Volume 1: The Great Song Fengyun Chapter 009: Xianghe Bay (3)
The transverse flute boy said as he circled around Zheng Shuang; The transverse flute in Qi'er's hand hit Zheng Shuang in the shoulder, and the transverse flute boy shouted: "Honestly, who are you?" Dressed like five horses and six monsters, what are you doing running to the river bay parrot island? Is it spying on grandpa's movements! ”
The nonsensical question of the young man on the transverse flute made Zheng Shuang fall into the misty mountains in the house, but Zheng Shuang could understand what he said.
Five horses and six monsters are the local dialect of people on both sides of the river, and what comes out of the mouth of the young man on the transverse flute refers to the red assault suit worn by Zheng Shuang.
The red assault suit is a tight-fitting clothing for modern people, and this kind of clothing has never appeared among the Tang and Song Dynasty folk who advocate wide-sleeved robes; The flute boy thought it was strange and asked like this.
But Zheng Shuang was a little confused by the sentence "Is it spying on grandpa's movements" that the young man said, and he didn't think about how the beggar boy's grandfather was being monitored......
Zheng Shuang covered his head and groaned for a while, and saw the young man's flute against his shoulder blade; Immediately became interested.
Didn't Zheng Shuang get out of the wormhole with a great increase in strength? Seeing the provocative posture of a warrior by the young man of the transverse flute, he wanted to test his strength and light skills; So he grabbed the transverse flute on his shoulder and dragged it, and the transverse flute boy grabbed the end of the transverse flute tightly and was pulled up and suspended in the air without letting go.
The flute boy was dragged by Zheng Shuang in the air, and he knew that the guy in front of him was extremely powerful, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
But the boy of the transverse flute is a kung fu person after all, and he sees that Zheng Shuang is strong; The moment his body was suspended in the air, he flipped a somersault hanging above Zheng Shuang's head, stretched out a kick in his back heart, and Zheng Shuang was kicked away by the transverse flute boy; Falling to the ground like a wall of earth.
Zheng Shuang was kicked to the ground by the young man of the horizontal flute, how could he be convinced, and as soon as his body hit the ground, he performed light skills; Hodi jumped up and jumped onto a large tree above him.
Seeing that Zheng Shuang had done a good job, the flute boy stood under the big tree and was stunned; followed Zheng Shuang and performed light skills to jump up the tree.
The two stood face to face on the branch of the big tree, and the flute boy kicked Zheng Shuang's back and hit him; Fell to the ground like mud.
Zheng Shuang's fall was really not light, and he couldn't get up straight for most of the day; The flute boy jumped down from the tree, shook the flute in his hand, showed a sharp knife, pointed at Zheng Shuang's throat and scolded: "Who are you, the thief and the army, dare to come and tease this girl!" ”
Zheng Shuang was a little surprised by the fact that the transverse flute boy inadvertently revealed the word "this girl", and he didn't think much about it, but grabbed the wrist of the transverse flute boy to prevent the sharp knife from moving forward.
If the sharp knife of the transverse flute boy advanced by an inch, then Zheng Shuang's life would be in danger.
Zheng Shuang's hand is called a preemptive strike, he has no martial arts, but his strength is amazing; After grabbing the wrist of the flute boy tightly, the flute boy showed a helpless expression.
Zheng Shuang took the opportunity to roll over from the ground, snatched the flute knife from the hand of the young man and shouted, "You little boy is such a bastard!" How to move really! ”
The young man of the transverse flute jumped up, jumped in front of Zheng Shuang, grabbed him by the collar, lifted and flicked it, and squeezed it on Zheng Shuang's dry leg with one kick; Zheng Shuang was thrown again, and the sharp knife that he grabbed was also thrown out a foot away.
The transverse flute boy uses praying mantis legs and mandarin duck feet, and Zheng Shuang can't resist no matter how strong he is; After falling heavily on the ground, he couldn't get up for most of the day, and he lay on the grass in frustration and stared at the dirty beggar with strange eyes, unable to figure out what he was going to do!
Seeing Zheng Shuang fall to the ground and lie there without moving, the young man suddenly laughed and said: "You thief with such a big head and light skills is not bad, but you don't know martial arts!" ”
The flute boy said and said coldly: "Get up!" I haven't finished asking yet! ”
Zheng Shuang didn't get up, but lay on the ground and stared at the flute boy; suddenly remembered the three words he had said before, and now he said this son; I muttered in my heart: Is this dirty beggar a male or a female?
Zheng Shuang muttered in his heart without saying a word, and the transverse flute boy picked up the horizontal flute knife that fell to the ground, held it in his hand, and said: "Thief with army, you tell you honestly, did Wang Qinruo send you to be a spy!" ”
"Wang Qinruo!" Zheng Shuang repeated the words of the flute boy, staring at him and muttering silently: Wang Qinruo is a famous traitor in the Northern Song Dynasty, and the beggar boy mentions his name? He also said that he was a spy, which and where is it......
