Xu Zizhen laughed and said, "Is he really here?" Okay, enough seeds. ”

The Wu garrison became nervous again, and wanted to immediately assemble the defenders to protect the city, but Zhao Gou hadn't spoken yet, he didn't dare to make his own decisions, Xu Zizhen, a bastard, didn't make a clear statement, didn't he want to die in a hurry?

Here, a group of female relatives chattered again, and a few big-bellied women resumed their gossip nature as soon as they vomited, discussing whether the attack on the city was real or fake.

Zhao Gou looked at the Jin soldiers outside the city indifferently, worthy of being the future emperor, just this heart is worthy of praise, but Yan Zhao was a little anxious, secretly pulled Xu Zizhen, and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Xu, how many people have you deployed, is it enough?" The Jin people have an army of 100,000. ”

Xu Zizhen glanced at him: "What kind of manpower?" Where do I have no authority or duty to assign people? ”

Yan Zhao was stunned, and glanced at Xu Zizhen's expression again, it really didn't seem to be a lie, but if he hadn't arranged manpower, how could he be calm in the face of so many golden soldiers?

Xu Zizhen patted him on the shoulder, suddenly changed the topic, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Hey Lao Yan, did you take Xiu'er down?" ”

Yan Zhao's black face turned red, and the dignified eight-foot-tall man turned squirmed like a little daughter-in-law, hung his head and said, "I...... She ......"

Xu Zizhen said disdainfully: "Look at your virtue, isn't it just a girl, as for being like this?" How long has it been? I'm almost a few children's fathers, and you haven't moved at all, it's really a shame for us. ”

Yan Zhao couldn't raise his head more and more by what he said, and said, "I...... I don't have as many fancy intestines as you, what's ...... What is there to be ashamed of. ”

Xu Zizhen looked at him with a really aggrieved and pitiful look, but he couldn't help laughing, Yan Zhao raised his head and glared at him, his eyes were full of resentment.

"Okay, I'm not smiling...... Flutter ...... Ok, I'm not smiling. Xu Zizhen took a few deep breaths, barely suppressed his smile, and said seriously, "Brother, I'll teach you how to pick up girls today, how about it, do you want to hear it?" ”

"Yes!" Yan Zhao responded almost without thinking about it, and Zhao Gou and Wu Shoubei next to him couldn't help but cast their strange gazes, the army outside the city was pressing, how wide is the experience of these two people, and they can still talk about girls at this moment?

Xu Zizhen ignored the gazes of others, hugged Yan Zhao's neck and said, "Let me tell you, women are the weirdest creatures in the world, if you want to coax her to spoil her, she will probably not bother to pay attention to you." ”

Yan Zhao stared at him and nodded repeatedly, Xu Zizhen was so right, he has always been courteous to Xiu'er, he will go to pat her ass whenever he is free, and he will buy delicious and fun and good-looking ones to give her from time to time, but Xiu'er is very cold to him, and even his attitude towards him is not as good as those irrelevant people, which makes him puzzled.

Xu Zizhen continued proudly: "So, women belong to donkeys, you have to go with a whip, if you don't obey, you will whip, and she will rush to stick to you......"

As soon as he said this, he heard a cough from the side, and when he turned his head, he saw Gao Pujun's unkind gaze.

Xu Zizhen hurriedly said: "Of course, a small number of high-level and high-quality beauties are no longer among them, such as my lady, but what I just said is absolutely right, eight or nine are not far from ten." ”

This sycophant made Gao Pujun get goosebumps all over his body, shivered and walked away a few steps, but he no longer pursued Xu Zizhen's remarks just now.

Yan Zhao's head lowered again, he hung his head and didn't say a word, it was easy to say, Xiu'er was extremely skilled, Lao Tzu was not her opponent, with a whip? It doesn't matter who smokes whom.

Suddenly, a student from the science and engineering department ran up to Xu Zizhen and said, "Sir, the students of the martial arts academy are here." ”

Xu Zizhen waved his hand without looking back: "Let them wait under the city." ”

"Yes!"

The student ran down again, Yan Zhao suddenly remembered that there was still the Jin army under his nose, and quickly glanced outside the city, only to see that the Jin army array had been assembled, and he was about to rush over, so he hurriedly said: "I'll talk about this later, Xiao Xu, you see." ”

Xu Zizhen didn't raise his eyelids, and said indifferently: "Don't worry, it's okay...... Let me tell you, it's actually quite simple to deal with women, especially a tough girl like Xiu'er, you have to deal with her more fiercely than her, and hug her if you don't say a word. ”

"Hug ...... Hug her? Yan Zhao was suddenly startled, and threw Jin Bing behind him again.

Xu Zizhen is serious, but there is obscenity in his eyes: "Yes, not only hug her, you have to kiss him, the more she resists, the more ruthless and accurate you are." ”

Yan Zhao was dumbfounded, Xu Zizhen's remarks were something he had never heard of in his life.

"A strong kiss is the best way to capture a woman, no matter how tough a girl is, if you can't kiss it, it's strong. Rape, no matter how much she pulls her to a place where no one is around, hehe, I promise to ...... you from now on Hey? What was that? ”

Xu Zizhen turned his head, only to see Xiu'er's face flushed with anger, her back molars creaked, and she was glaring at him fiercely. ”

Everyone's eyes turned again, and Xiu'er also subconsciously followed his fingers.

Sure enough, after the Jin people's front army was assembled, they stopped moving, and they lined up like this, looking at the distance just outside the attack range of the super fireball.

Xu Zizhen touched his chin and pretended to be deep: "He doesn't beat Lao Tzu and still accompanies him here to drink the wind, so I have to find a way to tease him over...... Well, there it is! ”

Zhao Gouzheng was nervous, and hurriedly asked, "Zizhen, what's the plan?" ”

Xu Zizhen smiled: "It's not good, it's still an old routine, I'll bring him over." ”

Zhao Gou was taken aback: "No." ”

Gao Pujun was even more furious: "Are you going to be so reckless again? That's an army of 100,000, how can you be allowed to be majestic? ”

"Don't worry, I'm not two, I won't go alone." Xu Zizhen pointed to the city, "There are still eight hundred baby soldiers below, and I am very safe." ”

After Xu Zizhen finished speaking, his expression suddenly became solemn, and he knelt down on one knee and said to Zhao Gou: "Xu Zizhen, please fight, I hope the seventh master will be fulfilled!" ”

"You ......" Zhao Gou pointed at him and was completely speechless, Gao Pujun was right, it was an army of 100,000, it was not a joke, even if Xu Zizhen brought 800 martial artists with him, what was the use? But Xu Zizhen has never fought uncertain battles, and it is not once or twice that he wins more with less.

Just after this hesitation, Xu Zizhen stood up and said with a smile: "If you don't speak, I will take it as a default, and I will go." As he spoke, he patted Yan Zhao, "Old Yan, I'm a little afraid, why don't you accompany me to strengthen my courage?" ”

Yan Zhao was stunned, but when he saw Xu Zizhen secretly squeezing his eyes at him, he immediately understood, and immediately nodded: "Good brother, naturally I want to accompany you!" After speaking, he also knelt on one knee, "Your Highness, Yan Zhao please fight!" ”

Zhao Gou was speechless, so he had to wave his hand and follow them, Xu Zizhen and Yan Zhao immediately fled and slipped down the city.

Xiu'er suddenly came to her senses, but the city gate had been opened, and Xu Zizhen had already rushed out with eight hundred martial arts.