Chapter 60: Hum Ha Second General
In the dark night, Cao Wei has always disliked it.
Because there is darkness, you have to use electricity, and you have to spend money on electricity, and you will definitely not be happy to spend money.
What's more, as a meteorite hunter, you can't look for meteorites in the dark, and you waste your time.
Now, Cao Wei is particularly fond of the night.
Without him, he has the owl's "night vision skills", and because he doesn't have to sleep twenty-four hours a day.
On the contrary, the little devil does not have "night vision skills" and is equal to being blind.
Wouldn't it be nice to kill the blind man of the little ghost!
Hehe, don't take advantage of the night to block the little devils and make some small moves, how can you be worthy of the "super soldier system"?
There is a fierce fight in Shencheng, you might as well use the night to make trouble for the little devils.
However, he went to attack the devils in Shencheng at night, what if Matsui Shigen sent troops to attack the 039 position at night?
Although most of Wu Angu's regiment is here to rest and can help, if it is a division and regiment that comes, it will be a big problem.
There must be a general in charge.
At dusk, Cao Wei called Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei and secretly came to the grove.
Lu Hancheng was puzzled: "Viagra, what's the matter, so mysterious?" ”
Sun Fei felt that something good happened: "In the dark, I feel that luck has come. ”
Cao Wei smiled faintly: "Han Cheng, Sun Fei, do you believe in God?" ”
Lu Hancheng smiled: "I grew up in the Taoist temple since I was a child, of course I know that there are no gods and no ghosts in this world!" ”
"I believed it before, but after the devil bombed the Buddhist temple, I don't believe it anymore." Sun Fei said.
Cao Wei nodded: "Yes, in this world, there are no gods and Buddhas, only science." Han Cheng, Sun Fei, you are martial arts masters, how much power can you punch out? ”
Lu Hancheng said: "I can hit 400 kilograms with my left fist and 600 kilograms with my right fist. ”
"Mine is pretty much the same." Sun Fei said.
Cao Wei was surprised, he didn't expect these two guys to be so powerful.
In later generations, the most powerful boxer was Tyson.
This guy, with 800 kilograms of right fist and 500 kilograms of left fist, is basically invincible.
Cao Wei pointed to a tree with a diameter of thirty centimeters: "Can you interrupt?" ”
Lu Hancheng shook his head: "It's okay to be half small, it's so big, it's not good." ”
"With such a thick tree, it takes at least three thousand catties to break it. What's more, even if the strength is strong enough, the flesh and blood body will break if you hit the tree hard. Sun Fei calmly analyzed.
"You guys hit this tree on the premise of ensuring safety." Cao Wei said.
Although Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei were confused, they knew that Viagra must have intentions.
The two did not hesitate, and immediately walked to the tree, used all their strength, and hit a big succession.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out.
The tree was shaking, but it didn't break.
Lu Hancheng said: "No, it's too thick." ”
"yes, it's okay to be half smaller. It's so thick, it's not good. ”
Cao Wei smiled faintly, a little luck, and slapped his palm on the tree.
"Click"
The tree broke and fell down in an instant.
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei were taken aback, and after a closer look, yes, this was 100% interrupted by blunt force, and the break was disorganized.
They also interrupted the little trees, and they couldn't fool them.
Viagra, gods too!
Cao Wei saw the expressions of the two, laughed, grabbed the broken tree, broke it in two, and removed the tail, leaving a five-meter-long trunk: "How far can you throw this trunk?" ”
Lu Hancheng stepped forward and weighed the trunk: "It's so heavy, at most twenty meters." ”
Sun Fei said: "I'm pretty much the same. ”
"You're watching!"
Cao Wei shouted loudly and threw it hard.
The trunk of the tree roared away, shooting out more than 300 meters before it fell.
Lu Hancheng's eyes widened: "More than three hundred meters, my Jade Emperor, so far, even if Xiang Yu is reborn, it is far from reaching." ”
Sun Fei clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, Viagra, you are either descended from the Tiangang Star, or you are reincarnated by the Earth Evil Star." ”
Cao Wei smiled faintly: "Didn't I say that there are no gods and Buddhas in this world." ”
Lu Hancheng immediately made a joke and said: "Viagra, in our eyes, you are a god, and you are a Buddha!" ”
"Okay, I don't care what you think. However, today's events must be kept secret, this is a heavenly opportunity, and it must not be leaked, otherwise, there will be a curse! Cao Wei pretended to be serious.
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei saluted at the same time: "Don't dare to leak the secret of heaven." ”
"From today on, you are the real Chinese warriors, and you no longer have to perform Buddhist salutes and bows, but military salutes."
