Chapter 140: 70: Dig each other and have fun

Liu Wen and the people around him turned on the mockery mode and made a fuss for a while, asking for the specific way to move in Beiyin Village, and then they wandered back to the small restaurant in front.

At this time, Liu Bei had eaten and drunk enough, and found a comfortable position to lie down and digest food, squinting his eyes very comfortably.

Liu Wen rubbed his shriveled stomach and looked at Liu Bei with resentment, what is this called that, by the way, the blessed people Nunu mouth, and the unblessed people break their legs, but what about us, we have to run errands both with our mouths and with our mouths, and this uncle doesn't need to eat and drink enough to do anything.

"Man, man," Liu Wen shouted.

The shopkeeper was called a deaf and clear-eyed, and after shouting a few times here, the swishing figure arrived in a flash, bowed his head and smiled slightly, "This master, what do you want?"

Liu Bei was also awakened, his eyes opened a slit and looked at Liu Wen, and then closed it gently, pretending not to know.

Liu Wen sat down and said to Xiao Er, "Bring me a table of your store's signature dishes, be fast, be fast."

"Okay master, you wait a while, and you'll be here soon." The shopkeeper replied respectfully, turned around and went to the back kitchen.

"Tut, it seems that this so-called maternal uncle is not good, or is it that you pretend to refuse to let go of your belly, and you even have to run back to find food, tsk" Liu Bei squinted his eyes and said vaguely in his mouth to belittle Liu Wen, and even beat the run.

Liu Wen's handsome little white face turned red, not ashamed but angry, who is Lao Tzu running for after running, you are still (yin y) yang weird, angry personally, smiled at Liu Bei and said, "You are wrong." ”

Liu Bei's eyes didn't open, and he asked in a somewhat puzzled tone, "Could it be that I guessed wrong, it's impossible, you just have this point, what else can you do?"

"You, you, don't say if you can't speak, don't expose people if you don't understand it"

"But I like to slap people in the face, it's swollen?"

"I, I'll fight with you" Liu Wen stood up angrily and wanted to run away, measured the strength of both sides, sat down indignantly, his face changed and he continued to laugh.

The corners of Liu Bei's mouth tugged, Emma, this is a blow to the door, and you have lost your mind, right, you can't be careful of being bitten.

Liu Wengan laughed for a long time, Liu Bei didn't care, so he had to stop laughing, and said to Liu Bei, "It's not like this, I went but there was no one at home, and I found out after exploring the neighbors, the whole family went out (Chunchun) to swim, and I just returned."

Besides, I'm busy with everything but for the good of both of us, and you talk about me like this, which hurts me a lot. ”

Liu Bei hurriedly made a slight owe (身shēn) and said, "I was wrong, I apologize to you." The tone is full of sincerity, and the expression (love qg) is full.

The style of painting changed quickly, Liu Wen was stunned, this is not like you, is there a trick

"Well, it's nothing, it's just a coincidence, I just think we're going to enter the capital, it's not good for you to be so foolish again, you have to pay attention to your words and deeds, I just want to remind you, don't care if the words are wrong."

As he spoke, the shopkeeper had already brought the food on a wooden plate, and Liu Wen suddenly threw himself on the table, eating and drinking, and it was called a gobble, as for who Liu Bei was, he said that he didn't know.

"Yes, the brother (quite tg) is precious, (love qg) the price is higher, a table of food comes, all throw away.

Thy manners, knots (cāo) cāo), have been fed to the dogs. Liu Bei looked at Liu Wen, who was eating with a mouth full of oil, and muttered with his mouth crooked and slanted his eyes.

Liu Wenzheng is very satisfied with eating, and he feels a little disgusted when he hears the words, Lao Tzu eats when he is hungry, and the relationship between etiquette and festival ((cāo) cāo) Mao, you are greedy, hmph, I eat hard.

While eating the counterattack in his mouth, he didn't show weakness, "I'm hungry, I fell into the pot to cook the toad, Dad, mother, my toad is so uncomfortable to cook."

"I can't even speak, I can't tell you anything." Liu Bei looked at Liu Wen with contempt and still couldn't stop talking with food, and was dissatisfied with such ridicule in his heart.

Eyes rolled, so he smiled and said, "A few days ago, I suddenly understood something (love qg), do you want to hear it?"

Liu Wen thought about it, anyway, he was eating, and he had little chance of winning a fight with Liu Bei at this time, so it could be regarded as a meal for me when he heard it, and then I was full and said something else, and nodded when I thought of this.

"Since Gaozu established the Han Dynasty, several generations of emperors have worked hard to make the country prosperous, and only then did there be His Majesty the eloquent Emperor Wu, who enabled generals such as Wei Qing and Huo Quai, and led the army to smash the Dragon Court and drive the Huns away, so that the people of our Han Dynasty were able to recuperate, and the food (Riri) became richer

Cattle are an important resource and should not be killed without permission.

The number of horses, sheep, livestock, chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry is increasing, and he uses it mostly, but he can't meet it with meat rou.

However, there is a kind of (meat rou) food, but it is accepted and popularized to the greatest extent, but families with a little surplus can also eat a meal every three or five times.

According to this, everyone should be grateful, but the truth is the opposite, people are scolding while eating in their mouths"

"You're talking about pigs," Liu Wen said vaguely with food in his mouth.

Liu Bei nodded and continued, "Do you know why?"

Liu Wen thought about it for a while, according to some people's sayings, this thing (meat rou) is rough in quality, has a vulgar voice, and looks reckless, and it can't be eaten.

But this is also everyone's rhetoric, it is really not allowed to go to the big table, when sacrificing heaven and earth, it is not also placed on the table and alongside cattle and sheep, a total of three animals

So I really don't know why I can be angry and scolded by the people while satisfying my appetite (lust).

Liu Wen then shook his head, and looked at Liu Bei waiting for the next step.

Liu Bei took a sip of tea, and then said leisurely: "I only figured out why this is the case today, because whoever calls it is a foodie, useless." ”

"Oh, it's because of this, uh-huh-hmm."

Liu Wen listened to it and thought it was funny, and what he said also made some sense, pigs can't plow the fields, and fur is not good for leather goods, except for eating and sleeping all day long, but it is not useless But suddenly my heart is a spirit, and I suddenly thought of myself, I am also eating, and I didn't do anything well today, you, you are turning around and scolding me.

Liu Wen couldn't hold back for a moment, and the food in his mouth squirted out, but fortunately, his head twisted and squirted to the ground.

Liu Wen raised his head, wiped the corners of his mouth with a hand towel, and glared at Liu Bei with his eyes.

"Puff, hahaha, you are like a pig now, puff" Liu Bei pointed at Liu Wen, smiled and leaned back, very happy in his heart, and called you and me to make your own skin.

Summoned the shopkeeper to clean up the place, and the two brothers fought for a while, and then they drank tea and temporarily unveiled it.

Liu Wen secretly despised Liu Bei, hid his (love qg) thoughts, and asked with concern, "By the way, how do we go to the capital next, have you thought of an idea?"

Liu Bei shook his head, I was also very worried.

A light flashed in Liu Wen's eyes, and he leaned forward slightly and said, "I have an idea, do you want to give it a try?"

"Really fake"

"Really."

"Don't believe it, you don't have the IQ."

"Rub, lift the bar, you look me in the eye."

"Hey, there's eye droppings."

"Die, Big Ears."

"Die, White Duckling."

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