The monk in front of Xiaoshuang in a hundred robes was quickly thrown in by the two ghosts and closed the door again.

Xiaoshuang replaced the monk and came first in front of the door, and found that the door was not closed tightly, leaving a small crack in it, and Xiaoshuang could see some of the monk's movements through the crack in the door.

"Bang."

"Monks, why don't you kneel?"

The judge shouted.

"Amitabha! The poor monk only knelt to the Buddha all his life. The monk said confidently.

"I see, you think I'm a small official, right? Liberation of vows. Believe it or not, I'll hand you over to the Jizo King Bodhisattva, so that you can't cry. ”

"The poor monk has never killed in this life, he has served the Buddha all his life, read the scriptures well, and recited them by mouth, even if he can't cultivate the golden body and get the Bodhi Positive Fruit, he has to be directly reincarnated in the house of the emperor and the general, and enjoy the wealth of a lifetime."

The monk is upright, argues with reason, has a straight body, and has a heroic spirit.

"Then tell me about the eight precepts of Buddhism?" The judge asked, seemingly casually.

"Don't kill, don't steal, don't do Brahmanism, don't lie, don't drink, don't eat out of season, don't smell flowers and dignify yourself, don't sing and dance, don't sit on a big bed." Liberating the vows and returning to the path.

"You're done, it's my turn. You are a home that hits a wall everywhere, and your life is unsatisfactory. After becoming a monk, you secretly take home the money donated by the believers to the merit box in the temple in the middle of the night and spend the night at home.

Once, you went home in the middle of the night and let the big yellow dog at the entrance of your village bite, and you didn't dare to make a noise, and then you went out once to make a fate, and met two dog thieves, so you revealed the news to them.

The head of the bull, with the bitter master. ”

After a while, Xiaoshuang heard a group of dogs barking. It is estimated that the two thieves listened to him and killed all the dogs in the village, which is a great crime.

The monk's legs weakened, he knelt on the ground, and recited in his mouth: "Amitabha, sin, sin, ask for forgiveness from adults, my Buddha is merciful!" ”

Xiaoshuang couldn't imagine such a hardened monk, and he confessed in a blink of an eye, and it seemed that it would not work with the judge.

"Okay, then I'll give you two paths, one is to go to hell and accept punishment.

The other is to go to the ashram of King Jizo Bodhisattva to receive re-cultivation.

Think about it. The judge said.

"The poor monk chooses the second, the second."

The monk seemed to be very pleased, and Howe chose the second one without hesitation. If this is allowed to be a double choice, it will be the same result, and fools know to choose one that is beneficial to themselves. Xiaoshuang thought so.

"Ma Mian, let him sign and draw the pledge."

After the monk finished signing, he kowtowed and said gratefully: "Poor monk, thank you, Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful!" My Buddha is compassionate! ”

"Heh, heh, heh, hell is not empty, you can't become a Buddha, and the King of the Earth Bodhisattva is very strict." A buzzing voice teased.

Listening to the sound, it should be a horse face that has just been signed and drawn, which makes people feel like goosebumps are going to be put on their bodies.

"Don't thank me, the King of the Earth Bodhisattva is extremely strict, and so far, except for a group of his true descendants in the yang world, who have achieved cultivation and can move freely. The first son sent to the dojo to practice in the underworld, so far, there is none; Whoever has cultivated a golden body, I hope you can become a Buddha. The judge comforted with deep sympathy.

It seems that I am not very optimistic about that road, this is probably the last road that Lao Zhong said! Xiaoshuang thought.

"Heh, heh, heh, there are many people in Hell who have been tempered, performed well, and have been reincarnated again.

But I haven't heard of anyone coming out of the underworld dojo of King Jizo Bodhisattva, and the last time I sent a group of new disciples to the Bodhisattva, those old disciples begged me to send them back to hell, hehehe! "It's the buzzing sound again, giving goosebumps to the ground.

"I want to go to hell, I want to go to hell, I Buddha said, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell."

