Chapter 559: Occupy the Mountain as King 1
"Tell the immortal master, the people in the city have gathered outside the door and are waiting for Fu Shui, do you open the door to welcome it at this moment?"
When he came back to his senses, he found that there was a strange Taoist boy in front of him who was talking to him, Yun Ya'er was very puzzled and hurriedly asked the reason.
But when he had to ask this, the Dao boy was even more puzzled than here, scratching his head and answering, "The disciple has not been proficient in learning art for a long time, and he really can't answer the questions of the immortal master's exam, can you give me a few days, wait for me to ......?"
The good words were actually regarded as an exam question by the other party, Yun Ya'er was not interested in asking him again, and waved it with one hand, "That's it, since you say so, and lead me to investigate first." ”
"This ...... Did the immortal master forget something important? ”
I didn't think that this boy would ask or not answer, he made a compromise and wanted to seek himself, but he was asked by him, Yun Ya'er was inevitably a little dissatisfied in his heart, but it was really not good, so he immediately asked what he had forgotten.
"This ...... I remember that every time the immortal master received the visiting people, he would prepare the talisman water in advance, and after the door was opened, he would give alms one by one. But it doesn't seem to be ...... today."
The most important thing is that this time it is not that Yun Yaer is unwilling to guess, but that he really doesn't know the reason, and this answer is really awkward.
So he was simply lazy and polite, and said sternly to Daotong: "Today is just a small talk, not a test of you, and try to say as much as possible, don't beat around the bush!" ”
As soon as these words came out, although Dao Tong was still puzzled, he really didn't dare to ask more, and finally told him honestly about the need to burn talisman water.
Hearing such a superstitious act, Yun Ya'er was even more surprised than when she was replaced by an "immortal master", and this time she finally figured out that she was a Taoist. But when I think about it, I can't remember what happened, and I don't have a clue about the current situation.
In order not to cause trouble indiscriminately, I had to burn a few yellow talismans and soak them in the water according to the reminder of the child, which was called Fu Shui. I can't help but sigh, fortunately, the water that the people drink on weekdays here is not clear, and it is not surprising that some ashes fall into it.
Then prepare the dose that Dao Tong raised, and finally open the door to welcome the people outside the house. At first glance, everyone is hungry, and they must have worked hard.
Only among them, there seemed to be a few richly dressed people, which made Yun Yaer a little puzzled. This people have no money to seek medical treatment, so they have to hang the hope of healing on this talisman water, which is easy to understand. It can be seen that people will never be so depressed that they have to rely on Fu Shui to cure the disease.
In his doubts, he couldn't help but hand over the matter of giving talisman water to Dao Tong, and asked the person close to him, "Dare to ask what kind of illness your Excellency is born from, do you need to ask for this talisman water here?" ”
"Thanks to the love of the immortals, but I am ashamed to say that I did not come here to seek medical advice for myself, but to hear that the immortals were strong and kind to charity, so I made ......"
"Confused! I and you are all flesh and blood, and how can the immortals say that you have made a special trip to this inconsequential matter! Before he could finish speaking, Yun Ya'er realized what he meant, and immediately interrupted with a word.
"Huh~ Immortal misunderstanding! If there is nothing to ask for, no matter how curious I am, I will not dare to come and disturb the immortals. I don't hide it, I have two daughters in my family, but I don't know why the little girl has been suffering from a stubborn illness recently, and she is crazy all day long, saying that Zhou Lang is not married. How can this marriage be left to his own discretion? Therefore, I guess that there are monsters at work, can you bother the immortals to drive them away for me? ”
Listening to his words again, even though Yun Ya'er did not agree with his intentions, but after thinking about it, the woman here has been restrained since she was a child, even if she really has a favorite person, she will never dare to speak in front of everyone, and the evil may not be nothing.
Just say it again, not to mention that you are impostor, there is no way to drive away evil spirits alone, even if you really go, I am afraid that it will be difficult to get things done.
Knowing that love couldn't help, Yun Ya'er persuaded him again: "With all due respect, if I really have this ability, I should try my best to help." But I just apply some runes to cure some minor diseases, I really don't know how to exorcise evil spirits, and I hope that your excellency will be considerate and ask elsewhere. ”
"This ...... I don't know if the sincerity of the contemptible people has not arrived, and it makes the immortals embarrassed? I don't know what his words mean, and he sent his entourage to present money and goods for no reason, "It's just a small courtesy, not a respect." ”
After a cursory look, he felt that the things presented by his people were particularly precious, and then he looked at it carefully, and realized that this gift was mediocre, and even Zhou Yu's property was not so much.
As the saying goes, no merit is not lost, no matter how much Yun Ya'er wants these things, he is still unable to exorcise evil spirits for him, so he has to make excuses.
This seemed to be an extremely ordinary act, but it made the person in front of him suddenly panic very much, "I know that immortals and immortals have wind bones, and I don't look down on this ordinary thing." But the situation is urgent, and the little girl in the family has fled several times, and if she is not cured early, I am afraid that it will be difficult to find it one day. ”
Going around and around, in addition to proving that this person has great trust in him, he has turned the topic back, and I really don't know how to refuse.
"Huh? Immortal masters don't refuse to come on weekdays, but today they really have to push back and hold back such trivial things, so what is there to do? Before he hesitated for a moment, he didn't know how that mouthy Taoist boy would approach and expose it, which made Yun Ya'er feel embarrassed suddenly.
But how to say it, after being exposed and politely refused, it is difficult to do it, and it is inevitable that he will be suspected again, so he simply retorted, "You don't give Fu Shui well, why do you run to me and tell me this!" Do you want me to chase you down the mountain? "Finally drink the Dao boy back first.
Only the trouble has gone, but the trouble he has caused has not disappeared, and he has been caught, but the person knows how to control it, and asks one question after another.
Annoying to ask, Yun Ya'er finally couldn't hold her breath, and choked back, "Your daughter just wants to marry Zhou Lang, how can this matter be considered evil?" Besides, Zhou Lang is handsome and has a solid family background, and he may not be wronged by marrying his daughter, so why do you do everything possible to obstruct it? ”
This casual remark did not mean that the man was really dumbfounded, and he pondered again and again before he sighed, "The immortal can see this matter so thoroughly, it is really powerful." It's just that the immortals seem to have mistaken me, and I didn't come to worry about the person the little girl fell in love with, but that Zhou Lang. And because I have always been well-behaved, all of a sudden, I was so disturbed that I had to come to ask for help. ”
Qi Ming called a "fairy" quite respectfully, but he did not go to the slightest bargaining, and there was a great intention of not returning it without consent.
Yun Ya'er originally didn't want to bother with this person's affairs anymore, after all, she really didn't have such skills, so she could hide for a while.
It's a pity that it backfired, and when he saw that he couldn't move, he suddenly knelt on the ground, hugged Yun Ya'er's calf and cried, "I know that immortals don't want to pay attention to mortal things, but I really don't want to see the little girl so crazy, if the immortals don't help me, then I can only kneel for a long time!" ”
Having said that, Yun Ya'er didn't care much about how long he had to kneel, he just hugged his leg firmly, and this move was not self-punishment.