Leisure Chapter 62, Yaochi Banquet (3)

The maid's movements were extremely quick, and she quickly sent tea, and Shen Yi personally held the pot and poured tea for everyone. Everyone tasted slowly, the fruit felt fragrant, the heart was relaxed, and there were good people who lifted the lid of the bowl to see, and found that there were both flag guns and finch tongues in the bowl.

Shen Fu put down the teacup, and was about to ask the prostitute if she was here, when he suddenly saw Lai Yongan happily come in and say hello, and said with a smile: "Master, Miss Lu and Miss Shang from the Red Tooth Pavilion are just free tonight, I invited the two of them!" ”

Shen Yi didn't say anything, but Guan Yuluo next to him smiled: "This Lu girl is a wonderful person, not only is she delicate and beautiful, but she can also speak well and be good at talking, especially the pipa with one hand, which can be played superbly, which can hook people's appetite!" ”

"Look at your saliva like this, eighty percent of you have succeeded again, right?" Zhan Yanxing squinted his eyes and said.

Guan Yuluo looked pity and said, "How can it?" This Lu girl is a serious person, although she was forced to enter the prostitution door helplessly, but people only sell their art and do not sell themselves, not to mention, how can I be a pickled person, how can I get into the eyes of a lonely and self-proclaimed person like her? ”

"Amitabha, thanks to you, you still have a little self-knowledge!" Sun Zuguang laughed heartily.

At this time, a group of people outside the hall rubbed, and then the soft curtain was lifted, and two beautiful girls walked in. I saw the leader holding the pipa in his hand, combing his hair in a bun, sparsely dotted with a few silk flowers between the fluffy buns, wearing a begonia red jacket, a set of moon white silk skirts, contemplating autumn water, with a sad face, like a rain pear flower. The other posture is worse, but it has a kind of romantic beauty, the hair is combed in a morning bun, the sideburns are sandwiched with a piece of butterfly hair, and the end of the hair is wearing a Livzon step and shaking, moving and moving, the light can shine on people, and it is lined with hazy candlelight, like a peach in the wind.

The two of them walked very slowly, but the men in the room surprisingly did not say anything to accuse them, just quietly waiting for the two to come forward.

The two came forward to bless their bodies, and the more delicate one took the lead in opening his mouth and said, "Hello to you!" ”

Guan Yuluo saw that it was an old acquaintance, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, stood up suddenly, pointed at the Shang girl standing in the front with his index finger, and said: "Shang Yanyan, we are old acquaintances, tonight, you have to show your housekeeping skills, so that they can see each other for a long time!" ”

Shang Yanyan glanced at him lightly, and said with a sneer: "Who does the slave family think it is?" It turned out to be Uncle Guan, and I can see you here today, the slave family is really overjoyed! ”

"Listening to you, you are thinking about me!" Guan Yuluo said shyly.

Shang Yanyue raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Isn't it?" Uncle Guan hasn't been to our Red Tooth Pavilion for a long time, we originally only thought that Uncle Guan had found a good place to go again, but later I heard from others that I knew that Uncle Guan had a fierce woman in his family, and Uncle Guan didn't even dare to go out of the door! ”

When Guan Yuluo heard this, he was so angry that he was angry, and asked angrily: "Which king and eight lambs are this who deliberately ruined my reputation with false rumors?" ”

Shang Yanyan sneered and said: "This is also unspeakable, at night, we can't count the guests of the Red Tooth Pavilion, who said what, who did what, if you write them down one by one, I'm afraid that the paper in our Suzhou City will not be enough!" ”

Shen Yi saw that they were far away, so he hurriedly comforted Guan Yuluo and sat down, and asked Lai Yongan to set up another seat, and invited Shang Yanyan and Lu Wanwan to sit down.

The two of them tidied up their dresses and sat down, seeing that the cups and plates were messy at the dinner table, knowing that everyone had drunk a lot of wine before, they glanced at each other and knew what to expect, and then, while showing off his amorous style, he glanced at the table of the Eight Immortals and asked, "What kind of music do you want to hear?" ”

"Sing a song "Fortune Operator" first!" Shen Heng said.