The monk seemed to be undecided, and even such a good self-proclaimed poor monk was thrown out of the clouds. Alas, ......, Xiaoshuang sighed in his heart, and he already had a plan in his heart.

"It's late, I've signed, I've drawn it, you're a newcomer to the Jizo King Bodhisattva Dojo, I wish you an early Buddha. Ma Mian, send him where he should go. ”

"No, I'm not going, I'm going to hell."

The monk's voice faded away, apparently dragged away by the horse.

"Next"

Xiaoshuang didn't wait for the two ghosts to come and arrest him, so he pushed the door and walked in, and saw a person with a mask of a vicious ghost head sitting in the hall looking at him, and saw a futon under the hall, so he knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly, kowtowing while kowtowing, and said: "The judge judges the case like a god, like the blue sky in the world, and the grass people don't know what crime they have committed, everything is up to the judge to decide." ”

"Zhen Wushuang, when did you kid learn to pat on the back, I guess it was because I saw that the two people in front of me were not good, so I took the initiative to do it!"

The judge said kindly.

Why does this sound so familiar? But why can't you remember?

"Zhen Wushuang, raise your head and look at this official." The judge said.

"Daddy, you're daddy." Xiaoshuang was startled and stood up unconsciously.

Xiaoshuang never dreamed that this judge was actually his godfather Liu Qingshan.

The person in front of him was holding a ghost head in his hand, a thin face with a pair of small squinting eyes, and a white three-sheep beard under the high bridge of his nose, and he was smiling at himself at this time.

Xiaoshuang rushed over, only a few steps but was pinched by a pair of big hands like a fan and lifted up.

Xiaoshuang felt like a duck pinched by someone's neck to be slaughtered, as long as he used a slight force, his erection would be twisted, and his whole body was like falling into an ice cave, and he didn't even dare to struggle.

"Horse Noodles"

The judge shouted and waved his hand, stopping Ma Mian's next move and letting him fall back into place.

Xiaoshuang moved his neck, but fortunately, it didn't break. Some resentfully looked to the right, and gasped in his heart, this person is estimated to be two meters away, a horse face is surprisingly elongated, two eyes bulging like copper bells, a flat nose and a fork, a hippopotamus face.

There are such ugly people in the world, Xiaoshuang doesn't want to take a second look after one look.

Seeing Xiaoshuang looking at him, Ma Mian waved his hand, and hummed a little apologetically: "Young master, I couldn't help it just now, I thought someone was pretending to be the master's relative?" ”

There are still people who have this kind of brain hole, which is completely beyond Xiaoshuang's imagination.

That young master screamed that Xiaoshuang had goosebumps falling to the ground, but now Xiaoshuang can't care so much, and he can't suppress his excitement and rush to the hall

, grabbed his father's goatee and pulled it, sure it was a real person, and still couldn't believe it.

"Daddy, you're really Daddy."

"Uh, good son." Liu Qingshan replied.

Xiaoshuang looked at Liu Qingshan, tears couldn't stop pouring out, turning all the grievances he had suffered over the years into tears, and he swayed them wantonly.

Unexpectedly, Lao Tzu is also the second generation of officials, and he is also a privileged class.

"Dad, you are such a big official here, can you let me go back first, it's too late to go back, my mother should be in a hurry again."

"Don't worry, don't worry, let's get down to business first, and then go to my back hall to catch up, and it's not too late to leave."

Seeing that Liu Qingshan did not agree, Xiaoshuang was obviously perfunctory to him, so he crossed his hands and played a scoundrel in front of Liu Qingshan.

"You can see it, I don't think I'm doing anything. I have followed your earnest teachings since I was a child, and I didn't even dare to kill a chicken, but in the end, you caught it here. ”

"You didn't kill the chickens because the chickens were killed by your mother, and you only ate chickens. To tell the truth, you really didn't commit anything short of longevity, I just blame your bad life, your life is bad, and your life is a curse, so I don't need to talk about it below! ”

Liu Qingshan said

"See, what you taught me is still in my head!

