Chapter 58 Immortality Li Shaojun

What is the most after the summer harvest?

If you've ever lived in a farmhouse, you'll immediately tell you that the most common thing after the summer harvest is bugs!

And it's a mountain full of insects!

Green, yellow, red, furry squirm everywhere!

So the chickens and ducks of the Yun family have room to show their talents, as long as you look around, the chickens and ducks of the Yun family are crushing from this side of the plain to the end of the plain with the drive of women and children.

Liu Che woke up from his sleep early in the morning, carefully freed his hands and feet from Gillian's entanglement, let the maid put a robe on him, and stood at the highest point of the Changmen Palace looking down on the earth.

This is his habit, this is the case in Jianzhang Palace, and the same is true in Nagato Palace, and he feels very uncomfortable if he doesn't stand high and look at the earth every day.

Yun's chickens and ducks were very eye-catching in the bare field, and Liu Che looked at it for a while and asked, "What is that?" ”

Da Changqiu, who has always been by Liu Che's side, said in a low voice: "Back to Your Majesty, after the summer harvest, when the insects and cockroaches are overflowing, the Yun clan is driving the chickens and ducks to get rid of insects, firstly, we can save the rice grain for feeding chickens and ducks, and secondly, we can get rid of insects, and in the coming year, there will not be so many pests in the fields that compete with the people for food." ”

Liu Che looked at a colorful insect that was trying to climb along the beams and pillars, and said, "Isn't there also chickens and ducks in the Changmen Palace?" Why don't you release it? ”

Da Changqiu bowed and said: "Your Majesty doesn't know, chickens and ducks are naturally excellent for insect removal, but chickens and ducks are flat-haired animals, and after all the way, they will leave a large area of filth, Your Majesty is here, and Changmen Palace naturally does not dare to let unclean things stain Your Majesty's eyes." ”

"All things are born in nature, naturally one thing descends to one thing, flat-haired beasts are very natural to insects and cockroaches, how can they stop the reincarnation of heaven because of a small defect?

Let it out, one less worm and one more grain of grain for the people. ”

Da Changqiu said embarrassedly: "It's just that our chickens and ducks still lack training, and there is a lack of rules, so Your Majesty should not be surprised." ”

"Let it go! No wonders! ”

After Liu Che finished speaking, he re-entered the dormitory, and when he saw that Gillian had already gotten up, he smiled and said, "Why did you get up?" I remember you were the most snooze. ”

Gillian smiled: "There have been no rules for half a lifetime, you can't get to this age and there are no rules, it's time to get up, today Dongfang Shuo is going to report the distribution results of the coal and stone industry in Fugui Town, if you are interested, come and listen?" ”

"Coal and stone industry?"

"Yes, the coal and stone industry, Yun Lang said that this thing is very important, as long as it is combined with the right stove, it can reduce the amount of firewood cut by the people.

At that time, the people of Linzi City of Qi State cut down all the grass and trees in Niu Mountain, and as a result, the tragedy of the landslide could not be reproduced! That is God's punishment for man's insatiable greed. ”

"Niu Shan Mao?"

"That's right, from "Mencius: Gaozi I": The wood of Niushan tastes beautiful, and its suburbs are also in a big country, and the axe can be beautiful? It is the place where it rests day and night, the rain and dew moisten, not the life of no sprouting tillers, and the cattle and sheep are thus grazing it.

Guanzhong can't go out of a place like Niushan anymore, it's bare and ugly. ”

Liu Che was not interested in Niu Shan or Niu Mountain, and heard that Gillian actually said that it was Mencius, which made him very surprised, and looked at Gillian and said, "Are you studying?" ”

Gillian frowned and said: "When I was a child, when it came to reading, I read better than you, but then I somehow didn't get as good as you." ”

Liu Che sighed and said: "In order to please my father, the queen mother, the queen mother, at a young age, I slept on the third watch, and I recited the words of the ancient sages on the fifth watch, which is very boring." ”

While the two were talking, a colorful big rooster flew in from the window, took two bites, and ate the insects on the railing, and then stood on the railing and flapped its wings to cause high singing, interrupting Gillian and Liu Che's memories of childhood, and Gillian's face turned black.

Da Changqiu rushed over from the outside like lightning, reached out and grabbed the big rooster, and was about to break its neck.

