424 Li Junxi married a silver flower wife

Tianshou star mixed river dragon Li Jun is also a well-known figure in "Water Margin", ranking 26th in Tiangangxing. It may also be said that this ranking is not too high. But he ranked first among the generals of the navy, surpassing the three Xiong of the Ruan family and the Zhang brothers. Generally speaking, "Water Margin" attaches more importance to immediate generals and foot generals, and looks down on the water army.

Li Jun's nickname "Mixed River Dragon" is also quite interesting. It is said that the "mixed river dragon" is a tool for controlling the river and sweeping the river sand. In order to clean up the sediment of the Yellow River, the Song Dynasty invented a huge iron rake to stir up the sediment at the bottom of the water and make the sand flow away along the water. Li Jun took the nickname "Mixed River Dragon", which has the meaning of turning the river.

There is a poem that praises:

He lives in Xunyang Jiangpu, and is the most heroic hero. The eyebrows are thick, the eyes are large, and the skin is red. The mustache hangs down the iron wire, and the words are like a bronze bell.

Rin Rin's body is eight feet long, and he can wield a sharp sword and frost edge. Leaping over the waves and making miraculous feats. Luzhou born Li Jun, nicknamed Mingjiang Dragon.

Li Jun is active, although he is Song Jiang's confidant, but he does not have the idea of foolishness and loyalty, and when Zheng Fangla sees the death and injury of his brothers, he is unwilling to continue to work with Song Jiang. In Taihu Lake, he made a living by fishing, and then his life was not smooth, and he and Tong Wei and Tong Meng brothers took a big boat and went to sea to make a living.

Drifting all the way to the sea, they first came to Jinao Island, occupied the island as the king, and lived a free and easy life at sea.

Jinao Island was under the jurisdiction of the State of Siam (present-day Thailand). Most of the country's borders are gentle mountains and plateaus. The terrain is changeable and can be divided into four parts: western, central, eastern, and southern. At this time, the Kingdom of Siam was divided, and the "gun" was the King of Grass. In order to get greater support, they all made overtures to the Great Song Dynasty, hoping to become a vassal state of the Song Dynasty and be crowned king by the Song Dynasty.

The king closest to Jinao Island was named Maha Zhongfa Bai, who was in the prime of life and had the ambition to annex other small countries. He was the first to win the support of the Song Kingdom and was named King of Siam.

Maha has a lot of white wives, but unfortunately only gives birth to girls and not men, and the wives go to the temple all day long to tie dolls, but they don't give birth to "handles".

In a flash, Maha Zhongfa was over fifty years old, and this age was already relatively old at that time. Desperate and without a brother, he made up his mind to choose one of his daughters to succeed him. Picking and choosing, he chose the seventh daughter who was not out of the cabinet called Maha Yinhua.

Maha Yinhua is beautiful and generous, Bing Xue is smart, literate and hyphenated, and can also speak Chinese.

At the beginning, Maha Zhongfa Bai announced that his daughter Maha Yinhua would inherit the throne, and the government and the opposition opposed it. Maha Zhongfa Bai announced another one: open selection of son-in-law, if the son-in-law is particularly good, the daughter will give up the throne.

This trick was particularly effective, and all the ministers who opposed it agreed with it. The idea is to try to make his son the husband of Maha Yinhua, and the throne will be his son's in the future.

Xiangguo Prayut Northeast Wind is determined to win, and his son Prayut Sanliu is the same age as Maha Yinhua, who is all-round in civil and military affairs, and is determined to win.

Maha Zhongfa Bai asked her daughter Maha Yinhua for her opinion on how to choose this son-in-law. Maha Yinhua gave three points: first, you must be able to speak Chinese; the second is high martial arts; The third is tall and handsome.

As soon as the conditions were announced, Prayut Sanliu jumped up happily, and he felt that these three were set for him. Maha Yinhua became his wife a day earlier and a day later.

When the nobles looked at the notice, they were half dumbfounded. Most of them speak Siamese and do not speak Chinese. Some of them are cramming for Han people to study in a surprise way. For a while, some Han people set up Chinese classes, and they were quickly filled.

