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It was another tired and boring day, and it took time for the Qinglong Dart Bureau to do things, and Fan Jianqiang simply temporarily freed himself from tedious things during this time.
As soon as the morning dawned, Fan Jianqiang began to bang on the door, waking up the sleepy-eyed Liang Xiaoyue.
"Young master, what are you doing here!" Liang Xiaoyue slept soundly, following Fan Jianqiang during this time, her original biological clock was broken and changed a lot, plus when teenagers were growing up, they were already sleepy, so it was not too much to sleep this night.
Fan Jianqiang used to do things that he spent in bed 24 hours a day. There are also great gods who are even more ruthless, and spend a week in bed!
"Let's go rowing!" Fan Jianqiang couldn't help but pull Liang Xiaoyue's soft little hand and ran out.
The place he crossed over was a water town, but Fan Jianqiang was an authentic northerner before, and landlubbers were the norm. Relatively speaking, having the opportunity to take a boat to raft in a beautiful river is also a kind of enjoyment in life.
Liang Xiaoyue paused for a moment, she didn't understand what her young master was crazy about, how could he be so good, and suddenly wanted to row?
But at this age, whether it is a teenager or a girl, it is impossible to be idle.
Of course, Fan Jianqiang is not just for boating, this is why he also plans to go fishing and finally have a picnic.
The rare boy Yang Yi took a three-day vacation, so he naturally wanted to act as a guide and enjoy the unpolluted natural environment of the Celestial Empire.
As for Lin Yu, whether he can come out or not depends entirely on whether Fang Weiguo is good at struggling with that math problem.
Converged with Yang Yi, this time he only brought two guards and two servants.
Seriously, he didn't want to take anyone with him, and he felt like a child who hadn't grown up and needed someone to protect and take care of him, which made him feel very humiliated.
He didn't know that in Fan Jianqiang's era, when he was sixteen years old or in high school, his parents followed him normally, and even some parents would choose to accompany them in order to take care of their children's daily life in college!
The so-called no contrast, no harm, so it seems that Yang Yi is really a good boy through and through.
"Lao Yang, have you brought everything?" Fan Jianqiang asked.
Lao Yang is one of his names for Yang Yi, which is generally used in this kind of occasion when outsiders are present, and as for their private gatherings, Fan Jianqiang usually calls him Dasha.
Of course, Yang Yi is not easy to mess with, and Fan Laoer's name is often on his lips.
Yang Yi patted the carriage behind him and said, "Don't worry, I've brought enough, San'er is also coming." ”
"Yo, what about the old man?"
"That's not it, Fang Weiguo's old guy is a dead eye, otherwise San'er wouldn't have been so uncomfortable all these years. But you did a great favor, I didn't expect an arithmetic problem to hold the old man back for so long! ”
"Hehe, it's okay, where is this, when he understands the key, Brother Qiang will give him another question at that time, and he will not be able to figure it out if he grabs his hair!"
"Really?" A voice of surprise came from behind the two.
Don't think about it, there is no one else but Lin Yu.
However, Lin Yu had a lot of entourage at this time, there were twenty guards alone, and four palace maids, all of whom looked quite good, and two plump old women, and I don't know if they were Lin Yu's nurse or cook.
"San'er, can you stand this? Now is the time for you to grow and develop, if you use that job often, it will affect normal development, and when the time comes, be careful and short, and there will be no place to cry when the time comes. Fan Jianqiang raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile.
Liang Xiaoyue's face was flushed when she heard this, she spat him and hurriedly stayed away from him.
Lin Yu's fair face was a little red, the children of the royal family were precocious, of course he knew what was going on with this kind of thing, although he was still young and was strictly forbidden to indulge in sex, but he was no longer a virgin after all. The four palace maids around him are actually the ones who serve him.
Hearing Fan Jianqiang say this, and then thinking of his medical skills, Lin Yu was also beating the drum in his heart.
He coughed lightly and motioned for the people behind him to stay where he was, while he pulled Fan Jianqiang to the side and asked in a low voice, "Really?" ”
"Nonsense, of course it's true, it's not like you haven't seen Brother Qiang's medical skills, even the imperial doctor in the palace is helpless against His Majesty's eyes, hasn't it been easily solved by Brother Qiang?" Fan Jianqiang bullied Lin Yu and didn't understand the principle of myopia.
