Chapter 143: Beasts!
As soon as Bai Yun heard such a remark, he broke out directly: "Your mother is too partial, what is called a high martial arts is not feminine!" Who prescribed this bullshit! Your mother's words are too radical. ”
Mo Yu was originally joking, where is there any such thing as going home to get married, and there is absolutely no such exaggeration as stepping through the threshold, Mo Yu felt that after saying this, Bai Yunyi's first reaction should be that Mo Yu was bragging.
According to Mo Yu's understanding of Bai Yunyi, Mo Yu felt that Bai Yunyi would say the following words was the most likely.
Oh, I found that your braggadocio skills are getting better and better, I used to be in Twenty-Five City, why haven't I heard that the girl's matchmaker has broken the threshold of your family?
Mo Yu felt that this Bai Yunyi was likely to say something similar, but he didn't expect one thing, this Bai Yunyi's reaction was so intense, and it was not at all the kind of reaction he imagined.
This reaction really startled Mo Yu, and he felt that Bai Yunyi was almost the same as before except for throwing the teacup.
This time, the eyes of the surroundings were also attracted, and then there were many discussions around him, Mo Yu couldn't hold his face for a while, and then pulled the sleeve of Bai Yunyi's coat and pulled her to sit down, and then said to Bai Yunyi easily: "Bai Yunyi, what's wrong with you, auntie, I'm wrong, didn't you hear it when I was joking with you?" ”
Bai Yunyi was stunned for a moment, then shook off this Mo Yu's hand, patted Mo Yu on the shoulder and said to Mo Yu: "Oh, look at you like this, you're about to laugh at me, do you really think I'm angry?" Okay, okay, okay, okay, ”
Then Bai Yunyi quickly sat down: "What's the matter, you are allowed to joke and not me to joke, I don't know you yet, why don't you brag now." ”
Mo Yu was also stunned for a moment, feeling as if he had been tricked, but he found that Bai Yunyi's acting skills were too good recently, could it be that he hadn't seen a huge change in a few years?
According to Mo Yu's understanding, this big and arrogant character is easy to expose his emotions, anyway, how does it look like it is true just now, but Bai Yunyi's attitude makes Mo Yu feel more normal.
It's the previous sentence.
Mo Yu also smiled, agreed to this matter, and then talked about Bai Yunyi's marriage: "Okay, I won't tell you about me, I'm still joking with you," Mo Yu felt that it was better to clarify this matter, in case Bai Yueyi went back to promote it around his friends, and the fake seemed to be true, "Anyway, you are not too young, I remember that you are a year older than me?" How do you not get married? Does it mean that no one wants it? ”
Bai Yunyi was pouring tea and found that there was no water in the teapot, so he didn't answer Mo Yu's words first, and called out to the small boss of this stall: "Hey, the boss poured some boiling water and ran out of water." ”
"Okay, come on!" The small boss of this stall here is very diligent, even if there are a lot of people, but he can always take care of most of the customers, no, Bai Yun shouted one by one, almost instantly, and the tea that was boiling was in this teapot.
"You use it slowly."
"I'm not in a hurry, I'm not afraid of being late for a good meal, what do you know, and in the future, I am not allowed to say in front of outsiders that I am one year older than you, you look at your old appearance, saying that you are now seventy or eighty people believe me!" Bai Yunyi reprimanded Mo Yu and said.
Mo Yu was still stunned for a moment, one thing he didn't expect was that this Bai Yunyi seemed to care more about his age, is this still Bai Yunyi? Isn't it a year older? And it's still a fact, whether it's good or not.
Mo Yu also nodded helplessly: "Take care of my mistakes, I won't talk about this matter in the future, but I think your father and mother should be in a hurry." ”
Bai Yun also looked very impatient: "The sky seems to make you my father and mother, it's really the emperor who is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, I am not in a hurry about what you are anxious about, besides, what is the matter with you, and can you stop talking about this topic, I thought that no one would tell me about this when I came out, who knows that when I met you, this broom star, is still in my ears, boom, it's really annoying, can you stop talking about this matter, if you want to talk about this matter again, I'll leave." ”
This time Mo Yu understood it, what she said just now should be true, just now Mo Yu said that her father and mother should also make a sentence This sentence should be true, it was originally a bluff, but I didn't expect it to be such a situation.
From what Bai Yunyi said just now, I had heard such words at home, and I thought that I could be quieter when I came out, so saying these words could make Mo Yu feel that this Bai Yunyi's father and mother should be in a hurry now.
In fact, in Mo Yu's opinion, no matter how old he is, he doesn't need to be in a hurry, this kind of thing is still reluctant, and according to Mo Yu's thoughts, he thinks that Bai Yunyi, a little girl, is still relatively good, and she shouldn't worry about this kind of son-in-law.
It's just that you should find someone who is more powerful than her, otherwise it will be a problem of abuse when two people are at home, not that men abuse women, now Mo Yu is anxious about that man, in case any man doesn't open his eyes, then life after that will be endless torture.