Zheng Shuang thought in his heart, stood up and said, "What kind of fool are you, the traitor King Qinruo has something to do with you......"
Seeing Zheng Shuang asking, the young man paused and raised his arm and said, "I won't talk to you!" He took a step forward and approached Zheng Shuang and said, "Give me money!" The young man of the transverse flute said these four words coldly.
Zheng Shuang glared at the flute boy and said, "Give you money!" What money are you given? ”
The young man of the transverse flute took the sharp knife back into the transverse flute, carried it in his hand, and said with a smile: "Why don't you give me the money for the woman in the white yarn?" Didn't you see that the little brother is a homeless beggar? ”
The flute boy said as he sneered and laughed around Zheng Shuang.
Zheng Shuang was a little angry, raised his voice and said: "The woman in the white gauze is a person in distress, and you and I are both men who stand up to the sky; Embarrassed to reach out and ask for money......"
The flute boy laughed loudly: "You really don't give it?" ”
Zheng Shuang said: "If you don't give it, you don't give it, what else is really fake!" ”
The young man on the transverse flute grimaced, stretched out his hand in front of Zheng Shuang's eyes in his waist, and said, "Look what this is!" ”
Zheng Shuang saw that the young man was holding a wad of banknotes with one or two thousand yuan in his hand, and couldn't help asking, "You have so much money and still ask me what I want?" ”
The young man leaned back and smiled back, Zheng Shuang was surprised, and when he touched his bag, he found that the 3,000 yuan cash in the money bag on his waist was missing.
Zheng Shuang exclaimed: "So you stole my money? ”
The boy took the flute in his hand and turned naughtily: "How can this be called stealing? Xiaoyi wants to try your skills, but you are a stupid goose! It looks like a sorghum stalk, and its strength is so great and it has light work; But someone else took something from you and didn't know it! ”
The flute boy said and returned the banknote to Zheng Shuang and said, "Give it, look at your stingy appearance; Xiaoyi doesn't take advantage of you! ”
The flute boy wanted to return the RMB to Zheng Shuang, but his hand stretched out and retracted it half-stretched: "Dumb goose; Is this Jiaozi coin? ”
Zheng Shuang was stunned, and said in his heart that it was now the Song Dynasty; Of course, the boy didn't know the renminbi, but he knew the Jiaozi coin; Then make the mistake and go down the monkey along the pole!
So he said: "This is Jiaozi coin, do you know how many things you can buy?" ”
The flute boy handed the RMB to Zheng Shuang, Zheng Shuang took it in his hand and shook it and said, "These Jiaozi coins can buy a lot of things!" ”
"Yo he!" The boy on the transverse flute exclaimed, "Tell me how many things you can buy!" ”
The flute boy hooked his head and looked at Zheng Shuang with dark eyes.
Zheng Shuang and the flute boy looked at each other for a moment, then turned to the swimming fish in the Parrot Island Lake and the mandarin ducks and wild ducks swimming on the river and said, "I can't spend all the fish, ducks, and geese in the lake!" ”
Of course, Zheng Shuang is bragging, he doesn't know the exchange rate of Jiaozi currency and RMB at all, and there is no exchange rate to talk about after 1,000 years.
However, Zheng Shuang knew that one tael of silver in the Song Dynasty was equivalent to 1,000 yuan, and the 3,000 yuan banknote in his hand was worth 3 taels of silver; 3 Two taels of silver, if you want to buy things in the river bay, is it not bragging, or what are you doing?
Seeing that Zheng Shuang finished speaking, the transverse flute boy took out 5 bills from the other side of his pocket and handed them to him: "There are still these 5 bills, what can you buy?" ”
Zheng Shuang was stunned, looked at the flute boy and said, "Why are there still 5 photos?" ”
"O woman of white veil!" The flute boy said dismissively.
"Woman in white veil!" Zheng Shuang repeated the words of the flute boy, stared at the flute boy in a daze, and said, "It turns out that the white gauze woman is dressed up by you?" Are you a human or a god? Or maybe it's a ghost! ”
Zheng Shuang said with a mocking tone, and wanted to say, "Look at your dirty appearance, wearing a melon skin hat that doesn't pull and pretending to be a thief doesn't look like a baby!" But when the words came to his lips, they became: "So you are the girl who rows and sings?" first dressed up as a woman in white gauze to deceive Zheng Zi, and then disguised as a flute boy to spend time in our family; Such a dishonest ghost elf should be spanked! ”
Zheng Shuang said, raising his arm and slapping it on the buttocks of the flute boy; But he was blocked by the horizontal flute in his hand, and he smiled: "Hey, hey, hey!" Is it okay for a gentleman to move his mouth and not to do it......"