Chapter 38 When I was richest, I thought of death
Chapter 38 When I was richest, I thought of death
"As soon as His Majesty saw me, he held my hand and said that I am a genius of the world, and with me, there will be earth-shaking changes.
She also asked the queen's maid to change my clothes, and saw me put on this big coat with my own eyes, and praised me for saying that I should have been born to wear this dress.
Right, Sui Yue, that's how Your Majesty praised me at the time, right? “
Yun Lang threw the wine glass to Xie Ning, looked back at Sui Yue, and asked him to prove that none of what he said was a lie.
Sui Yue was dealing with a pork knuckle, but suddenly heard Yun Lang talking to him, took his mouth off the pork knuckle, nodded casually, and continued to deal with the pork knuckle.
"You see, Sui Yue has proven what I said, who said I was boasting just now? Is Ah Xiang you?
Do you know that when I talked to His Majesty, I got along very well, and I didn't know what I said, and two hours passed......
You don't know, at that time, Gongsun Hong was guarding outside the main hall, and the civil and military officials were guarding outside the main hall, and my conversation with His Majesty was not over, so they could only stay outside, do you know, the big yo under the snow at that time, did you say that it was Sui Yue, was it like this at that time? ”
Sui Yue rolled his eyes and thought about it for a while, and felt that Yun Lang Yunlang's words were basically right, except for the civil and military officials and the prime minister, who stayed in the official mansion to roast the fire, and did not stand outside the ice and snow, the rest seemed to be right, so he continued to nod and helped Yun Lang sit down on this matter.
"You see, how much Your Majesty values me, tsk, why do you think Your Majesty's vision is so good?"
Cao Xiang is a sensible and interesting person, listening to Yun Lang's blowing, he hurriedly accosted: "This must be true, last time I drank with my uncle, my uncle said, Ah Lang has long been put in the bag by him, sooner or later he will have to reuse, but I didn't expect it to be so soon, you say yes, Sui Yue?" ”
Sui Yue raised his head and looked at Cao Xianggu's frog-like eyes, and said helplessly: "It must be so." ”
Huo Quzhi threw away his wine glass and said angrily: "How can you listen to the two of you, I don't think my Changle champion Hou is a fart?"
When His Majesty saw me, he snorted twice, and said that it was good that he was not embarrassed, and then asked me to take off my clothes and tell the Manchu civil and military about the origin of each wound.
Sui Yue, you were there at the time, am I right? ”
Sui Yue nodded heavily and said, "That's true!" ”
Yun Lang looked at Huo Quzhi and said: "What I heard is different from what you said, it is said that Your Majesty looked at your devastated body and burst into tears, touching your wounds, and a wound rewarded you with a glass of wine, which resulted in you getting drunk." ”
Sui Yue's cheeks twitched twice, and he suddenly dropped the pig's elbow and said angrily: "You won't know who Your Majesty is, what to say nonsense at this time, if you have the courage to blow nonsense in front of Your Majesty, you can't be killed!"
You, Huo Quai, knelt in a proper manner when he was knighted, didn't say a word of, and when he took off his clothes, he was provoked by the palace maid to react, and he was thrown into the palace in embarrassment.
And you, Yunlang, when you were knighted, your mouth full of sycophants kept talking, I, a slave and maid, were embarrassed to hear it, but what you said was awe-inspiring, where did the monarchs and ministers get along? ”
Yun Lang rolled his eyes, looked at Huo Quzhi helplessly, and said, "It seems that our brother can't do it indifferently......"
Huo Quzhi scolded at Sui Yue: "Do you take good care of those women in the palace?" Seeing a man is like a dog seeing meat, it's in the main hall, can the guys use them to steer the way? The left side is fine, but you have to get the right side! ”
Yun Lang, Cao Xiang, Zhao Ponu, Li Kang, and Xie Ning felt that they couldn't survive after listening to Huo Quai's words, and they fell to the floor laughing wildly, almost out of breath, Huo Quzhi also felt that this matter was very ridiculous, and he also laughed.
It would be very hurtful to talk to a eunuch about the next three ways, Sui Yue roared and left the banquet, for the first time he felt that he might be really old and unable to get along with these young people.
After other people's families are awarded the title of marquis, they will celebrate when they return home, but they will always put Your Majesty in the forefront, and they will be grateful to Your Majesty in and out of their words.
