When the trader saw Liu Bei angry, he chuckled in his heart, his mouth was cheap, and the master who provoked him was furious, and hurriedly explained with a smile: "Liu, Master Liu, that's the case." ”

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, 'Liu Pu' blurted out again.

Liu Bei is such a smart thing, I can understand it at a glance, and I cry bitterly in my heart: It's over, it seems that I used too much force, my name has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, just like meat can't come back after entering a dog's mouth, I can't laugh if I want to.

Thinking of this, Liu Bei's face was not very good-looking, he kicked the small trader, and said in an unkind tone: "Hmph, tell me from the beginning, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go quickly." ”

"Yes, yes, yes.

Here's the thing:

In front, Liu Ye didn't kidnap children, cough cough, he didn't insult a maid - cough cough, the mouth is the most wrong.

You are joking with a child, everyone sees that Liu Ye is interested, and they also come forward to have fun, counting, counting it as a suitable situation, just to make Liu Ye happy.

No, Liu Ye walked in front, we followed, and someone suddenly called you this kind of goods - cough cough cough, in short, what he meant was that his own jade tree was in the wind, but he was accompanied by flowers and trees, and your toad reincarnated was stained with flowers and grass - cough cough.

Hmph, it was he who hated Liu Ye and said that you dared to steal flowers and jade in broad daylight.

When we heard it, we thought he couldn't eat mutton and was complaining, so we stopped. ”

Speaking of this, the vendor suddenly stopped speaking, and looked at Liu Bei with slanted eyes.

Liu Bei listened angrily and wanted to hammer the small trader, quickly suppressed his anger, glared at him, and said in his mouth: "That kid is talking nonsense, do you believe this?" ”

The little trader continued to squint at Liu Bei, full of contempt, but when he looked closely, he hid envy and jealousy......

That means: Eat dry and wipe clean and don't admit it, there is really yours. Dude, don't pretend, who doesn't know who.

Liu Bei was a little depressed, scratched his head, and was very angry in his heart: What do you mean, I said you are really stupid or fake stupid.

I really want to do those things, the government didn't come to arrest me earlier, I can still stand here and play nonsense with you, isn't this nonsense?

Well? No, with all of that, it's impossible for the earth dog to look at me like that...... Hey, is something happening during this time?

Liu Bei stretched out his fist and clenched it fiercely.

'Click! ’

The vendor immediately froze when he saw the big fist of the casserole, and explained with a frightened face: "Master Liu, you listen to me." So, not long ago the kid returned to the street, followed by a group of guards.

Then the boy came to us and told us that he was the son of Taishou, and that what he said was true, and that you were a great seal thief.

Then he said, if you are caught and dispose of him, you can give a lot of silver.

Tsk, Master Liu, not only did you beat the prince, but even the maids around the prince dared to move, fart and fart. ”

'Fart, I'm going to go, so ruthless little bean sprouts, this is going to be a trick to determine the winner. ’

Liu Bei's seven tricks were smoking, but he never expected that this kid would turn passive into active in a blink of an eye, and gave himself an old punch.

Even if others are afraid of their identity as a captain and dare not act rudely, their reputation has already stinked on the street, and they have already stinked for ten miles.

"What a ruthless boy, you're trying to beat me to death."

Liu Bei was huffing, and was about to turn around to settle accounts with the little kid, when he suddenly remembered what had just happened, and his body stopped.

"If he says so, then you should believe it.

I don't think there are a few people left here, are they all going to hunt me down?

I'm obviously in the tea shop, and I basically came out with my children, but why didn't I see anyone go in to look for it, and no one came out in an ambush, right? ”

The little trader grinned, and said with a smile: "Master Liu, whether this matter is true or not, you always think that we dare to do something with our small body."

As I said earlier, everyone chases you because of your usual virtue, and everyone just wants to take the opportunity to beat you - ahem, just kidding.

It's really not about catching you now, I'm telling you - ahaha, ahaha......"

Liu Bei looked at the small trader who suddenly laughed and couldn't straighten his waist, tears and snot flowed, scratched his head, is it funny, where is the laughter, why don't I know......

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"Are you saying that I was chased by you, and a young man started a Yangge, and you took the opportunity to stop, and the young man was arrested by Gou Dazhuang to be his son-in-law?"

Liu Bei glared, with a look of surprise on his face, and asked.

The little trader covered his stomach, barely stopped laughing and said, "It's true, I didn't lie to you, listen to me in detail."

At that time, we were chasing you, and to be honest, we wanted to beat you up and vent our anger for what had happened before, but the young man suddenly joined in, and he screamed.

Gou Dazhuang wanted to catch up with you to vent his anger to his daughter, ran past him, and said something casually, and the young man stood up all of a sudden...... As a result, he was carried away by Gou Dazhuang, and some idlers followed.

Soon after the others returned to their stalls, the son of Lord Taishou arrived here, and then as soon as he talked about you, everyone agreed on the surface, and then when the son left, they ran away to find you under one excuse, I think they should go to Gou Dazhuang's house.

I wanted to go too, but I couldn't beat them, so I had to stay and watch the nearby stalls.

Liu Ye, you said, will there be a cave room at this time, puff ......"

Liu Bei listened in disbelief, this is okay.

"Isn't that young man a local?"

"Of course not.

Not only is there a difference in dress, but the accent is also a Liaodong accent, listening to the content of his nonsense, it seems that there is something wrong with the brain.

In fact, there is nothing for the locals, you have also seen Gou Dazhuang, who was injured in the army before he was disarmed and returned to the field, he is a reckless man, he will be afraid of things?

He was worried about his daughter's lifelong event now, and now he was in a hurry to send a stupid guy.

You also know that for us northerners, life and death are not very serious, let alone other things, as long as the young people are in good health.

God's gift can't be violated, poof, puff, let me laugh again......"

The little trader squatted and laughed again, Liu Bei touched his smooth chin, and his eyes rolled wildly.

"I've heard of robbing people's women, but I've never heard of robbing men, I've seen ...... for a long time."

The black head ran outside, drank a belly of ice and snow, suppressed the heat of his body, and saw the child leave the tea shop with his own eyes, so he came back and found Liu Bei.

Seeing Liu Bei's eyes rolling blindly, he knew that this product didn't hold back his fart, so he rolled his eyes and squatted on the side, waiting for the show to begin.

Liu Bei made up his mind and said to the small traders: "Ahem, as the chief inspector of these streets, the residents here can have such a beautiful thing, I should come to the door to celebrate."

Well, that's it.

Soil dog, cough cough, dig in the soil, tell me where Gou Dazhuang's home is, I will come to congratulate and send some congratulatory gifts. ”

Tuli didn't dare to dwell on the nickname of Tugou, so he quickly stood up straight and said respectfully: "Thank you Liu Ye for appreciating the light, his family is at No. 415, Beihan Lane, Tie Kill Lane, Tianfeng Street, and it is still early, so it should not be late." ”

Liu Bei held the shelf, snorted coldly in his mouth, indicating that he knew, his eyes began to draw around, looking at the stalls without owners, and wondering in his heart: "How about getting some congratulatory gifts without spending money, and still watching the excitement?" ”

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