Chapter 2 Nagasaka Slope

(Note: Many plots of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" are fictional, but it is much more exciting than historical facts.) Many places in the real history are mediocre to talk about, for example, Zhao Yun rode the savior alone on Changbanpo, the real history is plain and bland, there is nothing brilliant, this book is a novel rather than a history book, so it refers to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" rather than historical facts. For the sake of writing, the order of some characters and events may also be different from the original book. ）

Liu Hou felt a burst of sullenness, and woke up leisurely, and there were bursts of shouts of killing and the sound of horses' hooves of "Dede" in his ears, and the whole person was jolting up and down. When I opened my eyes, I saw a silvery white thing shaking in front of me.

I finally adjusted my eyes to close-focus mode, and I could see clearly that a silver "wall" in front of me seemed to be covered with scales. Liu Hou struggled to turn his head from side to side, and saw the scenery of the trees on both sides rapidly receding. Looking up again, he saw a chin, this chin was fair-skinned, if it weren't for the faint sight of the cyan fibrous roots, Liu Hou would have suspected that it was a woman's chin.

After moving his hands and feet, he found that his hands and feet were covered and could not move, so he struggled desperately, and finally loosened the restraints a little and could breathe smoothly, but he found that his hands and feet still could not move freely. Liu Hou didn't care about anything else, just gasped for air.

Liu Hou thought to himself, "Could it be that you tied a giant to your chest?" Have I come to the land of giants? ”

At this moment, a voice was heard shouting: "Whoever comes, dismount quickly and die!" ”

"Changshan Zhao Zilong is here, take your life." Liu Hou saw that the white chin was closed one by one, and a wave of sound rushed out of that mouth, shaking his ears to buzz.

Then I heard "Bang! Then they felt a horse fly past them with a gust of wind, and then they felt their body rotate 90 degrees, and they saw a silver spear# piercing into the knight of the horse behind them, and the knight screamed, fell off the horse, and his life and death were unknown. Liu Hou's horse had already run away.

Liu Hou was dumbfounded, "Changshan Zhao Zilong? The legendary Brother Zhao Yun, no, did I cross over? He struggled to remember what had happened, only to remember that he had vaguely been hit by a car. It's too cliché, isn't it, being hit by a car and crossing it? ”

"No, if he is Zhao Yun, then who am I? This scene is a little familiar, Zhao Yun tied someone in his arms, as if this scene is only in - Changban Slope, only - Adou ......"

Liu Hou was suddenly taken aback, "Could it be that I crossed over to become Adou?" Yes, it must have been Zhao Yun's reckless man who tied Adou too tightly when he tied him, suffocating the original Adou to death, and my soul was attached to Adou. Liu Hou found a self-righteous explanation for this incident.

Liu Hou moved his hands and feet, and sure enough, he found that his hands and feet were very short, and he knew in his heart that he had really become a little child, but fortunately, he didn't go to the Giant Country, and he was not so panicked in his heart.

"Hejian Zhang He is here, Zhao Yun, dare to fight with me." Suddenly, Liu Hou heard a shout. But he didn't hear Zhao Yun's answer, and then, with the sound of the weapon of "Ping Pong", Liu Hou suddenly felt that he was shaking up and down, back and forth, left and right at high speed.

This kind of shaking has both linear and circular movements, and Liu Hou once played a full set of motorized games in Happy World, but he was so uncomfortable that he almost vomited.

It turned out that at this time, Zhao Yun was performing peerless martial arts and fighting with Zhang He. Liu Hou feels that the roller coaster of the happy world. Corsairs, super pendulums or something, compared to the current shaking, that's scum. He was very suspicious that the original Adou broke his head for Liu Bei or Zhao Yunhuang, so he left a reputation as an idiot in history.

Zhao Yun is a wise general, he fought for more than a dozen rounds, and when he saw that he couldn't help Zhang He for a while, he didn't love to fight, and he pulled out his horse and left. If Zhang Fei is replaced, maybe he will not care about fighting with others here.

Zhang He chased closely, Zhao Yun waved the whip and desperately beat the mount under the crotch, and the horse ran for his life in pain. Zhang He was reluctant to spoil his beloved mount so much, so the two sides closed a distance after a while. Suddenly, Zhao Yun and his horse fell into a shallow dirt pit.

The pit is not very deep, and it is three or four zhang long, and it is estimated that the horse can jump on it with a run. Zhao Yun planned to control the horse to retreat, preparing to retreat to the end of the road from the dirt pit, and then ride the horse to help jump out of the pit.

