078 faint gentleman drunk Liu Ling

Zhao Ji knew that Hu Sanniang was prejudiced against Cai Jing and others, so he created opportunities to meet them more. If you are familiar with your face, you will naturally be embarrassed to say more. Cai Jing and the others also knew that the emperor favored Concubine Wude, so they slapped the horses vigorously, said good things, and sent things. Over time, Hu Sanniang didn't hate them so much.

At that time, the atmosphere of the Northern Song Dynasty was particularly extravagant, and Hu Sanniang, as a young woman who had not been in the palace for a long time, also liked to eat well, dress well, and play well. Although it has not yet been in the same stream, at least it is following the local customs. She is not a fairy, just an ordinary woman, and she also likes glory and wealth.

Hu Sanniang is different from the daughters of those official eunuchs, she was born in an environment like Hujiazhuang since she was a child. Although he is also literate in reading, he is more about practicing martial arts and fighting. Therefore, the most unbearable thing is restraint. Zhao Ji likes her and is willing to take her out for a spin. I can't go too far, and the most I go to is Genyue.

Although Zhao Ji likes to play, Jin Ren has not traveled far before attacking Tokyo. Because, he thinks that the best place in the country is Bianliang, and the beauty of West Lake can't catch up with Genyue. In fact, it was the most beautiful garden in the world at that time.

A medium-sized pleasure boat floats in the waters of Mount Gen, and the upper cabin is decorated with gold. Zhao Ji took Hu Sanniang and Cai Jing, Tong Guan and Gao Yu to drink and chat here. The five of them drank a lot of wine, and Hu Sanniang drank a lot of alcohol and was relatively sober. Everyone drinks and talks about wine.

Zhao Ji said: "Speaking of wine fairies, my favorite is Liu Ling. I memorized his "Ode to Wine Virtue" when I was five years old. ”

Gao Yu flattered and said: "The saint is smart, when I was five years old, I could only draw maps. ”

Cai Jing is the eldest among them, and he can't be so lowly and said with a smile: "When I was seven years old, I would recite "Ode to Wine and Virtue", and I liked the following sentences the most: 'There is an adult, with heaven and earth as a dynasty, ten thousand periods as a moment, the sun and the moon as a barrier, and the eight wildernesses as the court. There is no trace, there is no room, the curtain is on the ground, and the indulgence is as it is. If you stop, you will be obsessed, and if you move, you will carry the pot, only the wine is the business, and you will know the rest?'"

Tong Guan smiled and said: "I'm a rough person, I don't know so many literary allusions. I knew wine was a good thing. How to solve worries, only Du Kang, borrowing wine to sell sorrows, there is no more. ”

Hu Sanniang was in a hurry, so it was convenient to go downstairs.

Zhao Ji used elephants. The chopsticks knocked on the golden bowl and said, "Next, let's make a wine order." It is easy to get drunk and boring. ”

Gao Yu and Tong Guan both said together: "Okay! ”

Cai Jing said in an accentuated tone: "The wine orders we know are all cheesy, and the saint has a lot of reading, so he will definitely come to be elegant." ”

Zhao Ji smiled and said: "The wine is too elegant but boring, it is best to appreciate it with elegance and vulgarity." I would like to say a simple and interesting requirement: what point, what round, what thousands, what thousands, what is not? No! - Use these words to string together to form an interesting sentence. And you must talk about your own business, not in a noble way, but about your own troubles. Cai Aiqing came first, and she had to hook up with money. ”

Cai Jing got up and walked around the boat, a little dizzy. Looking at the beautiful scenery in the distance, in order to amuse the emperor, he simply said: "The sow and the cow top frame - this old face is revealed." Listen, everyone: the gold bars are pointy, the gold coins are round, I have embezzled thousands of money, I have bribed thousands of dollars, have there been any exposés? No! ”

"Good, good, good! In this way, what the old lady said is a model. Zhao Ji praised again and again, "Gao Aiqing is your turn this time, your name is Gao Yu, naturally it has to do with the ball." ”

Everyone treated Cai Jing's wine order as a snack and drank a big sip of wine.

Gao Yu stood up and said with a smile: "With Taishi Cai as an example, it will be easy to do." Listen to me: the toes are pointed, the balloon is round, I have persecuted thousands of generals, I have killed thousands of soldiers, have there been any denunciations? No. ”

"Good, good, good! Put it this way. Tong Aiqing, when it comes to you, what you say must be related to women. Zhao Ji pointed and said.

Cai Jing and Gao Yu were happy, because Tong Guan was a eunuch, and his function in that area was greatly reduced.

Tong Guan had no choice but to stand up, and the emperor said, I can't help but say it, so I had to say one: "The fingers are pointy, the face is round, I have married thousands of beautiful girls, I have slept with thousands of beautiful girls, have you given birth to children?" No! ”

"It's so interesting!" Zhao Ji slapped the table and smiled backwards.

"Holy Lord, it's your turn this time!" The three of them spoke in unison.

"What do you want to hear?" Zhao Ji asked loudly.

"Let's talk about women." The three of them spoke in unison.

Zhao Ji also stood up and said to the beat: "The golden lotus is pointy, the jade hill is round, there are thousands of beauties I have played, and there are thousands of beauties I have slept with. Female no? No! ”

"The saint likes mature women!" The three of them pointed and said.

The monarch and the ministers were happy.

After Hu Sanniang was convenient, she walked up to it, and when she walked halfway and heard them say the wine order, it was funny and angry. Wait until they're done before they come in.

"Sanniang, we just said a particularly interesting wine order, you can also say one." Zhao Ji said drunkenly.

"Yes! We also all want to listen to what Concubine Wu De said, it must be more interesting than what we said! The three of them said in unison.

Hu Sanniang picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and said: "The shield is round, the sword is sharp, I have killed thousands of traitors, I have punished thousands of traitors, are there any alive?" No! ”

When Cai Jing and the others heard this, a cool breeze came from the back of his neck, and he was half sober. They all found reasons to leave.

Zhao Ji still felt that he was not happy with the drink, and pulled Sanniang to toast.

"You can't drink anymore, if you drink any more, you'll get drunk." Sanniang persuaded.

"It's okay, I'm the true dragon emperor, I haven't drunk half of the amount yet, I've drunk enough, and I'm going to the sky to rain." Zhao Ji said as he poured two more glasses of wine.

"Drink! Sanniang, do you know "Ode to Wine and Virtue"? ”

"I don't know "Ode to Wine", I only know "The Drunkard's Fu".

""The Drunkard"? I haven't heard of it, so read it to me. Zhao Ji put the wine glass down temporarily.

"There are drunkards in heaven and earth who treat wine as water. drank cup after cup, hurting the liver and stomach. Mentally sluggish, physically and mentally decadent, over time, can only feed Wang Ba ......"

"Sanniang, you have a point, I listen to you, after drinking this cup, I won't drink it. - Jia Dao's drunkenness is not fake, and Liu Ling does not leave zero for drinking. Saying that, Zhao Ji drank a glass of wine.

Zhao Ji couldn't drink anymore, and fell drunk under the table "as soon as he slipped out". Hu Sanniang sighed softly, picked him up from under the table, put him on the bed inside, and asked Xiao Shunzi to bring the sobering soup.

In the middle of the night, Zhao Ji woke up, and there was a "serrated pain" in his head, so he asked: "Sanniang, why am I on the boat?" It looks like someone is sawing with a saw. ”

Hu Sanniang told her how she was drunk. Zhao Ji vowed never to drink so much wine again.

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