Chapter 925: Megalomaniacal Panda

"Will you let me go?" Zhao said.

"Yes." Gao Fangping touched his chin and said, "However, to convince me that you and Zheng Juzhong are innocent, you must have a certificate of nomination, and you have to do something to prove it, otherwise it will be difficult for me to do it." The Chai family, the great enemy of my Gao family, was indulged by you, this is good, a general who secretly me, Hu Yanqing, who should have been refrigerated, was the king of Yue who took the lead in giving the marquis title of other country, and there was no one in the Privy Council at that time. So Zheng Juzhong took advantage of this, regardless of political taboos, and grandly allowed Hu Yanqing to take the central army. ”

Now Zhao Si was smart, and he was terrified, knowing that he was going to be threatened by him to bite Zheng Juzhong. So he hurriedly shook his hand and said: "He is the uncle of the country, and he used to be deeply trusted by the officials, but now he is the privy council." The official family spoils his sister very much. How dare I scare him? ”

"If you don't scold him, it's tantamount to scolding me, isn't it simple?" Gao Fangping said very roughly.

Zhao Si felt that this time was really over, countless immortals were fighting, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I was just a casual eater, just passing by, my mother accidentally collected some money, and I was involved in such a big incident?

"Does it really have to be like this, breaking with Zheng Juzhong, my mother will also have a hard time messing up. She didn't deal with Empress Dowager Liu very well. Relying on the current favorite concubine Zheng Guifei to protect. If I go to Zheng Juzhong like this, there will be no way back. Zhao said.

Gao Fangping said: "You don't need to think about the issue of Empress Dowager Liu. But if you dare not listen to me, I am not quite sure what will happen next. Actually, I'm really giving you a way to go. went to scold Zheng Juzhong, which shows that you are not involved in my affairs, which is the way to save your life. For you, collecting some money is a trivial matter, Bao Zheng has been blackened by you and can't cheat the corpse, so no one will pull you clan children. But obviously, not everyone's money can be collected. The price comes from the fact that you have received money that you should not have collected. ”

Zhao Xi was still hesitating.

Gao Fangping does not plan to make this incident public, but he desperately needs negative news from all sides bit by bit, bombing Zheng Juzhong on Zhao Ji's side to pave the way for "his damn climate". So the best way, of course, is not for Gao Fangping to say bad things, but for Zhao Ji's idiot brother, to go to his brother and say bad things about Zheng Juzhong.

This can be had, Zhao Si, this kid was originally so virtuous. Zhao Ji will accept such a younger brother. But if a person like Gao Fangping said bad things, it would be like what happened to Lin Lingsu, which made Zhao Ji feel that it was nothing more than that.

"Do I really have to go?" Zhao Si cried and said, "I am a disciple of the clan, and I can't even go to the palace." How to impeach Zheng Juzhong in person? ”

Gao Fangping shook his head and said: "In fact, the matter of Zheng Juzhong cannot be in the political palace. That will make the official family unable to come to the stage. This kind of thing can only be done if you, a villain who likes to tell right and wrong, go to the official family privately as a younger brother to talk about things. The official family will not express his position and will not deal with it, because he said it in private. But it can make him know in his heart, and this is what he wants. ”

Zhao Si said: "Then please give me advice, for what reason?" I can't interfere in government affairs, I'll be scolded. ”

Gao Fangping said: "There is no need for too many reasons. You are a treacherous child, and you have a premonition that your indulgent Hu Yanqing has been arrested, and you don't know the reason, so you are afraid of getting into trouble, and you will throw the pot in private in the style of persecution delusion, this is originally your style, so this is 'very Zhao Xi', the official family thinks it is normal, and on the contrary, it will be remembered as one thing. Got it? ”

"Am I going to be killed?" Zhao Si said with a crying face.

Gao Fangping said: "I am a righteous person, I will protect you." ”

Zhao Si pondered, he himself was chased and assassinated, and he still protected others?

Gao Fangping said with a smile: "Don't you think too much, I specially put your uncle in Kaifeng Mansion to bite people, you think it is a dinner treat, rest assured, Kaifeng Mansion will be safer than anywhere else in the future." With your uncle's protection, you'll be fine. ”

Zhao Si was right when he thought about it, his uncle was a lewd cool official, and he had a few brushes in terms of stability maintenance, so he became proud again.

Next, in the east window, he and Xiao Zhao set up a conspiracy and treacherous scheme. After discussing it and having two drinks with him, I sent him away......

The gray-headed little treasure used to roll all day long because he had no human rights, but he had freedom.

In the past two years, it has rebelled, mixed in the Queen Mother's Chong'en Palace, and has been served well, with human rights, but no freedom. So the pandas also roll all over the ground all day long.

In the end, after the struggle, no one cared about the panda, and it was the same as when it was in Jiangzhou. The Imperial City will be set aside to bounce around the market, and no one else will care about it.