However, it was obviously too late in time, because Zhang He caught up in a blink of an eye. Due to the violent shaking just now, the belt that bound Liu Hou loosened a lot, and Liu Hou's hands had broken free at this time and could move freely.

He looked back from Zhao Yun's side, and saw Zhang Heming's dangling spear pointed directly at them. Although they were still some distance apart, if Zhao Yun controlled the horse and retreated, he would inevitably bump into Zhang He's spearhead.

The situation was extremely critical, and Liu Hou and Zhao Yun were so anxious that cold sweat broke out on their foreheads. Suddenly, Liu Hou caught a glimpse of a pile of firewood burning in the earthen pit, and the flames were brick-red. According to Liu Hou's later recollection, it was estimated that the soil in the pit contained calcium salts, and the flames were brick-red due to the flame color reaction, but he didn't think about it so much at the time, and in a hurry, he shouted: "Uncle Zhao, pick that fire to stop him." ”

Zhao Yun is also a thoughtful person, and when he heard Liu Hou's reminder, he immediately understood, so he inserted the tip of the gun into the fire and struggled to pick it up in the direction of Zhang Hemian's door.

Zhang He suddenly saw a red light rising from the soil pit, and couldn't help but be surprised, and reined in the horse's reins and retreated again and again. Zhao Yun took the opportunity to retreat the horse to this end of the pit, whipped the horsewhip, and let out a long roar of the mount under the crotch, and suddenly rushed forward, jumping in the air at the end of the pit, and actually let it jump out of the pit.

Zhao Yun didn't look back and ran away. The ancients were somewhat superstitious, Zhang He saw that the red light rose again, and it was a horse leaping pit, he was shocked in his heart, and he didn't dare to chase after him for a while, and soon Zhao Yun ran away.

Zhao Yun was leaving, and suddenly the second general shouted behind him: "Zhao Yunxiu is leaving!" "There are two generals in front, using two kinds of weapons to intercept the way: Ma Yan and Zhang Yi are driving behind, and Jiao Touch and Zhang Nan are blocking in front, all of whom are Yuan Shao's generals.

Zhao Yun fought four generals, and Cao Jun rushed to the city. Yun Nai pulled out the Qingyu sword and slashed indiscriminately, where his hand started, his clothes and armor were flat, and the blood was gushing like a spring. Kill all the generals and go straight through the encirclement.

In this round of battles, Zhao Yun sometimes turned to the left, sometimes turned to the right, sometimes leaned forward, sometimes leaned back, sometimes stood up and stood on the stirrups to chop (there was no clear evidence of stirrups in the Three Kingdoms, let's assume there was one), sometimes he hid in stirrups, and the horses were bumped up and down, poor Liu Hou had the feeling of playing all the mobile games in the happy world.

Liu Houdu wondered if he was living in a three-dimensional space, why could people have so many dimensions of movement? Liu Houqiang endured the feeling of dizziness, and a pair of small hands clung to the strap to avoid falling. He thought hatefully: "Hmph, Uncle Zilong, you'd better not travel back in time, otherwise I will definitely invite you to go to the Happy World to play roller coasters, pirate ships, whitewater surfing, and all the motorized games." ”

Finally waited for Zhao Yun to get out of this round of encirclement, Liu Hou finally breathed a sigh of relief, and killed another group of people in the oblique stab, so Liu Hou began to play mobile games again.

How eager Liu Hou was to hear Zhang Fei's loud voice at this time, because he knew that the battle of Changbanpo would not end until Zhang Fei drank Cao Bing. But he also knew that it was said that Zhao Yun killed more than 50 famous generals of Cao Ying in Changbanpo, and his suffering might not end so soon.

If so, he doesn't know how long it has been, and Liu Hou doesn't know how many times he has played a mobile game, anyway, he has been shaken dizzy, and finally, he heard Zhao Yun shouting: "Yide help me!" Then I heard a voice like thunder: "Zilong move quickly, and I will defend myself against the pursuers." ”

Liu Hou finally breathed a sigh of relief, the moment of suffering was finally over, and in the future, he would follow Liu Bei to eat and drink spicy food, and enjoy the blessings of the world, how beautiful it is. Just thinking about it, Zhao Yun had already crossed the bridge and walked quickly to find Liu Bei.

