Zhang Wuliu knelt on the ground, sobbing constantly, sad like a baby in the confinement, "Last night, two Jinyiwei arrived at the house and told me that my father-in-law was Jinyiwei, and I immediately understood why my father-in-law couldn't think about it, he didn't have the face to see his grandfather!" ”

"It's true that Lao Liu is a Jinyiwei, but he hasn't done anything to be sorry for me, I can understand his hardships, and I don't blame him. If he had known earlier and had a long talk with him, he wouldn't have been unable to think about it. ”

Ma Du suddenly slapped the table and kicked Zhang Wuliuyi, "Tell me about you heartless person, you can't think about it, or I can't stand you anymore." ”

"Grandpa doesn't have a place to live with me, it's because I'm afraid that I can't live with my grandfather, and it's for my grandfather to go back to my hometown!"

"Good for me?"

"Hmm!" Zhang Wuliu got up from the ground and closed the door, and said mysteriously: "The Jinyi guard who came yesterday told me that I would continue to be a spy in Fangshan to take over my father-in-law's vacancy, and write down what my grandfather does every day and hand it over to them." ”

Belch...... really served these brocade guards, and found such a clever person as Zhang Wuliu.

"I am my grandfather's personal soldier, so naturally I can't live with my grandfather, but I am also afraid of Jinyiwei in my heart. As soon as Chunhua and I got together, they planned to move back to their hometown, so that their bad ideas would not be able to hit their grandfather. ”

Ma Du stretched out his hand and knocked on his head, "You are really confused, if you don't do it, someone else will do it, and in the future, Jinyiwei will send a smart and clever person to the house, I don't know who it is, isn't it worse?" ”

Zhang Wuliu was stunned for a long time before nodding, "What Grandpa said seems to make sense, so I took this errand and monitored Grandpa every day?" ”

Under Ma Du's persuasion, Zhang Wuliu stayed, and after finishing Lao Liu's funeral, Ma Du took him to a trip to Jinyiwei after the first seven months, and became a real Jinyiwei in the register.

Yang Shuping laughed, the person who was being monitored brought the spy to register, this kind of absurd thing was the first in their Jinyiwei.

Ma Du also laughed, in his opinion, it was not ridiculous at all, this was just a trivial compensation given by Lao Zhu to Lao Liu's death and a little show of favor to Ma Du.

At noon, Yang Shuping invited Ma Du to a meal, and from time to time he ordered Zhang Wuliu's subordinates to teach him how to monitor Ma Du. Of course he was joking, but what made people laugh was that Zhang Wuliu took it seriously.

He didn't eat when Ma Du was eating, but he ran outside the door to look at Ma Du, and then took a pen and paper to write and draw, making the whole family confused.

When Madu went to the hut, he was on tiptoe and peeking around, so that people didn't have any sense of convenience. The most annoying thing is that when I make love with my mother-in-law, I always feel that there is a figure with a pen and paper outside the window.

Zhang Wuliu obviously couldn't write, so he was very curious about what he wrote in the notebook, and asked him to come over and take a look. I saw a big-headed stickman drawn on the booklet, either eating and drinking, or sleeping in class.

If you don't use this stickman, it's Madu, but what is the black lump next to it?

"! Grandpa's! Zhang Wuliu plucked out the boogers from his nose and bounced them out far away.

"It's! I thought it was a mountain. Ma Du then flipped down, and saw two stickmen hugging each other, one of the stickmen grinned and had a hairpin stuck in his head, no need to ask if this was Song Shuang, if he knew that Zhang Wuliu painted him like this, he would definitely deduct his monthly money.

"Five or Six, what's the smoking pillar painted next to this? Is it a chimney in a workshop? ”

"No, it's half a pillar of incense, it's the time for grandpa and Mrs. to make love!"

Ma Du was furious, "Nonsense, when have I been less than a stick of incense!" ”

"Grandpa, don't brag, the night of the second year of junior high school was obviously half a pillar of incense,"

"Oh, I slept in Uzhna's room that night, and the rhythm was not under my control." Ma Du patted the booklet in his hand, "Are these going to be handed over to the top?" ”

"Yes, in two days I will take a car to the city after changing shifts with the deflated head, there is a big locust tree on the east side of Xuanwu Lake, and there is an old owl's nest on it, just put things on it. Grandpa, you said that such an important thing, if it wasn't wrapped in oiled paper, it would have rained and it didn't come in time to pick it up, and it wouldn't be good if it got wet. ”

"Whatever you want, just be happy!"

Ma Du believes that the people of Jinyiwei have seen Zhang Wuliu's secret letter, and will not be interested in seeing the second time, Zhang Wuliu is destined to become the most relaxed and comfortable Jinyiwei secret agent in the history of the Ming Dynasty, but such a spacious road, he still played with the overturned car and Ma Du on the car was unlucky.

That day, Ma Du just came out of the bathroom after taking a bath, and saw Zhang Wuliu lying on the opposite side of the bathroom window writing and drawing, and Ma Du was stunned, "Grandpa, why are you taking a bath in the women's bathroom?" ”

"The men's bathroom is occupied, so of course I'll go to the women's bathroom."

Zhang Wuliu knocked on the window, "Then which one is here with a big head and a round waist?" ”

"Ah...... My body has been looked at by others, I have no face to see people, I don't live anymore! "There was a earth-shattering cry from the tiger girl in the bathroom.

The woman next to her was secretive when she encountered such a thing, and the tiger girl wrapped her fat body in a blanket, crying all over the yard, and soon the whole family knew about the grandfather and Zhang Wuliu peeping at the tiger girl taking a bath.

Zhang Wuliu was naturally unlucky, and was dragged home by Chunhua to clean up.

The tiger girl cried, made trouble and hanged herself, Song Shuang also joined in the fun, and pointed at Ma Du with grief and indignation, "I have long known that the tiger girl is a big fish from the Chang family who wants to be your roommate, but I didn't expect that after so many years, you are still thinking about this piece of fat in your heart!" Then he hugged the tiger girl and cried.

The tiger girl is indeed a piece of fat, but she can't arouse Ma Du's appetite, and she is disgusting when she sees it too much. Coveting the beauty of the tiger girl? That would be a lifelong stigma for Mado.

Tiger Girl's man, who is also the fat cook in the family, also came to Ma Du, and generously said that he could let Hu Niu serve Ma Du for two days on the first and fifteenth days of the new year, just begging Ma Du not to break up their husband and wife fate in their previous life.

"Who scarces your mother-in-law!" Ma Du was furious and drove the fat cook away, until Xu Xiaopei pulled out a ruby from his head and inserted it on the head of the tiger girl, the tiger girl finally stopped, and showed the maid next to her that this was the compensation for the grandfather peeking at her body, it seems that this stigma is destined to not be washed away.

Ma Du treated Xu Xiaopei for half a night that night, tired and had a sore back, and someone came to dig the door less than an hour after he fell asleep. He shouted impatiently: "There is something in the middle of the night that can't be said tomorrow." ”

I only heard the old grandson outside the door shouting: "Grandpa, Shen Yuan came here, saying that he was looking for you in an emergency!" ”

Ma Du reluctantly touched Xu Xiaopei's smooth body, "Arrange a guest room for him to live in first, and talk about the big things tomorrow." ”

I only heard Shen Wansan shouting in a mournful voice outside: "Grandpa rescued Shen, Jinyiwei raided my home and searched for me!" ”