuanba lay on the ground and continued to compete, and the soldiers next to them counted.

"Let them do it here, let's go back to the Assassin Mansion to drink." Lu Bu took a group of generals to the Assassin's Mansion.

The banquet has been set up, and it is ready to be seated.

There were many people who attended the banquet, Wen was headed by Xiao He and Chen Gong, Wu was headed by Zhang Liao, Luo Cheng, and Fan Lihua, except for Xiang Yu and Li Yuanba, almost all of them came, filling the entire living room.

Lu Bu sat down and said: "After several months of hard fighting, we finally repelled Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Yuan Shu, and established our position in Xuzhou. To have today's situation, I am full of patience for your help, I respect everyone! ”

"My lord, please."

The generals lifted the bottle and drank it all.

"Ahem, ahem..." However, when the wine was in the bottle, all the generals choked on the liquor and coughed.

"Lord, what kind of wine is this, so powerful." Zhang Liao stuck out his tongue.

"It's so spicy, my throat feels like it's on fire." Fan Lihua's eyes rolled and she fanned hard with her hands.

Luo Cheng took a look, also raised the wine bottle, took a small sip, and exclaimed: "This wine is really strong, like a knife cut." "He rarely drinks alcohol, and he just faked it.

"Hahaha..." Lu Brown laughed loudly: "My name is fairy wine, it was just brewed when you set out on the expedition, and the price is five hundred yuan a catty, which can be regarded as a sky-high wine." ”

After the wine, Zhang Liao's eyes lit up and he said happily: "It's really good wine." ”

"It's a good wine, indeed."

"Although it was a little strong at first, after the strength of the wine, it was full of aftertaste." The generals couldn't help but praise.

The fairy wine was praised, as early as Lu Bu expected, but he didn't expect that Luo Wei didn't drink alcohol, and now he is reluctant to leave his mouth when he drinks fairy wine.

Xiao He looked at Chen Gong and said with a smile: "Mr. Gongtai, I have heard that you are well-informed, well-versed in ancient and modern times, have you ever seen such paper?" ”

He pulled a letter from his bosom.

In the past, it was made of bamboo slips, but now it is made in imitation of the Tang Dynasty, two pieces of cardboard paper, with a rectangular white paper sandwiched in the middle, and the content of the fold is written on the rectangular white paper.

Chen Gong took the fold in his hand, opened it carefully, and said in surprise: "It's really a good paper." Lord Xiao, where did you get this blank paper? ”

"How? That's not a bad blank slate, right? ”

"Not bad, not bad, very good." Chen Gong couldn't put it down.

"I don't have much in my hand, for the sake of our good relationship, I'll sell you a little, do you want it?"

"To be... I want as much as I want. Chen Gong said without hesitation. I thought that with such a good white paper, no matter how expensive it is, it can't be too expensive.

Lu Bu laughed and said, "Mr. Gongtai, don't listen to my father-in-law, this blank paper was also made some time ago, it is our own blank paper, we can have as much as we want." ”

"It's our own, too?" Chen Gong was pleasantly surprised.

"yes."

Chen Gong said excitedly: "Then I'll take a little bit back, it's feasible?" ”

"No problem, I'm just wiping my butt with him now, if you don't get used to using bamboo blocks, you can also go and get some blank paper. I tried it and it was good. Lu Bu said jokingly.

Chen Gong was speechless...

When Xiao He heard this, he was glared at by the angry blowing beard: "I am the first paper in the world, I am reluctant to even use it to write..." ”

He looked at the generals in the hall and said angrily: "You all listen to me, who dares to wipe my ass with white paper... Rub, I'm not done with him. ”

"Hahaha..." The generals laughed.

After the banquet, Chen Gongzhen went to Xiao He and received a lot of blank paper, which he took home like a treasure.

Lu Bu went to the school field to take a look, Xiang Yu and Li Yuanba were still doing push-ups there, and the soldiers next to them were counting with admiration: "4456, 4457.... ”

"Damn, I've done more than 4,000 of them, cow!"

Lu Bu tried it when he first crossed over, and he made a maximum of four thousand. Of course, at that time, he was not completely familiar with Lu Bu's body, and his combat strength was slightly weaker, if he did push-ups now, he was confident that he would do thousands more.

But Xiang Yu and Li Yuanba have done more than 4,000 of them, and their faces are not red or breathless, which shows that their arm strength is above him.

Back in the backyard of the Thorn Mansion, Lu Bu saw Diao Chan's bulging belly, and couldn't help but step forward and touch it: "Cicada, how old is our child a few months old?" ”

"It's been four months."

"Time flies so fast, it's been four months in a flash, and when he is born next year, it will be the harvest season of the people, a good omen. I'll have to come up with a nice name for him. ”

Diao Chan leaned on Lu Bu's shoulder very happily and said, "Husband, you treat me so well. ”

"You are my wife, of course I will treat you well." Holding Diao Chan for a long time, Lu Bu raised his eyebrows lightly and said, "I thought of a good name." Just call him (her) Lu people, how about it? ”

"Ahh It's ugly. ”

"Lu Fengshou?"

"It's still ugly."

"Lu Baifeng?"

Diao Chan was crazy, and said cautiously: "Husband, can you give me a nice name." ”

"Hey, I thought about it again. How about calling Lu Baisheng? How good it is to win all battles. With this victorious son, plus my victorious father, it will definitely sweep Kyushu, and no one can stop it. ”

Diao Chan had a dark face and didn't want to speak.

"Well, I'll admit, I'm not very good at choosing names, let's talk about that later." Lu Bu looked embarrassed.

Turn off the lantern and sleep.

Early the next morning, Lu Bu went to the school and found that the competition between Xiang Yu and Li Yuanba had not ended. Xiang Yu's hands trembled, his face was flushed, and the speed of ups and downs was getting slower and slower, and it seemed that he couldn't hold it anymore. But Li Yuanba still looked relaxed, and kept provoking Xiang Yu: "Come on, come on, I'm sixteen thousand." ”

Xiang Yu finally lay on the ground, sticking out his tongue in exhaustion.

"Oh oh oh... I won, I won. Li Yuanba jumped up happily and ran away with the drum urn and golden hammer.

Lu Bu walked up to Xiang Yu, helped Xiang Yu up, and said, "Brother don't mind, my righteous son is so stupid, if you offend you in any way, you can look at my face and laugh at it, how about it?" ”