Chapter 117: The Emperor's Confidence

Yun Lang didn't like the Mausoleum of the First Emperor.

He felt that it was the place of the dead, and that any living creature that entered it would become a ghost.

The coldness of the world also has a little protective color, and the coldness there not only does not have any cover, but is deliberately exposed very thoroughly.

The last thing he could bear was that all the scenery inside was fake.

Fake feats, fake generals, fake trees, fake meadows, fake bazaars, fake cities......

He plucked a dog's tail grass from the ground and held it in his mouth casually, the roots of the grass were a little bitter, but with the fragrance of grass and trees.

That's enough......

"Where's the Broken Dragon Stone?" Yun Lang stretched his arms, took a deep breath of fresh air and asked.

"Find it yourself!"

Dazai went down the mountain in a rage.

The tiger looked at Dazai, then at Yunlang, and then decisively stayed by Yunlang's side and watched Dazai go away.

The hemp tree in the hemp seed field was already one person tall, and there was still a happy movement of men and women inside, this time, no matter how loudly Yun Lang cursed, no one ran out with his pants.

This dense green gauze tent is enough to provide them with a natural shelter.

Walking through the hemp seed field, there is an endless wheat field, the wheat is spitting ears, and when the wind blows, the pollen flies all over the sky.

Yun Lang took the tiger through the wheat field, perhaps because he did not take a bath for several days, the breath of the king of beasts on the tiger's body was very strong, a large group of wild ducks flew up from the wheat field, the tiger tried hard to pounce, but did not catch anything.

Yun Lang smiled slightly, and walked into the place where the wild ducks flew, and sure enough, there were more than a dozen duck eggs scattered there.

The wild duck can fool the tiger, but it can't fool him, more than a dozen wild duck eggs are full of bags, these eggs are about to hatch, Yun Lang does not want to waste it.

In view of the fact that Guanzhong did not have the habit of raising ducks at this time, he decided to switch the precedent of raising ducks in Guanzhong.

If someone asks when is the most beautiful woman in Dahan?

Yun Lang will definitely say that it is the time of labor.

The people of the Yun family like to wear clothes when they work, so the appearance of the woman who wraps her hair in a cyan linen handkerchief and hooks her sleeves with clothes hooks of various materials leans out of her arms and pulls weeds is simply beautiful.

Especially when they see that Yun Lang likes to wave, this is even more amazing, once the wide sleeve is raised, they can see the beautiful scenery outside the other sleeve from this sleeve.

Yun Lang lowered his head and didn't dare to look around, causing a group of women to laugh like a barbell, and some of them were particularly arrogant and even deliberately opened their plackets to show Yun Lang their strong parenting skills.

Breast enlargement and fat buttocks are the aesthetic points of commoners marrying wives, and reproducing strong offspring is the thing that people are most concerned about.

As for the emperors and nobles, they are generally not people, they like women with slender waists and can do palm dances, women are more playthings for them, and fertility is not the first choice, so they cannot be classified as people.

The girl of the Han Dynasty usually covers her body tightly, and as for the woman...... In this age when you can call yourself an old woman at the age of thirty, they don't care about anything.

Storing fat is a virtue......

At least in the case of the ugly mediocre, it is even more obvious, this guy now finally has the conditions to eat Hesse nonsense, so she stores a lot of fat.

After taking a bath, Yun Lang saw that Ugly Yong climbed the stairs with difficulty and brought him food, so he sighed and said: "Don't always think about eating for a day, look at you, if you eat again, your eyes are blocked by meat, how can you marry Chu Wolf?" ”

Chouyong pouted and said: "Chu Wolf said, he likes my round appearance, at the beginning, his mother was starved to death because she was too thin." ”

The reason is strong!

Yun Lang found that he couldn't find a reason to refute it, so he pushed a plate of white flowers to Chouyong and said, "Since that's the case, let's take it and eat it!" ”

"The meat is delicious, don't Lang Jun like it?"

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "Give me another plate of cold salad gallnut, forget about the gizzard, I've been greasy recently, eat something light." ”

Chouyong happily went downstairs with the gizzard, and after a while, Yun Lang heard her snatching the gizzard with the little worm.

Red sleeves walked up to the second floor with the cold salad gallic that Yun Lang wanted, and Yun Lang, who was eating, looked up at the little woman.

Discovering that beauty is really innate, and it has little to do with nurture.

Even if she is dressed in sackcloth, when worn on the body with red sleeves, it will only set off her fair skin, and when she wears it on the ugly body, it will become the outer skin that wraps the sausage.