Now it doesn't like to eat bamboo, and it is generally raised by Empress Dowager Liu. It also doesn't like to watch street performances or anything, because it goes to Dasheng Mansion for free, and I'm tired of watching it.

In the past, under the rule of Gao Fangping, the panda was very regular, and it carried money and could trade when it went out. Now it has been raised by Liu Qingjing as a bandit panda, and it clearly has more money than before, but it doesn't bring money when he goes out, and eats overlord meals.

This is because of "bloat".

Xiaobao is the pet of the Queen Mother after the rebellion, so many people on the street will entertain the panda to drink, and after getting drunk, the panda wants to eat, and it will look like a robber and go directly to eat.

After eating, it will roll away and no one will say it.

There are no rules, there is no circle, when Xiaobao was presumptuous in Jiangzhou, he was really caught by a bad person. However, how could it be under Fujimoto Fang's rule, someone had already greeted the whole of Tokyo, and they were not allowed to bully the panda or interfere in its affairs. It is the mascot of the Great Song Dynasty and the exclusive pet of the Queen Mother.

On this sunny day, Uncle Panda walked in the market with a twist, and after smelling the fragrance of rice noodles, he broke into Lao Chentou's shop.

"The panda is coming!"

The little boy panicked at the sight of the panda, and the bully could eat more than Liang Hongyu and didn't pay.

Xiaobao recently quit drinking, but he likes the rice noodles here.

Just as the little boy was in tears, he found that the panda had not been robbed. It has spirituality, and it happened to meet Xiao Gao with a tiger head baby eating rice noodles here, so it rolled and rolled next to Gao Fangping to sell cuteness.

"Okay, Xiaobao, you're here again, naughty." Liang Hongyu touched its big head, and dragged the panda to go out.

The panda didn't leave, and bit off Gao Fangping's shoes again.

Gao Fangping was also very helpless, reached out and ravaged its head, and scratched it again.

Pandas love to be tickled and start rolling again.

In general, it makes Gao Fangping feel a little bit like a person. Without restraint, once indulged, even the panda has become virtuous.

It has followed Gao Fangping since he was a "little doll" and has learned a lot of rules. However, once he lost the restraint of the Great Demon King, he was quickly abolished.

So Gao Fangping was tickling the panda while thinking, maybe in the future, after my Great Demon King leaves, this world will change faster than imagined. In thousands of years of human politics, there has never been a jump out of this cycle.

That being the case, does it really make sense for Lao Tzu to move forward on this road destined to bear infamy?

Gao Fangping was asking himself.

Thinking about it, Gao Fangping was not a Wenqing, so he slapped the back of the panda's head, pointed to its nose and said: "The arrogant panda, you have no head and no brains all day long, chaotic, maneuvering between high-ranking officials and nobles, going back and forth in the land of wine ponds and meat forests, peeping and robbing without construction, and there is no shame." Under the command of my Great Demon King, when did you come out of this role? ”

Sister Liang suddenly fainted to the ground. She really felt that the Great Demon King had a nervous disorder, his remarks were a template, and he came as soon as he opened his mouth, and he reprimanded the housekeeper of the Gao family, his wife Liang Xiwen, and Erniang Xiaoduo, and said the same. It is nothing more than replacing "panda" with other objects.

And then the eggs. The panda used his finger as a pacifier again and sucked it in his mouth.

"Huh." Gao Fangping compromised, turned his head and said to the old Chen Tou, who sold rice noodles, "In the future, this robber cat will be counted as a little tiger head when he eats, and it will be recorded in the account." ”

"Okay."

Now the little boy regarded the panda as an uncle, and came over to learn Gao Fangping, tickling Xiaobao and massage.

Absolute big customer!

Liang Hongyu and the others eat fifteen bowls at a time, and this panda has at least twenty bowls.

Gao Fangping said again: "Xiaobao, do you remember your hometown? Do you want to follow me into Chengdu for the winter? The climate there has led to countless bamboos, do you remember the taste of bamboo? ”

The panda didn't know what he was talking about, so he threw himself on the ground and ate rice noodles, but fortunately he was smart enough not to break the bowl.

Animals, like children, need to be trained. In the Chong'en Palace, it will also find out after it breaks something, and the Queen Mother will be unhappy. Xiaobao likes to lick the beautiful feet of the Queen Mother, and doesn't want her to be unhappy, so she doesn't drop things.

Okay, in the end, it is Li Qingzhao's friend, Gao Fangping couldn't help but feel green again, pointed to the nose of the tiger head jade and said: "You have to pay attention, this robber cat is a real textbook, and its behavior reflects human nature, society, and everything." ”

"......" Liang Hongyu, like a panda, lowered her head and ate rice noodles, not knowing what the Great Demon King said.

Sighing, Gao Fangping left.

