17, the poet Fan is strong
Xiaoyue is a good child, and according to Fan Jianqiang's evaluation criteria, this kind of woman is the most suitable to marry into the family.
In the face of Fan Jianqiang's harassment, Liang Xiaoyue didn't know how to refuse for a while, especially when her brother was looking at this place intentionally or unintentionally, which made her extremely ashamed.
"Girl, do you know that the place where we live is actually a super huge sphere, which is not square at all." Fan Jianqiang used to be an old bachelor, and this sister's skills are really not good.
Liang Xiaoyue glanced at Fan Jianqiang weakly, and argued in a low voice: "But that's not what the book says. ”
"You don't know, what is said in the book is a lie, but what Brother Qiang said is true. We call this ball the Earth, and the Sun is a very large fireball, much bigger than the Earth. ”
"But the sun looks small......"
"Is it big and small, look at your brother, doesn't it look a lot smaller now?" Fan Jianqiang pointed to Liang Jingxuan, who was four or five meters away from them, and said.
Liang Xiaoyue: "......"
Hins Leung: "......"
"Our earth actually revolves around the sun, which is why the seasons change, and the earth itself is also rotating, and day and night are born because of this." Fan Jianqiang continued to popularize science.
Liang Xiaoyue was confused.
Because her mother is literate, she has the opportunity to touch books, but what Fan Jianqiang said completely subverted her inherent cognition and made her a little confused.
Liang Jingxuan interjected at this time: "According to what you said, when we turn to the backside, won't it fall off the ball?" With a sneer on the corner of his mouth, he waited for Fan Jianqiang to explain!
How did he not know that Fan Jianqiang had thoughts about his sister-in-law, but through a few days of contact, he also saw that Fan Jianqiang was not a caged bird, and sooner or later he would have to fly high, which was a huge potential stock. And this time to take the girl home, she can't have an identity, who made her just an illegitimate daughter?
Since she can't have an identity, she naturally can't marry the aristocracy in the capital, so it's better to take this opportunity to match her with Fan Jianqiang, a potential stock.
Fan Jianqiang squinted at Liang Jingxuan and pouted disdainfully, "You know a hammer?" It's terrible to be uneducated, don't you know gravity? The earth beneath our feet has a natural attraction to us because of its mass, so no matter where it turns, we will not fall. ”
Regarding Fan Jianqiang's words, Liang Jingxuan obviously didn't believe it.
If you want an ancient man to believe that the earth is round, it is as difficult as helping them to go to heaven.
Fortunately, this is not medieval Europe, and because of the different concepts put forward by Fan Jianqiang, those crazy believers will burn him at the stake.
Seriously, Fan Jianqiang still prefers local Confucianism and Taoism.
When discussing scientific things, it is impossible to explain them, and without basic insight and basic knowledge, they cannot be understood at all.
Fan Jianqiang saw that Liang Xiaoyue was a little drowsy, and secretly said that he was really stupid.
Why can't most people find a partner for engineering men?
Because they're always too rational, too serious.
To put it bluntly, there are mostly idiots with zero emotional intelligence.
When the girl asks you a question, do you buy a hammer to learn? At this time, you should have something sour, such as reciting a poem against you, or expressing your feelings about sour teeth.
For example, "Ah! O sea! You're all water! Yes! Girl! You've got four legs! ”
Of course, Fan Jianqiang can't say this, if he says it, he will definitely be regarded as a psychopath.
"Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon.
If it weren't for the jade mountain, it would meet Yaotai under the moon. ”
For plagiarizing Lao Li's poems, Fan Jianqiang has no guilt at all.
This is not a familiar history, Comrade Lao Li does not know if there is such a person, and it is a supreme honor to carry forward Lao Li's poems in another world!
If Lao Li can sense Fan Jianqiang's thoughts, I don't know if this coffin board can still be held down.
Liang Xiaoyue was fascinated when she heard it.
Her mother taught her to read and write since she was a child, and since she was a child, she didn't like to play with other peers, and she liked to hide at home alone and study.
After listening to the poems stolen by Fan Jianqiang, she was a little stupid.
Liang Jingxuan looked at him with strange eyes, and the meaning was obvious, this is not like you at all.
"Why are you looking at me like that? It's disgusting. Fan Jianqiang felt his scalp tingle under Liang Jingxuan's eyes.
"Brother Fan, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Liang Jingxuan was a little resentful, saying that he wanted to be illiterate with each other, why are you so prominent, such a beautiful poem comes easily, even he, a child of a meritorious family, knows that this is a good poem.
Liang Xiaoyue's face was slightly red, she secretly glanced at Fan Jianqiang, and found that although Fan Jianqiang's appearance was not outstanding, it was very attractive, and the more she looked at it, the more charming she became.
Oh my God, Fan Jianqiang is just an ordinary person, where is the charm? Are you sure it's not a fox smell?
Seeing Liang Xiaoyue's reaction, Fan Jianqiang secretly said that the women of this era were plagued by the legends of talented and beautiful women, and any poetry could affect a woman's heart.
He didn't want to think about it, Lao Li's poems were comparable to the quality of the road?
Seeing Fan Jianqiang staring at herself, Liang Xiaoyue got into the car with a sigh.
Hins Leung pursed his lips and changed the subject.
"Brother Fan, what are you going to eat tonight?"
Fan Jianqiang is not only the doctor of this team, but also the commander of their chef.
He can't do it to make a big pot of rice for everyone, but he can command Lao Tian to do it, which can also help Lao Tian quickly get out of the thoughts of leaving his hometown.
"Let's go hunt a wild boar or something, it's hard to catch, but it tastes really fat." Seriously, Fan Jianqiang has begun to miss the taste of the past.
"Pigs? That's not something the aristocracy should eat. Hins Leung scoffed at pork.
Fan Jianqiang sneered: "Don't think that it's great if you are the son-in-law of the General's Mansion, your ancestor is also born with mud legs, and he is hungry, not to mention pork, he even eats." ”
"You!" Liang Jingxuan's eyes widened suddenly, and he just felt that Fan Jianqiang was a cultural person, and he was so vulgar in the blink of an eye.
The guards around him are no longer strange, Fan Jianqiang has always been humble to Liang Jingxuan, and the two have been bickering since they met, and everyone has long been accustomed to it.
"Unreasonable!" Dropping a sentence, Liang Jingxuan stroked his sleeves and quickly opened the distance between him and Fan Jianqiang.
Naturally, I want to eat wild boar meat tonight, although Liang Jingxuan said it well, he is also very greedy for pork.
The pork has no peculiar smell and the meat is fragrant, and he actually doesn't understand why the group of nobles in the capital have such a big opinion about pork.