After the ten-year-old child suffered the disaster of annihilation, the whole person became calm, and her enemy was a powerful and boundless emperor, so she could only accept her fate.

Gallnut is a very delicious wild vegetable, and it is also Yunlang's favorite variety of wild vegetables, but this kind of thing needs to be dried and then made into dried vegetables, and then soaked to get rid of the strange taste, and finally cooked, then soaked and then mixed with sesame oil, the taste will be delicious.

The gallic fruit brought by the red sleeves tasted very different from the plate sent by Chouyong, the five flavors were just right, there was not much oil and water, but it could be eaten with a fragrance.

"In the future, you will make the wild vegetables I eat, and the gallnut I made today tastes very good."

Red Sleeves was a little happy, but also a little frightened, and cowardly pointed at the ugliness in the yard with his finger.

Yun Lang smiled: "Chou Yong will get married next year, I can't expect her to serve me for the rest of my life." ”

Red Sleeves' face changed greatly, and he knelt down and said, "The servant does not marry, and is willing to serve the master for a lifetime." ”

Yun Lang smiled: "Don't always talk about things for the rest of your life, in fact, we can't even do tomorrow's lord without us."

You may meet a man you fall in love with in the future, you will have your own life to live, and you will regret always being with me. ”

Red Sleeves shook his head stubbornly and said, "My mother met the man she fell in love with, and then ......"

Yun Lang stopped Red Sleeves from confiding, waved his hand and said: "Forget these things, just remember your mother's kindness to you, just take her failure as your experience, live happily, do what you like, if you can live happily for a lifetime, it is the best memory of your mother." ”

Redsleeves nodded, then bowed down very politely.

"The servant of your house, such a good one, the rest should be buried alive!" Cao Xiang's ugly face peeked in through the window, and he was still holding half a melon in his hand.

"My family should recruit more servants like Chouyong, so that no villains can enter the house." Yun Lang put down his chopsticks and muttered to himself.

"Where have you been these days?" Cao Xiang sat on the window lattice and continued to nibble on the melon and asked.

"Didn't you go home? Why did you come back so soon? ”

"My mother killed the healer who had urged me to go home."

Yun Lang was stunned for a moment and said, "What a good doctor, why did you kill him?" ”

Cao Xiang threw the remaining melon peel into Yunlang's garbage basket, wiped his hands on his body and said, "My mother said that this doctor is greedy for heaven for himself!" ”

Yun Lang smiled helplessly, knocked on the table with his knuckles and said, "Quyuan plow is!" ”

Cao Xiang laughed and said: "This has to divide people, my mother can kill a doctor with a cane, but the emperor can kill my mother with a cane, this is the difference!" ”

"I remember that your mother acquiesced in your mother's decision to go home for healing."

Cao Xiang shook his head and said, "That was the last chance my mother gave the doctor to live!" Acquiescence to this kind of thing generally only occurs between two people who are not much different from each other in the lower position, as for the healer...... Still don't talk about him.

When my mother brought me to your house, she played a game of mahjong with Gillian, and I was one of the four people. ”

Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang and said, "Who else is there?" ”

"Dong Jun!"

Yun Lang smiled: "What a good mahjong partner, play more in the future." ”

Cao Xiang looked at Yun Lang and said: "I can't play, my mother went back, Zhang Tang went to Changmen Palace yesterday, grabbed Dong Jun and castrated him on the spot, I saw with my own eyes, the castration is very clean, his crotch is now very clean, and there is no bulge at all."

If you want to play mahjong, it is estimated that you will have to wait for half a year! ”

Yun Lang scratched the back of his head and gasped and said, "So ruthless? ”

Cao Xiang sneered and said, "Someone told Your Majesty that Gillian had messed up the court, and then Zhang Tang came to relieve the trouble." ”

Yun Lang looked at Cao Xiang and frowned: "I see what you mean to pull me to Gillian to play mahjong, you are not afraid that I will be castrated by Zhang Tang?" ”

Cao Xiang looked at Yunlang with disdain and said: "You think too much, others tell Gillian to mess with the court, do you know how Your Majesty answered?" ”

Yun Lang shook his head playfully.

"Your Majesty said, there is no such thing! His Majesty also said that he did not believe in that Dong Jun, but believed in Gillian, even if Gillian is not, her vision of a man is extremely high, and a man who can be seen by Gillian will never have a plaything like Dong Jun! ”