If he knew that it was so simple, he probably wanted to die.
"So, three times a month, no, five times will it make a difference?" Lin Yu was very unconfident when he spoke.
Fan Jianqiang wanted to laugh when he looked at Lin Yu's appearance, but he was pitting people to the end, no, he was helping people to the end, he exchanged a bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pill from the hospital, this thing may have something similar in the palace, but do those medicines look good in Brother Qiang's packaging?
"You take this medicine, take some tonic every few days, pay attention to moderation in the future, and don't have sex before the last twenty years old, you also know that your broken age is too early, so you damage the foundation, and once the foundation is damaged, it is very difficult to make up for it, which requires you to usually clean yourself and love yourself.
It's all brothers, I don't want your money for this medicine, take it and use it, if it's not enough, come to me to get it. Fan Jianqiang said sincerely, as if there was such a thing.
Lin Yu observed the surrounding enemy situation with a frown and found that no one else noticed this except Fan Jianqiang.
Only then did he quietly grab the Liuwei Rehmannia Pill and quickly stuff it into the wide sleeves of his coat.
This is also where Fan Jianqiang admires the people of the Celestial Empire, especially the officials.
With such loose sleeves, Fan Jianqiang usually feels very awkward when he wears them, I really don't know how they managed to use their sleeves so flexibly to hide things.
It's a skill that he might learn later, but for now, he can really only sigh.
Fan Jianqiang got up and patted Lin Yu on the shoulder, revealing a hello and self-conscious look, and then walked to Yang Yi's carriage and sat on it.
Yang Yi hurriedly came up and asked, "What were you muttering to San'er just now?" The whole god is mysterious? ”
Fan Jianqiang smiled: "Want to know? ”
Yang Yi nodded hurriedly.
"Actually, it's nothing, you also know, San'er's living conditions are better than yours, see those four palace maids, it's a bedtime. Every night San'er has to take turns to pamper, so here is naturally a little unbearable, he bought some kidney tonic medicine from me, the effect is okay, why don't you also come to a bottle to try? ”
"Forget it, I'm not as self-indulgent as San'er, if I dare to do that, don't talk about my Laozi, Uncle Lin can kill me!"
At this point, Yang Yi is very self-aware.
The family law of the Jiangmen family is relatively strict, and if you want to have a good body, it is not a wise choice to overindulge.
Seeing that Yang Yi refused, Fan Jianqiang didn't say anything else, he put a box of Liuwei Dihuang Pills in the carriage, and then got out of the carriage.
Yang Yi hesitated for a moment, but quickly took the Liuwei Dihuang Pill away.
Man......
The destination was a small river three kilometers outside the capital, which is connected to the water system of the capital, and the banks of the river are surrounded by rolling hills, the surrounding scenery is charming, and the flow of the river is relatively smooth.
In the river, many species of fish swim freely, so it is not lively.
There are all good things here, Fan Jianqiang can completely let go of his belly to eat, and he doesn't have to worry about encountering a three-legged toad, and he doesn't have to worry about eating a belly full of plastic fish.
"Do it in the form or do it directly?" Fan Jianqiang asked, standing on the bank of the river.
Yang Yi moved his muscles and bones, and said with a cruel smile: "Of course it's done directly!" ”
Lin Yu hesitated for a moment and said, "Mr. once said that for the monarch, you should be the first to salute and then the soldier. So, we still have to go through the shape. ”
"And, virtue! I said that you won't eat the fish when you catch it later. Anyway, you're all about catching fish, what are you talking about? Yang Yi was very disdainful of this.
In his opinion, a manly man, he must be happy when he speaks and does things, this is life!
"Actually, I don't think the two of you have conflicting views, and we can go hand in hand with the formality and the peace meeting. Like now. Fan Jianqiang said, picked up the fishing net in his hand, and while chanting words, he went down with a net without hesitation, and two or three live fish were picked up by him.
He then poured the fish into a bamboo basket that had been prepared in advance.
"Even if you don't have hair, the Buddha said that early death will be early and early rebirth."
Everyone: "......"
The Buddha doesn't seem to have said this, and this sentence should be what you said!
"Look, this is not the end! I've already overdone them for them, so let's catch fish and eat them with confidence! Fan Jianqiang said with a smile.
"Second brother, what kind of transcendence method are you?"
"Oh, it's easy to stay away, the method is the same as the name, it's called physical transcendence."
