204 My brother was poisoned and ate dung
204 The younger brother was poisoned and ate fecal sludge
Li Kui saw that Song Jiang was not good, and shouted: "Brother, what's wrong with you?" β
Song Jiang's body straightened up again, his face became rosy again, and he said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm in a hurry to drink." β
"It scares me to death!" Li Kui changed from worry to joy.
Wu Yong and Hua Rong knew that Song Jiang was returning to the light, and tears flowed from their eyes again.
"You are really mother-in-law, Brother Song is not in a hurry at all; Brother Song is already well, and you are crying again, all of them are an afterthought. Li Kui poured himself another drink.
Song Jiang stood up, looked out the window, sighed and said, "The sunset is infinitely good, but it's just near dusk." β
"It doesn't matter if it's dusk or not, even in the middle of the night, it's the same drink!" Li Kui laughed and said.
Song Jiang sat down opposite Li Kui and looked at Li He with good eyes.
"What are you looking at me like that? I'm not a sister-in-law. Li Kui opened his mouth and spewed out a puff of wine.
"Tie Niu, Hua Rong, Jia Liangβ" Song Jiang looked very mysterious, "Why did I have a dream late, and I dreamed of an excellent place." I remember that it is really bright and bright, and it is very similar to Shuibo Liangshan. Just outside the south gate of Chuzhou, that place is called Tateerwa, and when I die, bury me there. β
"Big brother, live well, what do you mean to die?" Li Kui listened impatiently.
"Tie Niu, my brother has been poisoned for many days, and he could only live for two days, but today he has lived for half a month more, just to see your brother, and I am most worried about you!" Song Jiang said with deep affection.
"Brother, who poisoned you? I hacked him! Brothers, it's the other way around! Li Kui shouted again.
Song Jiang laughed loudly and said, "Tie Niu, I'm afraid that you will rebel!" It ruined my life's honor. Just now, the bowl of wine I saluted you has been poisoned, and there is no cure, and you have three days to live at most, so gamble for three days with gold and silver! β
Wu Yong and Hua Rong's faces changed greatly when they heard this, and they were extremely terrified for a while.
"Hua Rong, Jia Liang, I am relieved of you! There's nothing in the wine you're drinking! After Song Jiang finished speaking, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"What? Just poison me alone?! Li Kui's eyes widened with golden eagle eyes.
"Because it's just you, you're always anti, anti, anti all day long. Sooner or later, he will be beheaded, rather than die at the hands of others, it is better to accompany his brother! Neither of us is lonely!! Song Jiang was smiling and satisfied as he had never been.
Li Kui looked at Song Jiang, and for the first time felt that this brother was so strange, he was so angry that he threw the wine bowl on the ground and scolded: "Song Jiang, you pull everything for your own selfishness?!" - I will grass your eight ancestors!! β
Li Kui rushed out of the window. Hua Rong ran to the window to watch, but there was no one left. Li Kui shuttled through the crowd, running wildly, and left the city in a short time. I saw a herd of horses grazing, pulling dung from the ground, some of which were steaming. He didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, even the dung and mud, and when he grabbed it, he stuffed it into his mouth. After a while, the vomiting did not stop. After running for a while, he came across a small river, drank muddy water again, and vomited for a while.
Ran and stopped, stopped and ran, came to a well, and saw a man carrying a bucket of water, and without saying a word, he grabbed it and drank it. A bucket of water was drained, and a bucket and a half were spit out.
"You're looking for death! Stained the well water! It was a woman who fetched the water, scolding in a rough voice.
"I'm poisoned!" Iron Bull yelled.
"You are Li Kui?!"
"You're Remo!?"
"Brother Li, what kind of poison are you?"
"I don't know, it's in the wine."
Lei Mo put Li Kui down, grabbed his leg and wrist and sent his body to the well, shouting: "Drink water, vomit!" Drink water, spit out! β
The well was not deep, Li Kui's head poked into the well, sucked a stomach of cold water, and vomited wildly. Maggots in the toad sauce in the well. Li Kui tossed and alarmed a toad in the well. It jumped up and landed right in the mouth of the Black Whirlwind. He wanted to vomit but couldn't, so he shut up and swallowed the toad.
Lei Mo dragged Li Kui up and put him next to the well railing, like a dead man, and he didn't snort after shouting a few times. was busy pinching people, and after a while, Li Kui gasped normally again, smelling fishy and smelly.
"Mom. Yes, I swallowed a toad! Li Kui wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit.
"You ate the golden toad, this time it's good, any poison can be cured!" Lei Mo clapped his hands and shouted, "Many people want to catch this golden toad, but they haven't caught it, you are really blessed!" β
Li Kui stood up, feeling that his body was much lighter, so he asked Lei Mo, why was he here. She pulled him aside and spoke slowly.
Lei Mo left Liangshanbo and came to Lijiazhuang, where he was forced to marry a butcher named Li Tong and gave birth to a daughter. Originally, life was quite stable, but Li Tong died a few years later. She took her husband's pig-killing knife and became a butcher. At present, there is a mother-in-law at home, and the three of them live together.
"Is your man really dead?" Li Kui asked seriously.
"If you're really dead, can you still joke about this kind of thing?" Lei Mo also replied seriously.
"I'll be your master, won't you?"
"Medium!"
Both of them are very refreshing, and they have had another leg in Liangshan, and they suddenly became a halfway couple. Lei Mo led Li Kui to his home and met his mother-in-law and daughter. When the old and the young saw Li Kui's appearance, they were all taken aback. Lei Mo told her mother-in-law that this was her old son-in-law, named Li Kui.
Lei Mo has a small courtyard in his house, and the door opens in the middle of the three rooms. It turned out that my mother-in-law lived in the east room, and she lived with her daughter in the west room. Now that she has recruited a son-in-law, her daughter naturally lives with her grandmother.
There is no red happy word, no red hijab, no red candle, some are two red hearts, and they are heart-to-heart. There are many strange things in the world, Li Kui has never liked any woman, but he fell in love with Lei Mo at first sight. In other words, Lei Mo, a woman who is not like a woman, made his primitive desires explode.
In addition to killing people and gambling, there is also a Lei Mo, which is really interesting in this world. Lei Mo too, don't look at it, I have already slept with other men and had children with pig-killers. But I didn't like it at all. It was this murderous black whirlwind that made her moved, and she remembered that she was also an authentic woman. Moreover, there are many parts on the body.
That night, the two of them were like beasts, and they both got the happiness of ascension from each other. Li Kui's feeling is that gambling and murder are enjoyable; Lei Mo felt like he was giving birth, painful and happy......
The two of them got up very late. Lei Mo heard no movement in the East House, so he pushed the door and went in. The shadows of her daughter and mother-in-law are gone. It turned out that they were really afraid of Li Kui's beastly guy. Grandma took her granddaughter to a younger brother.
Lei Mo is a mother after all, and sighed.
"Just go, you can still give birth, right? Give me a big fat man! Li Kui said heartlessly.
"Okay, then I'll give you a big fat boy!" Lei Mo said half-heartedly.
Li Kui laughed, picked up Lei Mo at once, returned to the house and threw him on the big bed. In the past, I didn't want to when I didn't have a woman, but now that I have a woman, I really can't let her be idle. The two went crazy again, the mother-in-law and daughter didn't leave, and Lei Mo relaxed wholeheartedly......
With a bang, the bed fell apart. The two laughed, stayed from the beginning, and cleaned up the old mountains and rivers.
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