Chapter 68: The Attraction of New Things (Chapter 1)
Chapter 68: The Attraction of New Things
Yun Lang likes to look at Song Qiao's neck very much, her neck is white and slender because the collar of the silk dress is a little low, which is convenient for him to admire Song Qiao's bare collarbone by the way, especially when she bows her head slightly, the long neck like a swan will form a graceful arc, which makes Yun Lang's lips dry terribly.
"This can be tested." Yun Lang's eyes were on Song Qiao's neck, but his mouth was answering questions quickly.
"How? If you don't get it right, you'll die. ”
"Then there is no way, with the naked eye, you can't see the difference between these four types of blood, unless you can come up with a way to test the type of blood, but ah, this still can't bypass the physical test, that is, without the physical test, any ideas you have are utopian."
"How did you get that weird brother?"
"It's strange for him to live alone in a remote cave, and there are a lot of monkeys in the cave, and he usually experiments with monkeys.
Sometimes, though, some of my brothers who like to be chivalrous will catch some heinous thugs from outside the mountains......"
"Huh? Medicine man? ”
"I don't know, anyway, the people who entered my senior brother's cave, except for our own sick and injured senior brothers, very few of them can come out alive."
Song Qiao looked at Yun Lang in disbelief, and said for a long time: "This hurts the heavens and ...... What you're doing is not ......"
Yun Lang scratched his chin and said, "I know, there are too many things that happened in that cave that are not enough for outsiders, so in an accident where the earth dragon turned over, the whole mountain collapsed ......"
"Finished?" Song Qiao grabbed Yun Lang's arm hard, and roared almost with all the strength of his body.
"Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are used as dogs, and my strange brother was buried at the bottom of the mountain, along with the knowledge he had accumulated from the bones of others.
My master said, "If you don't have anything to do and study those things, the damned person will die no matter how hard you try, and the non-damned person will be caught by the branches of the tree even if he falls off the cliff and survives."
Later, my master asked me to concentrate on how to fiddle with food, come, junior sister, try the Yun family's millet porridge, you are very haggard, you just need to make up for it. ”
"What do you know besides eating?" Song Qiao was a little hysterical.
"I will also farm, raise chickens, and raise silkworms, so that an extremely poor person can become a healthy family without worrying about food and clothing in two or three years.
At most, it's something that you think about after you're well fed and clothed. ”
"Ahh ”
"It's not as good as my girl!" Cao Xiang stood behind Yun Lang and stood on tiptoe to look at Song Qiao who was running away, very emotional.
"Niu Niu is the woman among women, this woman is wearing a wide linen dress, I can't see it."
Cao Xiang's cognition of women is very shallow, and the femininity he says has nothing to do with behavior, only with the size of the breasts, and it is proportional.
"Niuniu's surname is Niu, and her surname is Song, there is no comparison!"
Cao Xiang looked at Yun Lang with pity and said, "It's not that you haven't had women, how can your opinion of them be so biased?"
If you think about it, the woman you like has to share the bed for decades, sometimes it's useless to like it in your heart, after all, with a little more external stimulation, you can like it a little more, and you will be much more relaxed.
By the way, I asked the cook to make twenty cakes, ready to go back to Chang'an, Yanglingyi to visit relatives and friends, but the cook was unwilling, you go and say, your chef is better than the master, it's really rare. ”
Yun Lang smiled bitterly and said: "The cook must be crying very much now, Gillian asked for fifty, your mother asked for fifty, and when she was sick, she asked for twenty, and Ah Kang's wife stayed at the cook's place, and took one away when she came out of the oven, and was ready to take it back to her mother's house to show off, you have twenty more, and the cook didn't have to sleep for the next two days." ”
Cao Xiang sighed and said, "It's just a snack...... Still, it's fucking delicious...... Ah Lang, what you really studied in the master is how to eat and drink? ”
"That's right, you didn't see me else, it's all half a bottle of water, the reason why I know a little way to save people is purely because I help my senior brother work, it seems that a little knowledge, I didn't kill you, you are lucky."