Liu Hou still regrets in his heart that he couldn't see the classic scene of Zhang Fei scaring Cao Jiang to death with his voice. Zhao Yun was crying to Liu Bei about something, Liu Hou didn't pay attention until Zhao Yun handed himself to Liu Bei, and he suddenly woke up: "It's not good!" This cheap dad who buys people's hearts is going to fall into Adou......"

Sure enough, he heard Liu Bei say: "For your son, I have lost a few of my generals." With that, he threw Liu Hou to the ground. Fortunately, Liu Hou woke up early, grabbed his hands in the air, and just dragged Liu Bei's long beard.

Liu Bei was in pain, his waist was bent, and his head was lowered. Liu Hou lowered his center of gravity, his feet had touched the ground, and he knew that he couldn't go too far, which angered Liu Bei, a man who didn't recognize his six relatives. He slid his hands down the long beard, and when he reached the end of the long beard, he immediately let go, and then threw himself on the ground.

This is the fall protection posture that he learned during the military training in college, Liu Hou has not practiced for a long time, although he also fell painfully, but it is better than letting Liu Bei hit the ground at a height of one person and I don't know how many times better, but also because he pressed the ground with both hands, through the cushioning of several large joints of the palm, elbow and shoulder, most of the impact force was removed, and the internal organs were effectively protected.

Liu Bei was about to get angry, Zhao Yun just bowed down and didn't notice this scene, and when he raised his head, he saw that Liu Hou had fallen to the ground, he hurriedly picked up Adou to the ground, and cried and said: "Although the cloud is full of liver and brains, it can't be reported."

Liu Bei threw Adou originally to win people's hearts, but at this time, seeing that the goal of winning people's hearts had been achieved, he didn't have time to pay attention to Liu Hou's actions, so he hurriedly helped Zhao Yun up and comforted him. After all, it is his subordinates who are more important than his family. Liu Houchang sighed and thought, "Thank you, Brother Zhao Yun, you saved me again." ”

Not to mention that the adults continued to discuss important matters, Liu Hou was carried to Mrs. Gan, the mother and son were reunited, and Mrs. Gan hugged Adou and cried bitterly.

Mrs. Gan's skin is better than snow, her face is dignified, and she has a noble temperament of everyone's beautiful ladies. It is completely in line with the image of a classical beauty in Liu Hou's mind, but after all, this is his honorary mother, so he doesn't dare to think anything wrong.

However, Liu Hou didn't have any mother-son relationship with Mrs. Gan after all, so naturally he wouldn't play any games with her to hug his head and cry, he just rolled his eyes, and had to close his eyes and pretend to sleep in order to avoid embarrassment.

Just when Liu Hou thought that a good day of happiness was coming, Liu Bei took them and continued to flee. So, Liu Hou began his hard life of wandering.

Although he can follow Mrs. Gan to enjoy VIP treatment - riding an ox cart, the road is a potholed dirt road, the car is a wooden-wheeled ox cart, there is no shock absorption system, and there are no elastic rubber tires, so Liu Hou is still bumpy along the way.

Fortunately, Mrs. Gan and the maid Xiaocui took turns to hold him, and with these two human shock absorbers, it made him somewhat more comfortable.

Liu Hou couldn't think about it, and he could only silently "enjoy" this alternative cradle. Not to mention that he is still a child more than 1 year old, even if he is an adult's body, he can't think about it on this escape.

To sit comfortably, not only to build a good carriage, but also to smooth the road, this is definitely not something that can be done overnight. However, in Zhao Yun's arms, he had seen the kind of extreme sports comparable to various motorized games, and Liu Hou was no stranger to the bumps of the ox cart to this extent.

And the most uncomfortable thing for Liu Hou is the diet. Originally, he thought that he would live a life of fine clothes and food from now on, no matter what Liu Bei said, he also hung the name of "imperial uncle", how can he say that he is also a royal family, the future prince and emperor, how can the diet be a little grade, right?

Just when he was fantasizing about the beautiful scene of Pu Yi growing up to be very old and still lying on the chest of the wet nurse drinking milk in "The Last Emperor", the ruthless reality shattered his illusions.

On the way to escape, Liu Hou could still drink some rice soup when it was good, and most of the time, because they were in a hurry, they put the dry and hard coarse grain buns directly into the water and soaked them into Liu Hou's mouth when they were soft. Liu Hou wailed in his heart, at first he refused to eat this hard-to-swallow "pig food", but after two hungry meals, he had to eat a little bit of it.

Or how to put it: hunger can change everything.