That's right, when mental probation doesn't work, physical probation is undoubtedly very effective. For example, now, Fan Jianqiang said a lot of things to these fish, but they were indifferent, so at this time, in order to fill the justice of the king, Brother Qiang used physical transcendence.
Everyone is helpless, besides, they originally came out to relax, why be so serious!
Liang Xiaoyue tugged at Fan Jianqiang's sleeve and asked, "Young Master, why did you just say that you don't have hair?" ”
Xiaoyue's big eyes sparkled, with a strong desire to learn.
Fan Jianqiang cleared his voice and said: "Xiaoyue, don't you usually listen to those big monks say that they don't have hair even if they don't have hair, and they are all bald, they just expounded a fact, and they didn't wronged them, right?"
Moreover, there are some interesting stories about the origin of Amitabha.
It is said that the Buddha was a handsome and dashing man, and after he founded Buddhism, he suddenly found that he had become stronger, but he had also become bald! So he let out a scream: "I don't have any hair!" ”
Then these words were heard, and many believers were moved by the Buddha's powerful muscles and shouted, "Oh, I don't have any hair!" ”
Of course, this is the shame of the Buddha's voice, but this voice is too far away, and almost everyone in the world knows this sentence, so the Buddha has a new idea when his mind turns.
He intellectually changed this sentence slightly, and it became Amitabha. As for the previous sentence, he misinterpreted it to mean that those people were too far away to hear clearly.
In addition, the reason why the current monks all shave their heads is mainly at the request of the Buddha.
I don't have hair anyway, so don't you guys want to have hair! ”
Liang Xiaoyue was stunned when she heard this, how is this different from what she heard!
"Young Master, is this true or fake?"
"Haha, Sister Yue, don't listen to his nonsense, he doesn't have a door to open his mouth, maybe there is something bad to hold back!" Yang Yi had been pricking up his ears and eavesdropping, and now he finally seized the opportunity to speak.
Liang Xiaoyue glared at Yang Yi fiercely, she didn't forget that Yang Yi brought the six dusty women home that day, making the entire hospital smoky.
Besides, she has been studying since she was a child, of course she knows that Fan Jianqiang is talking nonsense with her eyes open, but she just likes such a young master, the little couple is having fun, this big fool is not dead!
Lin Yu wanted to cover his face, "Don't say I know this thing, shame!" Don't you see that I'm catching fish in peace! Even if it's cheating, you have to interject, hey......"
was glared at by Liang Xiaoyue, Yang Yi was suddenly stunned, how could he feel as if he had annoyed this girl!
Most fish are naturally fishy, especially marine fish.
Of course, it's not that freshwater fish aren't fishy, it's just relative.
The cooking technology of the Celestial Empire is limited, except for a few fish, most of the fish people in the Celestial Empire do not eat much, which also causes the small river near the capital to have so many fish!
If others can't make delicious food, it doesn't mean that Brother Qiang can't make it.
With the artifact of chili peppers, plus other spices, fish can also be subdued. It's a pity that there is no ketchup, so when you put some in the stew of the fish, the color of the fish is better, and the taste is more delicious.
Even if it's a barbecue with a layer of tomato sauce, it has a unique flavor.
Before noon, they had already filled the baskets.
He ordered some firewood to be collected nearby, and after placing it, he took water from the river to heat it.
Lao Tian is not here, and the two chefs in charge of the spoon are a little busy to operate.
They usually cook things with things still in the pot, then sprinkle salt on them, and when things are cooked, they are done.
Now, it's just a messy stew, but there are a lot of raw materials involved.
That's nothing, they used to put spices in when they cooked. This time, there are just more kinds of spices, and they are barely acceptable.
But what the hell is that so-called bursting pot?
Also, what is that red thing, and why does it smell so pungent after bursting the pot, it makes people want to sneeze.
Chewie!
Sneezes rang out one after another.
Fan Jianqiang smiled, he missed this taste very much, it was a good thing that had accompanied him for nearly twenty years.
A day without chili is unbearable, and a dish without chili is soulless!
The next steps are much simpler, add water directly after bursting, add some sugar, and add some soy sauce to color. Pour the fish into the pot and simmer for half an hour before it is almost ready to taste.
The so-called 10000 tofu and 10,000 fish are said to be stewed fish must be hot, so that it is delicious!