Chapter 157: The Stupid Han Man
Chapter 157 Stupid Han people
Although Cao Xiang is smart, he is young after all, and a fifteen-year-old young man's heart is full of major events to drive tigers and wolves to dominate the world, so naturally he can't think of those small things in the army.
"Ah Lang, you come to our army as a Sima, it's much better than you serve as a Sima in the Yulin Army."
Cao Xiang felt that Yun Lang was a good talent, so he opened his mouth to recruit him.
Yun Lang pouted and said: "The reason why I became the Sima of the Yulin Army is entirely because of being this Sima, I can get a good salary without going to be in charge of the army, and if I become your Sima, can I do this?" β
Cao Xiang said angrily: "Naturally, it can't be done!" This army is just starting out, so naturally there are a lot of things to do, I only need to lead the army, and I don't care about the rest, I have to deal with Sima."
Yun Lang smiled: "Since your army is all cavalry, I can't help you with anything else, I can still transform your cavalry." β
Cao Xiang shook his head and said, "How to transform?" The horseshoe has been loaded. β
Yun Lang said angrily: "It's stupid to be stupid, knowing that there is a stirrup that is easy to get on the horse, why haven't you thought about putting two stirrups on the war horse?"
Wouldn't that leave two hands free?
How can it be better to control a war horse with two legs and fight with a weapon with two hands than with one hand, right?
I don't know what you think, oh my God, if you know how to equip war horses with unilateral stirrups, don't you know that with two stirrups, with two stirrups, the cavalry can stand on horseback and fight, and you can shoot bows and arrows on horses, you always say that the Huns can shoot bows and arrows on bareback horses, so you don't want to change it?
Wouldn't it be uncomfortable for you to always hang one leg on the horse's belly? β
Cao Xiang, Li Dare was red-faced by Yun Lang's words, they found that things seemed to be really like this, knowing the legs on one side of the convenience, but not knowing the legs on both sides of the convenience, it was indeed a bit stupid.
"Stupid and stupid, how can I lower my body and be a Sima for you? I can't afford to lose that person......"
Cao Xiang gritted his teeth and said, "I'll go find someone to try your bilateral stirrups first, and if it doesn't work, we'll settle the score." β
Yun Lang took a sip of tea from the teacup and said with a smile: "What if it happens?" β
Cao Xiang scolded angrily: "I know you have taken a fancy to my set of cloisonnΓ© gold chessboard, if you can make it, he will be yours." β
Yun Lang laughed and said: "You are a knowledgeable guy, don't worry, I will continue to cheapen you if I have ideas in the future." β
Cao Xiang pulled Li Dang and went straight to the Yun family's stable, their war horses were all raised by the Yun family, but they didn't ride much recently.
Sitting on the platform on the second floor, Yun Lang felt that his life was very good now.
There is a lewd guy waiting at the end of the path to meet the nobleman, there is a fool who is fighting with the tiger, and he is pressed to the ground by the tiger again and again, and he is still happy, and there are two who untie the unilateral stirrups on other people's war horses and put them on their own war horses.
The women were scattered in the fields and worked happily, and some of them were singing, and if Han Ze, the bad old man of Yuefu, came here, he would definitely record a lot of good tunes.
The half-grown boys are even more industrious, some are burning lime, some are receiving coal and stone from the savages, some are grazing on the hillside meadows, and some are waiting for poultry and livestock with Meng Da and Meng Er.
As for the little insect and red sleeves who haven't seen anyone all day, it is estimated that they wore one-piece swimsuits to show off in the pool of Gillian's house.
If possible, Yun Lang would like to live like this, with a group of people who had little hope, and slowly become hopeful, slowly become rich, and become human, which is good.
Just seeing the tall mound of sealed earth, Yun Lang's nose was very sour, Dazai has always been afraid of the cold, and I don't know if he will feel uncomfortable lying on that cold step now.
Yun Lang felt that he had to go to the Mausoleum of the First Emperor and find a way to completely close the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, if he couldn't, he was ready to dispense some gunpowder and collapse the entire mausoleum.
The insects arched and dug in the pool, and most of the fair-skinned buttocks were exposed, which was very attractive.
Gillian is staring at the insect's ass now, how to look at it, how to think that the swimsuit on the insect's body is very good-looking, just a few pieces of cloth, revealing the most beautiful figure of the woman.
This is also worn on the body of the little worm, she is still a child, and there is not much difference between a boy with no breasts and no ass...... If......
