The line is until the snitch Guan Yu met alone with the girl like smoke for the first time in the painting boat, and he couldn't write anymore.

consulted two little girls, a boy traveled to ancient times, met a Tianya singer, sang her a song, what song can shock her? I got two amazing answers, which are shown in the following pictures:

Picture 1: The slender jade hand of the girl like a cigarette gently holds the delicate tea cup, flashing with big watery eyes and wondering: "You can also sing?" Want to sing a song for me? ”

Guan Yu nodded solemnly, slowly took out two bright red handkerchiefs from his arms, suddenly jumped up, and sang while twisting Yangge:

"My home is in the Northeast

On the Songhua River

There are mountains full of soybean sorghum

By the green mountains and green waters

Two large aspen trees in front of the door

Neat fence yards

It's a small grass house

Hey..."

The girl squirted a sip of tea, rolled her eyes, and fainted......

Picture 2: Ruyan girl holds her cheeks in her hands, flashes her big watery eyes and asks strangely, "You want to perform a talent show for me alone?" What will you do? ”

Guan Yu slowly stood up with a serious expression, stepped on the bench with one leg arrogantly, and replied in a low voice: "Not bad!" It's made just for you. As he spoke, he put his right hand into his arms, pulled out a pair of allegro suddenly, and said in a loud voice:

"There are so many bamboo boards, hey, let's not boast about anything else.

I boast that this traditional food dog ignores the buns.

This dog ignores the buns, what's so good about it?

It is thin-skinned, large-filled, eighteen folds, like a flower. ”

Ruyan's eyes straightened, and she fainted with her back to the sky in an instant.

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Northeast two-person turn? Tianjin Allegro? What kind of secret weapon does Guan Yu use?

Hahaha, sell a pass, stay tuned.

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