Talking about one of "Water Margin": Pan Jinlian got married

Pan Jinlian felt more and more panicked, because there was always a pair of eyes on her. These eyes are everywhere and all the time, even in their sleep, and they can't be avoided. She knew that those eyes were just the first step, and there would be black hands, flamboyant mouths, and fat bodies in the future......

"Jin Lian, wipe the Buddha hall again. It's not clean, it's going to be angry! The host's wife shouted.

Jin Lian answered and entered the Buddhist hall. It is said to be a Buddha hall, but it is a small room connected to the master bedroom, which houses the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva. Jin Lian remembers that she had wiped it twice in the morning, the Buddha statue was shining with golden light, the incense burner was spotless, and the wooden fish was shining brightly......

"Jin Lian, look, look, what is this?" The owner, Hu Yuanwai, grinned and salivated.

"Pearl necklace." Jin Lian said coldly, and went to wipe the Bodhisattva again.

"I bought it for you on purpose, and it cost five taels of silver." Hu Yuanwai leaned forward, "The yellow-faced woman has gone to the silk village, and there are just the two of us outside the house." - You don't have to be afraid of her, I'll smash that vinegar jar sooner or later. ”

Hu Yuan pounced like a bear, and Jin Lian quickly dodged away. Hu Yuanwai's body couldn't stop, and he pounced on Guanyin Bodhisattva, and with a bang, the Buddha statue was shattered. The master's wife rushed in, fierce and vicious.

"Kneel, kneel for me. ! Amitabha! ”

Hu Yuan's outer legs are weak, and his body is a lot shorter; Jin Lian knelt facing the wall.

"The female dog doesn't owe the cheeks, and the male dog snorts. It's your little who is making this old dog jump high! ”

"I didn't!"

"Dare to pout! I'll kill you, I'll kill you! ”

The master's mother-in-law smoked indiscriminately with a string of Buddhist beads, and Jin Lian burst into tears without saying a word.

On such days, Jin Lian went from fourteen to twenty. Although Hu Yuanwai didn't take advantage of anything, she was beaten a lot.

"Old slut, get the little slut away for me immediately!" Hu Yuanwai failed to molest Pan Jinlian for the last time, and the master's wife issued an ultimatum.

Hu Yuanwai hated both his wife and Jin Lian. It's been four or five years, and I've only made a fuss, but I haven't tasted a big sweetness. After thinking about it, he came up with a clever plan, and simply married Pan Jinlian to Wu Dalang, and his wife recited "Amitabha Buddha" again and again.

"Three-inch Dinggu bark—" the matchmaker shouted.

Wu Dalang should not, and continue to move forward.

"Wu Dalang, you stop for me." The matchmaker stepped forward and grabbed Wu Dalang's cooking cake burden.

"You don't buy cookcakes, what are you pulling me for?"

"Do you want a daughter-in-law?"

"Marry a wife, let's live in the next life!" Wu Da sighed.

"I don't know the blessings of your life, Hu Yuanwai doesn't want you a penny, I'd rather lose some money and marry your maid Pan Jinlian for nothing!"

"Don't fool me! Will pie fall from the sky? ”

"If you say it, it will really fall, and it will be smashed on your Wuda's head!" The matchmaker patted him on the head vigorously, "From ancient times: 'Handsome horses carry foolish men away, and beautiful wives often sleep with clumsy husbands.'" 'Hurry up and pack up your house, you will be the bridegroom tonight!' ”

Everything was simple, and a small sedan chair carried Pan Jinlian to the Wu family in the evening. Da Lang took off his hijab tremblingly, and was stunned all of a sudden. Jin Lian looked up and saw Wu Da, this man, standing not as tall as he was sitting on, with an ugly face and a smirk.

"My wife and wife are beautiful, the cooking cakes are fragrant, drink a glass of wine first, and then eat the pimple soup." Wu Dalang said with a smile.

Pan Jinlian couldn't cry or laugh.