Chapter 245: A bloody battle caused by a steamed bun
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Day. The eldest wife came to check the room. Li Qi was so frightened that he trembled, cold sweat broke out, he was really afraid of anything, early in the morning, a beautiful woman was in his bedroom, and what was even worse was that now this beautiful woman was still holding his underwear in his hand, if this was seen, it was really reasonable and couldn't tell.
Ji Hongnu was already frightened, looking at Li Qi blankly, anxious tears rolling in his eyes.
"Brother Li, are you here?"
Outside, Bai Qiannuo shouted again.
Li Qi was slightly stunned, and said busily: "Qi Niang, come in by yourself, I'm wearing pants." As she spoke, she hurriedly gestured to Ji Hongnu and asked her to stop making a noise and stand inside.
Ji Hongnu was nervously hiding on the edge of the closet.
Bai Qiannuo heard him say that he was wearing pants, where did he dare to go in.
After a while, Li Qi opened the door, but did not invite Bai Qiannuo in, and asked directly: "Qi Niang, you came to me so early, is there something wrong?" ”
Bai Qiannuo was slightly stunned, and hurriedly said: "Brother Li, it's not good, I heard this morning that Song Yuchen and they are coming to trouble the red slaves." ”
That's a good thing.
Li Qi secretly rejoiced, but said, "Ah." It's a big deal, let's hurry up. So saying, he stepped out and closed the door behind his back.
Bai Qiannuo didn't pay so much attention, and hurriedly walked towards the gate with Li Qi.
When he came to the door, Li Qi didn't say a word, and ran directly into the carriage. Lao Tzu is not so cheap.
Xing'er on the side lowered her head and glanced at Bai Qiannuo.
Bai Qiannuo's face turned red, she didn't dare to look at Xing'er, and hurriedly got in.
"Wow! Qi Niang, your carriage here is really big. ”
Richie, a hillbilly, sat in the carriage and sighed.
Bai Qiannuo glanced at her, sat opposite him, and ordered, "Go to the Drunken Immortal Residence." ”
"What are you going to do in the Drunken Immortal Residence?"
Li Qi stood up again as he spoke, sat next to Bai Qiannuo, and gently hugged her, of course he had to take the initiative in this kind of thing.
Bai Qiannuo struggled slightly, but seeing that he didn't have any hairy hands and feet, he also let him go, and he also had a little joy in his heart, and said: "Didn't I tell you just now, Song Yuchen united a group of Confucian students to prepare for trouble with the red slaves." ”
"Since that's the case, then he should also find the Qin Mansion, and the red slave is not in the Drunken Immortal Residence." Li Qi was puzzled.
Bai Qiannuo glanced at him and said, "Sister Wang is also the daughter of a third-grade master, how dare they find the Qin Mansion, although the Drunken Immortal Residence is now Sister Wang's, it is still the Qin family in name." ”
"Hey. They also know how to pick soft pinch. ”
Li Qi nodded, and said, "Then how many people are there?" ”
Bai Qiannuo said: "I don't know the specifics, but there should be a lot of people." ”
"That's good!"
"That's good? Brother Li, have you already figured out a way to deal with them? ”
"I don't need to do anything at all, naturally someone will clean them up." Li Qiyi laughed.
Bai Qiannuoqi said: "Who? ”
Li Qi said with a smile: "Qi Niang, think about it, with Song Yuchen's personality, they will definitely come to the door with great fanfare, if this is the case, then he has not yet walked to the Drunken Immortal Residence, others will know, Gao Yanei and Xiao Jiu will definitely know, these sons and brothers are usually fine, and now that someone has come to play with them, they must be happy now, and you will be ready to watch a good show later." With that, he shouted outside, "Xing'er, go through the back door." ”
Bai Qiannuo suddenly realized, and he was not worried, and said: "Brother Li, I think it is better not to let the red slave go to the Drunken Immortal Residence than this, and the Qin Mansion is not short of this bit of silver." ”
Li Qi smiled: "Yes." You're right, how much can a woman spend on a red slave, but I think a person has to find something to do in this life, otherwise it will be boring. Can a woman only have husbands and children? This is simply an insult to life, we have to enrich our lives, so that it is interesting, the red slave goes to the drunken immortal residence to sing, that is, she can play the music she likes, and she can bring happiness to everyone, and she can meet more friends, how good is this, otherwise she will not suffocate to death in front of Mrs. all day long. Qi Niang, even if you want to sell steamed buns on the street in the future, the eldest brother will definitely support you, this is also a career after all. ”
Bai Qiannuo sneered and said, "I won't sell steamed buns anymore, but Qi Niang has always wanted to do one thing." ”
"What's the matter?"
"It's to help the refugees."
