Chapter 94: If you don't have money, then make an IOU
After having an experience, the second time I made the flower mandarin duck tasted a lot more delicious, and Cheng Chubi alone was able to eat one.
"Pony, Princess Gaoyang is here." Just when Cheng Chubi was eating with a greasy face, a figure came to Cheng Chubi's side and said.
"Gao Yang? What is she doing here? Please let her in. Cheng Chubi stood up, hurriedly found a plate and turned the other mandarin duck called Hua upside down and hid it. Originally, this was just for Cheng Tiancheng to eat, but they really didn't dare to eat it, this was a mandarin duck raised by Her Royal Highness the Princess, how could they dare to eat it?
Don't eat and pull down, Cheng Chubi is going to keep it for supper at night.
"Huh? What did you just eat? Why is it so fragrant? Gao Yang walked in, sniffed hard and asked. Then with joy in his heart, he ran to the side of the plate that was buckled upside down next to him, and lifted the plate open.
A mandarin duck named Hua appeared in her sight.
Princess Gaoyang couldn't help but be overjoyed, Qianqianyu pressed her hand on the body of the mandarin duck named Hua, ripped off a fat and fragrant leg, and ate it in a big gulp.
"Yes, it tastes good, I'll take this chicken back when I go back, and it just so happens that I haven't eaten anything today." Princess Gao Yang said as she ate.
"You're a dog, huh? Do you smell it? Cheng Chubi is really speechless, she has already hidden the name of the mandarin duck so well, she can find out? Don't think of yourself as an outsider, right?
"Nonsense, you put the plate upside down in the center of the table, even a fool knows there's something inside." Princess Gaoyang glanced at Cheng Chubi with considerable disdain, and said, "What kind of chicken is this?" It tastes so good? ”
"It's duck!" Cheng Chubi corrected.
"It's clearly chicken." Princess Gao Yang said.
"It's duck!" Cheng Chubi said dissatisfiedly.
"Horse, it's actually a mandarin duck." Cheng Di muttered quietly beside him, looking at it with drooling, but he didn't dare to eat. Chai Lingyu's majesty, they don't dare to provoke.
"Long-winded!" Cheng Chubi glared at Cheng Di fiercely, then sat down and said, "Say, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, you came to find so-and-so, what happened to the ground?" ”
"Didn't you say the day before yesterday that you are omnipotent and omniscient?" Princess Gaoyang looked at Cheng Chubi and said, "Guess what's the matter with me looking for you." ”
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard the other party's words, and said: "Even if I am omnipotent and omniscient, I am not a roundworm in your stomach, how can I know what you think?" ”
"It seems that you are not very good, Yuan Tianshi can calculate other people's hearts at a glance, you don't have this ability."
"Fart! If Yuan Tiangang was really clever, he wouldn't have been beaten up by me last time, so he quickly said, what the hell are you looking for? ”
"Have you heard about the Chronicles of the Clans?"
"I heard."
"Father is very angry now."
"Money!"
"Can you just have money in your eyes?"
"Gold!"
"Can you not only have gold in your eyes?" Princess Gaoyang's voice was a little higher.
"I can't." Cheng Chubi stood up, rubbed his greasy hand on Princess Gaoyang's shoulder, and then said slowly: "As the so-called money travels all over the world, it is difficult to move an inch without money, money can make ghosts grind, no money can only grind ghosts, there is nothing in this world that money can't do, a thousand taels of gold can't be done, then another thousand taels!" ”
"Okay, I'll give you a thousand gold!"
"Bring it!"
"But I don't have that much now, can I owe it first?"
"Then write an IOU, Cheng Tianchengdi, go to the study of this horse to get pen, ink, paper and inkstone." Cheng Chubi said. Cheng Tiancheng hurriedly ran out, and after a while, he brought pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.
Princess Gaoyang looked at Cheng Chubi with a strange expression, this person actually has a study? The people of the Cheng family even have a study?
"Write it." Seeing that Cheng Di had polished the ink, Cheng Chubi spoke.
"Humph!" Princess Gaoyang snorted dissatisfied, then walked to the edge of the table and began to write: "Today, I Gaoyang owes Cheng a thousand gold!" ”
After writing, Princess Gaoyang handed the paper to Cheng Chubi and said, "Oh, here you go!" ”
"What's this?"
"An IOU!"
"That's not how the IOU is written, forget it, with your current IQ, you don't know how to write an IOU at all, so let's say I'll write it." Cheng Chubi said, this IOU can't be sloppy, this thousand gold, with the current situation in Datang, can be said to be a thousand taels of gold, or a thousand taels of copper, or even a thousand copper coins.
"IOU! Write the word 'IOU' at the beginning, and then write clearly on the line below it, 'Today, my Princess Gaoyang owes Cheng a thousand taels of gold, which will be repaid within a month, and if you can't pay it back within a month, it will be tripled.' Here it is written, 'Zhenguan 10th July 6th', yes, yes, and your name is signed, and then your handprint is enshrined. ”
Princess Gaoyang typed the IOU according to Cheng Chubi's instructions, and then handed it to Cheng Chubi, who couldn't help but show a faint smile on his face.
I didn't expect it so easy to fool a thousand taels of gold, great, really good, Cheng Chubi is not worried that Princess Gaoyang will not pay it back, Princess Gaoyang is Li Er's favorite daughter, not to mention a daughter, even if it is 10,000 gold, it is estimated that it will be no problem.
Cheng Chubi regretted it a little, knowing that it was so easy that she should have owed herself 10,000 taels of gold.
"Huh? Who is this Li Shu? "Seeing that the signature was 'Li Shu', Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little strange, does Datang have such a person? Princess Gaoyang isn't trying to fool me, is she?
"Cheng Chubi!" Hearing Cheng Chubi's words, Princess Gaoyang couldn't help but be angry.
"What are you angry about? I'm just curious about who this Li Shu is! ”
"Pony, this Li Shu is naturally the princess and me!"
"Aren't your name Gao Yang? Shouldn't it be called Li Gaoyang! ”
"Gao Yang is my title, and 'Li Shu' is my real name!"
"I really don't understand, your family's name is too complicated."
"I've written the IOU, now it's you!"
"I'll do something, don't worry!" Cheng Chubi picked up the pen, and then began to write on a blank piece of paper: "Li Dou Changsun, Cui Lu Zheng Wang, Feng Chen Zhuwei, Jiang Shen Han Yang, Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang ,......"
"What is this?"
"Hundred family names!"
"This Li should mean that our royal family, this Dou should be Queen Dou, the eldest grandson should be the eldest grandson queen, with this thing, my father should be very happy." Princess Gao Yang laughed happily, it seems that this stupid girl is not stupid.
"If you give more money, your father will be even happier." Cheng Chubi couldn't help but say.
"You gave it to me so easily, what would you do if I didn't have the money?" Princess Gao Yang couldn't help but smile playfully, it seemed that she was really happy.
"If you don't have the money to pay it back, then pay it back in ten days for thousands of miles in Jiangling." Cheng Chubi laughed evilly, and bit the word 'ten-day' very hard.
"Ten days of thousands of miles of Jiangling?" Princess Gao Yang looked at Cheng Chubi in confusion.
"Later, later." The smile on Cheng Chubi's face became even more evil, and the words 'in the future' Cheng Chubi bit very hard.
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In a wine shop in Pingkangfang, a handsome bald head was chatting with a group of Japanese people wearing sackcloth with moon-style heads and sackcloth at this time. These Japanese people looked at this handsome monk, their eyes were full of respect, and from time to time they excitedly shouted "Yo Xi Yo Xi".
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