The lonely star of the sky, the six relatives of the criminal party, either go away or empty the door.

Damn, that's not what you said when you told me my fortune.

What kind of chicken are you talking about, crawling one and eating another, and being an ordinary good person.

You lied to me! ”

Xiaoshuang finally realized the seriousness of the matter, he had always trusted his son Liu Qingshan, and never thought that he would lie to himself.

Liu Qingshan also seemed to be a little reluctant, tilted his head and thought about it, and then opened the conversation.

"Then let's open the skylight and say something! When you were born, when your parents asked me for fortune telling, I found out that you should be a fellow believer in my lineage, so I accepted you as my godson, and taught me what I had learned in my life, hoping that you could inherit my Taoism in the future and carry it forward.

If you can inherit my Taoism and continue to practice, you can enjoy the blessings of the world for the rest of your life. Your current situation is that if you don't leave, your family will have to leave, and if you leave, your family will be safe. ”

"Dad, don't scare me, I've been scared by you since I was a child. You used to tell fortunes and deceived my parents and didn't tell the truth, because you made a living for those few dollars of fortune-telling money, which is understandable. Now he is lying to me and saying that there is danger at home, so if you tell me what kind of danger method is, if you don't tell me the cause and effect, I can't spare you. ”

"Originally, this is a heavenly machine, and the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, but for the sake of the fact that the confidentiality is not very high, I will reveal a little bit to you!

That Jin Youcai, his uncle was born in the underworld, and after having money, he turned into a whitewasher and established a Jin Group, mainly engaged in real estate. Jin Youcai is in charge of the city's real estate demolition work, and he has a group of thugs under his hands, and there are already several murder cases here!

If you beat him and make him lose face in front of everyone, he will definitely find someone to take revenge on your family. ”

Xiaoshuang was in a hurry, grabbed Liu Qingshan's shoulders and shook him.

"Then you quickly send someone to arrest Jin Youcai and his gang of dogs!"

Liu Qingshan stretched out his hand and patted Xiaoshuang's shoulder as a sign of comfort.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I can see that you are still a filial son, and it will not be too late for me to finish speaking.

After Da Xiong arrested you, I asked him to go to your house to reconnoitre, and your parents took you to the hospital for first aid, but the people sent by Jin Youcai did not touch your parents, and when they heard that you fell down the stairs drunk and went to first aid, their anger disappeared, so they did not continue to pursue. ”

Hearing this, Xiaoshuang's excitement finally calmed down, took a long breath, and said with some disapproval in his heart: "Is there such trouble!" Just ask Da Xiong to take Jin Youcai down, no. Isn't that how I got taken down by you? ”

"I can see that you still have resentment in your heart, you are different from him. You have taken it with all your yang life, and he has not finished your yang life, so you can't take people. The two of them are two different things. Liu Qingshan gave Xiaoshuang an analysis.

"No wonder the folk say that good people don't live long, and disasters are left for thousands of years, and they are all used to you."

Xiaoshuang does not give up.

"Your dad and I don't carry this black cauldron, I'm just acting on orders." Liu Qingshan waved his hand and said.

"So you can't be blamed for that, so what are you going to do with me now, to let me go back? Or let me go and cast a rich and handsome tire? Or send me to Jizo Bodhisattva to practice, didn't you say that I have a root of wisdom? Xiaoshuang didn't know where to go now, so he asked casually

"Don't talk nonsense, it's impossible to go back, you die in vain in this life, and you don't usually have any practice, and you can only be an ordinary person after reincarnation, and you will work hard all your life.

Jizo Bodhisattva, until now, there is no monk of the Yin Division who has achieved cultivation, I can let you go, or don't you bet first, let me think about it. ”

Liu Qingshan has a big head, and habitually supports his head with his hands, which is like a student with a low score in the exam who wants to go to a key school, which makes people embarrassed.