Chapter 0033: Disaster from the Sky
Fang Jue stayed in the Summer Palace, although he was a proton, he didn't have to go to the court every day to check in and sign in like other ministers of the Celestial Empire. His task is very simple and great, that is, to stay in the capital Chang'an, live well, and live well for His Majesty the Emperor to be a pawn to control the world.
"Young master, where did you get the kite?"
The maid picked up a paper kite from the yard, but Fang Jue didn't think so.
"Young master, there is your name on it."
Li'er doesn't know much, but Fang Jue still recognizes the two words, she saw that on the kite with butterflies, Fang Jue was written in the middle seat, and a turtle was drawn behind. This is not intentionally saying that his young master is a turtle, and he also intends to float into the Summer Palace, this is not an obvious intentional provocation.
Fang Jue took the kite and looked at it, the turtle was a little unlike, a graffiti work, but the two words were written very beautifully, the strokes were soft and elegant, and at first glance it was a woman's handwriting, and it should still be a talented woman. Do you have a fate with a woman in your life, how can you offend a woman wherever you go?
Fang Jue was so angry that he actually tore the kite apart, and then crumpled it into a ball.
"Bold, you dare to destroy my kite, you compensate me for the kite."
At this moment, in the inner courtyard of the Summer Palace, a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl watched Fang Jue tear up her kite, and then shouted angrily at Fang Jue.
For the sudden intruder, Nan Feng and Xiao Yue immediately stood vigilantly beside Fang Jue. The kite in Fang Jue's hand had turned into a paper ball at this moment.
"This is yours? Take it. ”
Fang Jue threw the kite paper ball and threw it right at the little girl's feet.
The little girl was dressed very ordinarily, not like a maid in the palace, nor like a young lady with any background. looks very cute, with a pair of big eyes looking at the kite paper ball on the ground, and then at Fang Jue.
"You compensate me for the kite, or I will punish you."
The little girl's tone was not small, and she said neither humbly nor arrogantly, her temperament did not match her dress.
"Where did the girl come from, she dared to be presumptuous here, and she didn't leave quickly."
Nan Feng looked at the little girl, looking angry, but he wasn't worried about Fang Jue's safety, so he just wanted to scare and scare and let her leave.
"Little sister, how do you want me to compensate you?"
Fang Jue asked Nan Feng to retreat at this time, afraid that Nan Feng's fierce image would scare the little girl. Fang Jue remembered the words and turtles on the kite, and looked at the little girl, this kite is hers, so is she the one who writes and draws pictures and scolds herself.
"Who's your little sister, you... You tore my kite with your hands, I'm going to cut off your hands, you do it yourself. ”
The little girl thought for a while, the kite was ruined, and she was angry, so she pouted and said.
A little girl wants to cut off someone's hands, so naturally. Fang Jue and the others were stunned, where did the crazy girl come from. At a young age, he learned to be so cruel.
The scene was suddenly a little embarrassing, and after holding it for a while, Fang Jue couldn't help laughing, Nan Feng and the others also laughed, and even Li'er and Bi'er on the side covered their mouths and laughed. What kind of person is Fang Jue, the number one evil boy in Jiangning County, if you want to cut off his hand, isn't it more a joke than a joke.
"You trespassed on the Summer Palace, and the kite passed the book to scold me, according to the laws of the Celestial Empire, you should be fined ten lashes and then thrown out."
Fang Jue came to the Celestial Empire and read books in the Fangfu Library for more than ten days, and the laws of the Celestial Empire were naturally a must-read.
"However, seeing that you are so cute, Young Master Ben will let you go, you can go."
Fang Jue couldn't really bother with a little girl, so he sat down on the stone bench next to him after speaking.
"Don't drink, I'm serious."
Fang Jue had just picked up the teacup on the stone table, when he was suddenly snatched by the little girl, and then fell to the ground.
