101 Tong Gao stinks and smells

Hu Sanniang suggested to Zhao Ji that a group of female soldiers should be trained to come in handy at special times. The emperor readily agreed, but the scale was very small, except for Sanniang as a general, there were only eight female soldiers under his command. In addition to Xiaocui, seven other palace maids were selected.

Sanniang was very happy and spent most of her time in Gen Yue, training female soldiers. Now, Jin Liang and Yinhuan have been received in the palace, and Gen Yue has almost become Hu Sanniang's world. Teach female soldiers to ride horses, shoot arrows, fight boxing, and practice swords, and they are all in good spirits.

The emperor was happy once, and he specially inspected Concubine Wude's women's army. Needless to say, Sanniang was armed one by one and performed fists, kicks and sticks.

Zhao Ji was very happy to see it, and pointed to the stone lock and said, "Which of you can lift it?" ”

Xiao Cui stood up and said, "I'm coming!" ”

"You're so small, can you?"

Xiao Cui didn't answer, tightened her belly belt, came to the stone lock, grabbed the beam of the stone lock with one hand, and shouted: "Get up!" ”

"Be careful! Be careful! Zhao Ji exclaimed.

Xiao Cui's nearly 100-pound stone lock was lifted high, and then gently put it down.

"Shibei three days, you should be impressed!" Zhao Ji sighed.

"Liu Yan and Wang Shu brought the stone table over." Hu Sanniang ordered.

The two walked over, lifted a heavy stone table, and placed it in front of Hu Sanniang.

"Your Majesty, how much do you think this stone table weighs?" Sanniang asked.

"There are no thousand catties, and there are eight hundred." Zhao Ji looked at it and weighed it in his heart.

Hu Sanniang bent down and went to the base of the bouldering table.

"Concubine Wude, what are you going to do? Don't flash your ***! Zhao Ji shouted and stood up.

"Up!" Hu Sanniang hugged it hard, pushed it with both hands, and lifted it above her head.

"Put it down, put it down! Dangerous! ”

Hu Sanniang put down the stone table gently, her face did not change color and her heart did not beat.

"Where did you get that much energy?" Zhao Ji asked puzzled.

"The results of the workout. Within a year, I gave them the same strength as I did! Hu Sanniang said confidently.

The emperor was very happy and awarded Hu Sanniang a waist card to enter and leave the palace gate at any time.

Anyone who watches "Water Margin" knows that Gao Yu has a son, Gao Yanei, this kid is not a thing, he fell in love with Lin Chong's wife, and the family of the head of the 800,000 forbidden army was ruined. In fact, Gao Yanei is just Gao Yu's adopted son. He also has a few sons, the youngest is called Gao Qiang, this kid is not a thing, he is very good with Tong Guan's son Tong Dao.

Some people must ask, Tong Guan is a eunuch, where did he come from? Yes, Tong Dao is not Tong Guan's own son, he is his brother's son, in fact, he is a nephew, but he is closer than his own son.

This Gao Qiang and Tong Dao are of the same age, they have just reached the age of the weak crown, and they smell the same and are in cahoots. Not to mention that it's not an east, it's not even a "north and south". Beat the blind, scolded the dumb, kicked the widow's door, dug up the grave of the dead, and did everything. Because they are all "children of high-ranking cadres", no one can do anything about them. is much more awesome than Niu Er, who was stabbed to death by Yang Zhi back then.

On this day, the sun is shining, the sky is cloudless, and the willow wind is not cold.

Master Li was sitting in a sedan chair and had just returned from Zhou Bangyan's house. Zhou Bangyan is sixty-six years old, his health is not as good as a year, he has a birthday, and there are not many people invited. At the end of the birthday banquet, Zhou Bangyan copied one of his good words and gave it to Master Li.

Master Li sat in the sedan chair and sang softly-

The eyebrows are in the spring of the mountain. Poor wrinkles. Don't wet the flowers with tears, and the fear of flowers is also as thin as a person.

