Chapter 257 188: Cat Jumping Dog Meows
On the hill not far away, a voice came from a sunny grass nest, saying something.
Quietly walked to the front, flicked the grass probe to look, and almost fell down with a slip under his feet.
It turned out that it was two dogs who were there chatting and blowing bullshit, wasting a lot of time.
Even if you come, you will look and listen.
Two dogs, one of which is huge, its whole body is black, and its fur is like black satin in the sunlight, shining with oil.
The other one, very petite, was covered in white dog hair, fluffy and white clouds.
"Wang, I said sister, it's not that I don't want to help you......"
"Meow, hum, it's just that you don't help me, and you still cooperate to bully me, Meow Meow ......"
The big black dog's face shook, and the dog skin on his lips drooped down, with a resentful expression.
Why? If you want to be angry, you don't dare. I want to scold, but I am reluctant. I want to ask, but I can't...... It's really aggrieved.
"Meow, look at your cowardice, don't say it's my eldest brother when you go out......"
Yun Duo'er stretched her body, walked back and forth with catwalks, and shook her round head a few times, well, the feeling of freedom, it's good.
"Wang, old sister, if we are dogs, don't always learn to meow, this will be passed out, but it will be a shame for the dog clan, and the cat clan will not laugh at those goods......" The black head lowered his voice and made a little cautious suggestion.
"Play, late, bend...... Meow, he can't change it...... Woohoo......"
Yun Duo'er knew that this was true, and she screamed very hard for a long time, and her white little face became red and deflated.
"Wang, this can't be some kind of curse that the old witch has put on you, right?"
The black-headed thief looked around with rat eyes, and the dog whispered softly, full of malice.
"Meow, 'old witch', puff, puff, do you dare to say it louder?"
"Don't dare."
After pulling salted eggs, the black head felt that he couldn't be the same as Liu Bei, except for idle talk, he didn't do the right thing, so he had a dog's face.
"Old sister, let's talk about something serious now."
For the title of 'old sister', Yun Duoer is disgusted from the bottom of her heart, is this a constant reminder that I haven't married yet, or is it a mockery that I don't have a dog...... I'm.
But the big black head has his own explanation, you see that you are better than me, the word 'old' means respect, if you think it is not good, you can call you little sister as before, it's good.
Compared with the lighter of the two, Yun Duoer had to reluctantly accept the title of 'old girl'.
Lying lazily on the soft haystack made by the black big head, the cloud dog scratched his ears with his paws, and said very lazily: "Meow, what's the matter, are you trying to coax me back to Youzhou?" ”
Seeing that the old sister was lazy, the black big-headed dog's heart was broken, and he blamed himself, coaxing and serving like a princess from picking it up, and it turned out to be like this, what can you do in the future, my old sister.
"Wang, that's not the case."
When the black head said this, he organized his words for a while, and then continued: "It's about, about the wolf dog that I suggested earlier, you see, ......."
"I thought something was going on, it scared me.
That's it, what a simple thing, as for taking advantage of the fact that it's not there, it's so mysterious......"
After licking the dog's hair a few times, Yun Duoer opened her mouth very dissatisfied.
"Yikes!"
The big black head jumped up all at once, and the dog's eyes were full of joy.
"Woo, I know that you know that you know the most righteous and know how to win glory for your clansmen......"
"Meow, stop, what are you talking nonsense?"
"Uh...... Sister, what do you mean? ”
"You still don't accept it if you say you're stupid, hum, now it seems that what Brother Toad said is right, iron cast copper poured into the Shenwu body, stupid and stupid, it's you...... Hmph, it's still my toad brother, so handsome and chic, and so smart, it makes my heart tremble......"
'Hiss, hiss' drooling.
The big black head looked at the old girl whose whole body was getting more and more red, the dog was sad and the dog had tears in his eyes, there were in the world, I had a dog fan here, and my heart was broken.
In order not to let the old girl indulge in it, the black big head had to continue the previous topic, trying to divert the old girl's attention.
"I know that my sister is the most powerful, haha, I'm a stupid dog, and I ask my sister to explain it to me, so that I can rest assured."
"Shh
Yun Duo'er's beautiful big eyes glanced at her brother with contempt, and then she said, "Aren't you on good terms with the Blue Wolf King, that's not a very simple matter." ”
"Huh? I do have a bit of a friendship with that thing, but, but ......" the black big head said this, his language was stuck, his body was twisted, and his eyes were confused.
"Does the old sister mean that she wants me to come to the Blue Wolf King...... However, he is a male wolf, and I am a male dog...... How embarrassing is this...... Besides, posture is also an issue......"
"Meow ......"
The cloud jumped up angrily, came to the black head, looked at the fat chest, and bit down viciously with his dog teeth.
"Ah......h
The big black head raised the dog's head, grinning and screaming in pain.
Yun Duo'er let go of the small dog's mouth and looked at the big black head with teary eyes.
The big black head scratched the dog's head embarrassedly, and explained with an embarrassed face: "I'll cry out for you to save your physical strength...... Wang, good weather today......"
"I really doubt why you've survived until now and haven't been stewed with dog meat." The clouds 'hiss' the air as a way to reduce the pain of the teeth, and the language is sarcastic.
"You gave birth to a litter of cubs with a wolf, Liu Bei felt very good, this is not a new species, but it is also an excellent branch, and it is an evolutionary direction.
Liu Bei went to see Pudu Immortal Gu and took one to the past, which was also recognized by Pudu Immortal Gu.
From there, I knew something was going to happen.
Sure enough, Liu Bei suddenly fell into a coma again, and others could not be treated, so they could only ask for help from Pudu Immortal Gu.
But they are afraid of Pudu Immortal Gu, and I don't know why, human thinking is too complicated.
So, they asked you to go to see the fairy girl.
According to your character of bullying the weak and fearing the hard, meowing, only taking advantage of the advantages and protecting yourself, you will not agree to them at all.
But you finally agreed, then you must have had other thoughts at that time, so you agreed.
You bite another puppy and ask to see it, and the fairy girl likes the first one very much, so naturally she won't refuse.
But the two of you didn't say anything, and after a few glances at each other, the fairy girl knocked me out.
When I woke up, I heard that the fairy aunt rescued Liu Bei, and no one knows the process. ”
Speaking of this, Yun Duo'er's delicate dog eyes stared at the big black head, and said, let's talk.
"Woo ......"
The big black head barked a few times, saying that it was not that I didn't want to say it, but that I couldn't say it, and I had to be righteous to be a dog.
"Old sister, these things have nothing to do with the current conversation, let's talk about it when we go back, let's get down to business first, okay, okay, promise me...... I'll lick your dog's hair......"
"Uh...... Stay away from me, where did you learn to pretend to be stupid and cute...... Vomiting...... I only belong to Brother Toad...... I warn you, don't take my toad brother with you, or you'll be ...... end."
Yun Duo'er jumped up and down, dodging a huge dog mouth that came over, endured the smell of the dog on the tip of his nose, the white hair on his body turned red, and his mouth whined and screamed, scolding the black big head angrily.
In order to achieve the goal, the big black head chased Yun Duo'er and brushed her dog hair, and the huge dog eyes blinked and blinked, pretending to be a cute pet.
Listening to the old girl's words, the black head was very wronged.
"Wang, old sister, to be a dog is to talk about conscience, these are all learned from the big ears......
He can use it superbly, why am I full of embarrassment, you can't treat it like this......"
"Ahh......h Zhang Shiping, you say, see if you can name the flowers. Liu Bei rubbed his itchy nose and looked down coldly.
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