Shang Yanyan listened, cleared his throat a few times, and motioned to Lu Wanwan to accompany himself with a pipa. Finally, when the pipa gradually got on the right track, she opened her lips and sang: "It's not that I love Fengchen, it seems to be mistaken by the front edge." Flowers fall and bloom from time to time, always thanks to the monarch of the East. If you go, you must go, and you must go. If you have a head full of mountain flowers, don't ask where the slave returns! ”

In all fairness, Shen Fu felt that the tune was very ordinary, but Shang Yanyan's style was revealed arbitrarily, which provoked the incense stealing faction led by Guan Yuluo to chase after him, cheering while chanting, and at the end, he shouted in unison for Shang Yanyan to sing "My Nong Ci" again.

Shang Yanyan chuckled, continued to laugh with everyone, and motioned to Lu Wanwan to change the tune.

Lu Wanwan's mind was very lively, holding down the head of the pipa with one hand, controlling the strings with the other, and continuously playing a piece of music.

"You and I are very affectionate; There are many places, hot as fire; Put a piece of clay, twist a you, shape a me. Break the two of us together and mix them with water. Shang Yanyan sang, deliberately pulled out a red embroidered handkerchief from under the placket, and then threw a few winks at the seat, "Twist one more you, and then mold me." I have you in the mud, and you have me in the mud: I am born with you in the same coffin, and I die in the same coffin. ”

At the end of the song, Shang Yanyan pretended to stand up, slowly blessed the seat, and said, "If the slave family doesn't sing well, please bear with me!" ”

"Bear, bear, must bear, if the merchant girl is willing to go to my house as a guest, I will definitely give the girl countless treasures!" Guan Yuluo was not ashamed.

Shang Yanyan glared at him and said, "Bah, a soft man with no backbone, you have that tigress in your house, who dares to go to your house?" ”

Guan Yuluo only thought that this was a joke, so he looked at Shang Yanyan with a bad face, and said: "You haven't seen me naked, how do you know that I am a soft man?" Come on, I finally understand, the girl is implying that I invite you to the house for a small gathering, I appreciate it here. Hurry up, ah, no, I'll invite the girl into the house tonight, so that the girl can see the donkey-sized goods in my crotch! ”

Everyone was very vulgar when they heard this, and they all hung their hearts for Shang Yanyan, but they didn't care at all, but said with a spring breeze on their faces: "Uncle Guan, it's not that I'm making fun of you, you claim to be the hundredth grandson of Guan Gong, how can you have a little guts, you are pinched in the palm of a woman's hand all day long, and you live in a nest, even I, a passerby, see it, and I am ashamed of you!" ”

When Guan Yuluo heard this, he was angry, and said: "I really don't know where you all heard the demon wind, they all say that I am afraid of the inside, why am I afraid of the inside?" ”

Shen Yi saw that he was angry, and hurriedly went up to appease him: "It's just a joke during the banquet, if Brother Guan takes it seriously, it will make people look down on him!" ”

When the others saw what they said, they didn't feel a little regretful, so they all comforted Guan Yuluo in a good voice and told him not to care.

Guan Yuluo slowly calmed down his anger.

Shen Yi said again: "We can't just listen to the tune, it just so happens that Miss Lu is also there, I heard that you are the best at composing lyrics, I don't know if you can write a song for us?" ”

Lu Wanwan slowly stood up and said with a smile: "You lords invited us to come, but we didn't make it clear that we still have to compose music during the banquet, and now we are rashly forced, which is inevitably undignified, in my opinion, you all have some knowledge, why don't you make a sentence on your own?" ”

"This is also a good Yaxing!" Shen Heng nodded yes.