Regardless of whether the panda lives or dies. Xiaobao is no longer saved, and Gao Fangping plans to enter Chengdu to pull up a new panda team.

Xiaobao is enjoying life instead of enjoying life, forgetting the unique climate of the Sichuan Basin, forgetting the most essential taste of bamboo, Xiaobao will not live for a long time even if he is taken care of by the imperial doctor.

Listening to the people in the palace, the panda has more and more diarrhea, and the illness is becoming more and more frequent, He Shihan's diagnosis is that it is terminally ill, let it do what it wants to do in the last time.

After Liu Qingjing heard this conclusion, she cried to death. specially wrote a letter to Gao Fangping, who was in Liao at the time.

When Gao Fangping saw the letter, he thought of the panda's childhood. Always sighing in the psyche is not human. After returning to Beijing, Gao Fangping did not dare to take the initiative to see Xiaobao.

Now that I saw it unexpectedly, Gao Fangping asked it "Do you want to go back to your hometown?" It's a pity that it doesn't know anything.

In fact, this matter is not worth being sad about, relatively speaking, it is already very complete and happy.

Xing Panda also had a premonition, and finally met the old leader, but he left so quickly. Looking at the back of Gao Fangping leaving, the panda did not roll on the ground, but threw himself on the ground with tears in his eyes, and he didn't eat the rice noodles......

After seeing the panda, Gao Fangping suddenly felt very emotional, so he didn't go home, and went straight to the prison of the criminal department.

Hu Shi is still in prison in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment without saying anything.

Originally, the Great Demon King thought that he would die in prison when he was too old to fit in.

However, he lives well, in fact, it is different from ordinary prisons, the prison of the Criminal Department is dedicated to holding important prisoners, the conditions are very good, everything is very strict, even the villa in the prison is independent, and the poor people here do not abuse prisoners.

The only bad thing is that you can't see the light of day, and the environment in the prison is a bit bleak.

Gao Fangping came to a specific number, and saw Hu Shi sitting in it dignified, with a dim oil lamp, and the four treasures of the study, he was writing uprightly.

"What do you think about the sudden visit of Lord Gao, a dying man?" The old man Hu asked.

After the messenger opened the cell door and retreated, Gao Fangping went in and sat down and said: "Because of some things, some things are not people's thoughts, let me remember the old things of the past years, so I want to come to see you before leaving Beijing." ”

Hu Shi smiled: "It seems that the tall people are confused, or they already don't trust themselves and want to find a good teacher for help?" ”

Gao Fangping tilted his head and thought for a while: "Please don't talk about it, and you can't talk about confusion." But you're not wrong, because of the experience and occurrence of some things, I don't know why, now I especially want to talk to Wen Qing. ”

Hu Shidao: "With your character, you will be like this." You do things in a chaotic manner, although you have some ability, but you just have the heart and can't fight the torrent, but you are unwilling to accept the torrent and can't go with the flow. You can't get to the heart of you. I want to dominate everything, but I can't do it enough. That's lost. ”

Gao Fangping was stunned and said, "Why haven't you seen you for a few years, you feel like a demon?" ”

"It's all because you have a demon in your heart, so everything you look like a demon road." Hu Shi smiled.

Gao Fang said flatly: "So, even if you sit in this thatched hut I prepared for you, Mr. Hu is still strategizing and knowing the world's affairs?" ”

"This is natural, the situation in Bianjing, the Taoist priests in Bianjing, the old man has naturally heard of it." Hu Shi pointed to the books and newspapers on his desk, as well as some of the things he had written himself.

After Gao Fangping looked at his desk, he hesitated for a moment and said, "Can I take a look?" ”

"If you can solve the doubts in the hearts of adults, you can do it." Hu Shi is generous.

Gao Fangping picked up some of the articles he had written recently. Probably still criticizing the Great Demon King's out-of-the-box policies and lines, Hu Shi unreservedly criticized Gao Fangping as a brainwashing machine that is killing all thoughts, including Confucianism and Taoism.

Mr. Hu still maintains the view of his time in Jiangzhou: Gao Fangping was the most evil ruler of the Great Song Dynasty, and there was no one. He's turning everything upside down. When a ruler goes against the original intention of the founding of the dynasty and needs to mobilize incapable and unqualified grassroots groups to participate in politics and maintain his rule, this behavior is evil. For example, Gao Fangping instigated the whole people to crack down on Taoist priests in Bianjing. It's an evil reign.

Hu Shi is indeed very awesome, and he analyzed "Gao Fangping's subversion of the elite political line of the Great Song Dynasty" with strict logic. The so-called meritocracy is the meaning of the consistent scholars and doctors of the Great Song Dynasty. Hu Shi is very fixed in saying that civilians are not qualified to participate in politics, but Gao Fangping's several seizures of power and power have kidnapped the participation of unqualified grassroots groups.