This is tribute tea, specially sent by the princess, it has just been brewed, and the little girl knocked over the first cup to the ground, Fang Jue was suddenly stunned, and then stopped Nan Feng and the others from approaching. Nan Feng and the others are also very conscious, the boring days have just begun, it is rare for someone to provoke Fang Jue, so let the young master be happy.
"Little girl, you are so rude, you are not afraid of me being angry, I am a bad brother that everyone is afraid of."
Fang Jue didn't care about the little girl's rudeness and naked threats, but just thought it was a little funny. After coming to the Celestial Empire for so long, only others are afraid of themselves, and they have long been accustomed to this kind of life.
"Hmph, don't be afraid, if you have anything bad, just come out."
The little girl was obviously not afraid of Fang Jue at all, but felt that Fang Jue was not afraid of herself, which was somewhat interesting, so she also sat down.
Fang Jue watched the little girl sit down, so he poured a cup of tea for the little girl with a wicked smile, and also poured a cup for himself.
The little girl watched Fang Jue hand the teacup to herself, thinking that Fang Jue was convinced, so she snorted, and then took the teacup and drank it in one gulp.
The little girl drank the tea, and then put the cup on the stone table heavily, it was really loud, and the two big eyes stared at Fang Jue, wanting to continue to see how bad Fang Jue's performance was.
"Is it good?"
"So-so."
"Do you feel anything?"
"It's kind of bitter."
A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Fang Jue's mouth, looking at the little girl's big eyes, how could that kind of innocent child's anger scare Fang Jue.
"You yourself were poisoned by me with the most powerful poison in the world, but you don't know, what a ridiculous girl."
Fang Jue deliberately shook his head and looked at the other party with disdain, he wanted to tease this little girl who didn't know the height of the sky.
"Ah, you... You dare to drug me, you... You're dead. ”
The little girl was really a little scared, and she didn't eat anything other than the tea she had just drunk. The little girl tried to throw it up, coughing dryly while trying to clasp her mouth. It looks very embarrassing, but it also looks cute.
"When death is on the verge of death, it is still so rampant, the poison in you, only I can cure it in the world, when the poison is on, it will start to rot from your stomach, little by little, and then your face will be full of poisonous sores, and flies will always be circling around you..."
Fang Jue saw that the little girl's face was so pale with fright, her whole body trembled a little, she curled up on the ground, holding her little head, and seemed to dare not listen anymore.
Wow, the little girl was so frightened that she cried.
"Woo... If you don't play, you bully people, and my father-in-law will let my father cut off your head. ”
"Poof..."
Fang Jue took a sip of tea and sprayed it on the little girl's face, and Fang Jue looked at the little girl in front of her in a daze.
"Male... Princess? ”
It can't be such a coincidence, this little girl is actually a princess. No wonder you can avoid the palace guards unscrupulously, and you can still fly kites in the palace, no one cares!
Fang Jue was suddenly a little nervous, offending the princess, it was a big crime. Nan Feng and the others on the side also heard it, they would rather believe that this is true, in the palace, who dares to pretend to be a princess, this is what a disaster fell from heaven, how could a princess come out.
"Are you really a princess?"
"This princess is a princess, why don't you give me the antidote quickly."
This little girl is indeed a princess, the youngest daughter of Emperor Ye Yunlong, her name is Ye Yao, she is fourteen years old this year, she is at the age of deviance, she has always admired the county lord Ye Ling'er, and regarded Ye Ling'er as her idol, so she often went to Luoyang Palace, Ling'er Luoyang to play. Ye Linger disdains to play with this princess who doesn't know anything, the difference is only a few years, but the generation gap is not small. But this time, Ye Ling'er miraculously accepted her cousin princess, Ye Ling'er, who had a wicked smile, and wanted to use the princess to rectify Fang Jue. How could Princess Ye Yao see that Ye Ling'er was using her, she was quite happy to be sold, she was coaxed to change her clothes, and then asked her to go to Yihexuan to find her kite before she could agree to play with her. The simple Ye Yao went to the Summer Palace, it was really unfortunate, she happened to see Fang Jue tearing the kite apart, how could she not be angry in her heart.