The teacher recited the tongue twister: "Mother beats hemp, Ma trips the horse, mother scolds the horse, horse scolds the horse, and the horse scolds the ......" all of a sudden made the Siamese nobles stupid. It's Chinese, it's the language of birds.

Li Jun stayed on Jinao Island for more than a year and learned Siamese from the Siamese.

One day, a Siamese man named Maha Demon Chicken said to Li Jun: "Master Li, it doesn't make much sense to be on this island for many years, so it's better to go to our Siamese country to have more room for development." ”

Li Jun said: "It's good to stay here, I don't care, I'm free." ”

"Soon someone will be in charge. Now no one cares if the king is too busy and is choosing a son-in-law! Maha Demon Chicken looked Li Jun up and down for a long time, "Master Li, you are the best candidate for the king's son-in-law!" ”

"Hahaha...... Li Jun laughed, "Demon chicken, you can really tease, if I am the king's son-in-law, can't I 'cheat peace'?" ”

"Master Li, don't underestimate yourself! - Don't you know Chinese? ”

"I'm Han, how can I not speak Chinese?"

"Do you look crooked and cracked?"

"I don't dare to say handsome, it's still quite thoughtful."

"Are you the martial arts taught by your master?"

"It's what the master taught me."

Maha Demon Chicken grabbed Li Jun and said excitedly: "Master Li, the king's son-in-law is none other than you!" Come with me and try it, there will be no such shop in this village. ”

When the Tong brothers heard this, this was also a rare opportunity to persuade Li Jun to go, even if he couldn't be the king's son-in-law, it would be good to go to Siam to have a good time. It is said that there are "people. Demon", men make women more than women, and it's good to take a look.

I took a boat to the capital of Siam to "slowly rise", although it is not as prosperous as the capital of the Great Song Dynasty, but it also has a unique flavor. There are temples and monks everywhere, and they recite Buddha when they have nothing to do. The women of Siam look similar to the women of the Great Song Dynasty, but they are slightly darker.

Li Jun and the others arrived, but they were still a step late, and the Chinese written test had already ended. Twenty people, including Sangkook's son, Prayut Sanliu, passed the written test.

The interview was conducted by Maha Yinhua herself. The venue was chosen in a square, and the sons of the primaries each sat in a chair, waiting for questions and answers. There were a lot of people watching the excitement, and they were stopped outside the circle by the soldiers. Li Jun and the others squeezed over and followed suit.

Maha Yinhua spoke to the sons in Chinese, and after a while, half of it was brushed off. Prayut Sanliu's answer was the smoothest and proud.

Maha Yinhua swept it and said, "The flat pole is wide, the bench is long, the flat pole wants to be tied to the bench, and the bench does not let the flat pole be tied to the bench." - You say one by one. ”

As soon as the sons heard this, Prayut Sanliu also said that he was expecting Ai Ai, and the others said it even more.

Li Jun listened to the joy outside the circle, and said it skillfully.

Maha Yinhua swept his gaze when he heard this, and the two of them collided with each other, and their hearts moved.

She saw him—a long man, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, a red-skinned face, a mustache like wire, and a voice like a bell.

He saw her—big eyes, double eyelids, and a tall figure. All in all: wearing a skirt in the cold winter - beautiful moving (frozen) people.

Maha Yinhua said, "There is a lama from the south with five catties of tǎ in his hand—"

Li Jun quickly continued: "——A mute came from the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The lama who lifts the horn wants to exchange the horn for the horn of the mute with the horn, and the mute with the horn is unwilling to exchange the horn for the horn of the lama who lifts the horn. The lama who lifted the horn and gave a horn to the dumb man with the horn, and the dumb man with the horn pulled out the horn and gave a horn to the lama who lifted the horn, and I don't know whether the lama who lifted the horn hit the mute with the horn pinned to the horn, or the mute with the horn hit the lama who lifted the horn. The lama goes home to stew the sole, and the mute goes home ticking and blowing the trumpet. ”

This long tongue twister made Prayut Sanliu Cake and them all stupid.

Maha Yinhua announced the end of the Chinese oral examination and asked Li Jun to participate in the martial arts competition with ten noble sons of Siam......

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