Qingrun jade flute is idle for a long time. Bosom friends are rare, and I want to know that I am worried every day, but I ask to take and the willow in front of the pavilion.

"What a good word! If Mr. Zhou were younger, it would be in vain to follow him for a lifetime! Master Li was sighing, and the sedan chair stopped. It should not be far from home.

"Chunhua, why didn't the sedan chair leave?" Master Li asked inside.

"Senior sister, there are two scoundrels blocking the way." Chunhua replied through the sedan curtain.

"Who is so bold as to dare to stop my palanquin?!" Thinking of this, Master Li gently lifted the curtain and looked out.

"Yikes!" Not far from the sedan chair, there were two teenagers riding tall horses, one was as white as snow and the other was as black as charcoal. The two boys are together, which is the special medicine for colds - white and black. When they saw Master Li's face exposed, they all let out a "yes" and were shocked by her beauty.

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, why did you stop my sedan chair?" Master Li's voice was not loud, but there was a kind of majesty.

"We're not stopping, we're please!" Gao Qiang smiled, and his black face showed two rows of white teeth.

"Yes, yes, please! No, it's blocked. Tong Dao also smiled, and his white face showed two rows of black teeth. The boy ate too much candy, and his teeth were eaten by worms, so they all turned black.

To tell the truth, these two teenagers are not ugly, but Master Li is disgusted when he looks at them.

"Since it's please, then please get out of the way, I'm tired, I want to go home and rest!" Master Li still said politely.

"Something else, in broad daylight, what kind of sleep are you?" Gao Qiang still has a grinning face.

"yes, let's go home with our buddy!" Tong Dao is still smiling and grinning.

"Where is your house?"

"My family's Gao Mansion."

"My child's house."

Both patted their chests and said.

"It turned out to be the mansion of the tall man and the child, and I really went to it. You are Gao Gongzi and Tong Gongzi. Go back and tell Mr. Gao and Mr. Tong that I am really tired and will visit another day. Master Li said patiently.

"Master Li, today is not Lord Gao and Master Tong, please, it's Master Gao and Master Tong, please! - Let's go! The two scoundrels spoke in unison.

"I am ill today, and I can't accompany you." Master Li folded his face.

"Hey! If you can accompany Old Zhou, can't you accompany us?! Gao Qiang's eyes widened.

"What's so good about Zhou Bangyan's old coffin? Maybe you won't be able to get over it this year! Tong Dao became a prophecy, and Zhou Bangyan really left that year.

"Give me a good word, are you going?" Gao Qiang asked.

"Forgive me!" Master Li also came to strength.

"Aren't you selling?" Tong Dao said a very ugly sentence.

Master Li was so angry that his face turned pale, and he couldn't scold them. I couldn't think of a way to get them away.

"Even if you sell it, you have to be willing to sell it! In the city of Tokyo, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, can't you still buy it?! "A woman riding a white horse stopped next to the palanquin.

"Hey! Which yellow flower girl's strap is not fastened tightly, and it pops you out? Gao Qiang laughed after speaking.

"That's right, if you want to be nosy, you also have to grow a 'handle' and compare yourself with the master." Tong Dao laughed even louder.

"I can see that you have mothers, but you don't have mothers. One small, your mother must have used - 'diapers' to wipe your mouth, and she said with a sense of commotion. "The woman on the white horse is none other than Hu Sanniang.

"Old boy, what's the fun with diapers?" Gao Qiang asked.

"Lao Gao, I don't know what diapers are." Tong Dao shook his head and said.

"Tall, what's a diaper?" The two asked together.

"It's just a little bit of a cloth for you guys, a cloth for catching and urine!" Hu Sanniang laughed after speaking.

"Stinky, are you tight-skinned?" Gao Qiang scolded.

"Let's cook her skin and let her light. Grinding - shame on the circle! Give it to me, little ones! Tong Dao shouted.

A vicious fight will not be avoided......

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