Chapter 5: The Origin of the Crocodile Table!
He could see the pond and the crocodiles, and he was very satisfied.
Sitting on the lookout, he also has a unique way to play.
It's a great feeling to drop a live cow into a pond, watch the buffalo fight with the crocodile, watch the crocodile go berserk, watch the crocodile go crazy, watch the crocodile kill the bison little by little, and then see it devoured in one bite at a time!
It is one of the game shows that Cao Mengde never gets tired of playing.
Sometimes, with the wife, sometimes, with all the sons, and sometimes, alone!
Life, a great spectacle also!
Moreover, there is a name for this observatory.
Cao Cao called the lookout platform the crocodile platform.
So he personally inscribed the pen, wrote the three words "crocodile platform", made a plaque, and hung it on the city tower.
After Cao Cao finished doing this, he was in a very happy mood, which not only ensured the safety of his subordinates, but also watched the crocodile performance, which was very happy!
And most importantly, what is the Crocodile Terrace?
Lao Tzu can be willful if he is rich! Not only do I have to see the crocodile, but I also have to send troops to catch the red-crowned crane! A crane garden was built and named: "Danhe Garden." ”
Moreover, he has a long-term plan.
Destroy Yuan Shu, destroy Yuan Shao, sweep the four seas, and the world will be one, what is Liu Xuande? Lao Tzu is going to play him to death!
However, no one could have imagined that the great plan of making meritorious contributions was not finished, and he was replaced by others, and the clouds moved into the body, and Cao Mengde's resentment was not extinguished......
This traverser is so powerful! actually sat on its success and monopolized half of the country.
It is said that Yun Dongshan's occupation of Cao Mengde's body was not very smooth, and he was stopped by Cao Mengde.
However, the destiny of heaven returned, and Cao Mengde only had a wisp of residual thoughts.
"Rest in peace, you really rest in peace!"
"I'll do it for you to destroy Wu's great cause, if you want to kill Liu Xuande, I'll do it, if you want to subdue Zhao Yun, Lao Tzu can do it!" Your family is my family, and your son is also my son......"
Cao Cao's remnant thoughts: "......"
"What else are you unwilling to do? If you are unwilling, you can only admit it! You have gone, and you can't pay it back. It's better to do my good deeds! ……”
As soon as Yun Dongshan spoke, Cao Cao's remnant spirit obediently gave way, and soon, he no longer resisted Yun Dongshan's body.
Yun Dongshan controlled the body, and only then did he have the scene of hunting with the saint, and he fainted to death in the court, not completely intentionally, but because he could not completely occupy it, and control Cao Mengde's body, Cao Mengde was still resisting.
It's just that later, Yun Dongshan promised to give Cao Mengde a superordinate, and found a mage to cast a spell to let Cao Mengde cast a good baby in the next life.
Therefore, Cao Mengde is just giving up!
Yundongshan doesn't know if there is an afterlife in this life, and he doesn't know if there are gods and ghosts! However, he has read a lot of fairy novels in his previous life, not to mention seven or eight thousand, there are immortals, fantasy, romance, I have never seen pork, and I have also seen pigs run.
It doesn't matter if there is an afterlife or not, so, if you can, you can flicker!
Therefore, Cao Mengde, who didn't understand anything, was fooled by him.
Obediently give way, obediently abdicate and make way for Xian.
In the end, he obediently gave up control of his body, took the initiative to give way, and obediently let Yun Dongshan live in the shell.
Yun Dongshan smiled, this is not enough.
You are Cao Cao, I am also Cao Cao, we are two Cao Mengde, we are both Cao Mengde.
When he finished speaking, he burst out laughing.
He made it very clear!
Your relatives, my relatives, and I am also Cao Mengde, and I will never favor one over the other.
Cao Mengde is Cao Mengde, and it is said one by one.
Yun Dongshan looked at the armor and asked, "Do you have anything to say about this arrangement?" ”
The two armor soldiers smiled bitterly: "The lord has this arrangement, it is the best, and the slave obeys!" ”
Joke? Revolt? To resist is to seek death! They are still aware of current affairs.
The two of them knelt down and said in unison: "Everything is arranged by the lord, and the lord orders only the horse is obeyed!" ”
Their voices, very neat, very loud.
Yun Dongshan nodded, and looked back at Mrs. Xu, "Huh? Who is this......
It's over, amnesia again! Xu's heart is whining!
"Lord, she is the master's mother."
Someone reminded.
Yun Dongshan nodded, "Oh, you guys are busy with your own business!" ”
Yun Dongshan walked towards the Xu family, staggering, for the safety of Cao Mengde's life, Mrs. Xu ran over to support him.
"You negative man, you forgot who I am......"
Yun Dongshan smirked and trembled. "Madame, have you always been good?" ……
"Madame, have you always been good?"
Cao Cao's words, as soon as he said this, quickly made Xu understand that this husband began to make trouble again, either by making muddy or talking nonsense.
Isn't he amnesia? Why do you know who she is?
Who said that mentally ill people still have normal times.
Cao Mengde drank wine, his face was full of wine, and his mouth was full of wine.
In ancient times, all liquor was made from whole grains, and it was completely made by human labor.
There were no machines in ancient times.
Therefore, in the wine shop of the Han Dynasty, the smell of wine was filled all day long, and those winemakers could get drunk every day without drinking.
Cao Cao pushed Xu away, and Xu felt an inexplicable feeling.
Is the lord of their family crazy and drunk too much, I saw that Cao Cao and Mrs. Xu had just arrived in the living room, and there were two generals guarding the door.
Cao Cao snatched the sword, walked to the courtyard, and began to practice the sword.
Brush~
Brush~...... Brush Shabu......
……
A sword on the left and a sword on the right hand flew together.
The sun sets on the long river in the left hand, and the sword in the right hand goes sideways.
Cao Mengde swung his sword, very crisply.
Yun Dongshan used to be an otaku, and he only started practicing taekwondo when he became an air force, but he had never been exposed to swordsmanship, let alone acting well.
However, tonight, Yun Dongshan doesn't know where the good spirit comes from, Leng is playing this set of swordsmanship very well, the sword goes sideways, and the sword flower is really good-looking.
Xu is very anxious, today's prime minister is so abnormal that he doesn't even know the crocodile!
Worried that the prime minister would hurt himself by dancing with a sword, he hurriedly scolded:
"You guys, stop the prime minister, if he hurts himself, I want your dog's life!"
Xu said, anxious.
But Cao Mengde is dancing with a sword, who cares who comes?
None of these armor soldiers dared to step forward, and those maids who were powerless to restrain the chickens hid far away, for fear that Cao Mengde would kill them with a sword!
Because among these armor warriors, there is such a legend that the prime minister is a swordsmanship wizard, and his sword skills are notoriously high, and no one dares to defeat his swordsmanship.
Today, I saw the prime minister pulling out his sword like crazy, and the sword went sideways, and he played it well.
They dare not believe it, and would rather believe it than believe it.
He also did not dare to gamble with his life.