Gillian looked down at her towering breasts, jumped down from a goose-shaped sheepskin sac and shouted, "Da Changqiu! β
Da Changqiu didn't know where it came from, and appeared next to Gillian with a bang.
Gillian pointed to the swimsuit on the worm and said, "Take my size and make one." β
Da Changqiu squinted his eyes, looked at the ass that the little insect was still pouting, and immediately smiled toothlessly.
"Do you want to show your majesty?"
Gillian said angrily: "If it weren't for the fact that you dog minions have a chance to get ahead, do you think I would be so shameless?" β
Da Changqiu hurriedly bowed down and said, "Thank you for taking pity on the slaves. β
Da Changqiu beckoned, and immediately two palace maids with big shoulders and round waists came over, fished out the small insects from the water at his signal, and then carried them to the small building.
Gillian, who was dressed in a gauze dress, climbed onto the swan-shaped sheepskin bag again, paddled the water to a shady place and asked, "Yunlang, what are they doing?" β
Da Changqiu squatted on the shore and said: "Yun Lang is drinking tea, Dongfang Shuo is waiting on the path to have a chance encounter with the slave maid, Huo Qubing is fighting with the tiger, Cao Xiang and Li Dare are hiding in the stable and don't know what they are doing."
Nobleman, Dongfang Shuo ......"
Gillian opened her eyes and said, "What's wrong with him?" β
"Listening to the report of the little yellow gate, Dongfang Shuokou kept saying that there are some advice that is beneficial to my Changmen Palace."
Gillian sneered and said: "Another person who speaks loudly, these people, they talk about the truth, and they tend to shrink their heads when they do things, they are nothing more than some people who want me to be self-denying and courteous, and know how to be respectful and humble, and there are fewer quail-like women in the palace?" I didn't see anyone holding Ah Yan's heart.
They don't listen to their nonsense. β
Da Changqiu hesitated for a moment and said, "Wei Qing went to Youbeiping." β
Gillian's expression immediately became a little gloomy, a white hand gently teased the clear water under her, and sighed: "After all, you have to use your strength to speak, Wei Zifu is lucky, he has a younger brother who can fight, and he takes advantage of everything."
Hehe, tell me, why are my brothers and sisters all wine bags and rice bags? β
Da Changqiu smiled: "Aren't there four good young men living next door to our house?" Although Huo Quai, Cao Xiang has a deep relationship with Wei Zifu, but ah, Yun Lang and Li Kang have nothing to do with Wei Zifu......
From the slave's point of view, among these four people, Yun Lang's talent should be the first, Huo Quai's courage and fortitude are second, Cao Xiang's cunning and wisdom are secondary, and Li Dangluo's loyalty and courage are secondary......
Looking at the entire Great Han Kingdom, there are not many talented young people who surpass the four of them. β
Gillian sighed and said: "I always felt that Yun Lang seemed to be asking for us, but since he fell seriously ill, this feeling has disappeared, why is this?" β
Da Changqiu said with a smile: "Naturally, there was an accident, or an accident, when the slave maid first saw Yunlang, there were purple blood spots under his eyes, this was not caused by some illness, it should be poisoned."
After he returned, he fed on carrots and water every day, and the old slave thought it was a process of detoxification. β
Gillian frowned and said, "Is there anything else we don't know about Yunlang?" β
Da Changqiu nodded and said: "A lot, such as his origin, even His Majesty didn't understand this matter, the embroidered messenger went to Zhongshan Kingdom, Cai Di, where the Yun clan has disappeared because of the war."
The place where he first appeared was Lishan, before this, no one had seen him, nor had they heard of him, he was very eye-catching as soon as he appeared, Shuzhong Zhuo's family, Princess Changping, and even Liu Ying, the Marquis of Guangguang, and Prime Minister Xue Ze were all very interested in this son, but this son later entered His Majesty's sight, and those people died down and did not dare to win over Yunlang.
The reason why His Majesty agreed to give him the 3,000 acres of land in Lishan was also to observe it closely, after all, with the contribution of Yuanshuo plows, waterwheels, water mills, and horseshoes, it was worth His Majesty's risk for him and forget his suspicious origins. β
"So, Ah Yu arranged him near the Nagato Palace, just so that the Yulin Army guarding us could spy on him nearby?"
Da Changqiu said with a smile: "That's not the case, the land that the Yun clan keeps now was personally selected by Yun Lang, it seems that he chose this place completely for the purpose of using the hot springs, and it should be an accident to be neighbors with us." β