Chapter 5: Drunk

A group of princes and princesses chanted poems against each other, Li Chen pouted, and there was no one who could come up with a row of noodles for anything.

Looking at Zhou Dacai, it was even more boring, standing there looking at his nose and nose, and he was about to fall asleep.

Eldest Sun Chong had already seen Li Chen, and he hated it in his heart, and now the entire Chang'an City knew that the prince of the dignified Guogong Mansion was thrown out by a guard of Princess Changle's Mansion, and every time he thought of it, his face hurt hotly,

Now Changsun Chong has one thought: revenge, revenge must be avenged, let him lose face first, and turn around to find someone to beat him, Changsun Chong thought beautifully.

The eldest grandson Chong thought very beautifully, and the expression on his face changed Li Chen looked at it in his heart, and said in his heart: If you dare to jump today, I will dare to beat you, anyway, your father is not a good thing.

But this time Changsun Chong seemed to be smart, this time he didn't speak, and exchanged a look with the little fat man Li Tai, and Li Tai nodded.

Li Chen said in his heart: It must be bad.

"This one behind Sister Changle is Li Chen, I don't know what Brother Li has to teach us about poetry and songs?" Li Tai and his cousin Sun Chong glanced at each other, and attacked Li Chen before the fight was finished.

Li Chen saw all this in his eyes, and said in his heart: This guy is not a good bird.

But Li Tai has a problem, Li Chen has to take it, poetry and songs? When I came to this place ten years ago, these things have not been used for more than ten years, and now I really have to think about it.

Princess Changle turned her back to Li Chen and naturally didn't see the disdain at the corner of Li Chen's mouth, but seeing the eyes exchanged between Changsun Chong and Li Tai, she naturally understood all this, and it was too late to exonerate Li Chen, Li Chen had already picked up the stubble.

"I can't talk about teaching, I also know some poetry and songs, since the four princes have put it forward, then I will be ugly." How could Li Chen give up every opportunity to perform in front of Changle.

Turning his head to look at Princess Changle, he said, "Please ask Your Highness to ask the question." ”

Changle looked at Li Chen with interest, and the desire to excuse him was gone, and now Princess Changle really wanted to see what Li Chen was capable of, and said in her heart: If he is good at martial arts and cooking, can he still write poetry and songs?

Before Changle could speak, he heard Changsun Chong speak: "This peach tree in this courtyard is in full bloom, why don't you use peach blossoms as the theme?" ”

Princess Changle listened to Changsun Chong's words and felt a trace of dissatisfaction in her heart, the national flower of the Tang Dynasty is a peony,

Princess Changle originally wanted Li Chen to use peony as the theme, but she really didn't expect that Changsun Chong would use peach blossoms to solve the problem.

Li Chen didn't care anyway, he looked at Princess Changle, that means that if you are willing to listen, I will take this job next, and if you don't want to, you will pull it down.

As a smart woman who has been passed down through the ages, Li Chen's eyes have long understood the meaning, and Princess Changle thought for a long time and replied: "Then let's take peach blossoms as the theme." ”

The four treasures of the study room have already been prepared, Li Chen looked at the wine jar and was already greedy, this time he finally had a reasonable excuse, picked up the wine jar and drank it by himself, Li Ke's eyes were full of appreciation, and the eyes of Princess Jinyang and others were surprised.

The wine they drink is the imperial sake, which is different from the folk turbid sake, which is only four or five degrees, and the sake of ordinary ministers' families is about 12 degrees, and their imperial sake, which is about 16 degrees.

Li Chen really didn't care too much about the degree of wine, he could still drink more than a pound of Erguotou in his previous life, and it was really not because of how good the wine was, it was purely because of his addiction to alcohol, and he really didn't take this thing seriously.

Princess Changle looked at Li Chen with an inexplicable look in her eyes.

After drinking a jar of wine, Li Chen casually threw the jar away.

Write with a stroke of the pen: Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy in Peach Blossom Nunnery;

The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money.

When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers;

Half-awake and half-drunk, day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse;

The dust of the car and the horse are full of the noble, and the wine cup and the flower branch are poor.

If you compare the rich with the poor, one on the flat earth and the other in the heavens;

If the poor are compared to chariots and horses, he has to drive me to be idle.

The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it;

I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields.

A large character jumped on the paper, the handwriting is thin, to thin without losing its flesh, its big characters can be seen especially in the graceful place, thin gold body.

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. So bohemian, he is like an unruly wild horse, and he looks down on everything, this is the real him. Princess Changle said silently.

Princess Li Mingda of Jinyang, there are little stars in her eyes, and the good flying white book written by Princess Jinyang is not much better than His Majesty Li Er, and now seeing such a chic thin gold body is like seeing a rare treasure.

"Sister Changle, lend me your guards for a few days." The little princess secretly stabbed Changle.

"The little girl who is a nymphomaniac, do you want me to ask my father to recruit him as a colt." Changle looked at the little princess and smiled.

"Sister Changle will make fun of me, I haven't married yet, and I still talk about others, ashamed." The little princess and Princess Changle were arguing on the side, although Princess Jinyang was a little younger, but in ancient times, she was also at the age of leaving the cabinet, and it was the time to commit nymphomaniac.

Seeing Li Chen lying under the tree on the side, there are four or five wine jars around him, he is sleeping heavily, although the degree of sake is low, he can't stand drinking too much, he has been in Datang for more than ten years, and he has not drunk the palace wine, and Li Chen drank too much on a whim.

Zhou Dacai sat next to Li Chen and guarded him like this.

Jiangzhou, Shanxi

An old man was chased by a tiger around the forest.

"Help, the tiger eats people, is there anyone?"

When the old man was helpless, a man rushed out of the forest, and hit the colorful tiger on the head with a stick, and a man and a tiger were confronting each other, and finally the tiger may not be able to stand the pressure of the black boss, and fled.

"Old man, are you alright?" The man reached out and helped the old man up.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's good that you're here, little brother, otherwise my old bones will be buried in the tiger's mouth, hahaha." The old man laughed.

"Little brother, where are you going?" The old man looked at the man and asked?

"I'm going to join the army."

"Oh, there is ambition, come, take my old man's waist card, which army they dare not want you." The old man said with a smile.

Looking at the waist card given by the old man, the man was stunned for a moment.

"Little brother, old man, I still have to leave beforehand, and I will see you again." After saying that, the old man ran away.

There is a big word on the waist card: Cheng

Looking at the waist card, Xue Rengui thought in his heart: Could it be that this person is Cheng Zhijie of the Three Axes Dingwagang?