Mo Yu was also very happy, then nodded and smiled: "Okay, I was wrong, I won't talk about this anymore, okay, then let's go back to the original topic, I think tomorrow is a day off, can you not let me go?" ”
Bai Yunyi's change is very big, at least the female action of holding his chin with his hand can still be expressed, isn't this showing again.
Bai Yun propped his arm on the table, then supported his chin with his palm, and said to Mo Yu with a conspiratorial smile while blinking, "May I ask Lord Mo what do you think?" ”
After seeing this, Mo Yu suddenly felt as if he had asked in vain, and it seemed that he was going to sacrifice his hue.
Then he nodded helplessly: "Okay, okay, but you said that you don't need to get up too early tomorrow, but you don't want to run over early in the morning to annoy me, and I tell you that I have a problem when I sleep, I like to sleep without clothes when I stay in the south, if you break into my room rashly, I will lift the quilt as soon as possible." ”
Some of Mo Yu's things are joking and some are true, as for saying that this sleeping without clothes is true, but if this Bai Yunyi really broke into his room, Mo Yu would definitely not lift the quilt, on the contrary, he would cover the quilt more and more tightly.
Bai Yun, this girl, really can't figure it out, at least in a certain situation, Mo Yu can't figure it out, it's hard to imagine what kind of choice this Bai Yunyi will make in that situation.
It's best if I don't have any reaction, but if I get angry and really hit something, I feel like I don't have any resistance without clothes.
In fact, saying this kind of thing is a bit of a teasing for girls, but Mo Yu never treats Bai Yunyi as a girl, at most he is a slightly better friend, of course, this kind of friend is not a friend he wants to see, because Mo Yu's head is very big every time he sees Bai Yunyi.
One head and two big Mo Yu felt that it was very appropriate to describe himself.
However, Bai Yunyi really didn't care about this kind of teasing, but instead pursed his mouth while drinking this tea: "If you say that, I'm really going to see it, let me go early tomorrow morning, even if I don't go to work, I'll go to you early, and if you don't lift the quilt at that time, I'll lift it for you." ”
frame, Mo Yu's head hung down all of a sudden, this means that Mo Yu is defeated, and Mo Yu is defeated if he is very serious.
Mo Yu hugged his fists at this Bai Yunyi: "I have to say that I lost in Xia, I was just joking in Xia just now, and I hope that Miss Yunyi will not take it too seriously, tomorrow we will be okay according to the normal time, I haven't had a good sleep for more than two years, can you let me make up for a sleep first." ”
Bai Yunyi smiled with a successful conspiracy: "Oh, don't take this porcelain job if you don't have this diamond, big brother, it's not once or twice, and you have to play this kind of fast tongue, which is said to be this kind of fast tongue, when have you argued with me, if you say that it is an ordinary girl, scold you hooligan, maybe you are still very happy in your heart, but I am different, I am your buddy, what happened to my buddy when he saw his buddy without clothes?" ”
Suddenly, Mo Yu remembered a very funny thing: "Why don't I see how you look without clothes?" ”
"Get out!"
Mo Yu knew that this time the joke was still a bit too big, but his words were simply blurted out, without thinking too much, and after thinking about it carefully, it was true that this kind of thing was a bit blushing for a girl.
But Mo Yu didn't know what's wrong, after saying this, he was splashed with tea by this white cloud in time, and he still felt very refreshing, this is the pleasure brought by flirting with girls.
Although Bai Yunyi looks angry, only she knows whether she is really angry or not, and if she is really angry, Bai Yunyi will not be like this.
When the tea was spilled, Mo Yu reacted quickly, so most of the tea was not splashed on Mo Yu's face, otherwise all the water at this temperature was splashed on Mo Yu's face, and it is estimated that Mo Yu's face was red.
If it's more serious, it can even cause burns, and even if it gets into the eyes, it won't be much worse.
Mo Yu dodged sideways, and then blocked one or two with his own hand, which really didn't have much to splash on his face, and then he was quickly wiped away by his own hand, and after the cooling of the air, it was actually not too hot, except for a little red on his hand, there was no big deal.
Mo Yu also felt very lucky, if he couldn't react at all, it seemed that this handsome and handsome face was about to be baptized by a war.
Bai Yun's face was full of anger, and he didn't speak for a long time, Mo Yu didn't know how to comfort such a person, and then he gently tested it after a while: "How about I treat you to breakfast tomorrow?" ”
Bai Yun changed his face all of a sudden, the degree of change in his face simply made Mo Yu stunned, Mo Yu believed again this time that he was pretending to be angry at the beginning, it turned out that Bai Yun had changed again and again.
But whether the previous one has changed or not, Mo Yu just thinks it, but this time he really saw it.
"Okay, then it's decided, get up a little early tomorrow, don't lie in bed, or I'll really lift your quilt, and I'll tell you that I don't care if you have clothes on or not!"
Beasts!