"This-Qi Niang, the career of this thing, refers to the pay and return." Li Qi sweated profusely and said, "Relief for refugees" is simple, but now there are more refugees than ants, which is simply a bottomless pit.
Bai Qiannuo pouted and said, "You will definitely support me, and besides, doing good deeds is also a merit, and this is also a reward." ”
How can this Nizi be so kind-hearted. Well, since she is enthusiastic about charity, I, as a husband, should also help her.
Li Qiwei groaned, thought about it, his eyes flashed, and said: "Qi Niang, the eldest brother will definitely support you in this matter, but you can't be in a hurry, let's add up to the husband and wife, or don't do it, if we want to do it, we have to make a name for ourselves, and strive to get more people involved, so that more refugees can be relieved." ”
Bai Qiannuo's eyes lit up, sat down, and said, "Seriously, Brother Li, don't lie to me." ”
Li Qi smiled, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "Of course, what I promised you, when did I not do it." ”
On Bianhe Street, the autumn wind blew and blew a few leaves on the side of the road.
The originally prosperous street has now become a bit depressed, and the people who used to do business here are now gone, and this qiē predicts that there will be a big war here.
"Hit the red demon and do the right thing for the sky."
I saw a group of people in the distance, about thirty or forty young people dressed as Confucian scholars, shouting slogans, and walking towards the Drunken Immortal Residence.
However, there was also a group of people standing in front of the Drunken Immortal Residence, about twenty or so, squatting, sitting, standing, all gathered together in twos and threes, bragging and fartizing, and there was harmony.
This group of people is naturally the son's buddies led by Gao Yanei.
Among the four little boys, except for Fan Shaobai, the other three have arrived, especially Chai Cong, the excitement in his heart, the long-awaited scene is finally about to appear, he sits alone on a table on the side of the road, this table is still borrowed from the drunken immortal residence, sipping wine, leisurely mess.
Li Qi, who was hiding on the second floor of the Drunken Immortal Residence, saw this scene, and broke out in a cold sweat, this guy really wanted to lose face, raised his eyes, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, Okay, you Song Yuchen, you dare to insult my red slave like this, I will settle this account with you another day.
In the blink of an eye, Song Yuchen and the other Confucian scholars had already come to the door of the Drunken Immortal Residence, and they were holding some banners in their hands, looking like they were going to paste them on the door of the Drunken Immortal Residence.
As soon as the two groups of people met, it was very red-eyed, and it seemed that the grievances between them were not a matter of one day or two.
"Yanai, please get out of the way."
Song Yuchen stepped forward and said politely. Gentleman, he has always liked to salute first and then soldier, so sometimes the guide zhì doesn't even know who the other party is, and he is killed.
Gao Yanei sneered: "What if I don't let you? Where did the red lady offend you? Do you need that? It's ridiculous! ”
Song Yuchen said righteously: "The words made by the red demon are extremely low, shameless, and hurt ethics, we are doing the right thing for heaven." ”
Because the lyrics copied by Li Qi from later generations do not lack some words such as kissing, hugging, and touching, and there are also some songs that shape the status of women above men, which is indeed a bit too much in contemporary terms.
"Yes, the red demon bewitches the public, you have been deceived by her, we are the one who rescued you."
"Hit the red demon and do the right thing for the sky."
A group of Confucian scholars coaxed one after another.
Bai Qian Nuodai frowned and said, "How can they talk about red slaves like that, it's really hateful." ”
Li Qi smiled coldly: "Qi Niang, don't worry, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and they will soon suffer retribution." ”
Chai Cong suddenly laughed and said: "You big men came here to bully a weak woman, you are a true gentleman, admire, admire." ”
Zou Zijian snorted coldly and said: "Chai Guanren's words are wrong, this has nothing to do with the gentleman, a woman like the Red Demon, who is immoral and immoral, and vainly tries to confuse the people with obscene words, everyone in the world will be punished." ”
Chai Cong smiled and said nothing, his expression was quite disdainful.
Hong Tianjiu sneered: "Fat Zou, when you went to Qifeng Tower to grab the thigh of the young lady, why didn't you say that it was immoral." ”
As soon as Li Qi heard this, he immediately clapped his hands and praised: "This Xiao Jiu's brain is good." ”
"Y-you're talking nonsense."
"Am I talking nonsense? I saw it with my own eyes, do you want me to help you call that young lady, right? ”
Zhou Hua said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, Zou Xiaopang is still good, I saw Brother Wen Dao last time, and rubbed his arm on the young lady's chest, oh yes, and that Brother Zhu, don't hide, tsk, you almost didn't gnaw that young lady's mouth last time, so that others didn't dare to go out the next day, it's really ruthless." "He is much fatter than Zou Zijianke, so it is not an exaggeration to call Zou Xiaochub.