These two little bastards are good, and they take Fenghou as an extremely interesting thing to show off and brag to others.
I really don't understand why His Majesty would reward such two important marquis to such two bastards.
Sui Yue left the small building angrily, but the hostess of the Yun family was more polite, respectfully welcomed him to another small building, specially arranged a wine banquet for him, and sent a family attendant to serve and drink.
After the confessor named Pingsha toasted two glasses of wine wittily, Sui Yue suddenly felt that he shouldn't have left just now, and those bastards were obviously driving him away......
"The left and right young eunuchs of agriculture, the official position given by His Majesty is really scheming, from now on, Sinong Temple is our brothers.
This is not a good thing, we originally only wanted to give Ah Xiang a small official position, and I hid behind to help Ah Xiang, so that our brothers can advance and retreat freely.
It's a pity that His Majesty saw through it, he divided Sinong Temple into three as quickly as possible, the money with the greatest benefit went to Sang Hongyang, the power was the greatest to mobilize the people, and the water conservancy of the army was handed over to Er Kuan by His Majesty.
We will be left with a farmer who can only look at God's face and work hard!
In other words, from today onwards, Your Majesty will call our brother as a donkey.
If the two marquis still can't do a good job, they will be called a waste of snacks.
What are you doing? An ordinary board, if it hits our brothers' butts, it will also become an iron plate!
I know no, we can't touch the benefits of cabbage, half of the benefits are given to the Nagato Palace, and half of the benefits should be given to me as a marquis.
Our brother has become a pauper again, and we have to start all over again. ”
Sui Yue is gone, and the brothers can finally talk casually.
Huo Quzhi said: "I will leave Chang'an again in the spring next year, Li Kang, Po Nu, Xie Ning still has to follow me on the expedition, this time the place we are guarding has changed again, Your Majesty asked us to drink the Mazuli River, obviously to start the battle of Hexi."
This time, it should be a tough battle, Zuli River was the territory of the King of Yiqu in the pre-Qin period, and since the Empress Dowager Qin killed the King of Yiqu, the aliens there have hated our people deeply.
It is impossible to pass through their territory quickly and safely without fighting, so we must first fight the Yiqu people before we can fight the Evil King of Hun and the King of the Sun.
Although the Yiqu people are also part of the Xiongnu, they are very different from the Xiongnu and are closer to us in terms of living habits.
It's a pity that these people choose to hate us, so my main combat goal after the beginning of spring is them, to clear the Yiqu people and open the gate to Hexi. ”
Cao Xiang waved his hand and said: "Those who pretend to be grandsons start to pretend to be grandsons, and those who are famous in the world start to become famous all over the world, and when they can't fight when they get sick, it's time for us to take over." ”
Yun Lang glanced at Cao Xiang and said, "We don't fight." ”
Cao Xiang said with a smile: "I know, the cunning rabbit is dead, the lackeys are cooking, and the birds are hiding the bow, the current situation of the Huns is not good at all, and they have been defeated by the Han in the past few years."
I mean, when there is no war in the world, it's time to go sick and they pretend to be grandchildren, and it's our brother's turn to go ahead.
In any case, it is much more stable to walk on two feet. ”
Huo Quzhi said lightly: "If there are no Huns to kill, what do I want to do in my official position, it is better to be a hunter and chase wild beasts in the mountains than to stay at home and hang down." ”
Cao Xiang frowned and said, "Your wife is pregnant again, right?" ”
Huo Quzhi shook his head and said, "Nonsense, no." ”
Cao Xiang smiled: "Sooner or later." ”
Huo Quzhi's brows furrowed very tightly, and he sighed: "Isn't there a happy way to live?" ”
Cao Xiang smiled: "Then fall off the horse and fall to your death after killing the last Hun!" ”
"Be careful!"
Yun Lang was furious by Cao Xiang's words, and hurriedly stopped the stinky mouth.
Huo Quzhi rubbed his chin and said: "Don't say it, Ah Xiang's words are really reasonable, if I can die at that moment, I have no complaints or regrets." ”
Yun Lang said with a cold face: "Okay, let's all die, when I celebrate my eightieth birthday alone, you don't have to envy it underground." ”
Cao Xiang leaned towards Yun Lang's side flatteringly, pointed at Huo Quzhi and said, "Correction, when our brothers celebrated their eighties, a few of them were envious underground. ”
Li Dang stretched out his hands and said, "I'm ready to live to ninety." ”