Shen Yi said from the side: "A few of us will count Brother Fu'er's literary talents, come on, this is the official you are!" ”

Shen Fu smiled calmly: "This is also done, then let's 'willow words', according to the rules of the couplet, pass it on according to this, if anyone can't pick it up, he will be punished for drinking three glasses of wine!" So, okay? ”

And all of them applauded.

Shen Yi felt that the light couplet was too monotonous, so he ordered Lu Wanwan to supervise from the side, and Shang Yanyan held the wine jug in his hand, waiting for the line that could not be answered.

Shen Fu began to say: "Another village!" ”

Shen Yi said: "The willows are hanging on the ground!" ”

Zhan Yanxing said: "There are few willows blowing on the branches!" ”

Du Lingjun said: "Moth snow willow golden wisp!" ”

Qin Hanrong said: "Hibiscus is like a willow like an eyebrow!" ”

Tang Yizhen said: "Cold food east wind and willow slanting!" ”

Sun Zuguang said: "Taiye Hibiscus Weiyang Willow"

Guan Yuluo tugged at his mustache, thought for a long time, and said, "The willow is a hundred feet away from the silver pond!" ”

"It's thanks to you that you came up with it, otherwise, you'd have to drink three more cups!" Shen Heng teased while looking at the table with his hand and said, "The green willow is only yellow and half uneven!" ”

Shen Fu said: "There is no catkins because of the wind!" ”

Shen Yi said: "The willows on the embankment are drunk with spring smoke!" ”

Zhan Yanxing said: "The guest house is green and willow-colored! ”

Du Lingjun said: "Tie the horse high-rise and weeping willows!" ”

Qin Hanrong said: "The city is full of spring palace walls and willows!" ”

Tang Yizhen said: "The wicker is broken and the flowers are flying!" ”

Sun Zuguang said: "Farewell to the young people of Hualiu!" ”

After turning around, it was Guan Yuluo's turn again, only to see him meditate and think hard, and use the strength of feeding when he was a child, so he had a trace of inspiration, waved his fingers, laughed, and said: "The willow shadow in the water leads him to grow!" ”

Shen Heng said: "Niuyi Guliu sells cucumbers!" ”

Shen Fu continued: "Jiang Mei has passed Liu Shengmian!" ”

Shen Yi said: "Xingchai is chaotic and red through Willow Lane!" ”

Zhan Yanxing said: "Ruthless is the most Zhang Tailiu!" ”

Du Lingjun said: "Liuying is full of horses in spring!" ”

Qin Hanrong said: "The willows are green and drizzling!" ”

Tang Yizhen said: "Lighter than catkins and heavier than frost!" ”

Sun Zuguang said: "The east wind flowers and willows are new every time!" ”

Guan Yuluo twisted his eyebrows and thought about it for a long time, but he thought hard to no avail, so he had to sigh and say, "I can't think of it anymore!" Admit punishment! ”

Shang Yanyan smiled lightly and said: "Since you admit the punishment, you have to drink three glasses, Uncle Guan, we all know the amount of wine you have, that is the master of a thousand cups who is not drunk, don't be stingy, I will pour you a full cup of every cup!" ”

Guan Yuluo shrugged his eyebrows, stood up uninhibitedly, took a glass of wine from his hand, raised his neck, and poured it down.

Three times, Guan Yuluo smashed the last small wine cup on the table in a chic manner, and said with a smile: "You are all watching, I drank every cup!" ”

"Anyone with a discerning eye is watching!" Shen Yi smiled and went around, "Uncle Guan really has a good amount of wine, I salute you with a glass of wine!" As he spoke, he picked up the flask and poured a glass.

Guan Yuluo looked at him and said, "This hasn't started a new round of meandering water, you started to think about the Fa to get me drunk, you have a really bad heart!" ”

Shen Yi laughed at himself: "Yes, I have it in my heart, or not, I can drink this glass of wine myself!" "Anyway, drink it all.

Everyone admired Shen Yi's quantity, and each drank a cup, and Shen Fu was customary, and also held a small wine cup and drank a full cup.