"In this case, your division should be very large, why are you the only one left, and some of them have been killed by you." Cao Xiang was very careful when he asked this, and asked while looking at Yun Lang's face.
"The earth dragon turned over...... There are few people alive, and a few of them always want to dominate the other few people, and then establish immortal deeds, when the contradictions are irreconcilable, no one has the opportunity to show mercy to kill, and they dare not show mercy to their subordinates, after all, they are all masters who know this way......
You have a fart interest in my past affairs, don't be your mother's mouthpiece in the future, and I will always feel sorry for you when I tell lies. ”
"Who wants to listen to your truth, I just want an explanation, go back and tell my mother, it's my business to lie or not, this answer is good, I'll say this to my mother when I go back, believe it or not."
Yun Lang sighed and said, "By the way, tell your mother, what you said just now is nine true and one false, and you won't say it if you can't say it." ”
Cao Xiang shook his head and said: "There's no need to say the back, I'll tell my mother, what you said is all true, lest she always think cranky." ”
Don't embarrass your friends This is the right way to get along, Cao Xiang understands this very well, he believes that Yun Lang has something to say, there must be his reasons, and there is no need to dig into the problem.
In the summer, Li Kang's favorite thing to do is to strip naked and lie in the sun in his yard, which is also a way for him to boil his muscles and bones.
Li Yang walked in from the outside happily, and when he saw that his husband was naked again, he took a sip and found a thin blanket to cover him.
Li Dang took a sip of tea and complained: "What are you doing on the cover, I'm different from Ah Lang and Ah Xiang, they still expect a little white face to mess with a wife, I don't have that need, I have to show a black tower-like body to have a deterrent effect." ”
"Then cover it too, and the servant will come in in a moment."
"What did they do when they came in, did you change your temper? Allowing women to enter the inner court? ”
"The concubine got ten cakes from Ah Lang, and she is going to go back to her parents' house to show off, you hurry up and get dressed, I will pack up my son and we will leave, if you hurry up, we will go to Yanglingyi at noon tomorrow."
"If you want to go back, you go back by yourself, I'm staying in Shanglin Yuan well, don't do anything, my mother, your mother, these two people I look at the big head, with that kung fu, I might as well stay at home and farm, millet and millet are all time to plant."
"You are the head of the family, what kind of land to plant, you can't farm the land, just leave it to the people, come back, if they can't plant the land well, be careful about their skin!"
Li Dang shook his head and said: "In a place, you have to abide by the rules of a place, Gillian is farming, Ah Lang personally goes to the field to farm, Ah Xiang, I don't go to the field less when I get sick, I am not as expensive as them, it is better to go to the ground."
If you want to go back to your parents' house, take your children back, stay for a few more days if you like, bring enough money, and don't let people underestimate it. ”
Li Yang was embarrassed and said: "You won't go, how can I go back to a woman's family?" It's going to be laughed at. ”
Li Dang turned over and said with a smile: "You will be laughed at by others if you have a bad life, go back with two generals, give gifts to you, after I go to war in the future, you have to do a lot of things, it is impossible to wait for me to come back to deal with everything." ”
When it comes to going on an expedition, Li Yang's interest in returning to her parents' house is mostly gone, and if possible, she hopes that her husband will never go to war.
It's just that he was born in the Li family, which is just an extravagant hope.
Yun Lang didn't know that he had inadvertently changed the lifestyles of many people, and he was very relieved to stand on the platform and watch Song Qiao carry the medicine box and go to the wounded barracks with Su Zhi.
The more patients you see, the more doubts you will have, and you will eventually come to him to solve your doubts.
From the bronze mirror held by the red sleeves, he found that his appearance was slowly recovering, and perhaps, in a few days, no one would call him a pig's head.