This kind of thing is always despised by those who claim to be stylish, but Yang Huairen feels that in this situation, the effect of patting is to relieve the tension and protect himself at the same time. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The first time Empress Dowager Gao heard someone say such a blessing to her, she smiled unconsciously, and she smiled very comfortably.

As a result, Empress Dowager Gao not only did not blame Yang Huairen for his rude fall, but ordered a little palace maid to stop the bleeding for him.

Even if a person with extreme self-control can control his thoughts, he can't control his stomach, even if he has a noble status, such as the Empress Dowager and the Emperor.

Yang Huairen's fish is so tempting, and the rumored addition of seasonings that only immortals can use is even more full of fantasy, especially after Yang Huairen performed the immortal technique of dripping water into ice in front of Empress Dowager Gao.

Empress Dowager Gao began to enjoy it, and Zhao Hao and Zhao Xu moved their chopsticks. Yang Huairen was busy pouring tea for a few nobles, and when he turned his head to look for his share, it had already been stolen by Zhao Hao.

Although Zhao Hao said that he was also happy and happy outside, he was more like a child in front of his mother today.

Empress Dowager Gao glared at him when she saw that she was just feigning anger, and then smiled again.

Of course, Zhao Xu refused to let this uncle take advantage of this alone, regardless of the identity of the official family, he had a share with Zhao Hao's theory, and half of the meeting was divided.

That special taste slightly stimulates the nerves of the mouth, but after the first bite, you can never stop, this is the human instinct.

The warm atmosphere of mother's kindness and filial piety in the Shou'an Hall of the Empress Dowager Gao made Yang Huairen begin to suspect that the rumors that the Empress Dowager and the official family did not deal with each other were fabricated out of thin air by their idle eggs.

It's just that he still doesn't understand that power is more like a devil with a bloody mouth open than people's obsession with taste.

Since he was born in the royal family, he will inevitably be devoured by this devil. Maybe today they are still father and son brothers, but tomorrow they will pick up knives and slash each other, eager to put each other to death, and then crush their bones and scatter ashes.

After eating, all the little eunuchs and palace maids in Shou'an Palace swallowed their saliva and listened to their masters' appreciation of Yang Huairen's climactic cooking skills.

Yang Huairen felt that the worry when he heard the news of Empress Dowager Gao's entry into the palace this morning was purely his own cranky thinking that he had nothing to do, and the old lady just wanted to taste your craftsmanship, but you had to arrange a kind old woman into a wolf grandmother.

If things really develop like this, Yang Huairen may really retract all his previous statements that Empress Dowager Gao is an old witch.

Zhao Xu patted his ass and left after eating, and even Zhao Hao was invited out by the Empress Dowager Gao, saying that she wanted to chat with Yang Huairen alone.

Yang Huairen chuckled in his heart, he was really afraid of something, but anything that was left by the Empress Dowager Gao to talk about it alone was not a good thing.

In the empty Shou'an Palace, only the Empress Dowager Gao and Yang Huairen were left, and the huge room was quiet, and this quiet atmosphere always made people feel frightened.

"I heard that you are going to get married the day after tomorrow? I don't know which little lady to marry? ”

Yang Huairen hurriedly got up and fell to the ground, nodding in reply.

Empress Dowager Gao smiled and taught him to get up and answer, Yang Huairen stood up and bowed and replied: "Back to the Empress Dowager, the bride of the grass people is the marriage set by her father for the grass people before her death, and the bride is the only daughter of the original privy council to promise Lord He. ”

"Oh?"

Empress Dowager Gao's words changed, "This palace heard that this Lord He has passed away, and his daughter has long been missing. ”

Yang Huairen was afraid that she would find out He Zhiyun's true identity, so he hurriedly told the story of how he came to the capital to catch the test and met a bandit, and how his mother came to Beijing to find a son and met He Zhiyun, hoping to fool the past.

As the story was telling, suddenly Empress Dowager Gao's face changed, and the blue sky, white clouds, bright sun, and spring breeze that were still warm turned into dark clouds and thunder in an instant.

"Yang Huairen, you are so bold, you can deceive others with this story, do you think you can deceive this palace?"

Yang Huairen's heart sank, and he said in his heart that this old woman has finally revealed her true face, but I also know that my stories are all made up by me, but I want to tell you the truth, I am from a thousand years later, and you still don't arrest me as a goblin?

So he pretended to tremble in fear and stammered, "The grass people are terrified, and I don't know why His Highness is angry. ”

Empress Dowager Gao stood up, slowly walked to his side, and said sharply: "You are quite smart, this palace really underestimated you before."

Ever since you walked in, Hongu has known that although you are not very old, you are a very clever person.

You pretended to be in the palace and trembled, and deliberately hit the head and fell, do you think the palace can't see it? Are you really going to pretend to be stupid, thinking that this will make others think that you are stupid, so that this palace can let down its guard? ”

Yang Huairen was even more nervous, it was just that he was playing tricks, and the purpose was to better protect himself, but he didn't expect to be recognized by the Empress Dowager Gao.

It's not surprising to think about it, Yang Huairen is just a cook, to put it bluntly, he is an ordinary person, and he has only watched the tricks played by high-IQ people like Dou Xinji, and he can't talk about it anyway.

What kind of person is the Empress Dowager Gao? was born into a nobleman, and this kind of thing has not been strange since he was a child. When she entered the palace, it was impossible to survive in such a cruel environment in the palace without a scheming.

What's more, now that she is already the empress dowager, in the past few decades, I don't know how many life-and-death court struggles have been experienced to have today's status and power, how can he be compared with a small cook?

His little trick just now may be a clumsy actor and a clumsy performance in the eyes of the Empress Dowager Gao.

However, at this time, if you admit it, you despise her IQ, and if you don't admit it, at most you will continue to pretend that you have no IQ, and you are dead left and right, so it is better not to admit it.

"The grass people don't dare, the grass people are clumsy, which makes Her Royal Highness the Queen Mother laugh."

Empress Dowager Gao listened to his words and smiled contemptuously, "You dead duck is hard, right?" Haven't you heard the truth that being smart is mistaken by being smart?

This palace will give you another chance, otherwise your marriage with Zhao Yan, this palace only needs a word, and she can go to Yongzhou to accompany his bastard father. ”

When Yang Huairen heard the word "Zhao Yan", five thunders suddenly thundered, and the Venus in front of him surged wildly, and his whole body was paralyzed.

This old witch is a human or a ghost, how could she know that He Zhiyun was pretended by Zhao Yan?