"Stop, this general has just caught a pest, so naturally he wants to boast about his exploits in front of me, what's wrong? Let him go. ”

Liu Che felt that the whole thing was very interesting, especially after seeing Gillian's angry face, he felt even more funny, so he quipped.

Da Changqiu embarrassedly threw the big rooster downstairs, and watched the fierce general flapping his wings and flying to the ground.

"Ahh Gillian screamed and scolded Da Changqiu.

Liu Che leaned on the railing and looked at the chickens and ducks chasing the insects all over the yard, and laughed: "Good job, I hate insects the most." ”

Gillian said angrily: "The yard will stink for several days." ”

"Okay, then come back to Chang'an with me for a few days, and come back when the smell is gone."

Gillian shook her head and said: "If it stinks, it stinks, I still don't want to go to Chang'an to trouble you, those Mr. Dongbai don't like to see me in Chang'an." ”

"It's okay!" Liu Che hugged Gillian's waist and smiled.

Gillian smiled bitterly and said: "You have forgotten what I did in Chang'an City back then, I haven't forgotten, why did you say that I am such a proud person who cried and made a fuss like a country shrew in the first place, and finally even used witchcraft?" ”

Liu Che has been thinking about this question recently, the current Gillian is the best Gillian in his opinion, noble, intelligent, beautiful, affectionate, and there is no shortage of the same, which is very different from the appearance in the palace.

"Nightmare Town?" Liu Che was a little unsure.

"It's not! No one has a nightmare town for me, and you don't want to think that I was given a nightmare town by others, and the city is full of wind and rain, and the palace can tolerate the scourge of witchcraft, but it can't tolerate the more serious nightmare town.

I knew exactly what I was doing at the time, that is, I was sprinkling, who told you to say that you didn't want me at that time. ”

"Not Nightmare Town?" Liu Che was still unsure, he had already begun to suspect who had given his Gillian to Wei Zhen that kind of shrew.

Gillian sneered and said: "I found someone to kill me, but nothing happened, should I be angry or angry, should I sleep or sleep, even if I look happy, I don't even have a dream at night, it can be seen that the art of Nightmare Town is nonsense!" ”

"You've had a nightmare kill you? It's the warlock who doesn't dare to hurt you, right? ”

"Hmph, he didn't dare, I told him that if he couldn't succeed in suppressing me, his head would be in danger!"

"What about the Warlock?"

"I didn't succeed in killing me, so I was naturally killed, and then I found two more powerful warlocks, and they ended up the same.

Since I killed three warlocks, I no longer believe in the magic of Nightmare Town, the scourge of witchcraft, in order to redeem you, I actually stupidly chose to believe the words of the warlocks, what a mistake from the eternal hatred! ”

Liu Che looked at Gillian carefully, pinched Gillian's face, and made sure that the woman in front of him was indeed Gillian, and then said: "Don't believe it, maybe it's because the warlock you are looking for is a liar, not a real master!" ”

Gillian pointed in the direction of the Yun family and said, "There are still four people there who don't believe in the scourge of witchcraft and the magic of Nightmare Town.

The reason why I did this was because I was seduced by the four bastards there, who would say that they would use the most vicious sorcery against them, and that they would reward the warlock with ten thousand dollars if they succeeded in their spells!

As a result, none of the warlocks have taken the 10,000 yuan so far, and if Your Majesty thinks your warlocks will work, you might as well try it on the four of them, so that I can open my eyes. ”

Liu Che coughed, and a man dressed in black appeared on the side of the beam, as if he had come out of the air.

"Please come over to Immortal Master Li and teach the four arrogant people here a good lesson!"

The man in black bowed his head and complied, then disappeared behind the pillars once again.

"Li Shaojun? That Li Shaojun, who has always said that he is only seventy years old? ”

Liu Che said with a smile: "It is the Li Shaojun who knows how to sacrifice to the god of the stove for blessings, plant grain to get gold, live forever, can drive away ghosts and gods, is good at using medicines, can make people rejuvenate, and has been to Penglai Immortal Island."

Gillian, do you still dare to bet now? ”

Gillian's expression was a little dignified, if it was another warlock, Gillian would naturally not care, but Li Shaojun was different, this guy discussed the place where the old man's grandfather played with an old man in his nineties at Tian Wei's banquet, and he was all hit.

It was also said that the bronze utensils brought by the emperor were used by Qi Huan. He also said that he had met An Qisheng and been to Penglai Xiandao......

Gillian was in turmoil for a while!