When the sons on the side heard this, they burst into laughter, and everyone talked about visiting the kiln.
For a time, lewd words flew all over the sky.
"You guys."
Those Confucian scholars pointed at Hong Tianjiu and the others, they were speechless in anger, and they were rude, how could they be Hong Tianjiu's opponents.
Visiting the kiln in contemporary times, in fact, is it normal, is it a romantic talent, but everyone will not let you be romantic, they not only go to the kiln to be romantic, then Liu Sanchang is not also famous for visiting the kiln, even the current emperor has not gone less.
But these things, you know and I know, if you say it in public, and say it so carefully, it will be really unethical, Song Yuchen They are naturally ashamed to export, but Hong Tianjiu They don't care about these.
Gao Yanei laughed and said: "What San Lang said is very true, but you can't generalize it all, the eldest son of Song is really clean, and he has never entered Qifeng Tower, do you know why?" ”
Hong Tianjiu was curious: "Why? Is he sick? ”
Gao Yanei said with a smile: "Of course he wants to eat swan meat like a toad, and he thinks about the White Lady all day long, but the White Lady would rather be mixed with Li Qi and a cook, than be in the same stream with this guy, it's really sad, I estimate that he has grown so big, except for his mother's hand, he has not even touched a woman's hand." ”
The sons laughed lewdly again.
Bai Qiannuo stomped his feet and said, "What is this Gao Yanei talking nonsense about?" ”
Li Qi said: "What he said is very right, that Song Yuchen was originally a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, hehe, but this beautiful swan is already famous." ”
These words hit Song Yuchen's weakness, and he said angrily: "Gao Yaokang, you are talking nonsense, Li Qi's match." ”
Exercise! Qi Niang is already my person, and you SB is still daydreaming.
Li Qi felt very helpless about Song Yuchen's IQ.
Hong Tianjiu sneered: "Song Gongzi, you are shameless, you are not as good as Brother Li in painting, and you don't look as handsome as Brother Li, if Brother Li is not worthy, let alone you." ”
When Li Qi heard this, he said happily: "This Xiao Jiu is also true, he talks about my shortcomings all day long, and he must be taught well another day." ”
Bai Qiannuo glanced at him, and said coquettishly: "I think this is what you taught him." ”
"Do you still need me to teach this, you can see it." Li Qi said shamelessly.
Song Yuchen knew that if he continued to say this, he would only embarrass himself, and hummed: "Today I am only here to crusade against the Red Demon, and our business will be settled with you in the future." ”
Gao Yanei said angrily: "Song Yuchen, you clean your mouth for me, the red lady looks like a fairy, well-informed, the whole heavenly girl goes down to earth, if you are not inferior to the red lady again, don't blame this Yanei for being polite." ”
Song Yuchen was annoyed and angry, relying on the fact that there were many people on his side, he stepped forward and said, "I want to see how you treat me politely." As he spoke, he raised his arms and exhaled, "Defeat the red demon and do the right thing for heaven." ”
All the Confucian scholars stepped forward to respond.
The sons also gathered around.
Just as the tension was blowing, a steamed bun fell from the sky, right in the middle of Gao Yanei's head.
This is terrible, Gao Yanei scolded: "Fuck your mother, who is plotting against Lao Tzu, brothers follow me." ”
"Kill!"
Hong Tianjiu's beast blood got up, he took the lead, rushed over and kicked Zou Zijian, there is a way to take revenge, there is a grudge to complain, he wants to beat Zou Zijian is not a matter of a day or two.
All the sons rushed up, and at this moment, those Confucian scholars were stupid, they usually remembered that the gentleman did not move his mouth, and in the face of these battle-hardened sons, they were not only passively beaten.
Suddenly, the screams came and went.
Chai Cong sat on the side, in high spirits, and praised the wine: "Good wine, good wine." ”
"That's right, what is there to say to these pedantic Confucian scholars, force is king. Hmm, Aunt Cao's steamed buns are really getting better and better. Li Qi nibbled on the remaining big steamed bun and smiled.
Bai Qiannuo gave him a roll of the eyes, and said worriedly: "Brother Li, are you so good?" ”
Li Qi said with a smile: "It depends on who makes such a big move, the son and the talented man are jealous for the red slave, and they fight, and the reputation of the red slave will soon be popular all over the capital, which is naturally a good thing for us, and they are also happy in Gao Yanei, but Song Yuchen They have to suffer, but they scold the red slave so much, they have to be punished, but this is just the beginning, you wait, I want to completely stink their reputation." ”
Those yacha who rushed to hear the news, as soon as they saw that it was Gao Yanei, they didn't say a word, turned around and left, but they were also neat.