The mountain eagle squatted in the trench, raised his head and scolded loudly: "Damn, you little devils are not honest!" Then he bowed his head and said, "They must see that you are new, so they will scare and scare you, and give you a dismount!" These bitches raised don't give Lao Tzu face, Ji Mazi! You call out the mouse, tell him to stop answering the phone, and shoot them! Rats hit rats the most. ”

"Yes!" Ji Mazi ran back with a gun.

Seeing that the scouts all picked up their weapons and ran out, the mountain eagle waved his hand to stop him: "Why are all you scouts out, go back and go back, it's okay." Let's just fire and teach them a lesson! ”

As he was talking, the rat parted the crowd, "Let one let, let one let go!" Ran out and shouted: "Zuoshan carving, just now Boss Hu said on the line, yesterday the little devils were full of big radish, many people had a long vacation, and the monkeys were going to come up." ”

"What else did you say?" The mountain eagle was still squatting and asked.

"It's nothing, I was going to say something, Ji Mazi came to shout, and I hung up." After the mouse hunched over and ran out of the hole, he crouched down a little in front of him and listened to the old cat's instructions.

"Stop babbling. Go over and send a few radishes up the hill on the left for your children and grandchildren to taste. The mountain carving pointed to the mountain on the left and instructed the mouse.

The mouse said, "Yes! The cat leaned over a short distance and uncovered a stone slab, revealing a small infantry cannon in a hole.

The enemy troops on the hill over there hurriedly shouted: "Don't open fire, don't fire, I know you have to fire, don't be so serious, we didn't hit your people, just greet." ”

There is still such a thing on the front line.

Hearing this, the mouse stopped and asked, "The mountain carving, are you still fighting?" ”

The mountain eagle said impatiently: "Did I say I wouldn't fight?" ”

The mouse said, "Yes! Didn't say it! ”

The mountain eagle said, "You dog! Is what Lao Tzu just said a joke? Beat! Wait, how many shots did they take just now? ”

The gunners said, "There are seven or eight shots in total." ”

The mountain eagle scolded and scolded: "Damn, isn't this intentionally beating people to death?" Two shots for one! You're kind to them. ”

The rat got energetic and shouted, "Yes! Resolutely carry out the order! ”

The hill shouted again: "Brother, don't shoot cannons!" We are friends and see each other every day! ”

"Friends? You fuck you! What do you mean when my friend comes and you put your guns down? ”

"Let's say hello to our new friends."

"Greetings? Okay, there is no rudeness, thank you, thank you, and now I salute you! Rat! Why don't you fight yet? ”

"Yes! Shoot the guns. ”

Before the words could be spoken, the first shell whistled forward.

This was followed by a series of five shells.

After the cannon, the smoke rising from the hill had not yet cleared, and everyone went back to the cave, too lazy to talk nonsense with the other party's people.

"Go forward and help, blow the sand out of my eyes." The gunners moved forward for help.

"No problem!" Moving forward, he parted his eyelids with his fingers, blew a few hard breaths, and saw a pebble the size of a broken grain of rice roll out.

At this time, the rat finished firing outside, and returned to report: "Oops, not good! Mountain carving, we have killed people! One of the cannons missed the mark, hit the front of their position, and accidentally killed one of their outposts, and I just saw them come out to carry men. ”

"Really? All right! Another big rest for rats...... Put it in your account, and it will fulfill him. Oh no, rat, you kill your kind, it's inhuman. The mountain carving smiled.

"If you want me to say, they deserve it!" Ji Mazi continued to fiddle with the heavy machine gun and cursed.

The mountain eagle said: "They have a big rest of rats, and it seems that they must be on guard tonight, and inform the posts that the enemy may come to take revenge." And what about the cannon? Has it been transferred? ”

The mouse said, "It's shifted." Then he grinned: "What are you anxious about?" Who knows if they have a dead man, I have deceived you. ”

"Huh?"

Before he finished speaking, Ji Mazi put down the cloth in his hand and pounced. The mouse was caught off guard, and he let him go and fell to the ground.

"I call you a liar!" Ji Mazi rode on top of him, and her hands kept tickling under his armpits.

Their squad leader also scolded: "You stinky mouse is not a thing, even the highest commander dares to deceive!" He pounced on him, knelt on one leg and tried to undress him.

Seeing that the rat was struggling fiercely, the two couldn't hold it down, and the mountain eagle hurriedly shouted: "Scouts, come and help, take off this kid's clothes and pants." This kid is the smallest, quite good-looking, and will be tied up with a rope. ”

When several scouts heard this, they became curious and shouted, "Yes!" So he hurriedly moved his hand and helped to press the limbs of the mouse.

The rat howled like a pig and shouted "help", and the people next to him who didn't do it looked at it and laughed.

Seeing that the mouse's belt was taken away by their squad leader, he and He Siguang laughed tears in their eyes, panting and said, "Don't, don't." "It's good to say bad, and then everyone is pulled away.

The mouse begged for mercy, fastened his belt, coughed and said, "You guys are too faceless and not fun." Oh, my letter is crumpled by you. It's not fun, it's not fun at all, you're a little too much, this is a letter to my dad, and you've broken it. ”

"Hungry!" The mountain eagle sat down on the ammunition box and gasped and asked, "Mouse, what did you just say?" What did Boss Hu say? ”

The mouse said, "The people from the breakfast cooking class will bring it and tell us to wait." ”

The mountain carving said: "Don't lie again! When the time comes, I will make you look good. I haven't eaten a delicious meal for a long time, and Boss Hu is really a roundworm in my stomach and knows what we want. Then put aside the dry food, and wait for the cooking class to bring the delicious food. ”

Xiong Guoqing asked: "Is there any share of us?" We're new here, does your boss know? ”

The mouse said, "Of course I know, I already called yesterday." When we heard that you were coming, we went down the mountain to get water. If we can't get up, we'll cook our own food. Anyway, there is water, but there is no food, and the mountain rat doesn't know if he can eat it? Yesterday we were carrying water up the mountain, and on the way we saw a mountain mouse drilling a hole in the soil, and I caught it. Now, it's there, can you eat it? They said they couldn't eat it, and I wanted to peel the skin and make some game, but I don't know what happened. Forward, you see? ”

Ji Mazi smiled: "Ouch, mouse, even your kind eats?" Just now I shot your kind, and now I'm eating your house, it's really inhumane! ”

The mouse said, "I'm too lazy to tell you, I'm going to write again." When the military workers come, they can take them down the mountain. You have made this letter unseemly, and my early morning work has been in vain. Mountain carving, can you give me two more pieces of paper? ”