"Yes, Viagra!"
The two of them saluted, which was very non-standard.
Cao Wei corrected three times, and the two finally saluted the first standard military salute in their lives.
"Lu Hancheng, Sun Fei, you must remember everything I say below."
"Yes, Viagra!"
Cao Wei took out two "quality pills" and said solemnly: "These are the only two magical pills on the earth, and only those with the best luck can obtain them." ”
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei glanced at each other, ecstatic in their hearts, knowing that the greatest opportunity in life had come and they must cherish it.
Cao Wei said: "After taking it, the strength, speed, hearing, vision, sense of smell, agility, muscle strength, bone solidity and other qualities are ten times that of ordinary people. ”
Lu Hancheng was shocked: "Viagra, ten times, ten times, this, is this true?" ”
Sun Fei subconsciously wanted to fold his hands, but separated again: "How can Viagra lie?" According to my observations, Viagra is more than thirty times more powerful than the average person. ”
Cao Wei said: "Except for me, your strength is unmatched, your speed is beyond the reach of others, you can hear the sound of the distance, and smell the smell that ordinary people can't smell at all!" In the dark, although it cannot be regarded as day, there is no problem in seeing the road clearly; Your ability to resist blows is ten times that of ordinary people. ”
Lu Hancheng said excitedly: "Viagra, I swear, I will always be loyal to you, and I will always follow you to fight devils, you tell me to go east, never to the west, you let me go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, without blinking my eyes." ”
Sun Fei said calmly: "Viagra, I don't swear, but from today on, I am your shadow." ”
Cao Wei smiled faintly: "I only ask you, no matter what you encounter in the future, you will never betray Huaxia." Even if you encounter irresistible factors, at most you will be able to escape from the world, and you must not do anything to harm the Chinese nation. ”
Lu Hancheng said loudly: "Never, I only listen to Viagra." ”
Sun Fei nodded: "Yes, we will be your most loyal people." ”
Cao Wei handed over the two "quality pills" to Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei: "Take it immediately, if there is any abnormality, don't be surprised, it's all normal." Also, strip all your clothes naked. ”
Without hesitation, the two swallowed it and stripped naked.
Soon, the two of them convulsed, looking in pain, and hot air came out of their bodies.
This is the expulsion of toxic gases from the body.
Immediately, the two of them trembled, the pain intensified, and "black oil" appeared on their bodies, which was extremely greasy and looked disgusting.
This is to expel all impurities.
The faces of the two of them became calm, and they were very comfortable.
Cao Wei saw that the muscles of the two were full, and eight-pack abdominal muscles appeared in their abdomen.
At the same time, the bones make a dense noise that stops after several minutes.
The two opened their eyes, looked at each other, and saw that the other had become black, and when they looked at themselves, they were also black.
"Viagra, thank you for it!" Sun Fei respectfully gave a military salute, "This grace is equivalent to rebirth, incomparable." ”
"Hahaha, Viagra, I feel that there is infinite power, my ears and eyes are clear, and I feel that even if there is an elephant, I can kill it."
Lu Hancheng was so pleasantly surprised, laughed, and kicked at a tree next to him.
Suddenly, the tree was kicked off, and the top half flew out.
Sun Fei slammed his palm on another tree, which also broke.
Cao Wei was very satisfied: "Control your strength and various abilities well, and practice your marksmanship." In addition, throwing grenades must be mastered. Your strength is so great that if you throw a grenade accurately, it's the same mortar. ”
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei saluted at the same time: "Obey!" ”
Cao Wei said: "From today on, you are my second general, the patron saint of the Chinese nation. ”
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei held their heads high: "Yes." ”
Cao Wei smiled: "You guys are so lucky. Take the 'Quality Pill' and you will live to the maximum age of the Terrans, 175 years old! ”
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei glanced at each other, ecstatic, and bowed to the ground at the same time: "Thank you master." ”
Cao Wei smiled: "Get up, get up, don't call me master, just call me Viagra." I'm out tonight and I'm going back before dawn. You must keep your guard and beware of the devil's sneak attack. ”
Lu Hancheng and Sun Fei said loudly: "Understood. ”
Cao Wei nodded, turned to leave, and quickly disappeared into the curtain.
"Old Sun, what do you say, who is Viagra?"
"Not human!"
"Huh?"
"It's either the Celestial Gang Star or the Earth Evil Star! I think, the devils in Shencheng are not having a good time tonight, either there are countless dead and wounded, or there are rivers of blood! ”